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EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:08pm On Sep 05, 2014
Neldrizzy: hian.. Vicci no wan gree oo.. Ok i go begin advertise for them!! cheesy cheesy grin
viccipedia has a point and u also have a point. I understand that most upcoming artiste don't pay well, but how can they come up or get known if their manufactured product is not advertised. The solution to this is that you (the producer) should come in agreement/contract with these artistes i.e., it is either you include marketing fee (which can range in form of different prices and methods) when charging them or they find a marketer themselves. Nothing goes for nothing. If you (artiste) wants quality job, then you (artiste) pay for it.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 2:02pm On Sep 05, 2014
viccipedia: oh what MODESTY undecided
lols. Abeg face front
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 1:06pm On Sep 05, 2014
chue: Thank yu sir
Sir is 4 b d bosses. I'm still a boy. Anyway you're welcome
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 11:21am On Sep 05, 2014
chue: Gudmornin to y'all...pls I'l like to knw somfin can One use d same E-facility card to print jamb original result and admission letterhuh.I ont knw if dis guy wan cheat me
you need different cards for diff purpose. That is to say you need two e-facility cards.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 11:19am On Sep 05, 2014
Happy birthday 3coins. May ur coins never fluctuate nor be stagnant, may it rise to zillions ijn. Hav a fun filled day
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2014
MYND44, FYNESTBOI, SEUN etc.. RELEASE NELDRIZZY

#MOVEMENT FOR THE EMANCIPATION/FREEDOM OF NELDRIZZY
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 2:07pm On Sep 04, 2014
Fortunate017: My brother, I juz login Nairaland as at 10:21AM ..entered dis thread, I been wan shout n happy for wetin i see, yhu knw y? wait i go tell yhu. I been read stop 4 449 pages.ah! I surprise wen i see 461 pages. well, I start to dy read till my ba3 go down.I begin charge d fone. n i don enta again continue dy read.

Well, i been wan shout n happy say uniben 2nd list don show n pple don dy give testimony dat's y d thread move fast. Na wen i read go far i see say na #Operation500pages abi na#Operation460pages.
D one wey surprise me pass be say Abel14 d MUTE on nairaland join dem.hehehehe.
BUT WAIT O, I NO BE LION OF DIS THREAD FOR NOW.

#OPERATION500PAGES.
lols. When boredom thrives. Gibberish follows

Operation500pages
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 11:13am On Sep 04, 2014
where are the lions of this thread? Benromeo39, Viccipedia, Chizz94, Mesoade, Nel(banned), Fortunate017, emma, stavex, polz, 3coins etc.

Say something
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:21am On Sep 04, 2014
Tessy10: till then...at d end of d day i'l stil start d 500th page
You can't b xo sure. Bt b4 then remember the rules. ''tag 15 posts with the logo.......''

OperationPage500
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:16am On Sep 04, 2014
IRRITATING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES.
1. Am back did you miss me (who cares anyway?
I didn't know u were gone).

2. I love my man/girl! (poo! Tell him/her inbox)

3. I'm Hot (this is facebook not fuckbook so
shut up)

4. I can't believe this, she/he left me and broke
my heart. (who is a heart surgeon here? Go to
love doctors)

5.Am bored (YO' the one boring! Get a life)

OperationPage500
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:11am On Sep 04, 2014
Tessy10: @ahika,for me it's all bout d prize
I guessed right. It'll b better to stop following shadows and follow the substance

OperationPage500
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 7:59am On Sep 04, 2014
Tessy10: u no trust? I just wait make dem suffer den i go come eat....
Clap for yourself smart girl. Bt remember this is about a cause, not for a medal.

OperationPage500
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 7:48am On Sep 04, 2014
In Ecclesiastes ''....to every thing there is a season.. ....... A time to mourn, and a time to laugh. A time to cast stones, and a time to gather stones''. Now is our time to love, have fun and tranquility.

In Joshua's voice .....Now is the day of page 500, as for me and the vanguard we'll attain this feat
.

