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A40:
Shey na Rubberband man? Try and be realistic for once!! He shoulda rushed to anticipate the ball and leave the player he is marking abi wetin you dey yarn sef nitori Olorun? Abi didn't you see Kagawa behind him?
Laughable that you would compare Smalling to a World Cup and Champions League winner like Boa-TANK. Don't come and kill our joy here biko! Everyone is unanimous in the verdict that he was one of our 3 best players on the day. Carry your palaver and 'technical analysis' to your Chelsea thread and help Moaninghoe bring your club out of its morass

Well I don't expect you to know what they call zonal marking in soccer. Your soccer technicality knowledge is limited.

raumdeuter:
Teams are now planning against Boateng playmaking abilities. WHen coogar was telling you louse (airmark and pataki)

Ofcourse, boatank always abandon his primary role of defending to be spraying passes, exposing neuer to series of attacks. That is one of his weak points, against porto he was so engrossed in joining attack and failed to intercept a cheap aerial ball, which Martinez utilized to round neuer and scored. Bayern would have been invisible in Europe for consecutive 4 years if it's a player like Sergio ramos manning the defence.

Davidbanky:
another pointless comment, now u want to forget coefficient ranking but you want to follow thw fifa 59 team of the best players in the world all because theres no boateng in it, what are you even saying oga ade!

Not only because error-proned boateng is not in it, busquets also is not listed. I have said it times without number if you are technically sound about soccer, you wont find it difficult to know why I don't rate both of them and FIFA technical study group also will not rate them. The level at which I watch football is far from viewing centre level. These two players are not extra-ordinary players to me. If you dump them in a team like hannover 96 or las palmas nobody will know them. They cant grace FIFA list for the past 6 years now. Truth is constant.

Mourinholic:
Hazard that has been proving himself since 17.....he is 24 now,the PFA player.....And some unknown analyst want him to prove himself this season....Lmaoooooooooooooo..........

Hazard has more player of the year awards than Depay goals this season

The funniest thing is when hazard was told depay would win the award next season (this season).
He agreed with dopejemi

dopeJemi:
depay is a half baked nitwit that should rot in the bench till he reaches 35... Bastard

and replied " You mean depay will win this, when he clocks 35 ?"


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dopeJemi:
Ikebe super hidden ikedia hazard's heat map this season

So you still calling my attention on this thread. Don't blame me for showing you how he slayed your team to win epl title last season oooo.

Coogar was right about rooney, imagine the m0f0 could nt stop hazard with his senseless sliding tackle

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Leyqute:
Airhead I'm waiting for those gifs... If you can't supply them please kindly disappear in the manner your Ikebe Super has been doing all season long

Illiterate + sperm sipping mong

Herrera wanted to sip ikedia ikebe super sperm, but the slayer rendered him crippled here.


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dopeJemi:
Do what he said

I don't follow instructions from nincompoops. In ikedia first season in epl, he was in PFA team of the year 2012/2013 and he has been there for 3 consecutive seasons. In Depay's first 5 matches in epl, he is....
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Leyqute:
Bring instead the gif of the fantastic goal he scored against Southampton Man utd at Stamford Bridge last weekend season.

Dopejemi, you see, it's not my fault you see as your guy elekute keeps calling me back

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Leyqute:
Tell me, how long does it take you to fish out those gifs? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Your Hidden Ikebe super played all 7 matches this season and you guys are languishing at the 16th position. Yet you come here to beat your chest like a gorilla approaching puberty singing his praises. If your Ikebe is as super as you're singing why aren't you topping the table?

Airmark you no get shame walahi

He won double for us last season by single-handedly slaying man utd for us at Stamford bridge. should I bring gif of the goal?

dopeJemi:
You see yourself, was that not the season we won our 20th epl title, so who that idiotic ikebe super kan slay now

He has been a tormentor-in-chief against your team. This season will not be an exception.

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Leyqute:
Are you talking about the same Hidden Ikebe Super Hazard?

Yes the one and only ultimate slayer of Manchester utd. Dopejemi, you see now that it's your boys bringing me here again ooo.


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coogar:
even belgium manager told us hidden is his worst player in 2015. who would know about hazard if not his national team manager?

