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Omo neymar is supposed to be a rapper oo. See punchlines against man utd :

I did nt say I will leave Barcelona, united should go for sadio mane instead, I don't just want to live in Manchester. I am a top class Brazilian, Anderson is the only Brazilian I know that is desperate to join united's team. Last season I won treble, so Barcelona is the best team in the world while united is not even the best team in manchester. Take Sergio and pedro for instance, their agents were speaking with ed, but following week, Sergio signed a new deal for Madrid and Chelsea stole pedro and you think I would sign for a team that get snubbed like this? Luis Enrique let me play my football but van gaal will sabotage it. I will be playing long balls and become normal like januzaj. I am messi's protégé in nou camp, do you think I want to be rooney's protégé? I would be the one teaching him things. How will anyone think I will swap attack of suarez and messi for rooney and Ashley young? for rooney I hate shrek movies. And as for Ashley young the most notable moment of his career was when a bird shit in his mouth.

Memes
HORROR

raumdeuter:
Also news that KdBruyne has agreed a 80m move to CIteh

Does it mean no good news from the bavarians or you have turned this place to a german one. What concerns Bayern munich with kevin de bruyne's move to city? This place is dead.

Pataki and jigsawkillah , wtf

Nihilist:
Nitlad's preferred beverage these days.

I last saw him selling this on a bus at Omu-Aran. Raumdeuter bought two bottles. I pity his wife.

Is it a product from reminisce? Since it is produced in ikorodu, I suspect that guy used style market this thing with his track. Now I am heading to ikorodu to get one.

Meanwhile, it's like a potent stuff has been brought into getting players now i.e 'selling a dummy', so John stones could force the transfer all this while? It's ok. Next time when we bid for a striker and his club feels relunctant, we will just sell a dummy, something like we are trailing suarez

AdeLaNa1:
Baba dat couldn't even stop 2 goals from entering on Sunday.....Looling. Keep ur Ayegbeni

So baba played on Sunday against west brom? That's how you go about criticising Chelsea blindly.

AdeLaNa1:
I see. Let us worry about our attack and u worry abt ur defence

We bought baba, that's why am offering ayegbeni.

AdeLaNa1:
Is this meant to be funny?? Iss dis supposed to be troll?? Do u even have sense at all??

Who is trolling. My babe is a man utd fan, so I have every right to be concerned.

SailorXY:
when we win Swansea, make wetin happen to your left nyash?

I see Van gal being sacked after that match.

AdeLaNa1:
We dey pokenose?? So wat exactly are u doing on this thread??

I brought new striker for una, as your lazy captain is becoming lazier every week. Here comes your saviour.......

Jackie chan in naija, Lil kesh in trouble. Shoki fight

AdeLaNa1:
Well, asides Rooney, LVG is the main problem United are facing. Regardless of how we fair this season, i cant wait for him to leave after this season. Klopp is available and he'll be very welcome to take charge

So man u problem plenty like this? Una go dey go another thread dey pokenose. I dey wait how una go win Swansea

I may be rusty thats being plain/ but still hit the ground running like a landing plane/
crushing haters in agonising pain/leave them coloured, anodizing chains/

Am getting real money am still attacking/man utd fans are frowning/
ion need a bail-out before i cash in/cos i had 'left back' since, now flying in my 'right wing'/

to sport section i took a trip/saw reasons bis said cooger's an imp/
when cornered with truths that are crisp/like a raunchy h.oe, he uses his mouth to abuse anything his two hands can grip!!!/

We in 'jet age', blues ball around/our yokohama tyres coming out, we will not crash land/
manchester wailing, pedro ignored their 'Van'/a rude 'gal'?... good players rather prefer to be piloted by man/

arsenal, man-u boys are poorly trained/lack good coaches and drive for journey into fame/
a small push,lose track and just derail/ tears everywhere when they remember mourinho days!!!/

Alexpissu, i dont know if you were told/you were banned by that super mod/
just as you criticized my lines, to me its as good as gold/But hail urban developments while you fix your bad rural roads!!!/

Pataki:
At least Hector remained on his feet, if na that useless Alago, he for don prostrate like Agama lizard.

Though, I have come to mock you and your ashana team, I could nt help but laugh reading this punchline. raumdeuter don die.

Passingshit:
You must be very smart! But as regards your request, I can't erase it because you're guilty as the rest on the list, and I have my evidence

Since you are really a passingshit, I ignore you cos you pull no string. If supporting good governance and against bad societal behaviors stands for bigotry then I am proud to be one. Please paint it in bold coloured letters.