In Chinua Achebe's voice ''when a man says yes his chi can not say no''


#OperationPage 500. Let's go there.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 4:54pm On Sep 03, 2014
abdulwizzy: Don't worry much about that, on the day of clearance u will be given a correction form, and u will fill it and the issue will be sorted out. The people with the biggest problem are those who didn't use the red background passport.
thanks very much
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:13am On Sep 02, 2014
tsleazy: heres no big deal, but you'll have to swear affidavit
the gods have spoken. thanks vewi much.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:05am On Sep 02, 2014
Suley316: lmao see this man ... I wonder how close you're gonna get tho
lols :-D
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:23pm On Sep 01, 2014
Suley316: lol I just smile because I dy see the underground business you dey play
lols. Abeg no mk me laf. Me no gt tym 4 such parols. I jst wan gt close to my fellow course mates b4 clearance. Shikena! No more no less.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 8:01pm On Sep 01, 2014
Shelia25: seen ur mail,i sent a reply
I've replied.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 7:55pm On Sep 01, 2014
Suley316: see guilty conscience... I dy smile with babe... U dy put mouth dy confess wetin no concern me... Oya now wey u don confess complete am
me no guilty o. And y u go dy quote post wey she no direct to you. You see sulaiman 4 her post?
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 5:54pm On Sep 01, 2014
Titeb: Please help a brother.
I need answers, especially from Staylites.
I'm going be using two O'levels.
In my first O'level{NECO} My name is ATITEBI OLUWATOSIN
In my second O'level{WAEC} My name is ATITEBI OLUWATOSIN O.
In my Jamb and Post-Ume my name is ATITEBI OLUWATOSIN OMONIYI
I'm I into trouble? If yes, how can I get myself out now??
Thanks, God bless.
abdulwizzy, naijaboiy, Godwin10, Alikaxon, tsleazy and other erudite bonafide students pls come nd help out
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 5:46pm On Sep 01, 2014
Suley316: smiley
Make una free me na. Abi I don commit?
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 4:09pm On Aug 31, 2014
Suley316: thanks btw ahika is the acceptance letter, guarantor letter typed
Of course yes, also remember that you'll have to sign the acceptance letter yourself while your dad or whosoever is your guarantor will sign the guarantor's letter
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Jealous! So What?? by ahika(m):
Jealousy is a complex emotion that encompasses many different kinds of feelings[p/b] that range from [b]fear of abandonment to rage to humiliation. Jealousy can strike both men and women when they perceive a third-party threat to a valued relationship, it can be a problem among siblings competing for parental attention, or envy for a wealthier more successful friend.

Conventional wisdom holds that jealousy is a necessary emotion because it preserves social bonds. But jealously usually does more harm than good to relationships, and can create relationship conflict and violence.
http://m.psychologytoday.com/basics/jealousy
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 3:18pm On Aug 31, 2014
chizzy94: LOL.
I got answers, not just answers but valid ones to the questions I have been asking and some internet works too helped alot smiley.
I'm happy for you bro. I hope we see someday on the other side.

Cheers!!
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
chizzy94: Lol, church was good.
Still settling in though.
Praise the Lord!!
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2014

For those of you who doesn't know how affidavits, guarantor and acceptance look like, take a sample I saw online below.

HERE'S WHAT YOUR AFFIDAVIT OF GOOD CONDUCT SHOULD LOOK LIKE:

IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE
EDO STATE OF NIGERIA
IN THE BENIN JUDICIAL DIVISION

AFFIDAVIT OF GOOD CONDUCT
I, WOLE JETY (M), a student, Christian and citizen of Federal Republic of Nigeria, residing at No 6 Edo Street , Ekosodin, Edo State of Nigeria do hereby make an oath as follows:
1. That I am a 100 level (Full time) student of the Department of Dental Surgery, School of Dentistry, University of Benin, Benin City.
2. That my Jamb registration no is 82073497EB.
3. That I am aware of the Rules and Regulations of the University of Benin.
4. That I will not do anything to infringe on the rules and regulations of the University.
5. That I will not aid or abet any activities detrimental to the smooth running of the University of Benin.
6. That the University of Benin is at liberty to invoke necessary disciplinary sanction against me for acts unbecoming of the students of the University of Benin.
7. That I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing same to be true and correct in accordance with the Bendel State Statutory Declaration Law of 1976, also applicable to Edo State.

