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[color=#1986BC] He said 2M for a thiefffnubu lose.....If it sure for you that thiefffnubu will win then put up the money and let's go there... Urchins, Put up the money or shut the f**k up.[/color]

[color=#1986BC] Buhari behaving like a true presido at the eleventh hour....As it is now, When watching Law and Order, homicide investigations are beamed straight at those that stand to gain much from the murder...In this case, the election rival who feels most threatened by the victim's surge in popularity or the guy who came second in the primaries..[/color]

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[color=#1986BC] Even incumbent Buhari lost Abuja in 2019.... thiefffnubu should just forget Abuja.[/color]

kaylardz:
I'm happy now, Obi has destroyed PDP vote bank of ss and se. Let's see how Atiku can defeat Tinubu with only northern votes. A vote for obi on Saturday is a vote for Tinubu.

God bless Peter Gregory Obi!
God bless Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, our incoming president!
God bless southern Nigeria!
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria!

[color=#1986BC] The joke is on thiefffnubu, if you don't know let me educate you. Thiefffnubu's main hope is not the south west but the north( Nw,NE,NC),now the advent of Obi has put the cat with the pigeons because Atiku has now realized that he too also needs the North like his political life depends on it. Forget vote buying but search yourself with these questions, who in the remote and far reaches of the illiterate north will vote for a thiefffnubu, a Yoruba Muslim (not considered at par with the northern Muslim in Atiku) or RMK (who is considered an Islamic zealot cut from the same clothe as Buhari)? These guys( Atiku,Thieffnubu, RMK)will undo themselves in the North that none of them will come out with a clear majority. Let's not forget Obi's share in other NC states like Abuja,Nassarawa even Benue....With Two regions already on lock down for Obi and some parts of NC also for him. All he has to do is buy popcorn and watch the fight btw thiefffnubu,Atiku and RMK. [/color]

[color=#1986BC] All these hubbub just to curb inflation from thiefffnubu's vote buying splurge on the economy...[/color]

logicalhumour:
I have something to say. I've been in medical school for 4 years now (and I've been through normal B.Sc)

Listen up. It's about masturbation. I see that that topic have come back on track even though we abandoned the topic very long ago on this thread.

Generally, people's arguments about masturbation is usually based on addiction, spirituality, and weakness.

In just your first year in medical school, you get to learn a lot about the male and female gonads and reproductive organs. I'm going to use layman terms here, don't worry.

First, it's important to note what happens to your body when you masturbate. What happens? Well, you stimulate your peni.s up to the point where the feedback is enough for your brain to fire some oxytocin during ejaculation. Ejaculation is when you release "sperm." The oxytocin and contractions are responsible for the sweetness, it also makes contractions pushing the semen painless. For females, after sperm has been deposited in them, their uterine endometrium also undergoes contractions to aid sperm movement/movement of eggs to the ampullary region where fertilisation/ovulation actually occurs. During giving birth, contractions and expansion of the "vagina" are aided by mind-blowing releases of oxytocin which results in the most powerful orgasm a woman can ever achieve. If not for sweet oxytocin, men wouldn't have masturbated/had sex. I mean, look how sweaty, gross, and energy consuming things get at times during love making! Lol. Women would also prefer to just die instead of giving birth if not for oxytocin as well. The pain will kill them before they even make a choice. Lol. You'll cringe at the taught of hugging a sweaty woman the same way you cringe at the thought of hugging a sweaty hairy balled man if not for oxytocin and other related chemicals

Things get more interesting...
The primitive germ cells responsible for sperm in a male human undergoes two types of cell divisions in a smart manner that ultimately lead to an infinite sperm making process in a man, in actual fact (medical fact), the more you ejaculated, the faster your body makes new spermatocytes. Sperm whe you release no fit even pregnant woman unless it passes through the final process that capacitates it which occurs only in the female genital tract: a process known as Capacitation which is when your spermatocytes gain motility (ability to swim) to become spermatozoa. Unless, of course, if the fertilisation occurs outside the body where the "sperms" are literally taken to the females oocytes ( "eggs" ) without the need for them to hussle or fight themselves for access to the egg (same way we fight for access to woman in real life while the woman just sits and waits)

I'm getting somewhere, but let's take a quick look at what happens in the woman
On the other hand, all the female's eggs for her lifetime are manufactured even before her birth. They are finite (unlike the "generatable" [*not a word, but you get] spermatozoon in man).

Now, if women were to release the eggs every time they masturbated (as men do), then wahala go dey as it would result to a devastating infertility before the natural 30 years of supply before natural infertility a.k.a Menopause around age 45. Thankfully, they only release these "eggs" during ovulation after many days. The eggs, if not fertilized, rupture/are destroyed during menses (that shedding of "monthly" blood or endometrial chsnges) women experience.

