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Now it was time; the time we were all waiting for. Time to have a taste of the "tantalizing" dried Cow s'hit, so i tot.

Angom took the smallest wrap, "bad boy, u wey u don smoke Cow S'hit before, u carry the small one abi? So that me and Ilorin go run mad abi?" I tot, as i quickly grabbed the smaller leaving Ilorin with a Jumbo that was as huge as the combination of that of Me and Angom.


Angom started first, and he beckoned on us to start smoking ours. Angom puffed, and a huge smoke clouded the room. I saw that Angom was enjoying it so i took my first drag in.

"yeeeeeeeh!!, pepper dey dis thing oh" i cried out. "nahim make am make sense na" Angom said. Just then, i saw that Ilorin had gone half way through his Jumbo, "dis Ilorin get mind oh, see as him don almost finish him own, abi the thing no dey high am?" i tot, not knowing i was wrong.

I couldn't smoke half of my wrap, i was already seeing stars, what i was seeing looked more like birds than stars. Suddenly Ilorin yelled, "yeeeeeeh!! Flow see fire for your head oh", "where the fire?" i asked touching my head, "see am na, e go burn enter ur face oh" Ilorin said pointing at my head. "u don dey kolo oh, i dey talk say plenty bird dey fly for dis room, u dey talk say fire dey my head" i responded. I stood up chasing the imaginary birds. Angom was laughing beyond control, "mumu, u dey laf abi, u no go stand up make we catch all this plenty bird wey dey fly for ur room?" i said. He continued laughing, it seemed to me that he was normal with the way he was laughing at me and Ilorin.

I suddenly saw Ilorin unclothing himself to n'a'kedness, "dis one don mad oh, make una hold am make him no enter road oh" i said, not knowing my madness was more than Ilorin's. "Sammy oh!! Kelvin oh!! Sammy oh!! Make una bring water oh!! Flow and Ilorin don mad oh!!" Angom shouted.

And...................................... The last thing i remembered was that a bucket of water was poured on my head and i fell to the ground.[/quote]ewooooo, tears running down my eyes, i don die 4 laff, my sista dey rum come c wetin dey do me ooo

I hope my ribs and waist plus my bele no go break cos of dis story, nna flow, ndeawo...

Girls!!! Girls!!! Girls!!! AFTER GOD, FEAR GIRLS No be today weySOME African Ladies don dey lie, e don tey well well. Their lies dey turn belle, but e get one particular system of lying wey dey make my head scatter.Person go update her status,like "I Love You"....wenyou ask her who she dey love, she go say na Jesus Christ she dey Love. Okay, no wahala. Another girl go update her status like, "I miss my baby so much".....if you ask am who be her baby, she go say na Jesus. Hmmmmm, una don see how some girls dey call Jesus baby ba? Some go write "I can't breathe withoutyou"..... and demgo say na Jesus dem dey talk about. Even wen people wey no believe in Jesus dey breathe wellwell everyday, people like Brad Pitt. Fat fat lies. The one wey dey pain me na when some ladies update their status like"I miss you baby, I wanna be in your arms".....and them go say na Jesus dem dey miss. Haba, wich kind thing be dis fa. So na Jesus arms dey hungryyou shey Make una stop dis tin abeg. Hmmmm, the drama no stop there oooo, their boyfriends and assistant boyfriends go go their inbox tofind out weda nadem she dey talk about. Comesee lies na, she go twist their heads and use reverse psychology takefinish them. Come see wetin she go yarn; "so Michael you don't believe me, it is you am referring to in that status and I must not put your name to prove my love for you. If you don't believe me, fine, I won't kill myself" O boy, with dis line, the girl go kill their moral and na the boys go come begin dey beg her. Thegirl go come dey form vexing tins and in order to cool her down, some of the jonzing boys go wire some money enter heraccount or buy her big recharge cards.... see hammer na...Chai, fear some African girls, walahi. So any time una see some African girls dey update their status like dat, make una bone dem. They are still learning.....lo ­­lz Kai, African girls, I hail oooo... I dey feeluna die.....

Mehn dis story no b rice nd beans...

Critics or no critics am addicted to dis thread, i kip laffing inside nd my sibling wandaring wats wrong wit me, mehn, am in lv wit dis, kudos mr flow....