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switch360: mumu human tradition

Which one be human tradition again na.

nenergy: Sincerely i don't know, but if were to guess i'd say its because every other finger already have jobs. The thumb does "thumbs up", the index points "accusing finger", middle finger says "f**k you" and the little finger is to hold pinkies with your baby niece.

That is a tentative statement, any way you make sense.

Subject to the topic, why is the wedding ring wore on the fourth finger. let's have your say.

I got this from a friend on facebook yesterday and I have
never stopped thinking about it. Can this Nigeria ever be?
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Before going to bed, I had to eat something. I opened the fridge
and yes, all the things in my fridge had turned to block; the light
had been on for 8 years without going off. I finished eating and
went to bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the
voltage is so high. I woke up very early in the morning to the
sound O̶̲̥̅̊f̶̲̥̅̊ classical music.
I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this
morning, I turned on The hot-water tap. While toweling myself
dry, I turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking
about Nigeria, how she is now one of the most developed
countries in the world and how the Nigerian president
yesterday declared his asset and all he had to boast of was
N20 million naira and a duplex in his village. I finished dressing
up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, after-all the
roads are always free and there are no potholes. On the way, I
saw a few policemen patrolling, and I greeted them. I stopped to
chat with them for a few minutes after which I drove off
laughing.
At my workplace, I saw some people loitering in the waiting
room and discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw the
son of the permanent secretary. I also saw a young man with
tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently
from one of the government universities, but everyone could
testify to the fact that he's brilliant. While going home that day, I
saw the man with the tattered shoes again, he was smiling and I
asked him why. "Sir, I've been given the job." he said, "What!
What of the Permanent secretary's son, didn't his father call
beforehand?" "No" the man said, "He didn't"
That evening, I went out to play in the neighborhood, I saw
Adamu and Obinna discussing the recent trend in the country, of
how Mallam Danjuma is now the governor of Rivers state, Senator
Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor in Borno state, Mr
Chijioke Godffrey is now the governor of Oyo state. I decided that
since I had a lot of time on my hands, I should make a quick stop
in the hospital to make a few checkups. I went to the Cancer
treatment Hospital, after making sure I was cancer-free, i visited
the HIV/AIDS Checkup Centre and I was well attended to; with
world-class equipments. I even saw the mother of the vice-
president there. From there, I saw Hope of Salvation Church and
Egbe Alasalatu Islamic house holding a joint prayer for
continuous peace in the community. I saw the pastor and Imam
consulting on the prayer points. I stayed for a few minutes before
leaving
The next morning, I tried to make some calls, but I couldn't find
my phone. I took my wife's phone and saw tons of messages sent
from my phone asking me to call back, that my phone was found
on the road. I hurriedly called my phone back and got a man on
the line. He told me he had been calling my wife's number since
yesterday night but that she wasn't picking her calls. I apologized
and told him that she put her phone in silent to avoid
disturbances while sleeping. I went to reclaim my phone, I
thanked the man and offered him a few naira, but he rejected it
saying, I shouldn't worry.
Since it was election time, I went to the polling booth nearest to
me to carry out my constitutional duties. I saw only people of
voting age there, everywhere was peaceful and the security
agents there were merely putting up appearances as they were
just chatting with the voters. I voted for the candidate of my
choice and left. The next morning, I heard that the election results
were out and that the runners-up and winner were having lunch
together. I turned on my T.V set and saw for myself, in fact, they
weren't just eating, a healthy conversation was going on. The
winner of the presidential election asked the runners-up to advice
him as to how to effectively run the country and they all sat
together to discuss on how to sustain the massive success the
country has been witnessing.
The next day, the foreign media said that the American president
has laid some rules down for Nigeria to follow, failure to do that
will amount to severing of diplomatic ties. The Nigerian president
replied 30 minutes after, he told the American president to go to
hell and that he won't allow his country to be ruled by foreign
and anti-masses policies. I remembered that I hadn't completed
my weekly hours of work mandatory for all Nigerians, I got there
and saw the president dusting his trouser, he had just finished
cutting the grass where he was assigned to work. I greeted him
and he told me that he's expecting month end, that his monthly
allowance had nearly finished, since he was also collecting the
minimum wage being paid to the workers.
"Hum..." I woke up with a jolt slapping my ears, these mosquitoes
again. So I have been dreaming. I was sweating profusely, there's
no light. I stood up to take my bath, no water. I turned on my
transistor radio, I heard them saying Boko haram has started
again, and that robbers have killed 13 people. Oh God!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK FRIENDS, WILL WE EVER GET THERE?

Saraben: Dats too dirty to b xpressd publicly

Whats too dirty there, aren't people talk about their sexuality experience online.

