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dorox: Some days ago I dropped a big one in the toilet that looked like pastor Oyedepor. It kind of surprised me to see something as disgusting as that in my toilet bowl having a remarkable likeness of our pastor, so I attempted to flushed it, but come see me see trouble o! E no gree flush. Na one of those unflushables that can sometime be embarrassing, especially when it happens in a house that you are visiting. So after like the seventh attempt and with a little assistance, the thing come decide to go.
Later that same day, I was having a stroll in the evening when I came across a bunch of guys admiring a pattern on the ground, it looked like Daddy G.O Adeboye. I asked them who made the pattern, and they gave me an unlikely reply. It was a dog that peed on the spot, and when the pee dried off, it left a remarkable silhouette of Daddy G.O Adeboye.
The reason for narrating my experience is to let all the doubters know that anything is possible, the image in question may very well be an angel.

Werey!

May god have mercy on you..

mrvocalprowess: yep...i doo,tank uu

For your mind

sexychocho: U are neva serious olodococcus

Serious on social media?

Nairaland is so full of clowns, jambites, jealous mofos, ignorant and pretentious people..
Don't take them serious.

sexychocho: Pls lets be kiaful abt our comments concerning dis Issue coz am sure sum pple wnt biliv it coz of dis Airforce yeye guy Av heard abt dis image though dnt knw some pple might fake out anoda image bt frm d real source it was said dat d choirs were rily into praises and it was d cameraman and one lady dat saw d image and dat it was so big dat projector can't capture d image so am very sure dis can't be d pix. D lady who saw it ran out immediately coz she said she was so scared bt d cameraman was only able 2 snap it, he didn't see it while snapping. Still trying 2 get d image bt am sure God might av showed himsef to those 2 pple for us 2 biliv he rily exist. May God open our eyes as well 2 see IJN. Stay blessed

@The Bolded..

Na your Boy Friend be yeye guy

IAMBREEZY: Airforce this is your xmas gift you made frontpage lol

Yeah right

homesteady: Airforce1 thread made frontpage?

Sexy Fox: Thanks ( but I hope you are not mocking me sha)

I really don't know what to say to that....

Nice one

I know nairalanders are gonna love it.

mayapop: airforce do you have any idea that your voice could make the world go angry because they listened to your song? it could cause war and hatred . It could cause war again between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston fighting over brad Pitt . It could make santa clause a bad santa! By not distributing gifts .
It could also make one commit suicide
It could make your mini weenie realize that a loser owns him
Lastly but not the least, it could make God realize he made a mistake for once, by creating you
Your voice is terrible man! Stop singing or Whatever is that you're doing, you just painted that 2face's song black. Screw you! . Even if you got a high self-esteem, it is quite useless because it is not proud of you too, stop wasting your time motivating yourself

U see dis is the problem with nigerians..
When u tell them the truth, they would reason it the other way round and wanna fight..

All dis your senseless rantings cuz I said the truth that u can't sing

I read the part u mentioned bradd pit, Angelina jolie, jennifer and tuface and guess what I did..
*i smiled, beat my chest and said, I feel honoured u. Compared me with world mega stars
And not to some tonto dike, mercy johnson, dbanj or uti nwachukwu of nigeria.


Thanks!!!
U just upgraded my C.V
God bless you.

emilyw3m:

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rate it

4/10

mrvocalprowess: u wudnt cos i said d truth !!!!hater !!!gt a life n wake up 2 reality!! wit ur terrible gayish voix dat can kill all d rats in 9ja

You're just jealous..


My life is perfect..
I can rap, I can sing 20% of naija girls woulda been lonely if not for my emotional benevolence..
I aint gay and I don't sing like one.


*na only thief fit identify his fellow thief*
U must be gay.. Walaihi

Mondisweets: if u were arrogant and actually looked wealthy or cute, we would have excused you, but...

Offtopic

mrvocalprowess: 4d broken hearted pple like me...here z adeles someone like uu...

Nigger u sound so emotional.... Did your girl friend broke your heart??



Stop singing please...
Thanks

mrvocalprowess: i was forced 2 listen 2 ur record,i thot u wud b 'amazing' wit d way u insult pple records,only 2 hear a tiny voix singing 2faces song,no melody,no runs,no chest or head voix..u were singing wit falsetto or wat ??no rhythm! n u cum here 2 insult n bash us ?ur self-esteem z terrible!! ur nairalands 'kanye west' very delusional...d major difference z dat kanye z actually talented, but u hater airforce1 aint...so stp being a retard

I won't waste my time bantering words with a talentless internet rat like you..

mayapop: bia! Airforce it's ok, today is Sunday not in the mood for any of your silly act, go away now.

What a temper....

Ok apart from twerking, what else can u possible do as a woman

We already know u can't sing"""""





Please where is Sexy Fox

Babe sings exactly like rihanna

mayapop: please!

What's the need of twerking when u can't sing..

Miley cyrus your idol can sing and twerk at the same time u know

Why can't u do both





*i know sey u go wan throw insult as usual now*

mayapop: lol, who cares? I know I don't.

Don't cry baby
Not everybody got talent to sing sweet songs to tha ear..

U need to see how my kid sis dey laugh u and your ogogoro voice

mayapop: yeah whatever

I just deleted that rubbish song of yours u posted here from my fone.

Shittt..

Sexy fox s on point
She's got sweet voice..

mayapop: gayish voice

Whatever

mayapop: Happy new year

Froggy voice

Wow

ChiSun27: No b talent hunt we dey do na!
Just praiz me small.

If to sey I hear wetin u dey talk, e for still better small

ChiSun27: Mek una no laff me too much o!

My belle o

Bros music is not your line please
Don't even think about it """"" Lmaoooooooo

mrvocalprowess: its sunday....b holy..donnie n yolanda adams the prayer.. rate !!

Worst than a mistake

mayapop:

Merry Christmas

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]wa ooo beautiful voice![/quote]Thanks

[quote author=B4U,IWAZ]I love your voice wow
Airoforce 1 of all people [/quote]Thanks

Mizz rae
In the building
Oya na, show what yo got

Welcome baby

Love her to a fault

mrvocalprowess: we aint professional singers yet... smal smal...n i dnt hav a frog voix....farrrr frm dat

You try..

Your voice make sense pass Nadia SA's

She sounds like a hungry old woman