DECLARANT

Sworn to at the High Court of Justice Registry, Benin City,
This___day of_____2011.
BEFORE ME
COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS.


HERE'S WHAT YOUR AFFIDAVIT OF NON MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET CULT SHOULD LOOK LIKE

IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE
EDO STATE OF NIGERIA
IN THE BENIN JUDICIAL DIVISION
AFFIDAVIT OF NON MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET CULT
I, WOLE JETY (M), a student, Christian and citizen of Federal Republic of Nigeria, residing at No 6 Edo Street , Ekosodin, Edo State of Nigeria do hereby make an oath as follows:
1. That I am a 100 level (Full time) student of the Department of Dental Surgery, School of Dentistry, University of Benin, Benin City.
2. That my Jamb registration no is 82073497EB.
3. That I am aware of the Rules cult renunciation Committee recently inaugurated by the pro-chancellor and chairmen of the Governing council of the University of Benin.
4. That I have never been a member of any secret cult within or outside the University.
5. That I am not a member or sponsor of any secret cult.
6. That I will never aid or abet the activities of any secret cult.
7. That from the rules and regulations of the University, I am aware that membership of any secret cult is incompatible with any status as a student of the University of Benin.
8. That the University of Benin is at liberty to invoke necessary disciplinary actions against me for acts unbecoming of a student of the University of Benin.
9. That I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing same to be true and correct in accordance with the Bendel State Statutory Declaration Law of 1976, also applicable to Edo State.

DECLARANT
Sworn to at the High Court of Justice Registry, Benin City,
This___day of_____2011.

BEFORE ME
COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS.

HERE'S WHAT YOUR ACCEPTANCE LETTER SHOULD LOOK LIKE

10, Ekosodin Ugbowo, Benin City,
Edo State. Nigeria.January 1st, 2011.
November 13, 2008.

The Registrar
University of Benin,
Benin City.
Dear Sir/Madam,

ACCEPTANCE LETTER
I, WOLE JETY humbly accept the course of study I was given in your University to study Bachelor in Dental Surgery in the Department of Dental Surgery, School of Dentistry.

I promise to be faithful, hardworking, dedicated and obey the rules and regulations governing the University of Benin.
Thanks for offering me a chance of admission in your University.
Yours Faithfully
WOLE JETY

HERE'S WHAT YOUR GUARANTOR'S LETTER SHOULD LOOK LIKE

10, Ekosodin Ugbowo, Benin City,
Edo State. Nigeria.January 1st, 2011.
November 13, 2008.

The Registrar
University of Benin,
Benin City.
Dear Madam/Sir,
GUARANTOR LETTER
I, Mr. OLA CHRIS humbly stand as a guarantor for my son WOLE JETY who gained admission into your University to study Bachelor in Dental Surgery in the Department of Dental Surgery, School of Dentistry.

He is hardworking, dedicated and will obey the rules and regulations governing the University of Benin.I will be responsible for his school fees throughout his stay in the Noble University of Benin.

Yours Faithfully,
OLA CHRIS

For all your Affidavits, ensure you get them signed in any court of Law in Nigeria.

http://weevilinfo..com/2011/01/updateweevil-for-newly-admitted-uniben.html
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 1:36am On Aug 29, 2014
Ryota welcome back, ur absence was felt.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:58am On Aug 28, 2014
Swagalord18: LOL ..
Have you been admitted?mm
If yes, what department?
ya. Edu English and Literature
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:54am On Aug 28, 2014
Swagalord18: Nigga did you see his aggregate there?
what I saw was sorry....bla bla
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:52am On Aug 28, 2014
kulkatty: It's not as if I think he is lying. It doesn't look believing

Well sha. God works in different ways. Who knows
Maybe or maybe nt. Naim sabi
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by ahika(m): 9:51am On Aug 28, 2014
CosmicSensation: smiley
My oga. I hope I am safe

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