₦airaland Forum

Karmatyra:
ministry of land, housing and Urban Development.

Abeg help me buy land, but I no get money oh.

Wat is d name of your office??

kulkatty:
I was expecting to see a very diff pix. Not knowing it would turn out like this +sigh+

he looks better tho

Charlie boy's reaction in the first pix when he sees himself in d second pix(below)

Hi dear. Seems u're also from the leaf village. Am Itachi; and you are??

Xplicit1:
''Lord?''
It's gud anyway, but lemme ask dis. Does she bow down along?





Just kiddin

No she doesn't. That will be 2 xtreme.

DonaldGenes:
Smell lies.




Someone get me my gun

Am sorry I lied at first.
The truth is my wife calls me " your Lordship"

My wife calls me "Lord" and I call her "Angel"

benromeo39:
very good, balance the remaining 20 million after you have closed the deal.

I've paid it all. You can commence moving in of d merchandise.

benromeo39:
yeah, I can see your bank and offshore accounts are all in dreamland.

Help me close the deal on that estate when you are fully asleep.

Bross d agent said we shld pay 200billion dollars. I've deposited 180billion dollars sha.

Python spit. And am serious.

I bought my wife a 2013 Brabus Mercedes McLaren-road ster for her Birthday last month. D whipp cost me 48million.
#Resume's sleeping.

And you didn't think towards helping us with d names??

I knw d answer to dis quandary; but I can't type now because my data remain 2mb. Later sha.

Even Andyblaze will knw wat to do...
#Idonbelive by d way.

chucky234:
Toyota cars are overhyped, especially in Nigeria. Honda is ahead of Toyota even in Japan.

Tnks. I don learn sometin today.

I almost belived the story not until I saw d magic word "Virgin".
#na we we oh....

chucky234:
Coming from a novice.

Na u get ur mouth, if u like use am drive ruff.

D fastest way will be MONEY. Tnk u.

Its either I get dem "Pampers or Huggies". Its d least I can do.

eesy:
seriously? Do you mean you did'nt know that?

If its a lie, leme bath naked always.

I was health prefect then, I learned that one has to bath at least once in a day.

Toyota will always be "Honda"s father; any time any day and any where.

Pls try and eat, even if its little.
#Baskard

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You will have to check River Osun.
# Happy sunday.

By the powers vested upon me; I here by absorb you of your sins; Go, and toast the girl. You have my blessings.
#piss be upon u son.

Apart from the spelling; there's no difference. Happy sunday.

Mad people every where, wat is going on?

angelTI:
You can lie sha!

A lot sef.

ITbomb:
Not again!
All these " it is TV series not seasonal movie " itk
Guy, Jeep is any big car with big tires, ok?

Adamant Mo-fo.
Lol.

O.p am sure u mean to say "S.U.V" Jeep is a brand of car. Its like calling all cars "Honda".

Andyblaze; can't you just die already??

Andy my guy; how market??
You keep forgeting to put :

#BITG