deji47: flow1759 thanks for a wonderful story. My days of coded laughing(may dem no 4 think say i don madt) at end. Thanks, God bless u abundantly. Amen.

Me too Bro......na so so laugh I dey laugh for office sotey some officers come dey ask me what really is the matter.......I had to confess and tell them all about your story....I have told many people about nairaland...the best FORUM in the whole world.......Thumbs up General Flow..your head break pieces for there..ori e o foka sibe......More power to your elbow Bro......God be with you over there my Brother....If you wouldn't mind, I want you to tell us where you are residing and working now....me I dey DHQ Abuja......Success Bro.

Nice flow, keep rockin'

Omg..Flow lyk for real..dis is non-fiction

Nicely done my friend..you need to finish the story though.

flow1759: Any body wey no know wetin devil beans be, dat means that person no grow for ghetto, so una dey form ajebutter, abi?. Devil beans wey we dey put for people wey dey fight body during break time for primary sch.;-) where all the Barracks boys wey dey here oh!!! make una come yan dem wetin devil beans be oh.B-)B-)B-)

the yoruba name be ¤WEREPE¤

Welldone Flow...such a fascinating story but may I asked is it a work of fiction or real life?

As a person born and breed in Ilesa I find the story hard to believe though some details therein are true to some extent.

Who is Ireti, I mean where is her shop located? I am interested in knowing her.

And I never heard of Blue Angel, does it really exist?


Overall, a very entertaining story...

Nice one Flow. I read all through

















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u make me laugh nd 4get my worries; even my neighbour dey carry face say i don 2 laugh 2day. Its nice nd creative; even if na lie, e sweet jor

as a BBB, u no suppose 2 dey cap lke dat. Ur anchorage no strong. Dem cut ur tail self?

na dami send d rat, use ur head

Beauty Jacobs: u make me laugh nd 4get my worries; even my neighbour dey carry face say i don 2 laugh 2day. Its nice nd creative; even if na lie, e sweet jor

must u say that? Na lie, says who? Am sharing my bitter experience and you call it lie?

kingphemy: Welldone Flow...such a fascinating story but may I asked is it a work of fiction or real life?

As a person born and breed in Ilesa I find the story hard to believe though some details therein are true to some extent.

Who is Ireti, I mean where is her shop located? I am interested in knowing her.

And I never heard of Blue Angel, does it really exist?


Overall, a very entertaining story...

But u have heard of Captain crook and so many other places i mentioned like Isokun?

That goes to tell you that i altered names of some places because you never can tell who is reading. Thats how i do my writing, i don't use names the way they appear in reality.

Beauty Jacobs: as a BBB, u no suppose 2 dey cap lke dat. Ur anchorage no strong. Dem cut ur tail self?

Beauty Jacobs or whatever ur name is. What are u saying? U smoke Igboh?

flow1759:

But u have heard of Captain crook and so many other places i mentioned like Isokun?

That goes to tell you that i altered names of some places because you never can tell who is reading. Thats how i do my writing, i don't use names the way they appear in reality.

SO this aint fiction.

Yes I knew Isokun and Captain Cook.

Still I will like to know Blue Angel, I mean the real name.

Am presently in the town now.

Now it was time; the time we were all waiting for. Time to have a taste of the "tantalizing" dried Cow s'hit, so i tot.

Angom took the smallest wrap, "bad boy, u wey u don smoke Cow S'hit before, u carry the small one abi? So that me and Ilorin go run mad abi?" I tot, as i quickly grabbed the smaller leaving Ilorin with a Jumbo that was as huge as the combination of that of Me and Angom.


Angom started first, and he beckoned on us to start smoking ours. Angom puffed, and a huge smoke clouded the room. I saw that Angom was enjoying it so i took my first drag in.

"yeeeeeeeh!!, pepper dey dis thing oh" i cried out. "nahim make am make sense na" Angom said. Just then, i saw that Ilorin had gone half way through his Jumbo, "dis Ilorin get mind oh, see as him don almost finish him own, abi the thing no dey high am?" i tot, not knowing i was wrong.

I couldn't smoke half of my wrap, i was already seeing stars, what i was seeing looked more like birds than stars. Suddenly Ilorin yelled, "yeeeeeeh!! Flow see fire for your head oh", "where the fire?" i asked touching my head, "see am na, e go burn enter ur face oh" Ilorin said pointing at my head. "u don dey kolo oh, i dey talk say plenty bird dey fly for dis room, u dey talk say fire dey my head" i responded. I stood up chasing the imaginary birds. Angom was laughing beyond control, "mumu, u dey laf abi, u no go stand up make we catch all this plenty bird wey dey fly for ur room?" i said. He continued laughing, it seemed to me that he was normal with the way he was laughing at me and Ilorin.