Misconceptions that make no medical sense
Those early days when guys discussed masturbation here, I even read some that believed that Doctors saying masturbation doesn't really have any effect/serious medical effects were just pushing Western propaganda. Lol. I laughed hard at that. Hear it from me today: the literal act if ejaculating will not affect you medically. HOWEVER, it becomes a problem (non medical) if that habit does things that disrupt your productive activities. Same way too much eating is bad/too much of literally every other thing!

Also, some tied masturbation to low sexual performance or sperm count. Dear Nairaland Doctor, are you the Nairaland Comedian as well? *in Puss in Boots' voice*

Aftermath of masturbation in men (medical)
If you masturbate daily, and you stop, you'll likely empty your balls in wet dreams few days/weeks into your no-fap period. Why? It's because your body has already gotten used to the "releasing" clock. Your body literally ups its production rate of your infinite sperm. It actually thinks something is not normal few days/weeks into no-fap It is just like when you get used to shi.tting 5am daily, every day, your body reminds you by 5am sharp to go and take a sweet poo

The more you resist masturbation, the quicker your body reduces these sperm production simply because it feels you do not need them often (please note that this is NOT low sperm count. Low sperm count has other medical causes). This makes the idea of sperm retention and fapping for specific reasons somewhat ridiculous, medically. It medically doesn't matter if you empty your balls daily or yearly, or never! You'll still function as a normal male human being.

SPIRITUALITY
As for the spiritual side to it, people will believe whatever they want to: some believe in Gods, some believe in cursed spirits causing masturbation, and some believe that if you masturbate during a full moon (or shortly before the full moon) you'll attract blessings to yourself. This is tied to the fact that most women's menstrual cycle is fairly constant at 28 days, which is surprisingly the cycle of our moon. And of that 28 days of the 28-day menstrual cycle, a guy must have sex at least 4 days before the woman releases her mature ovaries (which is constant at 14 days before the end of bleeding irrespective of the number of days in her cycle. Us this info as you wish ), or at most 1 day after the release of matured eggs if he wants the sex to be PRODUCTIVE (i.e. to result to a child). The moon masturbators tie their beliefs in this productivity zone. Heck, some people even lick/swallow their entire ejaculate while focusing their thoughts in a specific directions for spiritual favours that manifests in the physical.

There are so many weird believes tied to the simple act of masturbation, and I know all these because I'm a silent observer of a very weird (non Nigerian) "forum". Many people on the same forum go on the no masturbation/semen retention direction, and they have pretty solid backings of it as well. Their own arguments are mostly tied to energy and self-control direction.
Please note that the medical approach mostly ridicules both directions: flapping/no-fap.

PRODUCTIVITY
There are people that feel the need to relieve their sexual tension to be productive. If they don't, all they'll think of is sex, sex, sex, sex and sex, then sex, and then sex again. Oh wait, yes, sex again and this is bad for business. On the other hand, there are people who get too lazy after masturbation (I mean lazy and uninspired) —which is also terrible for business.

You see? That's why imposing your views on masturbation on anyone is as ridiculous as imposing your God on anyone.

From my explanation of oxytocin released during ejaculation, you'll understand why the Gods made it that way: men wouldn't undertake the stress of making babies and catering for these babies if not for how sweet the act of making a baby was (unless they wanted to sell the babies or something related), neither would they care for women! Now, men realised that it wasn't the vagina that provided the sweetness but the friction they subjected the pen.is to, hence, men's exploitation of the mechanism in the act of masturbation. Lol. Do you now see how the simple mechanism of the sweetness of ejaculation maintains the human race and civilization as we know it?!

So what's it about the whole drama?
Well, people like to intimidate people. Sometimes, the masturbators come up with better arguments, some other times the non-masturbators come up with the better argument instead. This usually results to fights and name callings among men (not women). Women do not fight about if masturbation is healthy for themselves or not. This is probably because they do not really release anything as conspicuous as the semen during masturbation. The semen is weird. It's only normal that men would get suspicious of it when it splurges out of their bodies!

Summary
1. Is masturbation good?
- yes: it is sweet, and sweet is good they say.
- no: *inserts some spiritual/psychological impact argument here*

2. Is masturbation harmful?
- yes: *inserts some spiritual/psychological arguments here*
- no: *blatantly ignores the entire spiritual/psychological argument*

What single word summarises the Ayes and Nays?
Answer: Subjective.

Medical advice...
Do not eat too much if it'll make you obese. Obesity is considered bad stuff. Too much of everything is bad, especially if it affects you.

Do you think your masturbation is out of hand? Don't worry, as someone already pointed out here, it'll reduce immediately you find other more important things that demands your energy...or with age when prick don tire to stand.

Also, releasing in women will result in babies. Do this if you eventually want babies; Masturbate, or use a condom if you do not want babies: as masturbation and condoms play the same role in contraception.