No one is saying he is in his best form, but his worst form for Belgium is better than depay's best. In this same 2015, he played 6 games, scored 4. Depay, the scam of a footballer may not be in euro 2016.

dopeJemi:
Airmark, if you don't want me to go all crazy on your already dead thread, just comot here because I never even start my kolo for una thread, una don already dey knack teeth

It's ok. But, if I see any anti-Chelsea post, I will enter like this

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coded01:



Airmark maka why?

What happened? You never saw players jamming and falling on each other before?

coogar:
that's a spur of the moment reaction....
we all say that from time to time during the games when players make ridiculous decisions. if i go to your thread, i would find a more devastating comment concerning hazard.

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There can never be a worse comment. Unless the poster wishes hazard death and no true Chelsea fan would have written that. LVG did money laundering with depay deal. He needs to be arrested.

coogar:
all these na story.
fact remains depay has been considerably better than hazard this season.




hazard has faced clubs poorer than bruge & yet failed to score. he's played a total of 9 competitive goals this season with zero goals to show for it. admit it - hazard is a fraud!

Dopejemi said Hi to you.

dopeJemi:
depay is a half baked nitwit that should rot in the bench till he reaches 35... Bastard

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Mourinholic:
Abeg give them that of the first goal.....where he left Bastian and another player on the floor before giving Schulle who gave Torres... Goal....
But y does his 'useless dribbles' leads to goals against bayern

Even ribery said he was the only guy that could replace him perfectly after that match.

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coogar:
rickety rooney has scored against chelsea several times. your logic says chelsea are a shyte team then. your loss to the saints at stamford bridge has compromised your nervous system.

We are talking of current rickety rooney. He was a fantastic player before, but now it's as if he wears mini skirt to play. A player when set against a keeper now, will first polish his boots before looking for where to place the ball. If such person could score hattrick against brugges, then depay should be scoring super-hat trick against such rubbish team.

Chestar5:
i thought he meant club brugge or whatever they are called........

It will take coogar, a whole month, before he could recover from the arsenal shock.

coogar:
depay scored a better goal in the CL-play offs. a much better goal if i may add. hazard is a fraud!

A team a rickety rooney scored against too. You need to get over that arsenal loss. It has dealt you a serious blow.


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coogar:
scoring a goal does not mean you are not shyte. rooney has scored this season and he's still considered shyte by many. it's all about the general play, not necessarily the goals.

Nobody is saying a goal mean something, exactly what we are saying about that scam of a player, depay scoring in play-off up and down and tapping in a cheap goal that only a blind man will miss in epl. My point is, hazard was nt a shyte in preseason, he was better than he is currently doing. The quality of that goal is what you should look into, he is now very slow and would not be able to pull that kind of stunt right now. A sh1tty player like depay can not score that kind of goal against barca's 3rd tier team.

raumdeuter:
Yet he couldnt make his team win the game. His useless displays ensured his team was eliminated 2 CL in a row

I thought you said his dribbles lead to nowhere. Look at this gif critically, very few players had sliced Bayern defence like this. He sent lahm to ikorodu, while boatank jumped up like a magun victim about to crow in shomolu, neuer hit the floor like an epileptic patient in iyana ipaja. Only special player could have done that to Bayern munich. Ribery confirmed it.

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coogar:
he was shyte during the preseason,

Welcome back coogar, is it that loss to arsenal that caused kind of memory loss to you? In what period did hazard score this goal? Well may be shyte means another thing to you.

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raumdeuter:
You dont know Hidden Ikebe Super Hazard

The one that runs aimlessly all over the pitch and with little end product goals and assist to show for it

The one and only ikedia, the slayer of lahm, boatank and neuer.

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raumdeuter:
This now confirms you are blind and also reetardeed

If that ball goes beyond Ramos, then Casilass picks or it flashes across the face of goal

Moreover Ramos was staying with his man and cleared the ball. Boatank was staying with his man, Martinez let his man off the hook

Thats why Boatank got top marks yesterday for his display and John useless terry was sodomised by Sadio Mane

I don't expect you to understand how ball travels when kicked across, you are not brilliant. That was how man utd mumus were shouting smalling smalling everywhere, only to be rendered zero yesterday. I will always expose the technical flaws of your mumu defender here. Martinez thought boatank would clear his line but he was wrong and that led to the goal. It's high time other defenders believed boatank would fail in his role and not relax. Neuer knows him well, hence always ready to cover up for him.

