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raumdeuter:
How many trophies has Decline Rice won for Arsenal since you started shouting his name

I started shouting his name before he left West Ham and he disgraced you by winning European trophy for the team, what they couldn't do for years.

Now he scored a brace against Madrid, what your KDB couldn't do this season.

Capaldi:
It must be your father and wife you were trying to mention here not me.

Na you bastard post this. I don't have fools as father and wife.

Capaldi:
Euros proved what I already knew about Declan Rice. We dodged a bullet.

Amoto94:
Casuals getting to know that Declan Rice is a technical player I remember when some dismissed him as not technical enough when he was link with Chelsea.

Raumdeuter was their leader and the usual culprits in talking nonsense about football, them Lordfalcao, Capaldi and co.

raumdeuter:
Raya and Airmark Decline Rice don koba Arsenal

April and May of every year, Raumdeuter must collect.

Capaldi:
Euros proved what I already knew about Declan Rice. We dodged a bullet.

Na them Lordfalcao, Kimbeast and Timbros brother be this.

timbros:
No Delap in that list. No Strand Larsson.

Nah... This isn't airmark. I pray Airmark gets his account back asap.

They can make top 15 unlike your '1 goal in 19 matches' Jackson.

Saka vs Alaba

Ibile disunited.

Parizz:
You left out omorodion. He is banging goals in Portugal

Make your list let's see who you will add and remove.

Lordfalcao and Timbros are preparing theirs, with their Jackson on it.

lordfalcao:
why you no add sesko, Rodrigo Muniz, Watkins.


Abi belotti and jovic don retire

timbros:
Make una check who hack this account.

How can airmark of all people make a top 10 list of strikers and this guy below no dey??

Airmark, when you get your account back, we talk.

AirBere:
Isn't this list incomplete? I mean your main guy isn't there.

They will always think alike.

You should have queried why I didn't add Diego Costa.

My top 10 strikers, in no particular order.

Lewandowski
Kane
Isak
Osimhen
Mbappe
Gyokeres
Haaland
Guirassy
Retegui
Julian Alvarez


Lordfalcao and Timbros can prepare their top 50 strikers and smuggle in their Jackson. Not forgetting Leyqute drafting his top 100 strikers because of Hojlund.

fredoooooo:
Oga Maresca ... Na small time e remain

Now, who would query him for the nonsense he did?

[quote author=raumdeuter post=134876482]Hear Debo yourself

Oyo state speaker cannot speak Yoruba and he admits it publicly , we are doomed in Yoruba land shame on all our elders who allow this to happen to us

Our generation is the one feeling this menace today pic.twitter.com/nyTj6k1ZKC

— POLAN (@POLANKLASIQ) April 5, 2025

spirit. OasisX, his Yoruba no fluent.

But, at least this one doesn't mock his Yoruba roots and one could see the desire to learn and improve on it.

TemporaryHansel:
Happy birthday to me 😊

Happy birthday.

OasisX:








......make una calm down, Debo can speak the language fluently, he was just acting posh then. LOL!

Though if he dares to contest for Governorship Election and PDP give him the ticket, APC's Candidate will be declared winner before 12:01pm.

BTW.....it ain't about him not speaking the language fluently but invitation of one Eze of Yorubaland to New Alafin's coronation and his Mom's State of Origin that was later dug out.

TwitterNG has become NL politics section. LOL!

I don't follow Oyo politics ahead of next Guber election. My eyes on your Gandollar's people releasing funds owed. I wan look fresh like Ibime.

nateevs:
Absolutely not. He should have started his strongest lineup, thrown everything at cementing a top four finish right off the bat.

Because I support him doesn't mean I support everything he does.

Fairs.

drisham:
Respectfully I don't know you that way for you to be throwing curses at me

But na thunder go fire you the next time you jump at my post with such words

Calm down na joke but thunder go still fire you for supporting and defending those that brought the club to this situation, sticking to Jackson as our main striker.

Were you not the one that claimed Sesko and Osimhen weren't better than your Jackson? Now after you and those idiotts have wrecked Chelsea with a '1 goal in 19 matches' striker, you are on this thread posting as if Strasbourg is our club playing at Stamford bridge.

michigang:
drisham is their ringleader in supporting that mediocre striker

nateevs:
Where do we start from?....... these lightweight ninjahs be thinking they can overuse this nonsense.

Let me mention also a staunch Tuchel lover, a Hazard Lover, an Anelka Stan, JT lover, Abarmovic's biggest fan, Antonio Conte Stan, 3 ATB fanatic, wing back fanatic.... James, Chilwell, where we go stop. Literally key things that represent sustainable success to this club.

Guy, don't overstate your belonging to the club..... You were not the first on this board...... you do not have passion more than the next guy here or anywhere else, whereas all you have done in your lifetime is buy a few drinks while you scream at the screen and come and type Ireti 50 times per game on Nairaland, so folks can laugh.

What are you going to say about people who buy home/away tickets, travel far away to support the team, have Chelsea membership/subscription/merchandise but still support Maresca? You think you have more passion and ambition than they do?

Oga park well jare.

But are you really supporting the nonsense Maresca did today?

I don't know if the werey Fraudresca was sent to ensure we don't make top 4, by Fraudiola.

