₦airaland Forum

ajebuter:
Thank God

I have a reason to skip work tomorrow

Me wey fuel don nearly finish for my car

Ope oo

It’s like you didn’t read it. Strike starts midnight tomorrow.

Same way any right thinking Nigerian should know the following
1.Muslim-Muslim ticket is wrong
2.Presidential aspirants should come to a debate to defend their manifesto/promises
3. Aspirants should have FSLC/SSCE
4. President is not supposed to appoint INEC CHAIRMAN
And the list continues.

Therefore, RIGHT THINKING and NIGERIAN has no business being in the same sentence.

Parachoko:
Those Napep can get to where Hiace can't get ro

Why can’t Hiace go where napep can’t go?

Kharol1234:
Command day secondary school



No be Switzerland flag then carve for. there head so?

Switzerland, England, Sweden, Finland, Denmark. Norway.

Nice2023:
I have worked in private sector and now govt but I am taking this decision to fully concentrate in my dream and to fully harness my plans for the future.

Nothing like ur own,where u dictate what happens and not the other way round.

This is the time to complete what I started and to give it the touches it needs.

To think that,I was supposed to write my promotion exam and move to 13 in few months time is like a dream to many people but I have to ditch it for my future dreams. Meaning I am resigning as a level 12 officer.

Thank God for life to see this day come to reality.

Bad guy, you shaa secured your pension once your retirement age clocks in. Nice one. Good luck with your future endeavours.

Ekaka14:
A Paraguay guy swipe a hand across Mbape's chest or face while off the ball but ref instead gives a corner kick from Dembele's deflection ...VAR should look at this but they don't

is that why he rolled over multiple times like a barrel? Talk about being shameless.

Mbappe is shameless. He is bringing Madrid diving to the World Cup.

Google what is called STANDARD ANATOMICAL POSITION. The kid scores F for trying.

There is no room for ”anyhowness” in science

dawnomike:
In as much as he labeled the bones of the skeleton correctly... He is surely getting the full mark!!!

Apcshit:
Ghana with all their back passes sef

They have low self esteem. The fact that they can’t outrun a bunch of 30-40 year old Croatians says a lot about the GH team. Modric played and defended better than all of them at 40.

Our road no just long, it seems endless. Like a journey to nowhere.

Fujiyama:
^^^
Our road is damn long.

'Culture', superstition and a perverse, warped religiosity have all combined to make this country one of the worst places to have a medical emergency - of any kind.

This sensible, prudent talk about CPR, EMS, first responders etc. is gibberish to Nigerians. They don't know it. They don't understand it - and they will punish you for trying to introduce it to them. Be careful. Your attempts to administer CPR will likely be interpreted as some form of 'soul snatching' - or trying to capture the 'glory' of the unfortunate victim - or some other nonsense like that. And the mob will make you pay.

After all, this is a country where every ten years or so, (the way normal countries have a census or other normal stuff like that) there is an 'epidemic' of 'genital theft' (people's members or breasts etc.) are 'stolen' by 'ritualists' and 'wicked people' at bus stops, in markets etc. Never mind the unanswered question of how a man's member or testicles can be removed from his body (without anesthetic) in minutes - and the man shows absolutely no sign of pain or discomfort?

The best we can do in a medical emergency here is pour a few sachets of 'pure' water on the victim and hope for the best. That's how we roll.

That's how we do it.

Use only original ATF and Full Synthetic engine oil.

Nigerians need to learn CPR. It’s heartbreaking that once someone collapses in Nigeria, their survival depends only on divine intervention. No “Good Samaritan” first aid. Abi make we talk of the time it takes for professional medical help to come if any.

Revealpanda:
Thanks for this.... I'm also concerned about the resale value.... Assuming I decide to swap or resell... Won't the buyers use the mileage as a way of down pricing it?

Mileage is never a problem if a car was routinely and properly serviced. And I assure you that most cars used in the US for taxis are owned by companies that service their fleet at authorized dealers workshops that use OEM parts. That said, you will only face problems if you don’t keep up with the routine services or start using fake oil. Once you change your engine oil with original FULL SYNTHETIC oil bought only from filling stations, you can drive any Honda or Toyota until 750k miles.

Wealthyonos:
So did he video it? He should thank his God he is not held liable for videoing people without their consent

Video recording or photography is constitutionally protected in the entire western world. You can video or photograph anything or anyone as long as there is no caveat that says otherwise.

In simple terms, nobody can sue you for videoing or photographing them in public without their consent. Even in a beach where people may be naked or scantly dressed, you are still allowed by law to record . If you don’t wanna be in the frame, move away or cover your face.

QuinQQ:
Lecturer Anslem Ojodomo collapsed and died while delivering a lecture on Thursday, March 26, throwing students into panic.
Medical personnel made efforts to save him after he was rushed to hospital but later confirmed him dead.
Staff member raised concerns after his death became the third recorded loss within six weeks at the institution.


https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1702986-grief-tertiary-institution-lecturer-suddenly-dies-lecturing/

Below, Lecturer Anslem Ojodomo himself

1.Every literate Nigerian should go and learn about CPR on YouTube. A lot of Nigerians would be alive today if people around them knew how to administer CPR while waiting for emergency medical assistance to arrive.

