₦airaland Forum

slimfit1:
Young man where is the train the station and tracks

Young man, I'm celebrating Xmas. If you de find tracks and station, go to kaduna street dline, e no hide.

Haters be like 'it's a locomotive'

I travel to the west from ph by road without any cause to regret. Road is so sweet and the problematic benin-ore axis is so awesome to ply now. GEJ thank you!

subterfuge:
Heartless uncircumcisedd baboon has again increased the PHCN tariff. The drunkenn bastarrd does not care about the high rate of unemployment in NIGERIA. Is it in this jobless state and high poverty rate that nigerians will see enough money to MUMUU Jonathan for his serial failure in PHCN generation and supply? Suresly the man is daft. Jnaadaft. That fraudulent PDP fund raiser; can the devillssh Jonathan contribute the money to PHCH. God will surely.throw out the corruption wizzard.just a matter of time. He will run of is aso rock naked.

. You are an slowpoke, your family is infected with ebola, monkey blood run in your veins, your head is empty, you are a frustrated animal, you smell like vomit, you are shit, nobody knows you, your father is a failure to give birth to a trash like you, you are less than a human being, you are defamed, you are sick upstairs, you are a dog's vomit, your family is filthy. F0000000l! You should not be a human, you are an embarrassment to us. It's better you take your life yourself cause anyone who does that would be doing you a favour and frankly, you don't deserve any. Bastard!!!

APC followers are cursed. Only a miracle can deliver them from self-deceit. No need arguing with them, let them continue to hold sway in their lofty zombiec state.

GEJ Until Buhari goes to Secondary School

This really got me screaming

mikeansy:
GEJ till Buhari stop saying

"Pree an pair eleczion"

Interviewer: Gen. Buhari, how do you plan to create job opportunities viz-a-viz the automobile industry

Buhari: Kai! I will pite kuorupshan

Interviewer faints!

nigerianvenom:
Interviewer:how do u intend to diversify our economy?
Buhari:i will fight korruption

In buhari's voice "I will pite kuorposhun".

Question: What plans do you have for the rail transport?

Answer: I will fight corruption

mikeansy:
Even I will fight corruption has to have strategy

How do you intend to fight corruption, what will Buhari focus on?

Corruption is not some alien roaming the streets waiting to be arrested and all our problems will be solved.

Buhari needs to tell Nigerians how he will go about this one solution fits all strategy.

He will get the strategy by fighting corruption

brownlord2:
my keyboard no dey work

eya, na corruption cause am

[quote author=brownlord2 post=29108510][/quote]you no sabi write something?

When all you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail. They ask you how you will educate almajiri, your answer is 'I will fight corruption', how will you end the insurgency? Your answer is 'I will fight corruption'. How will you tackle erosion? Your answer is 'I will fight corruption'. You are contesting to be President of Nigeria not chairman of EFCC!

GEJ till Buhari turn fisherman

tomakint:
This thread should be an eye-opener to those who think Obasanjo is the best thing that happened to Nigeria since slice bread!

YEA, AND IN THIS DEATH SITUATION, NO ANIMAL CAME OUT SCREAMING 'CHANGE'. NOW WHEN THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A CHANGE FROM THE NORM, WHEN THERE IS ACTUAL GOVERNANCE, WHEN PEOPLE CAN REALLY SEE WHAT ACHIEVEMENTS ARE BEING MADE, THE ANIMALS START SCREAMING THEIR HEADS OFF.

