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As at midnite 18th May... MTN Online SelfCare Portal is Down!!! Been checking since 6pm 17th May.. Even called Customer Care twice to be sure!!! NCC Regulatory Board are you guys sleeping? Do we have to beg now before doing a simple Sim Swap ni?? I tire oooo

My good nairalanders... na so we go dey dey Haba.... funny thing is all major Telecom Networks seem to be having one major issue or the other since the rains broke forth this year...Post your recent hardships at the hands of this Below Par Networks folks!!!

ok this is starting 2 be really annoying! I have fols calling my fone @ 4am, Haba. No one sud call me again. Send a txt as follows: send d message "SETTINGS" to the number 131. China fones wud have 2 be manualy configured. Pls no more calls or i will not be so nice 2 u on d fone ooo. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Plssss, I have been getting messages from nairalanders requesting for wap settings for diff phone, pls if you really are serious, the service isnt free oooo.

You need settings from me it will cost u 100naira only so only serious ones sud txt plsssss 08063072485 or 08023883509

Afroking

Plssss, I have been getting messages from nairalanders requesting for wap settings for diff phone, pls if you really are serious, the service isnt free oooo.

You need settings from me it will cost u 100naira only so only serious ones sud txt plsssss 08063072485 or 08023883509

Afroking

MY Dear Nairalanders

I have been getting txt messages from folks I dont know, seriously I could help you guys with the configs you need but first of all I'm not a registered MTN Customer Care Staff!!!

You need configs for your fone beta be prepared to send 200naira credit of my choice because its not free to get these settings expecially for the phone brought in from China,

I have tonnes of txt messages from so many places its giving me headache, so pls folks understand my own situation d next time u need configs for ur phones.

Afroking

Hey there guys!

Its Arsenal for this season even if some people dont want to believe it but we are the side to beat this season cuz I dont believe that these guys will leave anything to chance again!

I think Lehman has to get the cobwebs out of his head and not gift the opposition easy goals.

Anyways its THE ARSENAL for 07/08 season.

This is the Evolution!!!

Afroking

WEll I dont think Igwe will leave, he still has 1 last point to prove that He's still wants that CL Trophy wit Arsenal b4 thinking of going anywhere.

Well let pray that Arsene gets his thinking cap on and buys players who'll give Man u and d rest better fight for next season.

Say as a mouth watering preview Emirates is holding a 4 club tourney (Emirates Cup) got Inter, PSG, Hamburg and their Hosts, Wengers boyz. sud be something to be great to watch holding in July check out arsenal homepage for details

Gunners rule 4 eva

Incredibly still King

Well nice to know that kontagora is still on Niaja's map?? I went to skool there FCE too so Mr. Lecturer I hope i knew u then when I was there 10yrs back?? drop a personal message to me if u wish to I'll be more than happy to help watever way i can.

To this babe issue, I think u need to do a check and balance here!!! Wat r ur priorities and wat effect wud this have on ur potential marital life?? She might just luv the company and stuff but u need to watch wat ur doing and not get sucked into a vacuum u cant get out of!!

Well like i said its up to u and wat u want to do, but drop a message last_africanking@yahoo.com if u wish too and yeah i was in csc/maths

King

Naija peps when will we learn?? seriously dont everyone think its time to do away wit these old horses who cant run anymore??

Seriously, with the likes of Mikel Obi, JOn Owerri and the entire Holland 2005 team we have alot of hope of doing good but when u put guys who have been playing for 10yrs plus Haba they arent invincible again o. Those guys r hungry to impress badly but cant get the chance if those old horses dont get the boot

Mr. Technical Adviser, better wear ur thinking cap and build a team, o cuz if they dont qualify for Nations Cup, ur as good as Screwed!!!! o.

KING  

Well I sure do know that Wenger is cooking up a storm for next season!!! He's got more financial backing and definately knows who and who he needs in the team!!!

So all u 19 other title chasing pack of cows,  watch out its Gunners RELOADED[color=#990000][/color]

Abi Muki hun I lie Trust the Gaffer, he knows alot is riding on next season for the entire club.

Gunner KING  

Well, first off Lux hunnie I so luv ur posts wudnt have said it better myself.

Chinnys, bottom line is if u do really luv this chap u have to ask urself that question, which is how long do u intend wanting to luv the guy? and Not if u guys r compatible!!

Most Nigerian and African marriages werent started with compatibility tests!!! Just ask ur folks at home and u'll hear stories of crazy escapades but they werent compatible but HELL luvd each other like crazy and ended up getting married!!

So my dear, pls ask urself if luving this guy is a short or long term thing, cuz u might not really be in luv u know, might be an obsession or worse, alot of people have seen or experienced things like that. Hell u might just have a mad crush on the guy but ur inner self is telling u that he's not the 1

Think about it and lastly pls ladies think wit ur HEART first, helps to make relationships alot smoother and more lasting.

I definately sud be Teaching this stuff!!!

Still KING

Less than 24hrs for the blues band!!!

Man U start icing that Moe!! Cuz the blues r getting an ass whipping 2morrow 4sure!

Well its strickly for the FANS who have stuck by thru thick and thin!!!

Gunners4lyfe

We are FOOTBALL!

May they rest in the bossom of the Lord Amen!!!!

Sorry o chelski fans 4 ur lose!!

