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10d0ve:
In as much as Eto'o is a barca legend, he's too egoistic n problematic....heck 70% of African players has attitude problems...

If you know the kind of racisms/descriminations most african players experience, before getting to the top you wont criticise them for their egos. How would pep tell etoo, he would hand over number 9 jersey to henry, in the presence of his team mates? Pep later asked valdes and co to beg him when he discovered they couldnt find replacement for him during preseason. He silenced the mofo by scoring 35 goals or so, that season. When you have confidence in your ability, you dont take sh1t from a biased coach, who was not spectacular in his playing days.

raumdeuter:
[s]Below is what 2 Bundesliga rejects did to one of the top EPL teams. Shaqiri and Arnautovic, 2 players disgraced out of the Bundesliga doing this to an EPL top team

Arnautovic scoring 11 goals despite not being a striker, They really mumu for that EPL

For this gif below, How many of those useless EPL defenders did Shaqiri disgrace? Like 4-5. A very useless Shaqiri oo

Arnautovic's last season in germany he scored 5 goals in 26 matches. He got to epl and could only score 4 goals in 30 matches. Do the maths or call a friend. What we are saying is, kalou who everyone thought was in china, is still scoring hat tricks in burnthisleaguedown. I wont be surprised if mikel obi and terry hook up with a top team in germany. Useless league.

Davidbanky:
You dey mind the idiaat ? After telling the poolish askari that his opinion is not needed, He still went ahead to congratulate himself.

Which part of my English does he not understand ?
They only read to reply and not understand.
Jenifa and Falz are making money from their English and this Malu is yet to make 1kobo from his.

Oh this dude is back again

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PietroRico:
Kalou hattrick

Where's airmark when you need him?

We must Burnthisleaguedown. Last year around this time , he scored a hat trick. Most shocking thing was, his head was wrapped in bandage like an intensive care patient, almost covering his eyes. he still outwitted the sluggish german defenders. If a player wants to retire, burnthisleaguedown is the best bet where he will shine before moving out of the continent. The defenders are annoyingly sluggish. I will find time to see highlights of today's match, i know the goals will be annoying like last year's. He scored 14 goals in that stvpid league last season.

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bykebyke:
Etoo's Inter?

Was he their coach?
Wasn't Diego Milito more pivotal in their run to that trophy sef?

Ibrahimovic couldnt do anything for barca in ucl and you said all pep's decisions were good. The following season he was sent back to italy and barca won ucl again. I couldnt understand how that etoo/ibra's deal turned good, something most barca fans later regretted.

bykebyke:
Doesn't matter.

All decisions Pep made during that time turned out to be good for the club,that's what matters.

Swapping Etoo for ibrahimovic wasn't a good move. In fact 2009/2010 ucl trophy was all for barca to pick up. Etoo's inter took it under his nose.

bykebyke:
So?

Pep has problems managing big players. When etoo was having problems with him he had to ask iniesta and co to plead with him, after he told etoo, henry would be given his number 9 in the full glare of other barca players. etoo shut him up with over 30 goals that season. There is a reason ibrahimovic said pep was a good coach but was not a man.

Nihilist:
Despite your anger, it is clear that you are now taking your time to carefully craft your sentences and posts.
Not only are you punctuating nicely, you have now embraced the use of formatting with your well spaced paragraphs and italicised words.
You also get bonus points for quoting obscure authors.
This is not to say that you are no longer foolish though.
You are still a fool, but at least you are now a well-spoken fool, and that's all I could ask for really.
Congratulations once again....

I am so sorry my christian brothers, here nihilist goliath just killed david banky.

I remember what etoo told pep after he wanted him out : '' I first reminded him that he was never a great player, but just a good player'' .

APCsupporter:
[s]Please don't be stupeed. Are we talking about the Arabs or Islam?