raumdeuter:
No coach or analyst would blame Boatank for that goal since he was supposed to stay with his man Kagawa and martinez to stay with Aubameyang



From the gif you even posted, it was the defender marking the striker that stuck to his man and made the clearance. But the foolishness that has been following you from the time you saw Xavi play as a right back in Nigeria 1999 has not left you alone

Now watch that gif again and notice the attacker at the back of Sergio ramos lurking behind for him and cassilas to miss that clearance and nick in the ball. Ramos closed in and cleared the ball, if it were boatank he would not be proactive. You are just confirming again you are a dullard if you could nt think smart to know why ramos cleared the ball.

Watch again, dolt.

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raumdeuter:
Is this blindness or foolishness. Boatank was marking Kagawa while Martinez was marking Aubameyang. It was Martinez who lost auba

You are as stvpid as boatank, it was boatank responsibility to intercept that ball across. We have seen top-class CB doing that, every great defender would expect a ball in that space, but a mumu like boatank would be doing wrong thing at crucial moment. A defender who is poor in anticipatory defending is not a great defender.

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raumdeuter:
See where your foolishness has brought you
According to UEFA, 4 Bundesliga teams are in the top 15
How many teams from the useless EPL made top 15?

When last did a non-Bayern munich team from burnthisleaguedown win Uefa champions league? That's the point, mumu.

Davidbanky:
what is your point ? coefficient ranking we have moved to second and even england's third is being threatened by italy's fourth, the thing is, theres no team currently playing on this planet earth that can defeat bayern at the moment and even in any league we will still trounce any team and stay top of any league at this time unbeaten, i know its hard to live with that due to the fact that al your teams are shyte at the moment, but i know with time you all will learn to live with your current woes.

Forget all those coefficient craps, Bayern munich is the only useful team in burnthisleaguedown and over the years they have been impressive, but for you to be saying no team currently on earth can beat you guys is fallacious and bereft of technicalities. Though I want your team to beat arsenal, but don't give excuses when they take 3 points from you in one of the matches. I have quoted you, don't let your mumu burnthisleague down performances deceive you.

dopeJemi:
depay is a half baked nitwit that should rot in the bench till he reaches 35... Bastard

This is definitely the quote of the month.

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dopeJemi:
depay is a half baked nitwit that should rot in the bench till he reaches 35... Bastard

When I , elfenomeno1 and mourinholic were telling you that your dedebt is a scam inflicted on man utd coffers, you were busy saying rubbish. Gradually you will be learning from us.

dopeJemi:
Dude, why are you pained? What's your business with united affairs? If we feel depay is good and has a good record, how does it affect you?

ElFenomeno1:
Coogar is a donut.
I have told him a quality player does not need a full pre-season and a quarter of the new season to prove his class and worth!
Depay is an overrated piece of jank...... Average at best, nothing more!
He will only get better if all the nonsense hype around him stops and he knuckles down and work hard knowing he is not all that!
Coogar i want your head on my pasta plate this lunchtime..... Come and explain how your team got destroyed in 20 minutes.....
Next time you guys hear Sanchez or Ozil, you will run!!!!

I am looking for him too. His new C Ronaldo was the worst player on the field yesterday.

coogar:
depay is a bloody good player.......his record speaks for itself.

dopeJemi:
Rooney really impressed in the second half, depay is a half baked nitwit that should rot in the bench till he reaches 35... Bastard

Rooney was your best player yesterday. If not for him, you would n't have won the game. Rooney is a man utd legend.

So saraki should be saved from CCT too? I rub your back, you rub mine. I don't think buhari will work that way with him.

Leyqute:
Jisos. Imagine if this guy brought an AK-47 to the game...

Dude can poison iva if he has access to his drink. Meanwhile, i don't know why mou is obstinate against benching iva . It's nauseating. Man utd used Valencia as RB at least it worked to some extent for them. Why cant we use another player if baba rahman is not yet ready? I will even risk ramires rather than having nightmare every weekend with ivanovic. Fabregas is also causing us problems. I will prefer zouma to be drafted at defensive midfield to cover. Mane was all over the place in the 2nd half as against some level of restrictions rami gave him in the 1st half. Mou is not just doing things right.

Ola dipps, something is stinking.