Hurray pataki, benzema on his way to arsenal

Pataki:
Bendtner ke? Let him stay for that useless BurnThisLeagueDown and continuing shagging Alago and his useless defence.

I am happy with Giroud's performance today. It gives more prompting for Wenger to go out there and get a striker for us.

I am thinking of asking lewandowski to come and help this your useless team, but he has sworn to remove boatank's incisors before leaving Bayern munich.

Pataki:
Shekpe fanz, thank you for giving us Cech!

What a KEEPER!

That's why y'all call us the pride of London. You can stand up, we are always there to help you out.

Pataki Pataki, how you dey my man? It's like you go ask raumdeuter Bendtner phone's number for wenger to call am o. I don't understand this your Girude oo

JigsawKillah:
DJ5naira


are you servin' a ban? I noticed your deleted comment in the ffr thread. Share if yes. Airmark, take note

It was antispam, he's unbanned

Nice one guys. I saw one moniker , passingshit writing my moniker as a bigot on nairaland. If you are reading this, you better erase it now. My better half is Igbo <pun intended> and very special to me.

raumdeuter , Oya shakitibobo .......

Ko ni dafun omo messi yiiio',
boateng do ni warapa lojiji ni o,

won ni tori messi kuru mole lo help e o,
ki ni boatank she gan ki lebi e oooo?


https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-08-2015/yv9wkr.gif

Oya shakiti bobo, come and see boatank bobo, oti rogo lowo neymar bobo, ati lowo messi bobo .

raumdeuter:
At least na messi dey dribble person

........ and no be Oscar .


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After Messi's dribble, someone is still missing

You cant but score with useless boatank as the last man against you, unless neuer saves.

https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/boateng_messi.gif

Once you are in the box one on one against mumu boatank, just be happy as you are on your way to score.


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A40:
Only a basehead dangbana like you would question the Boa-TANK he is 100 times better than John Racist

I prefer a nassarawa utd defender to this id.iot. Did he think referee would blow against messi for pushing or what?
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-08-2015/yv9wkr.gif

danbrowndmf:
one haiti guy holds d word longest freestyle...proto comes 2nd ...he's nt seen as a Nigerian so. Vector currently holds the record .Airmark

My brother I don't know how to convince ojoawo again. Proto pre-2011 (before he broke record) tried something in naija with tribes records but never worked out, even as it stands now he is seen as an American. Take akon as an example, he is first seen as an American in music circuit, if not, akon would have been winning mtv African awards every year that time he was hot. We have many African-American artistes doing great stuffs but they are 'americans'. They would nt be nominated against psquare, davido, wizkid etc in MAMA 'best male' awards. It's as simple as that.

A40:
It was due to the intelligence of the likes of Boa-TANK that gave Neuer so little to do in the biggest match in football.

You think na dindinrin you dey chat with? Several times neuer would come out of his zone to intercept the opposition goal-bound attacks amongst other saves, because of a weakling like boatank. Watch the save against higuain below and scram.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X50JzBmMxhw

You can check others too where lewandowski eased out the f00l before neuer came to rescue. Only stvpid Bayern fans will mention boatank when great defenders are mentioned


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwiSBR-4LE

ojoawo:
Dude is a Nigerian American....

I am not disputing that bro, just like Akon is a Senegalese American, wale is a Nigerian american. But the question is how does the award bodies like MTV see them? Wale will never be nominated by mtv Africa to contest with sarkodie, MI, iceprince etc. In the music world proto like rotimi will prefer to be seen as an American first from 2011 when he broke that world record. On his Wikipedia page, they did nt mention Nigerian-American.

ojoawo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgoPfHDQjcs

He is officially known as an American rapper not Nigerian. He holds the world record not African record. Read this:

Chidera Anamege, now known by his stage name Chiddy Bang is an American hip hop recording artist. Prior to their break up, Chiddy Bang was an American pop-rap duo consisting of Anamege under the stage name Chiddy, and Noah Beresin, under the stage name Xaphoon Jones. The duo was introduced through former band member Zachary Sewall in late 2008 while they were studying at Drexel University,[3] in Noah's hometown of Philadelphia, PA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiddy_Bang

taiwoliu:
Come see something Airforce1, darkenedrebel, even INTROVERT...

You can even have the world record, all you need do is freestyle for ten hours

Cc: lalasticlala,ishilove,airmark

Where is the official link to chidera's own freestyle?