. Degree from unipetrol

Campaign Director

Ovie56:
This won't make it to the front page .. But heya I can feel ya pain

. Whose pain? Na copy and paste ni

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF, FIRST AS A TRAGEDY AND SECOND AS A FARCE.(KARL MARX):::::
The Amaechi I know has been silenced.....no more Jonathan this, Jonathan that....
Now, Tinubu & Co wants to make him the senior errand boy to Buhari.
(Campaign Chairman). An avenue to extort more funds from him (Rivers Treasury).
History repeats itself, first as a tragedy and second as a farce.
Amaechi forgot the incidence of 1967-70 (Nigerian civil war) where the yorubas eventually overnight turned against Ojukwu, and joined forces with Gowon to finish Biafra.
Awolowo promised to secede from Nigeria, should Ojukwu secede. What happened, history holds it that when Ojukwu declared Biafra a Republic, believing that Awo from the South West will fulfil his promise, hmmm...
To his greatest surprise, Awolowo, slipped off his promise and joined forces with the north to fight him.
Awolowo was asked by a British naval officer : sir, are you in support of the system of starving the Biafrans to death?
Awolowo: well, its a strategy in warfare if you must win. Come to think of it, why should we feed our enemies fat so that they will grow muscles to fight back at us?
British Naval Officer: sir, since when did Ojukwu become your enemy?
Awolowo: Awo remained in silence not knowing what to say.....*****
The British officer shook his head and called the south west "Slippery Yoruba".
That blood still flows in them! Tinubu and others joined forces with Gov. Amaechi to fight President Jonathan all in the name of change and one Nigeria. But I tell you, Nigeria in their minds are not and cannot be one.....
Hear their words:
"Nigeria is not a nation. It is a mere geographical expression"
(Awolowo: 1947).
"But I've always insisted to myself that my first duty is to the Yoruba nation. We are a nation, you know. And I put that nation first, then the one called Nigeria" (Soyinka: 2006).
"The Hausa-Fulani have also instructively not stopped taking off the heads of the igbos(sic) in the North. They do so periodically, even symbolically, I guess, to remind igbos that the cycle of hate has not been closed. Hausa-Fulani agenda against the igbos has continued in an uninterrupted fashion since the war, but the irony is that in the field of Nigerian politics, the igbo man continues to make the silly choice that the Hausa-Fulani is his best friend. And it is this lack of political wisdom that is partly responsible for the continued marginalisation of the igbos"
(Abati, 2001).
Whether you like it or not, the yorubas see the South South and South East as igbo and so will do anything to marginalize the igbo man.
Amaechi supported them, believing he will be made the Vice President of Nigeria. Now that the plot is almost over, they have now remembered that the yorubas gave Buhari a block vote during the primaries and as such deserves the vice presidential slot.
However, discarding the change they've for long been singing. Thereby, bringing in sentiment..
This change is not visible, as far as I'm concerned...I'll not betray my brother for whatsoever reason...
As the saying goes, if you see your brother fighting outside, support him without knowing the cause. Later, in your closet, tell him his wrong.
However, Rt.Hon Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi is our own, we will and can never throw him out...some lessons are learnt the easy way, while some, are learnt the hard way. Amaechi has learnt his in the hard way and I pray he adheres.
Cut meat, cut meat, na for nama body...Rivers State treasury don suffer.

1wolex85:
This your topic get as e be. Do you understand english?

help me na, prof osinbajo oloshi!

Pastor Adeboye disowns twitter handle endorsing APC's Prof Osinbajo, RCCG says Church is Not a Political Party
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Pastor Adeboye through his verified Facebook page has disowned the Twitter handle, @RCCGWorldwide which tweeted endorsing Prof. (Pastor) Yemi Osinbajo, a RCCG pastor, who emerged General Mohammadu Buhari’s running mate yesterday. In the Facebook post, Pastor Adeboye said;

 

 “On behalf of The Governing Council of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, we would like to inform the public that RCCG is not affiliated nor represented by @rccgworldwide. The church’s official twitter page is @rccghq. The church cherishes the right of all citizens to participate in the democratic process to vote."
 

From the clear statement above by our revered and esteemed Man of God, Pastor EA Adeboye condemns yet another desperate scheme by the APC, which used a fake Social Media account of the Redeemed Christian Church of God in an attempt to endorse the party's VP Candidate, Professor Osinbanjo a pastor of a branch of the Church.

We have no doubts that the APC is a Party that attempts to use and parade Pastors as VP candidates to divide or mislead the innocent sheep and Nigerians with cherished Conservative or Liberal views and clear the known perception of Bigotry hanging over the head of its candidate and one time dictactor, General Buhari. 

Other statements from the Church's AUTHENTIC twitter Handle Include:

@rccghq: “RCCG is not affiliated nor represented by @rccgworldwide.

“The church’s official twitter page is @rccghq.”

In no fewer than four other tweets, the church equally faulted the endorsement of Osinbajo by the creators of @rccgworldwide.

One of the tweets by the Pastors reads: “RCCG has not celebrated anybody for any position in the forthcoming elections! The #OfficialRCCG handle is @rccghq. Do not be misled.”

Another reads: “We are a mission and we do not meddle into politics #RCCG #OfficialRCCG @RCCGworldwide is wrong.”

Another said: “#OfficialRCCG – @rccghq We do not denounce neither do we endorse candidacies for elections. We are not a political party.”

Amaechi is finished!

harde2lah:
Stale

how stale

I see Meaba becoming Wike's deputy

smartcount003:
Amaechi don die wella

Caseless:
U de crase.

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Do me remix

latestsunny:
Why not show us the same picture from same angel. Nigerians aren't daft.

same picture from same angle? You na mumu!