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Politics / List Of Things Buhari Has No Clue About by ahaika23: 9:53am On Apr 17, 2018
List of things buhari does not know

1. The name of his vice president (Osundande comes to mind)

2. The people he appoints into office (he did not know he was appointing dead people into office)

3. That Germany does not call its leader president and nothing like ‘west germany again’

4. That he has failed in every ramifications (worst education funding, worst Fulani disaster, worst subsidy fraud, worst corruption global index, worst economy)

5. That his son Yusuf has 2 bikes worth thousands of millions of naira

6. Ah! The full meaning of INEC, he has no idea of that as well

7. He did not know he promised to construct coal power plants during his campaign at Enugu in 2015

8. He is not aware that he converted Nigeria from the fastest growing economy in Africa and 3rd fastest global economy to that of a SHITHOLE

9. He is not aware that Lai Mohammed has been begging ministries under him for money to fly to china

10. Mr. President is not aware that Liberia has a new president

11. Oga Buhari is not aware that our Economic and Financial Crimes chief fighter Magu has mansions in Dubai

12. He does not know as Minister of Petroleum why the price of fuel is higher even when crude cost dropped so low

13. Mr. President thinks he has done very well as President, literally, he does not even know he is a monumental disaster

14. He is not aware that while we the ordinary Nigerians were looking for dollars to do their legitimate foreign businesses, his kins had access to dollars at CBN rate and making almost double profit, bleeding the country by selling same at black market rate

15. Mr. President has no clue as to why fuel scarcity persisted for over 3 months and sold for an all time high of 500 naira per litre

16. Mr. President does not know that he has not built a single Independent Power Plant for over 3 years now

17. Buhari isn’t aware that the Resident Electoral Commissioner for Kano state where he had his highest vote in the 2015 election was burnt alive alongside his wife and kids.

18. Mr PMB is confused as to where and who the Fulani terrorists are

I am exhausted, please kindly add yours

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Politics / Re: The Real Looters List President Buhari, Lai Mohammed Should’ve Released – Reno by ahaika23: 10:24pm On Apr 16, 2018
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Sports / Re: Jade Faulkner, Nigerian Gymnast At The Commonwealth Games. Photos by ahaika23: 2:32pm On Apr 13, 2018
Most of these half casts just represent us because they did not get selected in their country of birth, not for the love of this shithole
Sports / Re: Jade Faulkner, Nigerian Gymnast At The Commonwealth Games. Photos by ahaika23: 2:29pm On Apr 13, 2018
[s]
QuitNotice:
Affcast.
Reelect Muhammadu Buhari, the man of the people. Tarry with him while the storm lasts. A new Nigeria is on the horizon...
[/s]

smell off!
Politics / Re: We Pay N1.5billion To Poorest Nigerians Monthly - VP Osinbajo Says by ahaika23: 10:29am On Apr 13, 2018
hmmm, lie manufacturing chamber!

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Politics / Re: Fayose: Buhari Is An Embarrassment For Blaming Gaddafi For Herdsmen Killings by ahaika23: 10:25am On Apr 13, 2018
Buhari is a goat, who doesnt know ??
Politics / Re: GEJ Congratulate Julius Maada As He Merge President Of Sierra Leone by ahaika23: 5:58pm On Apr 05, 2018
The zombies above are frustrated that their super clueless dumbo is unaware Liberia has got a new president. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Twitter Challenge: Name A Project Initiated And Completed By Buhari And Win 150k by ahaika23: 9:25pm On Mar 29, 2018
There has to be one project, just one please!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Innoson Motors Recruiting 3000 Employees by ahaika23: 9:07am On Mar 28, 2018
Hell No! This is a scam! We AFOJAS will not take it!

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Politics / Re: Why INEC Cannot Be Trusted - Pics by ahaika23: 11:42am On Mar 24, 2018
justtoodark:
northerners surpass una in population anyways.....even without their kids voting...

they have 8 children,you have max 2.....

sooo,whats the point.?

stop giving una selfs unnecessary headaches.....

read what you wrote slowlyyyyy. Stop there! Have you now seen you need sense?
Politics / Re: Picture Of Bill Gates And Kemi Adeosun: Give It A Caption by ahaika23: 11:07am On Mar 24, 2018
cheesy he be like. Na this one dem de compare to Mrs Iweala? So sad!!!
Politics / Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls: PDP Should Congratulate Us Or Keep Quiet - Lai Mohammed by ahaika23: 1:31pm On Mar 22, 2018
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Politics / Re: "Osinbajo Confirms Buhari’s Impotence" - Abimbola Adelakun by ahaika23: 9:34am On Mar 22, 2018
I think this picture is everything this article says

Politics / Re: ”lying Is The Most Consistent Achievement Of Professor Osinbajo” – Reno Omokri by ahaika23: 10:22pm On Mar 20, 2018
gtown:

