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KingEli:
lol...so I for ask am 'will u die with me?' Abi

my bro sometimes a silly answer will make a questionnaire know how silly the question was.

sinaj:
She looks like Joke Silver in d first dp



HBD Mrs Uche

Compliment of the season Unique student.

Happy 36th birthday to her...
The 36years age looks like FOOTBALL AGE

Haha... Seriously, i don't regard any question as been silly, to me every question demands an answer. If the question is quite silly to u, Abeg give a more silly answer .

I looked for "Don Jazzy is not my friend" in the interview like I was looking for a condom in my Pastor's room .


Modified*** I saw the condom in my Pastor's room before seeing "Don Jazzy is not my friend" .

Too long to read but entertaining..

deekaybeatz:
It's been confirmed original by Joseph frost of London.... Check his instagram page

okay! Money speaking...

If that thing is real, then it'll be better to have a realistic brain scan for him to determine how real the brain damage is .

He looked dapper like he was wearing a diaper just like the guy on hat was looking like a grandpa .

In Rihanna's voice "B*tch better don't have money, if u know u cannot spend it" .

It's none of my business though, but it'll be if that watch is as fake as an average Nigerian ladies bleaching faces .

floragregs:
I see nothing wrong with what he wore! So what if he used sneakers to wear agbada? Who makes these fashion rules anyway? Mtsheew. I done tire to dey see "fans come for this and that" they should go and mind their businesses.

I have a simple question for u ma'am, can u tie wrapper with blouse and wear sneakers at the same time?

[quote author=caesarjayjay post=41399727][/quote]hmmm.... May be virginity don get another meaning as the thing (virginity) don get grade so .

tosyne2much:
hahahahaha roflwkmd


Funny u

... boss I had to ask coz I overheard my VC's wife and Registra saying blood came out when they were disvirgined, and I couldn't ask VC what came out when he was disvirgined. Since Nairaland is home away from home (not hotel abeg), i need to know what comes out, BLOOD OR S*MEN?

Proof of tweets or adonbilivit.
To the disvirgined guys, Abeg nah blood come out or s*men? i just wan know before i get disvirgined by NICKI MINAJ .

slytubadth:
What kinda lubbish question is this Imagine you have something that will ease ma body and you are denying me it..what happens to the saying that "Givers never lack"

bro u no lie.... the way the accumulation of the "akamu" dey make body heavy sometimes no be hia .

HateU2:
Waoh! Pele o omo igbo to ti da yoruba. Compliments

Bi ose ye ko ri niyen... I wish u all the very best of the season....

Too much of everything is bad, trying to be funny with everything and every time is not necessarily good.
Well, what's my own sef? 2016 is close which is the year of my business.
Akpororo's dressing is his headache and not mine.

Rain doesn't fall all year round, the best is to store and reserve enough water that'll keep u through the times of dry season
May God bless my hustle as He has blessed his.

HateU2:
I like you
You are mature
Se tiwatiwa ni e

hehe.... omo naija ni mi
Baba ati Iya (Igbo), won bi gbogbo wa is Ile-Ife, schools in PH, travels to Ife once or twice in a year. Ife ni mo wa bayii, can communicate well in Yoruba and Igbo.

HateU2:
D monster wan dig 3times a day? Ewoooo.

I like that 'Must surely come down'

me no dey pretend or hide anything, i talk raw and show raw actions. Yes! I dig 3 times a day provided everything been equal.

U can't be really close to me as a lady without knowing that I like getting down low, so if u don't want it, use your head while dealing with Kenny.
I accept NO for an answer sha... life is not about sex only.

My babe do say THANK U when she says no and i decide to go into praying mode (softening di*k mood) coz she knows how much I love it.

Nothing wey u do now wey go change wetin don happen, the truth be say u bin dey think say d "kerewa" go come late but the thing cum faster than wen I dey on top woman.

I hope the guy feels the same way (true love) u feel about him coz guys can be manipulative.
Op all is well, its either it works out or not, either ways you've learnt your lessons. If not, u won't be feeling kinda guilty.
We learn as we live...