P.S:
I always say it loud and clear here that the beginning of wisdom is when you know the real meaning of sex and why our bodies are rigged to always want it. I wouldn't say more.

P.P.S:
You read my post down to this point? Seriously, get a job. Haha, just kidding No, seriously, get a job or something. Haha.

[color=#1986BC] I believe this submission succinctly puts an end to the debate...... If masturbation helps the ministry then self-service away, if not, then you refrain and risk your life or peace of mind getting relief elsewhere. But in and of itself, masturbation is just a harmless vocation.[/color]

Faber:
You are a wise man. I once followed this path many years ago. My tight man was laughing at me that he prefers olosho at brothel, only with #500 (as of then) you don cum. But I kept to self service until the day police arrested him with other guys that came to the brothel, he was later released after 7 days. His elder brother said he paid the Police #10,000 for his bail out.


Self-service can save you a lot of trouble

[color=#1986BC] Masturbation should get someone to that point where if they MUST hit that pussy (which we all would someday),then they should hit it with PEACE OF MIND without any fear or dread or risks....[/color]

teebagy:
maybe u can masturbate once a week or a month thats better

[color=#1986BC] Like a weapon or a drug, it should be used when appropriate depending on the individual and circumstances. For example, the rate of masturbation between that of a married man and unmarried will be different,also between a man in the start of a life project and those at the end of theirs...You just to have gauge yourself. Some folks are inspired to get things done thus might not need masturbation as such,others can be so distracted that masturbation is quite important for them to become very focused...... Growing up then, we use to hear of musicians taking drugs just to catch inspiration or creativity ...Why harmful drugs and why not masturbation?.[/color]

TarOrfeeek:
Masturbators Vs Non Masturbators

The ones who abstain will win. The brain fog that comes post nut, when you masturbate - Is completely different from the brain fog when you get a hand job or even BJ.

There's something in the human brain that rewards natural acts and punishes unnatural acts.

MO is an unnatural act. I would even contend that the first primal man to MO, was the man who had no masculine trait to attract a mate. So somehow he intelligently figured out that he could form a vagina with his palms or maybe fxxked a tree hole or whatever it was he could conjure up to cum.

That in itself is weakness and nature would fine you unsuitable.

MO is a function of scarcity. If you had sure pussy, and you were able/willing to hit it, MO or PMO would not be an option for you.

There's nothing RP about MO. SR (Semen retention) however is a manosphere culture gaining ground.

Some of the physiological changes that occur Post MO - brittle bones, hazy thoughts, slow response, apathy for public/social events, indecisiveness or passivity.

These traits are such that a Man is unable to dominate his environment. Consequently that Man loses to forces of nature/environment.

Analogy - SR self and PMO self - If the both of you were to encounter a wild lion.

Who would prevail in this circumstance?

[color=#1986BC] All post nut clarity which in biological term is called sexual refraction, are the same... There's no need to label different captions on it to justify your blue pilled motives. Like saying getting pregnant from artificial insemination is different from that of coitus or orgasm from coitus is different from that of a Love Machine or vibrator or masturbation. With your logic we can say getting drunk from Guinness is different from getting drunk from palm wine ....When you're drunk, you're drunk. When you're high, you're high. When you have sexual refraction from any sexual activity of any kind, you have post nut clarity. So if you say masturbation,a kind of sexual activity, is bad then it should be fair to blacklist all kinds of sexual activities since they inhibit semen retention which to some folks, is the be all and end all of life.....[/color]

orchin:
Lol, I don't get why some men always have a problem with masturbating, buh they receive handjobs from women, what's the difference? You just wanna cum, and using your God given hands is even 100% healthy way of achieving that 😊

[color=#1986BC]The problem is that we are all hardwired from birth, some more than others are anti-masturbation zealots,to oppose masturbation by main stream idealogies. Unbeknownst to us that these same idealogies are just functions of the blue pilled Matrix..."Yeah it's ok for women to masturbate and use intimacy gadgets but not for men?!" ....When you get deep into the Redpill,you are exposed to some truths that will rock you to your foundations, is it a wonder that they say the Redpill is a very bitter pill to swallow. Some pretend to swallow it just so they can get by, others swallow a part and leave the rest (anti masturbation) to fester and percolate. If we going to remove masturbation which is a subset of Sex, why don't we stop being hypocrites and remove the Sex itself, let's call it fornication like some idealogies would call it hmmm? Or better still, to avoid temptation, let's remove the act of dating and relationships, so that sex or masturbation can never occur. How about that? [/color]

AlphaNugget:
So you are a masturbator


And you think it is cool?