I suddenly saw Ilorin unclothing himself to n'a'kedness, "dis one don mad oh, make una hold am make him no enter road oh" i said, not knowing my madness was more than Ilorin's. "Sammy oh!! Kelvin oh!! Sammy oh!! Make una bring water oh!! Flow and Ilorin don mad oh!!" Angom shouted.

And...................................... The last thing i remembered was that a bucket of water was poured on my head and i fell to the ground.[/quote] ewooooo, tears running down my eyes, i don die 4 laff, my sista dey rum come c wetin dey do me ooo

I believed ur story until I read d part abt Jehovah's Witness...u told a VERY fat lie dere.
1. Jehovah's witnesses dnt go 2 preach ALONE, dey're paired.
2. Dey are always DECENTLY dressed wen preachn(no tight-fittin dresses)
3. They carry bags, NOT bible-in-hand.
4. Jehovah's witnesses WON'T spend 40 mins @ ur door 4d 1st time &
5. Dey WON'T pray wt u wen dey preach(except on home bible study)
So it's eida ur WHOLE "true-life story" is a LIE, or u lied abt dat part & am disappointed.

Artistree: I believed ur story until I read d part abt Jehovah's Witness...u told a VERY fat lie dere.
1. Jehovah's witnesses dnt go 2 preach ALONE, dey're paired.
2. Dey are always DECENTLY dressed wen preachn(no tight-fittin dresses)
3. They carry bags, NOT bible-in-hand.
4. Jehovah's witnesses WON'T spend 40 mins @ ur door 4d 1st time &
5. Dey WON'T pray wt u wen dey preach(except on home bible study)
So it's eida ur WHOLE "true-life story" is a LIE, or u lied abt dat part & am disappointed.

cos u ar a witness, u don't av to b disappointed, MOST TIME IN NAIRALAND U READ AND PASS

I so much enjoyed this story.....................kip it up flowey

Artistree: I believed ur story until I read d part abt Jehovah's Witness...u told a VERY fat lie dere.
1. Jehovah's witnesses dnt go 2 preach ALONE, dey're paired.
2. Dey are always DECENTLY dressed wen preachn(no tight-fittin dresses)
3. They carry bags, NOT bible-in-hand.
4. Jehovah's witnesses WON'T spend 40 mins @ ur door 4d 1st time &
5. Dey WON'T pray wt u wen dey preach(except on home bible study)
So it's eida ur WHOLE "true-life story" is a LIE, or u lied abt dat part & am disappointed.

Guy cum i get one broz wey be say Jehovah witness been come im house he runs d gurl and Bleep am, and anytime he wan fufil him sexual desire he go cal am and Bleep even if d gul dey on her ministerial mission

@Flow,thanks for entertaining me today. Finished this story in less than one day. More grease to your elbows.

Haahaahahahahaahahahaahha u don kill •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ ooooooo, see watin rats do u, u sure say those ur babes No be them turn into rats? Flow more my man.

flow1759:

no be she want make dem shine her congo? Abi person go put bush meat for ur mouth and u no go chop?

In as much as I enjoy this ur tori and try to look past ur weed smoking and being a cult guy, you demystified yourself by sleeping with a small girl.

You are the elder; you should have known better. Sleeping with her equals abuse of authority given to you by her parents, school and the government.

Correct men no dey fall for girls like that: come be virginal one sef! Mtcheew, u fall hand for that side abeg.

Na u type dem go use girl set trap for.

Really, it not easy to put one's past into writing that will fascinates and engrossed people so much to read.Even the angels will be waiting for those funny parts of ur life to watch on judgement day.WORTH A COMIC RELIEF!!

Great job flow baba..rily loved it

Uhmm finally! Finally!! Ah don finish dz story, ah rilli enjoyd it a lot oh nd ah mst sae ur a vewi qud writer. More ink tu ur pen.

I bumped into dis page few days go and I just finished reading the whole story, though i neva commented all diz while. U are gifted in writing. Each episode made me laugh out loud like i was going mad.
Great job flow. More ink to ur pen.

Took me two days on my night shift to complete the story. Flow u taite die ,taekwon.

INTERESTING. Kudos to the man that flow properly. I gbadun u. Keep it up