The thing is I know when she'll say no and I don't object, funny thing is I don't know how u gonna say no in the morning, afternoon and evening coz the monster is always ready to dig like three times a day .

I don't pretend, even the few female friends I've been with in my room knows that my bigger mind no get joy .
If bae say no, no need to get angry coz what goes up must surely come down both the nigga in my short and her NO

Most funny guys are easily friend zoned, no big deal in been funny or not just try to be yourself and do/say things that makes her happy.
A lot of guys try so hard to be funny, thereby making fool of themselves especially using their fellow guys to gain cheap funny points when in the presence of a lady or ladies (very childish).

It's good to be funny, but the best is to be yourself coz someone out there will love u for who u are.
Been funny has made it difficult for friends (both male and female) to take me serious most times, so I don't see it as a genuine reason why a lady will walk out of a relationship.

Nice....
But it seems all of them were competing for WHO MAKE-UP PASS .

Congratulations to her.... it's not easy to be called to bar, if u think I'm lying, ask drunkards

Me no even get plenty contacts apart from one person using multiple lines and had to save it into my two Sims .
If nah like that eh, nah me go suffer am pass coz most of my whatsapp chats are without contact names. Plenty change lines more than they change clothes

The two memorable experiences were basically my first time Xmas celebration in my mom's home town (Mbaise) and my dad's (Ikem-Nvosi) coz since we were born, we've always had our festive season's celebrations in Ile-Ife (Osun State).

It was in 2007, we went for my grandfather's burial (mom's dad), after the burial there was enthusiasm about the ppl coming home from a far like us, u'll get to meet new ppl, family members and so on. We had no choice coz who decides when we're to leave if not my parents, so I waited patiently to experience my first Xmas in the south - east.

There was a massive crusade at the village's sch field, one of my uncles had a musical band and was to perform then, so I was prepared for the crusade just to see him (my uncle) sing again with his band.
The crusade started, prayers very intense and all I could see was ppl falling like stray bullets hitting them, i've been to crusades in Ife so I wasn't surprised or scared. Three days crusade ended and it felt like every Tom and Harry (in my mom's voice) were possessed or evil doers.

They organized an inter-village football tournament, i wasn't selected nah, who i sabi and who don see my face before sef. Well, my village was pummelled .

I didn't know how to ride the bicycle, fetching water was by buying and was very far (village things nah), as one of the eldest male grandchildren I was given the mandate to provide water. Jeez I never see that kind suffer, my twin brother knew how to ride so he's always flexing the bicycle why I was subjected to pushing truck of water with kids, i thought I'll build six packs overnight then .

Worst experience was the tiny black insects that bites from 6pm to 6am everyday (6-6), u have to wear sleeve until the Sun comes out. Left there with black spots all over my body.
I started rocking my Afro then (big enough to be braided) my God the feeling was intoxicating seeing both ladies and guys stare and comment about my hair, i still used that my hair get one village girl like that sha.

We were more than 30, food wasn't a problem and everywhere was lively. From day 1 to last day, meet my son, this is my son, u look like Chinyere (my mom's name) and other introductory lines never stopped. In general, it was a memorable experience.
Am not good at writing stories, if u've enjoyed Xmas in your home town for the first time, i think u might understand better.

The second experience is loading...

Merry Xmas and happy New year in advance to
Monalisa185, utosco, yunglivochi, hayjay16, Chestar5, iamkingzlee, wunmi590, ClintonNzedimma, philismary, CFCfan, Tonylyte, daveP, MizMyColi, buskie13, Seun and all Nairalanders...

miqos02:
na so dem dey lie

I was confused and wondering if lockdown has another meaning that I don't know of.

9jatatafo:
Lol it's JVC tv and the OP will put a lucozede yellow wrapper on the screen to convert monochrome to Multi colour tv. It's very common with naija babes both celebrities and non celebrities, face will be fair and ankles, knees and butts will be as black as the back of pot used by mama put to cook on firewood.

... if these ladies continue like that, they'll end up dragging colours with Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

Good.... at least as a Santa clause he only wore two colours (white and red) unlike the rainbow looking clothes he wears.

Op did u just say lockdown and I can still see ppl buying and selling? Op u can lie for Africa eh