FYI, female masturbating is different from guys....you wankkkk ur diccck, pour ur semen on d floor, u feel weak and you fucccckiing think it is cool wow

[color=#1986BC] Your opposition to masturbation is just borne from a deep rooted blue pilled mindset which doesn't allow you to see the bigger picture in the dynamics of relationships where one who has or shows the greater interests loses the plot....let me burst your brain...I have chosen to masturbate right where I have been offered pussy on numerous occasions, hell masturbation as helped me focus enough to decline pussy,if it's not worth it. I don't have to "manage" or "justify" hitting the pussy, if I am not satisfied with the ramifications. Without masturbation,I make excuses for hitting the pussy and risk falling into an ambush because body no be firewood. But with masturbation, I decline a pussy straight up and gain LEVERAGE over the quarry which i can eventually use to my advantage..... Women use this avenue to gain power over men all the time...You dey there...dey play.[/color]

AlphaNugget:
Fact:

Sex is an active exchange of energy.
Masturbation is a pointless waste of energy.

Masturbation will keep you weak and docile.

--- MasculinePeak ---

[color=#1986BC]This some self blue pilled contrived bullsh**t.... Masturbation makes you stay Taliban.. Masturbation brings focus and concentration... Masturbation prevents diseases... Masturbation saves you from unnecessary female drama especially when they decide to play their silly mind games...Hell, Masturbation will save your life...Females even masturbate without any issue and you think you know more than them about these kind of dynamics .[/color]

akwesenana:
Different strokes...

[color=#1986BC] Yeah... That you have a right to drink doesn't mean you turn yourself into an alcoholic nor because you turn to a chain smoker just because you can smoke. With great power comes with great responsibility thus masturbation like any other habit shouldn't be abused but utilized and applied where/when it is appropriate. And if applied in combination with Redpill and Game, it becomes a tool of immense leverage and power when dealing with women.[/color]

akwesenana:
I'm no scholar but i think it makes one less disciplined sexually hence making one more prone to compromise on our standards just to get laid.
Well, some people feel when the fap, they get less interested in the opposite sex.

[color=#1986BC] on the contrary, having blue balls will make you lose guard and standard thus you start chasing anything in skirts just to slake your thirst... Masturbation will save you from a lot of grief.... Every redpiller must have the right to masturbate amongst his arsenal of Game.[/color]

ye

[color=#1986BC] They should protest with their PVC....Use it to sweep out APC...[/color]

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[color=#1986BC]... And that's what most political strategists in the BaTstards camp are frightened of...They are grappling with Obi meanwhile Atiku, relatively untouched and unscathed, is running away with the ball.[/color]

Dsalvo:
Even excusing the uncouth language, my suggestion is that you get rid of the blue fonts so that folks may actually be interested in reading what you write instead of dismissing you as an attention-seeker.

[color=#1986BC] And how's my bluey your business? All these thiefffnubu urchins and BaTstards sef..mtcheww...[/color]

[color=#1986BC] Jarus and his crew in NL have always being thiefffnubu 's urchins thus it's very important for them likewise thiefffnubu to keep the narrative firmly on a two horse race containing him and Atiku disregarding Him that is running away with the limelight thus stealing thiefffnubu's thunder. This apparent snub, albeit an error that's big enough to throw a spanner at their permutations, can be likened to an Ostrich hiding it's head in the sand and ignoring a problem in hopes of it going away on its own because to be honestly speaking for the urchins and agbadorians,it's quite annoying that at this critical stage of the campaign season, thiefffnubu's brand is still trapped under the quagmire and shadow of Him, quite frightening that this spectre of an entity called Him is translating his popularity to actual foots on the ground,street credibility,and soon enough,thumbs on ballot papers even at their own backyard........And there still sits Atiku and his northern hordes.[/color]

[color=#1986BC] Recirculate the old note but keep the withdrawal limit in place so that bullion vans won't go missing into some people's houses....How you can you withdraw with bullion vans when the limit is just 20000?... [/color]

[color=#1986BC] That CJN is thiefffnubu 's ace in the hole in the grand scheme of things as far as this election is concerned, Should in case Atiku or Obi triumphs at the polls, thiefffnubu can always help himself to a Supreme Court verdict and boom! We have a Supreme Court President...They have already tested the grounds in Imo, Osun even Yobe..[/color]

[color=#1986BC] Manure is broke,so which money are they gonna use for it? Club that has been put up for sale since last month...[/color]

[color=#1986BC] Igbo made Technology and Innovations to the World....[/color]

[color=#1986BC] All these thiefffnubu urchins sef..mtchew..[/color]

Ih

[color=#1986BC] It's good they started the roforofo first because He who laughs last laughs best...Thus when Obidients, in revenge mode, hoist their black flag and start slitting throats, nobody should start complaining .[/color]

[color=#1986BC] This dumb APC mole should come out of the closet and fess up to his urchin for thiefffnubu.[/color]

[color=#1986BC] F**k thiefffnubu and his urchins...[/color]

[color=#1986BC] Onanuga should go back to his village inside Ogbomosho and allow obidients face front..[/color]