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God save us

with that face she is like "see mamba"

kangaroos are wild animals don't try mess with one

Kokan aye

Aniker:
You're a tout, attention seeking imp

Shouting with a bitch like you is an insult to my personality

Aniker:
Really what will happen?

Tear you slap till you have ear problem bingo

Aniker:
To me, it's clearly normal, it's human right, you have the right to have sex with who ever you want

Just say that statement for my side, my dear you go hear am oo

Rossikki:
Who said? In your Nigeria, don't millions of people run to babalawo to solve their problems? Colonised goat.

Bingo what are you saying?

Small Note Huge Lesson

Lobatan egun pari ijo

They were watching Man City - Chelsea Match

and any problem in their marital life they will run to Jesus

What would you do if this is your mum on your PTA meeting?

I pray the child grow to be successful

Some people just love to speak before thinking and not after thinking

Which kind yeye aircraft be dz

Not all police are corrupt and even so we are the one supporting the corrupt ones

Its always the fault of bastards

Power of makeup. This one wey I see na to go do thorough findings before I go jam makeup ambassador

Wishing her quick recovery

I pray one day my parents will proudly touch me and tell the whole world this is our son

Nice one taking the kitten in. if this is your first time having one please you need to know the following.
1.Cats are dominant, so avoid having him/her on your laps all time once they are more than two months.
2. If the cat is a male there is 80% assurance it will ran away or turn wild before it reaches two years old
3. You can also call them pet names
4. For the one your have presently now, find it a carton filled with sand and put it in a corner so he will have to shit there anytime he wants to before he get used to pooing in clothes
5. Give it little access to your kitchen unless you need it there
6. Cats aren't dogs, so they don't care
7. For it age now try to get use to its claw and bites they will surely do that
8. Once its start sleeping or sitting at a particular place just leave the place alone unless any readjustment will be futile
9. Stop feeding it with your fingers and let it learn to eat and lick directly from a plate unless you want a bleeding finger sometimes
10. Cats can be frustrating attimes for instance I can hardly sleep for 30minutes without a bite or Jumong using his claw on me and sometimes they are just the best
11. You can't always keep them inside, They will find a means of getting out (I once tried keeping jumong inside sometimes but it won't just keep calm until a day I returned from training and found a big hole on the window net it created)
12. Cats are so lovely if well taken care of
13. Their best food beans with enough oil and soup, solid pap with oil, solid food rice, bread, meat, fish, egg, efo etc any food they won't eat you will surely see them sniff it and leave
14. Try to always wear your long trouser if you know your cat love biting you unless you will wake with a missing penis cap
15. Give command tones
I bet it on you cats are just beautiful creature and so adorable
Dedicating this to my Cat "JUMONG and SO SOO" RIP and other cats lover

SirJeffry:
Weed smokers in the house, please interpret the video for us.

I think the man reach so HIGH that he sees God but can't touch him that's why he is crying, next time smoke ogbomoso weed

Nice one

Bellfun:
My name is....

That's the correct way to introduce yourself! Don't ever mistake the many names as meaning "are"....here we are talking about you "one body" "one person"...

People should go back to Brighter Grammar English 1...

Support this because I could remember vividly my English teacher telling us this way back then in secondary school and also most people does not know the difference btw HAS and AS

Speechless

Just don't know what to say also

no she can't

CoolFreeday:
I forgive you for that statement. Me and my household have made our decision and its final, there is nothing you or anyone can do to change our mind.
God bless Nigeria
God bless PMB

Hey Mr. Goro speak for yourself only and don't bring your whole family into it. Ebina

Let this man continue his studies, I bet it with you there are hundreds of qualified doctors who can't do what he did

I fear all this mama put self