₦airaland Forum

Fresh fish? I sabi fresh fish for market ooo.... make person no call blue, black for me.
Those ones are dried nah, we know them fresh and succulents when we see them.

War? No bombs, weapons, drones, choppers, etc and not even abusive words and u say they're at war? Op I won't click that link...

Very good... Am not a fan of any and won't even be, I sabi the road to Linda's blog? Na! .
Any kasala between them nah straight to their blogs to wash their dirty linen.

Okay! Nice pose and height lift but that red sneakers is a NO nah

Were the phones not made because of them? Those phones are not made for an average person who's still hustling, keep calm and u'll something bigger at the right time.

Never jealous a rich man... big people with everything big, even problems .

How is Postinor2 a celebrity? Anyway sha, if u wanna eat a forbidden fruit without protection, u May end up being evicted from the Garden.

Babysho:
You aren't slim na...just malnutritioned though.

haha... boss tell me something

dmcdad:
Nah... I mean Malta Guinness.

dmcdad:
You mean the ones wey don reach that stage wey them dey tire their scarves use cover their ears? Come dey update status all the time with Jesus this, Holy Ghost that... Dey go every vigil available.

boss mountain nah their family house ooo

dmcdad:
We extra-short guys rock.

extra -short? Bros u mean star lager beer bottle

Quality husbands he said? He shouldn't worry as some ladies have already passed quality husband stage, they are now in the stage of MAN-NA-MAN .

How is this romance related? Well we slim (not lanky) guys rocks .

In Yemi Alade's voice " the guy's dickk is taking over"

They're competing with the Sun ... they've bleached to the extent some of them are looking like boutique standing doll, Michael Jackson will be for them wherever he is .

Who is she? Cheap attention seeker...
It remains one thing for her, BLEACHING.

Nothing serious here jare... if my papa and mama get money like their parents, I go dress pass dem. The little ones wey I get sef, I still dey use dem bounce around .
Nice kids... but someone should tell that girl showing her belly button that, dickk rearranges peoples destiny, she should beware.

vizkiz:
I can make you famous!
Lol, everybody can cook bro

really? People boil water but i cook it

vizkiz:
pictures of you carrying a car oh I aiint gonna believe your lies

How much will u believing me add to my account? Bro I ain't lazy, at least I can cook

vizkiz:
its so obvious this on can't try that stunt
Lazy guy!

Haha... u make me laugh, do I look lazy to u? Bro no be mouth ooo even with my slim body I can still surprise u in physical exercises.

Really? Okay i'll rather be virtual to be able to eat anything i bake, than be forming real man and end up being fed the stuffs I baked.
REAL MEN DON'T SHOW OFF

Vycko:
why would she want to whisper to God?

in case she knows about Nigeria, she can whisper our national problems to God.

Very easy for the guy to lift the lady up anytime she wants to whisper to God.

Op sniper is not so expensive here, I don't know about ur side.

That's what happens when u decides to leave weed smoking just for one day.

I for believe am if he said 2go .

Tufiakwa, Olorun ma'je, God forbid ... the original of the drugs he is using must be scarce.

Why was he forcing himself to smile? It seems his yellow suit was still with the dry cleaner. He better do something about his bald head before he starts looking like Sango worshippers .

She looks like a teddy-bear...

Okay! Because of land rover? The guy too should've shouted; WRONG CAR I'M JUST A DRIVER ...
Most ladies and material things are like rod and O

Op did u just call her a porn star? Well I never jam her movies for market nah ... she can go to the jungle and advice Lion the king of the jungle not Nigeria and Nigerians.
Op wen u get any of her movies, let me know