Cc: friendchoice[/s]

Amukunmeko, hypocrite. since saudi doesn't allow women to drive calling it unislamic, it's haram if your mother, sister or wife drives. one must spoon-feed you before you digest stuffs. Most of you never being to arabian nations before, may be you will kill yourself seeing your imam smoking shisha before leading prayers in the mosque. Nobody cares. Tell me where in the quran or haddith, smoking is prohibited? confused lots.

Haram , yet Arabians are known for smoking heavily.

ELYMAXiimus:
Sign up thread will be out as soon as airmark indicates his presence.

I want to urge newbies to start prepping their bars. We don't want wack bars. Go through previous battle threads of dope guys and study how they write good stuffs. Ffr archives are also there for you to learn from. It will be fun, i tell you.

you can always ask me and other 'oldheads' any question you have.

Shalom

Davidbanky:
the niccur should be tethered to a post. Am sure after all this breakdown he will still have something to say. ko ni itiju rara…. ewu!
cc: AIRMARK

Fela was actually having dolts like you in mind when he sang that zombie track. We were discussing league exploits of iniesta, your mentor had to add all iniesta's assists including ucl's to justify why he got la liga's best attacking midfielder award. Will uefa give a player, an award, based on his world cup performances? Did english fa award mahrez last season because of his ucl exploits? If dayo urinates in a bottle and calls it fanta, despite being sour in your mouth, you will still thank him for the unkind gesture. Biblical David was smart, they should have named you one galatian name. Opolo e ti yoro.

landinfo:
Still love Jose though cos I know he would cum good but UTD need to have a change of mentality; that is we are unbeatable & fearless.
It's time Jose doesn't show respect to teams (Ass,nal, Shekpe, City, Liverpull, etc) anymore....u can only be the best when u attack Goliath.
I have heard/seen pple say Simone is world class...yes, he is but wait let him leave the pond for the sea, na that time we go know how far....I remember when Moyes was the king of the toffees beating us & letting pple respect him as a boss~~~he finally left the pond & the story has never been the same again

Lana1:
At least under past managers we had an identity.
Moyes: Long balls and crosses.
LVG: Possession and backwards/sideways passes.
Mourinho: No identity, nothing. We just useless in every department all across the pitch. Make i hear anybody dey hail Mourinho for here again

Can somebody play me dj enimoney's people talk alot ft olamide for these my brothers.

I will like to see that useless dopejemi .


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raumdeuter:
[s]How many times will you be disgraced on this thread before you do the honorable thing and commit suicide

Brought Spurs vs Leverkusenn you were disgraced

Bellarabi vs Eriksen you were shamed

Iniesta stats you were humiliated. How much embarassment can a bot like you take before you end your miserable life[/s]

Apari, i feel like spitting on your bald head. While you were looking for assists for iniesta in ucl to add to those 3 in la liga 2010/2011, Ozil got 19 assists in la liga. Iniesta was still rated above ozil, to mumu like you assists and goals are enough to know the better of two players, even when they (belarabi and eriksen) are playing in different leagues. Be assured i will always be here to expose your shallow soccer knowledge.

This is unbelievable.

dopeJemi:
Na play ground them play the ball? Na beer parlour them play am? Them no wear complete football kit? no be ball them kick? Fans no come? Goal keeper no dive when wan score am? man utd no plan to win?

Guy forget, man utd, na useless club, I prophesy again

[size=28pt]Long May our woes continue

Down is where we belong and Down is where we shall remain[/size]

Bite me

raumdeuter:
The fool still had the guts to come back for more embarasment. WHen I said earlier, stats and stats site are useless in the hands of a certified morron

The idioot is still asking how its different from yours, I used common sense to analyze my stats, you, well you cant use what you dont have

Ask people around you to check what you presented and tell you whats wrong with it.