[s]Reno is a traitor. He is one of those making huge money by selling nigeria's secrets to other countries. He is an agent of CIA. He pretended he was with jonathan, only to be sending to his principals whatever were going on in nigeria top secrets administrative circle. He is a fugitive and a self exile dude reeling out noise from his hide out as a cover up for his atrocities against the nigeria state and to make his extradition looks political whenever the nigeria state makes a move toward. That was why in a recent altercation with his fellow top notche in business, FFK called him by his name, a traitor and a fugitive.
Before 2015 and in build up to 2015 he made attempt to frame up some innocent nigeria in Boko Haram mess using psydo name. Thank God, his identity was immediately burst up. Yet, this is a dude who claims he is a professional pastor and is even calling mr VP a 'lier'[/s]

Trash!!!
Politics / Re: Things We Crucified GEJ For That Hasn't Happened In This Administration by ahaika23: 5:30pm On Mar 19, 2018
A very silly thread! Do people drink stupidity?
Politics / Re: Muslim Group Hails Jonathan, Blames Northern Governors For Being Indifferent by ahaika23: 4:41pm On Mar 16, 2018
This cannot be true! They are definitely not speaking the mind of the entire MURIC
Politics / Re: Muslim Group Hails Jonathan, Blames Northern Governors For Being Indifferent by ahaika23: 9:40am On Mar 16, 2018
No way! Jonathan is Boko Haram sponsor, an ogogoro drunkard, clueless and irresponsible!
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Families Reject Presidential Meeting, Jonathan Blames Opposition by ahaika23: 9:38am On Mar 16, 2018
The internet does not forget! Nice digging! cheesy

GBTYO:
See the scammers.

President invited you to Aso Rock, they refused to attend

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Politics / Re: Petrol Demand Hits 50 Million Litres Daily, NNPC Incurs N24bn Monthly As Subsidy by ahaika23: 9:00am On Mar 05, 2018
lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Bakare Tongue Lashes Buhari For Attending Kano's Wedding by ahaika23: 8:56am On Mar 05, 2018
cheesy
Politics / Re: What Catholic Bishops Told President Buhari – Full Text by ahaika23: 9:59am On Feb 09, 2018
Full stop!
nuele:
Noble.
Politics / Re: See What Buhari Has Done To Me; Now I Can't Feed (pics) by ahaika23: 3:48pm On Jan 18, 2018
The ice in my fridge has turned to stone cheesy

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Politics / Re: Name One Project President Buhari Initiated And Has Completed In Your State by ahaika23: 3:23pm On Jan 17, 2018
lol, this one has no manipulation na.
xcolanto:
8 pages and not one single project has been initiated or completed by the buhari lead administration! what a shame and disgrace to the term progressive associated with the Apc brand. Was expecting the BMC`s to get intouch with lair mohammad to cook up something for them to present but so far even the presidency is beginning to avoid them for poor performances on Social media. up hay fee cee!!

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Politics / Re: “Why My Father Named Me Rotimi” Gov Rotimi Amaechi by ahaika23: 4:05pm On Jan 13, 2018
Amaechi's biological father is a yoruba chemist seller (I decided not to say he's a pharmacists so you know he's not a professional drug dispenser) in Ubima back in the days. As the tradition of Rivers people, if a woman gets pregnant for a man, and the man does not pay for her bride price, the child will belong to the woman. Such was the case with Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi. His yoruba enstranged father could not pay for his mother's bride price.

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Politics / Re: ... by ahaika23: 8:40am On Dec 31, 2017
what beats me is how they claim GEJ regime failed to save the ECA yet convinvincly evade Amaechi and co who were in fact the ones who depleted the reserves. Zombiesm is truly a curse!

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Politics / Re: Presidency Lists 17 Major Achievements Of Buhari In 2017 by ahaika23: 2:14pm On Dec 30, 2017
And that is why we a borrowing more!

Ooops! I did not see any achievement on anti-corruption war in 2017, Wonderful! Please someone borrow me that Oshiom Ole's akimbo pose picture!

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Politics / Re: 2017: Presidency Outlines 17 Achievements Of Buhari’s Administration by ahaika23: 2:08pm On Dec 30, 2017
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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints 3 Dead Men As Board Members: Francis Okpozo, Christopher Utov by ahaika23: 12:29pm On Dec 30, 2017
By simply not being a zombie. See, when you're a zombie, you really don't KNOW ANYTHING!
Jesusloveyou:
how will you know if the dead is among the list

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Politics / Re: NNPC: Kachikwu Got Contracts For Nine Firms by ahaika23: 9:02am On Oct 12, 2017
cheesy
Politics / Re: EFCC Forced Me To Admit Taking N30 Million From Diezani - INEC Official(photo) by ahaika23: 4:57pm On Oct 06, 2017
EFCC cannot do such. Nwosu is not a patroit at alllllll!

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Politics / Re: Buhari "Almost Moved To Tears"After Seeing How Trillions Of Naira Were Embezzled by ahaika23: 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2017
No wonder monies have been missing from nnpc
OLAADEGBU:


President Buhari is reputed as being an incorruptible President.
Politics / Re: Buhari "Almost Moved To Tears"After Seeing How Trillions Of Naira Were Embezzled by ahaika23: 3:39pm On Oct 05, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

He fell ill because he was personally carrying his own ghana bags of loots from cbn to his daura soakaway. He didn't listen to doctors advice not
to carry heavy loads
OLAADEGBU:


The rate at which politicians have milked the treasury dry is enough to not only make him shed tears but to make him sick.

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