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Ur list is correct since Andyblaze made the list.

#BITG

U didn't order for goods yet some goods were delivered to you; My point is, u didn't sit for a job exam nor submit ur C.v to d said Firm and yet u were called for an Interview. Take heed. Wisdom is key.

You don open thread for ur mind; mo-fo.

Hmmmm. Well its simple. Convince him.

Its no problem brov, u have come to the right place BUT u'll have to follow me on Twitter.

My brother, leave the case to god.

django1:
Make Naruto catch you.

Naruto is now a Sage of the Six Path, him no need babe. I am Itachi Uchiha.

uchihahinata:
really? My name sake

Small world. You know we could be good friends too u knw??

Elantracey:
What are you using it for ?



*just wondering *

Trust me I just love to see dem; if I don't my food will not digest. Serious. I no dey lie. I fit swear. Ask Sásukè.

clevvermind:
i dnt mean any harm. Just tell me.

Hinata

clevvermind:
is she a nairaland babe? Does know about nairaland? Cos i really want her to see it.

You seriously think I'll disclose that intel. Wisdom is profitable brov.

clevvermind:
pls, i am a guy ok? i dnt send nude pix. thanks.

You got me wrong. A babe is suppose to send me nude's tonight, if she reads dis post and have a change of mind ......

O.p if I don't get the nude pics am expecting this night, u'll have a big problem with me.

Thinkr:
This one must be a little boy. Smh. grow up

Well done Elder. With your big mouth. Mo-fo like you.

Just remember, they've got the pussy. Cheers.

Mine is Using Forbidden Jutsu's.

eph12:
You know there are chinese phones as expensive as some top samsung and iphone phones. Buy those ones not the #15000 phones.

I swear I don't know, pls give me their Brand names.

The most intresting part of this story is that "it had pictures for every situation the Op was in".
O.p u knw wat? Am gonna tell you my own story and you gonna help me attach pictures where necessary.

Mura-facker !!!!!
If I visit that link make dem Postpone Christmas.

Are you now saying WE Nigerians can now Trust and Buy Chinese goods any day any time? If yes; Let US start with Chinese Phones.

I like my smelly mess like that, after all its the only way I can punish some people; especially Road safety and Police and most importantly Un-invited guests.

It will become a sin if I don't have a taste. #water, juice etc b4 they start thinking a-wire. @mifavour u look good; and I'd love to knw u muh.

SincereBigot:
please I hope oluwole car park is in lagos?

Lol. Of cos it is, I read ur post very well and saw where lagos was indicated. Centre Mosque is close to/at Man dealers, Adeniji Eko, Lagos. Cheers.

You can get it outside centre Mosque at Adeniji market opposite Oluwole car park; but its semi-fake doe. I bot mine from Dubai, that's one of the places u can get the original from... Peace.

pixtuk:
Husband and wife go sleep face bed.....Man e b lyk say u are nt romantic

Ok, I'll let her sleep on me.

emilyone:
No 3 is the fastest way for me to fall asleep.

Same here; and if I marry u problem no go dey because some babes like to sleep on their guys chest. And I don't face up.
So, would you marry me?

BIGVAJINA:
i need serious answerd pleasew

You think I don't need serious thread?

The bible wasn't joking when it said "if any part of ur body is making u SIN, cut it off" My advise: allow ur husband F..K d living hell out of you; because it will be his last with you. Buy 2 cups of Dangote cement, pour it inside ur hole and allow it to dry. After dis, if u still find it possible to cheat; Change my name to Benji.

This babe I was tripping for, we got very close and I tot we were virtually dating until one night when she slept over at my place, I wanted to touch her at night only for her to tell me "pls STOP, u are like a brother to Me". As if I don't knw my family members.

killjoy:
der r many oda tins dat come frm within a mans body which he is neva willing to embrace, believe me, u don't want me to mention dem

I tot we were talking about "Fart" alone.

Its simple; fart comes from within d body, so its only normal to embrace it when it comes out.