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SINZ:
Iamairforce1 quit being a sissy and quote me so I can be sure its me the rants are meant for. Your big bro is naturally supposed to be wiser as he is older than you are. Sincere apologies if that comment hurt you, it wasn't meant as a shade.

Here you go, bro. Enjoy..

HellRaiXer:
I missed it. Please point me to that post of his.

IamAirforce1:
Can you imagine

I really got much respect for that idiot...
Honestly.

He's from my state and that made me like him more..
I didn't know he's just a stupid hater.

People usually hate what they can never be.

Just pity him. His case is really a sorry one.

IamAirForce1. The losers quoting you and showing just how lame their sorry ass is are the same ignorant dolts who haven't in their entire Nairaland existence uploaded a pic of themselves drinking pure water.

Ignore the losers!

#Akowonjo/EgbedaRepresenting.

Peace!.

Mimzyy:
He reminds me of the cartoon character 'JOHNNY BRAVO'

Ohhhh baby... Men I'm pretty.

Mynd44:
This post is wrong and unfair. Except you are marrying your first BF/GF, you are also leftovers.

Being the ex of someone you know is not a sin

I'm sure you'll be considered as "left over" by your next, and next girlfriend, right?

I wonder what manner of shallow minded comment is this.

Bumbae1:

Tell me a lil about you, like your name?...

Or you prefer to be discreet?

Bumbae1:
Haha @ tucked away
That's a baby then little AHCD will form .. so you'll have to put a ring on this ..
haha the issue is will my family approve .. once you can get them to warm up then we begin (hint)

I'm sure they will approve. They won't hesitate, trust me. I'm a charming kinda guy.

Bumbae1:
Honestly think i have met my match .. maybe one day when the Jesus gives me the go ahead

I'm sure he won't mynd. Cos he knows my intention is pure, clear an crystal.

Let's keep our fingers crossed, may be one day, just one day, and I assure you, when that day comes, I'll make sure the nearest rubber is tucked far away...

Bumbae1:
Lol well one wont complain as you very experience

Care to let me show you how 'experienced' I am?

Bumbae1:


Lol i should be asking you .. if you have tried it before

Ladies first? Remember. beside, i'd rather show you the answer to that question, than tell you.

Bumbae1:
Kini big deal

But they eat it so whats wrong with maintaing it
gotta keep the the Kitty trimmed so it can breathe

Have you ever been eaten before?

Quinn22:
If I hear! I'm sure you've masturbated to this pics already

You know.

Bumbae1:
Driver pls park here

Need company?

Bumbae1:
See ya later gotta bounce n paper chase

Okey dokey, hotness.

Bumbae1:
Hahah just like that
I'm good dear just browsing topics .. before i head off
U at work ? Or off today

Not like dat, I bet u know there's bound to be a lot of kissing, licking, teasing, sucking and the last part, fucking_ then the least part, ejaculating..

Nice to know. Already at work. Having a field day being address as 'sir'. LOL.

Bumbae1:
Yas cause u laying next to me

Oh really. we both know if you lay next to me, you'd be doing a pregnancy test by now, and I assure you, it'll be positive.

So, how are you today, hottness?

Bumbae1:
Screams

Howdy

I'm cool like dat hawty. You woke up on the right side of ur bed? I sure know I did.

jerrywill:
Goodmorning nl
I found out that girls are too quick to give one rule in a relationship..."no sex" and this has got guys angry or annoyed, forcing most of them to end the 'sexfree' relationship.
It got me thinking(some call me jobless) and I got the best reply to that statement.

The best reply to girls "no sex relationship" guys is a "no cash relationship" or call it "cashfree relationship"

What do u think?
*insults are welcomed*

No need to even tell her "no cash". If a girl say she wants a no sex relationship, simply say yes. If and when she comes asking for cash, simply tell her you don't have.

When she starts nagging about you not taking care of her, your reply should be "lack of sex can cause serious deviant behaviour".

Thank you Scream.

I never knew pornstars charge outrageous fees just to show they're semi docile nincompoop.

Mimzyy:
You are naughty

Oh babay.. being naughty is my second nature. You know I'm ever willing to please a willing female.

Bumbae1:
Lol no you the first !
Gosh "sweating"
You sound familar do I know you
This is x-rated only know one person who can make a chic weak by just reading .. ok put me outta my misery

Indeed I'm familiar, very familiar. This isn't x-rated, babe, this is my imagination getting started...

Babe, an ice cube gently placed on your navel, levelled and moved slowly down to your clits, where it'll click and let its ice cold muse muse musing muse to you, albeit gently.

Hold on, my tongue isn't far away, and my lips is gently waiting, to kiss you down below till you moan and move and respond to my rhythm.

Bumbae1:
Haha if only i could blush

Let me run before u devour me

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hug.gif

Babe, devour you? Not in the least bit, however, I wanna tease and please you... gently path your thighs, slide your G-strings to the side and lick you side to side, while I listen to your sigh...

Has anybody ever told you you're HAWT?!.

Ishilove:
Another incarnate? Lmao!

Happy new month, hon

I come in different skin, but yet, it's me and only me. Remember "hiding in plain sight?".

Bumbae1:
Shhh

Oh baby lemme tell you more... you're delicious to look at.

You make my imagination run amok.

Martin124:
Answer me na!!!na emergency oo

means okay. You're welcome.

Bumbae1:
Ahh

Well you should have said so ....


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Lol you funny sha proper laughing here

Bae Bae, Bum bae-1. Babe, you honestly don't wanna know what I'll do to you if you were the one wearing that red dress and staring at me like that.