I can surely tell you the main thing wrong with you, is lack of a functional brain

O dun werey. la liga awarded iniesta as best attacking midfielder despite having unimpressive assists and you replied by lying that he was doing 15 assists. To save your face you had to add assists from champions league when the issue was iniesta being honoured in la liga. Will la liga board consider player's assists in ucl to rate him for their league award? I was expecting you to bring his assists for national team and add them to increase the numbers . This is why i doubt if you really graduated from ife, your logics and points are always crass.

raumdeuter:
You see when I said you are extremely foolish and a school dropout

2008/09 Iniesta 16 assists
2009/2010 Iniesta 9 assists
2010/2011 Iniesta 15 assists
2011/12 Iniesta 13 assists
2012/2013 Iniiesta 23 assists
http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/andres-iniesta/leistungsdaten/spieler/7600/plus/0?saison=2008

Total assists = 76
Total seasons = 5

Average assist per season 15.2
This is why I always tell isiotic posters like you that I will bludgeon them to death with facts

Now tell me why youshouldnt be burnt at the stake and sacrificed to Orunmila

Hahaha. This is the reason one shouldnt start learning A for Apple at 12 years old as you did in ogbomosho. Your link claims in la liga 2010/2011, iniesta had 4 assists in 34 matches. How is it different from mine that claimed he had 3 in 32 matches, if you work the ratio ? This is the reason some people believe iniesta is visionless. Mind you la liga awards are not for your exploits in ucl. It's based on your la liga performances. Pa Ramulieki stop disgracing yourself.

raumdeuter:
[s]As a foolish poster and the most foolish man to ever log in to Nairaland its no surprise[/s]

Iniesta at his peak was average 15 assists per season but the apoche cra cra who knows nothing and continues to display extreme foolishness will never learn

Your name should be Pa ramuLIEki. The season iniesta won uefa best player , he had 9 assists and 2 goals . The only time he had 15 assists or so was 2012/2013. Apart from this season tell me when iniesta passed 11 assists for barca? In fact in la liga 2010/2011 he had only 3 assists in 32 matches and was still awarded la liga's best attacking midfielder. Can you beat that ? That's like 1 assist in about 960 minutes. You cant just understand how experts analyse player's performances. It's above your bald head.

A case of two heads are better than one.

raumdeuter:
[s]This is why you are a dunce and an ignorant one[/s]

Last season bellarabi and Eriksen played Europa league

Eriksen played 574 mins got 1 goal and 1 assist. Bellarabi played 356mins got 3 goals

[s]I wonder what this useless oponu amukunmeko will say again

Over both legs Leverkusen had more shot at goal than Tottenham

Over 2 legs Leverkusen had 8shots on goal Spurs the 5th placed team in EPL had 3 shots on goal

and this useless team is 5th in the EPL. Bokoharam needs to blow up that useless league where totoyam can be 5th[/s]

Football experts would just laugh at your ignorance. If they only rate performance this way then a player like iniesta would not have made it to espanyol's bench, let alone being la liga best attacking midfielder for 5 seasons in barca's shirt. As regards soccer technical analysis, you have nothing upstairs to offer except the few hair strands of your bald head.

Davidbanky:
I didn't say there was an error ?
The question has always been: what is his point if its not the one in bold ?
The first leg was won by monchledabach, second leg was a draw, so how is my point not valid in my first statement ?
The truth is, your mentor is a big old fool, his point is never valid and he has never own up to any error he's made on this thread, which is why A40 and RAUMDEUTER will always topple him anywhere…..

Adisaowala, you see how stvpid this one is now?

raumdeuter:
Eric Lamela was there last week and couldnt hit a barndoor so his absence is a blessing to Spurs?

Karim Bellarabi last season had 12 goals and 14 assists in all competition while Eriksen the most creative midfielder Spurs have who also take their dead balls had 8 goals and 16 assists all seasons to show Bellarabi shits on Eriksen

Nothing concerns anyone here with any barca slayer. the point is Leverkusen 10th in Bundesliga met Spurs 5th in EPL and totally destroyed them

Over 2 legs Leverkusen had 27 shots Spurs had 15. And this useless team is still 5th in EPL