It's verymuch annoying when caught up with a running stomach, especially away from home. devastation, anger will be written all over the face. let's share our experience of a running stomach away from home.

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sheedy407: I kno I have done it wrong and I also kno how nairalanders will insult me,I hereby accept wateva u will call me but pls remember,I came here to ask for good advice not insults and I kno that matured minds will surely help.
Back to the reason.
I'm a student who like to xplore but I got it all wrong and in hell yestarday wen my gf told me last night that she tinks that she is 2weeks pregnant cos of her body pains,I told her to examine herself well,today she told me that her breast is paining her and I'm very sure she is pregnant.I accept all the incoming commment insult bt I need a way out.We both agreed not to p the baby and since its 2weeks since I made love to her,I'm very sure there will be a certain drug to use to flush it out but the problem here is dat,I don't kno the drug or what nxt to do,so I ran here for help.Thanks in advance for ur comments.

How long will you continue to terminate the life of the unborn child, you desist from it o.after all the resultant effect of sex is pregnancy. behold the voice of babies crying for vengeance, repent.

Often time we see person's below eighteen or so with moustache all over the face, yet those above eighteen or so don't even have a single one yet.this prompted me to ask if growing of beards is a sign of maturity.

The Blessed Virgin Mary is a model of faith and hope. Interceed on our behalf.

Rawdeal: Yeah. Me too. I have people stalking me and I hate the idea of that

That's one thing seun has to look into.

overdrive: To what if I may ask?

Hope you will effect it.

Robisky Thad

I have search through the site just to change my username all to no avail. please admin I wish to change my users name.

Ok

sexytabhi: It is quite unfortunate for some men and their lies.
There was this man I met during my service year,very good looking and rich(from his car and appearance though). He said he's so lonely and needed a female companion,I asked of his wife and he told me she was late,I felt pity for him and wished her a peaceful rest. He needed to do some bank transactions so he drove in and he forgot his phone,a call came in and I saw 'mi wife',I picked his phone and went through his text messages (bad habit) she sent him a message the previous day asking him to buy some home stuffs.I Guess that was from the grave.
So many lies from men but that striked Me most,wishing an innocent woman death all cos of sexxx.

Sex syndrome.

SniperInADiaper: Mr Chima has a small one

I still don't understand ,probably you should be plain.

Mrs.Chima:
All black men have large/big/long condo.

What are you insinuating?

Enegod: this your shorthand english ehh.. i struggled while reading it

In as much as you comprehend, no problem.

Harbosede02: Lolz,there is dis guy in my tutorial dat likes me n wanted 2 date me then,bt i refused...xo 1 day we were jst talkin abt where we stay,xo i told i where i stay is far 4rm d tutorial,dat i av 2 napep 2 my bus/stop first,xo i asked im where he stayed then he pointed at one big beautiful duplex a stone throw away 4rm d tutorial,wen he said it,i was lyk "WOW!datz kul",i didn't doubt im cos of d way he does and all dat,xo i tot he really lived there..xo 1 day i finished 4rm lesn early,and i told im wana treck home,then he said alryt,xo wen we got 2 dat particular aus he said was hez,he stped dere and said he wants 2 drop hez bag wif d security man of d aus,meanwhile d gateman was outside,i watched im approach d man and said some tinz 2 d man,and d next tin i heard gateman say was WHO U BE?WETIN U DEY FIND?HOPE U NO MAD?...then d guy looked at me n ran away wifout saying a word..i was shocked xo i asked d security man dat isn't dat d guy's aus,then he said no o,dat he doesn't knw d guy...then i started laffing....d guy neva spoke 2 me at lesn again..anytym he saw he wud hide or dodge hez face...dunno y guy's lyk forming wat they r nt!

Lolz,Guys won't cease to amaze me. good one anyway.

Guys has their own way's of lying which is quite different from the way girls do lie.for the Guys you hear things like my dad own that breweries firm,am a bank worker yet he was not even called for a job interview, let alone a worker in the bank.why girls mostly their lie has to do with domestic stuff, like celebrating birthday twice in a year. blablaba etc.so let's share our most shocking lie that our opposite sex has ever told.

As we all grow up our addictions change but some stay the same I alway on the phone/web txting and surfing I also eat alot of spicy food.
so what are some of yours.

It is quite applicable to guys though the ladies are not left out of these.mostly their left hand fingers are often kept untrimmed and thus it grow drastically and fearfully. perhaps there are cogent reasons why they do it.let us know if there is any benefits attached to it.

Abu Mikey: [size=30pt]I eat to Live and I Live to Eat!![/size]

Man does not live by bread alone..

Don't want to beat around the bush, why is food so important to the human race to the extent that we can't do without it..keep your comments rolling in...

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