2. If you’re over 45years, monitor your BP closely and have aspirin on you or around you at all times.

Prestar:

Residents were seen scooping fuel after a tanker overturned in their community amid the surge in fuel prices.
pic.twitter.com/HFkOTT1nGe

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) March 22, 2026

An average Nigerian is genetically wired to make wrong choices. It takes a very strong will not to be like that average Nigerian. That is the same reason we have the kinda leadership we do.

helinues:
Would that stop both of them from winning their reelection? Hell no

May we not labour in vain in life. Amen

Pls. how are they gonna win if people don’t vote for them?

No matter how conservative or religious any society might be, it cannot exist without people who are born different. Every society must have disabled, lunatic, deaf, dumb, blind, autistic and people whose sexuality are different in order to exist. Even In Jewish-Israel, Islamic-Saudi Arabia, Islamic-Iran, Hindu-India, communist-China, Europe, the Americas and our cultural Africa, gay humans have existed and will continue to exist.

Having said that, I will NEVER hate on any gay/ or lesbian person. They did NOT learn to be that way. You do not hate or punish someone for something they did not cause or commit. They have zero control over how they are. While growing up, we all knew that kid that walked, dressed, and talked in a way that was different from what society expected. Either in your village, your street, your primary, secondary or university. You must have come across them.

However, over my dead body will I support the satanic LGBTQ movement. While I personally have a relaxed view on gay people, the movement that wants everyone else to accept whatever they “deem wrong” by force is what I will never support.

In summary, I hate nobody. But I hate what I don’t like.

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/borno-speaker-protests-omission-of-shettimas-pictures-at-apc-event/?noamp=available

Shettima Ndo,
Shettima Ndo,
Akchaaam!

naptu2:
Omo Ure 🇳🇬 @iam_temmyyy



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In Nigeria, we adopt things without really understanding how to properly use it. There is no red tapism with speed limits. Exceeding a 60km/hr speed limit with just 6 is not supposed to yield a fine. Even on police radar, it can only get you a “slow down warning”. In the US, you have to exceed speed limits by 12miles to be fined.

Auxtan:
What is the best cream for very stubborn fungi?

Especially the one that can help treat nails infection.

Fungal infections thrive in the presence of lowered or suppressed immunity. Start from bloodwork. Ensure your immune system is still intact. Rule out cancer, diabetes and HIV. After that, you can focus on topical treatments. Take this advice seriously.

Of course he is as long as he didn’t move from AD to ACN then to APC.

Make una hurry give Sowore his own Ambassadorial appointment abeg, how much longer does he have to wait?

helinues:
Big amen to the quote above.

May we not start our new year with confusion like Peter Obi

Like AD to ACN to APC

All except fig

AWONEYAN:
When it's Rufai turn, He should appoint his enemy to position

We are talking of someone that will represent the interests of you and your family members in a foreign land. Don’t complain when he tells you that your interests in a foreign land faced glitches.

Patriotic9ja:
It can happen. It has happened before when GEJ was vice president. That was what led to the amnesty program in Niger Delta for militants

YarAdua is not GEJ

Baxilexi:
I’m not a Wike a fan but he’s within his illegal rights to abuse his office.

After all there’s an office of the son of the president,
Daughter of the president, and now defacto junior FCT minister positions for the son of the minister.

Nigerians will learn the value of norms/laws/regulations when we decide to build our civilization. This is the glue of western civilization. Jonathan started this impunity by housing Edwin Clark at aso rock, then followed Buhari, who housed his whole village there, to the point shots were fired and Aisha was the local champion. Tinubu who has a penchant for abuse of power, has taken it to new heights. Son is the defacto chief of staff, international attaché, liaison, ambassador, diplomat, sergeant at arms, etc
His wife, defacto minister for humanitarian affairs, aso-rock farmer/cook, quasi-nongovernmental organization philanthropist, campaign manager etc.

Where are our legislators? Judiciary?

I’m glad that we still have a few people like you left in this forum

Baxilexi:
I’m not a Wike a fan but he’s within his illegal rights to abuse his office.

After all there’s an office of the son of the president,
Daughter of the president, and now defacto junior FCT minister positions for the son of the minister.

Nigerians will learn the value of norms/laws/regulations when we decide to build our civilization. This is the glue of western civilization. Jonathan started this impunity by housing Edwin Clark at aso rock, then followed Buhari, who housed his whole village there, to the point shots were fired and Aisha was the local champion. Tinubu who has a penchant for abuse of power, has taken it to new heights. Son is the defacto chief of staff, international attaché, liaison, ambassador, diplomat, sergeant at arms, etc
His wife, defacto minister for humanitarian affairs, aso-rock farmer/cook, quasi-nongovernmental organization philanthropist, campaign manager etc.

Where are our legislators? Judiciary?

I’m glad people like you still remain on this platform

It’s only in Africa that you hear political parties and politicians making statements like this. Every other democratic nations of the world, you hear politicians talking about having the best manifesto and grassroots sensitization to woo more voters especially first time voters. What exactly gives African politicians this audacity and arrogance?

Apus:
It depends.

If you are cooking for yourself alone, it can be expensive. Cheaper when cooking for a family size, we call it economies of scale. You go even chop belleful and visit pot again.

You mean *Economics* of scale

Difrent:


Getting interesting.

Meanwhile, Russia so far is the only country that immune from Trump tarrifs, isn't this a cause for worry seeing the way Americans pretend to hate communists

US already has sweeping sanctions on not just Russia but anyone that does business with them (Energy ). It makes zero sense to impose tariffs on them while on trade sanctions.

Edusouls:
then why did he tarrif japan

Japan not = Toyota