Brentford was there for us to brutalize, he decided to play Conference league team in an important Epl match we needed the maximum points, to solidify our position. A match we should be firing from all cylinders from the first blast of the whistle.

Who did we sin against for these to be happening in our faces and we can't help it?

See the werey coach laughing after dropping crucial points. Couldn't someone stone Maresca's head with a coin from the blind side?

raumdeuter:
Airmark

I'm hearing they want to package a GRV for us in Oyo state as governor in 2027

I saw a video of Debo Ogundoyin speaking Yoruba like he's eating stones mixed with hot yam

If you are raising your children in Nigeria, it's not a flex that they can't speak your native tongue. I had family members who didn't teach their kids Yoruba and now it's not like their kids are any better than those who spoke Yoruba as first language from birth

I will look for the video for laughs.

How can you aspire to govern a Yoruba state and can't speak the language fluently? PDP will definitely lose the state in 2027.

I went to a private primary school, yet I can speak Yoruba well as we weren't restricted to English at home.

Though we are still at loggerheads about sending the kids back home for their secondary education, my wife is not against speaking Yoruba to them as she has started learning fast too.

drisham:
Meanwhile we are 4th and a point behind Monaco in second


We might play in the cl this season

Please create a Strasbourg thread, don't let thunder fire you next time.

Leyqute:
His problem is intelligence. He doesn’t know how to trick his marker and get free for a tap in.

Pls who? I want to check something.

Fraudiola produced Fraudresca.

lordfalcao:
And what is happening to Vlahovic now? Is he relapsing??


Gyokeres? The one i mentioned on this thread even before you.


Where was Guirassy at 23?. Stop shouting Osimhen like you are the first that started talking about him.


Anyway just like Vlahovic, Jackson just got back from injury, he shouldn't be rushed. Before he relapse upto 10 years like your belloti.

Gyokeres that you also asked where he was at 24 too just to justify the wastefulness of your useless Jackson. Why didn't you ask where Diego Costa was at 23/24, when we wanted to sign him?

lordfalcao:
where was guirassy at 24?

Where was gyokeres at 24?

You always ask stupid questions anyway.

Roland17:
The service go get “roborobo” spin join

100.

It must be fast, service Ika.

Ibime:
Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football

Counterball na table soccer abi? We dey play for floor too.

Roland17:
Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!

Some of us used to package our service to pinch the edge, 'ace' recorded.

raumdeuter:
That's part of the plan, you will be targeting the "contour" as we call it

We played this one too. You say in Yoruba 'o gin'.

Unlimited22:
He's too slow
He doesn't move the needle for us.

I didn't ask us to sign him, we need tested and trusted finisher.

However, he is a better finisher to Jackson in the box.

lordfalcao:
you really wanted Chelsea to sign vlahovic or have you forgotten?

Yes when other big clubs were interested too.

But them no born you well to throw shots at Guirassy, Osimhen and Gyokeres as they have disgraced you with goals while your Jackson hasn't scored in his last 9 games for Chelsea.

raumdeuter:
You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat

Lawn tennis court dey school.

DissTroy:
This brings back memories too.

My best friends in primary school were three: two females and one male.
Nofisa, Kafayat, and Abdulrahman. Yorubas from Ondo, Ogun, and Oyo States.

Nofisa beat the whole class to win Best in CRK in Primary 3 first and second terms. I beat all three to win Best in Yoruba in Primary 4 and 5. Yeah, ironic.

Primary 3 End of the Year Party was first term and we acted the birth of Jesus. I was Joseph. Nofisa was Elizabeth, and Abdulrahman was one of the Three Wisemen from the East. Mary was Tioluwani but she's not relevant to the story.

When I.R.K became an option in Primary Two (our Proprietor was a Muslim), they still continued to take C.R.K. classes, and Nofisa was on fire - she had Bible passages on lockdown, competing with me, a Sunday School champ.

Abdulrahman was even teaching me how to write in Arabic at some point and I could identify some words even.

Since he was my best friend, I'd wait with him to say his prayers at the mosque close to our school so we'd go play 'Police and Thieves with the others' between 2:00PM and 2:30PM when we had extra classes after regular school time, and he'd sometimes come with us to a Pentecostal church close by so we'd play lawn tennis from 4:00PM after our extra lessons ended till like 5:30PM when his family driver came to pick him and his sister home. And our folks took us home.

Nobody stopped him from entering the church. Nobody stopped me from entering the mosque. Our parents sort of knew but weren't religiously intolerant.

Funny thing is, Abdulrahman's mum was a core Muslim covered in Bukkah(?) and we never saw her face but she didn't make her son a fanatic.

That's why I do not agree with the lumping of South West Muslims with Muslims in the North. You need to have been born in or spent your formative years in the South West of Nigeria to know they are a moderate breed who aren't obsessed with religion. Well, it was my experience.

Enjoyed your story, but did you actually play tennis in Primary school? Omo I could only play in secondary school at Loyola.

All these ajebutters.

lordfalcao:
Don't start. Carry this Larson nonsense like you did for the likes of piatek, luka jovic out of this thread

Dem no born you well to mention those I really wanted Chelsea to buy that have proved me right.