King

Hahahahaha,

Its OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHELSKI KNOCKED OUT TWICE BY STEVEN G and the BOYZ OF ANFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come someone sud tell Maureen that sh sud go back to Portugal o cuz English footbal doesnt suit the bastard!!! Oppps !! Hope say Seun no see me sha!!

Anyways 1 down 2 to go, Maureen and his blues band sud be prepared for another heartbreak!! Wenger go kill una on Sunday!!! Sebi u guys can play ball abi, Bring enough buses cuz he definately going to need extra hands for the whooping of ur life!!

We're up and runnin again!!! Never say Die young lads!!!!!!

Its wasnt meant to be a REVOLUTION, ITS EVOLUTION BABE!!! The new winning TEAM !!!

FIRST MAJOR SCALP?? 100million dollar question Maureen and his looser squad!!

Gooners babe, we rock, come sunday Drogba will surely cry like a baby!

Chelski r in trouble 2nite o!!


hope una goal keeper oh sorry shot stopper get bulletproof for cannons wey im go get 2day!!

Riise is being pushed into midfield and with Steven G, una don die! Well anyways WE dey wait for una for Emirates ooooo. Its Revenge and thos young bloodz r thirty!!!

I live for ARSENAL,


Still d KING ;d CHELSKI BOW DOWN

No crime in being 32 and single well maybe except ur not the very attractive type but hell who cares wat u look like these days.

Go for the insides is wat i'll say and u fine ladies abeg hookup jo anyone saying ur old sud go jump in a lake!!! Sarah no born at 99yrs old?? common peps.

Always KING

Fellas,

I guess its time that we look at alot of issues surrounding the alleged claim blah blah blah.


First off Tinubu worked in the united states oh!! Mobil Oil for 16yrs pls go and check that. and was a senator during one of the past cilivian try & error governments in d past.

So if he owns 16 bank accounts in d US so wat?? we have politicians in this country that actually own well over 16banks in this here country!!

This is purely another baba iyabo plan to frustrate the only Governor to stand up and say NO to his military style of leadership! Abi una don forget say d man na khaki man??

Its very unethical for a so called C-in-C to conduct the affairs of an entire nation in d manner that this Fine Gorrilla have done in 8yrs but alas Nigerians we complain softly, those that argue wit him get labelled thieves and robbers or r even given bigger problems to deal wit.

If we needed another Hilter in this generation we wud have preffered d military but this so called man of God, former khaki man is no were close to even the worst of wat we have tasted in the past! He's prepared to use nigerians as he sees fit even if it means lying his way to get wat he wants.

In summary OBJ is just another nutcase!!! He wants a revenge on Tinubu precisely cuz Lagos State was not ceeded to PDP and because Tinubu flouted all orders and still tried to perform averagely in lagos. abi anyone who can run d affairs of Lagos state without any federal subvention for 8yrs pls raise ya hand o!!!

Tinubu has done wat everyone said cudnt be done since independence. Sole dependance on Oil Exports to govern an entire state.

Very Practical but unique.

still d only KING

Holla

pls send me the celtel setting for my nokia 6600 cellphone email is last_africanking@yahoo.com

Thanks King

I need help wit my nokia 6600 phone,need games for it

I like arcade, shooter, racing and adventure but all 3d pls.

send them thru email last_africanking@yahoo.com so i can transfer them to my phone.

Thanks

King

It actually isn't a virus but a Trojan type spyware!!

You need to download Spybot Search & Destroy from www.download.com and install it.

once installed u update to the newest description it has on its servers. Restart your PC in safemode then scan using Spybot, any threats found sud be totally deleted and then d system restarted.

Lemme know if it works.

Still KING

Contact me for cyberklock.

You can call me on 08063072485 or email last_africanking@yahoo.com wit subject CyberKlock Wanted.

Thanks.

Funsho

Mr. Oga not cuz I'm supporting Man red u talk to my gunner sis like that no way o!!! show some sporting culture jo abi she no yab u now??

anyhow Muki hun forget it jo,we still go some chance to revenge against Chelsea so no problem there abi.

Nigerias Arsene Wenger!!!

Serious I sud be there wit Wenger Senior

Afroking

Well I'll give it up to Man U

they got more class that d blues brothas and besides, I'm a gunner so hell Man U its urs for the taking!!!

Kick some blues butt on d 19th of May alrite and in return we'll make sure Chelsea falls at the Emirates Stadium when they come visitin.

Afroking

We did it b4, we can do it again!!!
Gunners 4 Life.

All hail Tinubu ooo.

He beat Baba Iyabo again!!! koro sud go and sleep cud Papa Decieve Pikin (PDP) can never rule in Lagos until they clean their act up and rule justly and fairly.

Eko o ni baje lori tawa o. Up Action Congress!!!!

Afroking
Strictly for the People.

All hail Tinubu ooo.

He beat Baba Iyabo again!!! koro sud go and sleep cud Papa Decieve Pikin (PDP) can never rule in Lagos until they clean their act up and rule justly and fairly.

Eko o ni baje lori tawa o. Up Action Congress!!!!

Afroking
Strictly for the People.

And do u think i was bron yesterday ni?? oya roll over to man u thread and leave us alone o!!!

if u were a liverpool fan i'll just tell u ur walking alone here o!!