And two idi.ots liked your post? Lamela was there last week and they got a better result compared to yesterday's loss, how was his absence a blessing to spurs yesterday? Are you really insane?
That bellarabi had a better stats in useless burnthisleaguedown now equates to him being a better player than eriksen? If an illiterate uses all these kind of shameful logics i would understand. Kevin de bruyne outshone all bayern and dortmund stars but when he returned he couldnt replicate those assists and goals' stats. Will you say because ishaya jatau scored 30 goals in burundi league, so he is better than sanchez who couldnt score 20 goals in epl ? Use your brain, anything can happen in reserve/inferior leagues like burnthisleaguedown.
As regards leverkusen having 27 shots and spurs had 15, it is very easy for a team to be shooting senselessly without any shot at goal. Sensible analysts would have checked the shots on goal among other essential stuffs, not only attempts. A marksman who shoots aimlessly is just wasting bullets, the one that hits his targets with precision is celebrated as a great sharpshooter.

raumdeuter:
Thats why I said you are extremely foolish

Leverkusen today was missing their captain Lars Bender and also Karim Bellarabi their best winger. While not forgetting Pohjanpaloo who gae them 4 goals early this season in 150mins of football

Actually Spurs were lucky to avoid a home and away defeat, Spurs is currently 5th in EPL and Leverkusen is 10th in Bundesliga

Lars bender played in the first leg and he could nt influence the result with his quality, it ended a draw. so his absence was a blessing for leverkusen this time around. That effectively defeated your point. When aldeiwereld was fit we all saw how solid their defence was and he was prominent in their unbeaten run. They spanked barca's slayer, man city 2-0. Though i know bellarabi as the poor version of muhammed salah, but who is pohjanpaloo when we are mentioning big names ? Pa ramuzaki, cover your face with that cap you are using to cover your bald head.

bykebyke:
Watching Valdes' highlights vs Arsenal and Bournemouth and just shinning teeth like mumu.

Happy for him.

Happy for him for keeping for middlesbrough or for what ? Are you mocking him ?

raumdeuter:
Foolish airmark

[s]A german team played a EPL team today

Can you come here to update us on the scores[/s]

Apari, everyone knows this is not the best of time for spurs. They are having problems with 3 key players. Kane and Alderweireld injured. This is like bayern losing hummels and lewandowski to injury. Lamella was also missed. Pa Ramuzaki e gbe enu yin soun.

Bale going it zidane way

Greatihex:
oh, is it that Barcelona players no longer know how to pass the ball when under pressure?

Ter stegen was at fault for that goal. Why was he about diving to his right when the ball was actually coming to his left.

Barcelona had no shot on target in the first half.

Dont blame him. Raumdeuter never played football in a field measuring more than 50m. You are on point, Stegen's wrong step killed him for that goal. It was a goal he could have stopped. Not that the ball even went to the top corner.

Good move.

raumdeuter:
[s]You are extremely foolish.

Ex bundesliga players are the ones lifting your useless EPL team.[/s]

Ofcourse, burnthisleaguedown is epl's reserve league. We get good players from there and relegate poor ones to the useless league.

Davidbanky:
That's not what you are saying. What you are saying is that mönchengladbach should be topping the table and not Barcelona and Manchester city. My question to you is: who is senseless now ?

Let's assume it's true your ''hi phone'' always malfunctions, couldn't it show that image i attached to my post showing the monchegladyansh vs celtic result 1-1 ? So the emboldened was what you could deduce from it? This dude needs help, both spiritually and financially.

Ibime:
See as Raumdeuter is shouting because for the first time in his life, Guardiola managed to beat a team better than his team. . . in a dead rubber group game as well.

I wonder if Guardiola is being praised for beating a superior team for the first time in his life, what we would say about Simeone who does it constantly, or Klopp who used to hammer Madrid with Dortmund, or Mourinho who has been beating superior teams right from Porto through Chelsea through InterMilan.

Finally Guardiola has managed it after several disgraces with Bayern against superior opponents, we can't rest again.

Dayo's views are always moment driven. Dont be surprised by tomorrow, he starts claiming man city had it easy because of iniesta and pique's absence, in order to win another arguement. He is such an irresponsible poster.