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patrickmuf:
If only they were in the EPL...

Talking about the EPL, I wish we can we play Chelsea every week...

Not any more. That was when we had key players not starting.

Bville02:
Tell him to come with his bowtie too.

Ibukzy:
cc airmark

Enchante.

donjazet:
This is the kind of ignorance we talk about.
Lots of magicians perform tricks which to the untrained eye will look supernatural and extremely powerful when it's simply a process that can be explained and reproduced perfectly.

That video to the untrained eye will look like someone who can withstand extreme fire and burns when he has most likely used cool flames which are very common for fire breathing techniques or fire retardant materials.
There is no "juju" at play here, just a perfection of learned skills.

Next time when you see or hear something you don't understand, rather than being in complete awe and reverence, develop a curious mind to understand the process behind that phenomenon so you don't end up being ignorant.

When will you be ready to show up at Freedom park, 'hit and chop grass' ring will be arranged to be tested on you.

Maybe gensteejay will drop his 'coincidence' nonsense, when he sees you live, eating grass, with reckless abandon.

donjazet:
Well, It is widely believed that he discovered electricity because of the proper documentation and records on that and the fact that there is no contradictory opinion towards it. However, if an incontrovertible evidence shows up tomorrow that points to a different person having discovered it, that will hold sway.

However, your analogy is very much displaced here. History has always been difficult to be properly documented, but here we are talking if juju, a phenomenom which is believed by many. Providing evidence shouldn't be difficult.

What will make an evidence incontrovertible to you?

Till now, it is still an hearsay, that Benjamin did it as we only relied on reports. Just as it is an heasay that Thomas-Francois D'Alibard was the first to do it before Benjamin.

The point is, the report of thunder killing the kidnappers, was confirmed by the police, and it stands until another report debunks it.

donjazet:
How many left backs do you know are balanced equitably both offensively and defensively?

Alonso is poor defensively. It's not about being equitably balanced.

I will even prefer Ake, as my LB at the moment.

donjazet:
All I am seeing here is heresay. If indeed, a group of men were struck by thunderstorm where is the correlation between that and the crime being perpetrated?

These kind of news make waves because a lot of ignorant and superstitious folks believe these things. It's a shame that even the police will give credence to these kind of stories, but they are just a reflection of the unfortunate society they come from.

Just look at this thread below and tell me you will not be so ashamed living in the same country as these.

https://www.nairaland.com/5920933/names-15-witches-wizards-burnt

Don't take me to another thread.

You called the report, hearsay. Good.

If they ask you who discovered electricity, you would mention Benjamin Franklin. I will like to know if you saw video of him discovering it, before accepting that he was actually the one.

donjazet:
Alonso's statistics begs to differ. Alonso is a good attacking left back with a nice skill set to boot. Yes, his slow pace is his major undoing especially against the best teams but he still delivers the goods.

Alonso has one of the best statistics among all left backs in Europe currently. His set piece skill has also been invaluable to the team seeing as he is our best on that.

Defensive stats?

Alonso is a decent LWB not a solid LB. We need an upgrade.

donjazet:
That girl is gaining from peoples ignorance. Nice business sha, not different from what pastors offer their congregation.

I am still waiting for when you will put on your bowtie and submit yourself for 'hit and chop grass' experiment.

Meanwhile,


A thunderstorm has killed 18 suspected kidnappers at a forest in Adamawa State.

Sources said the men of the underworld were sharing ransom money they got from their victims when the thunder struck them.

The incident occurred within the Toungo Local Government Area of the state, local sources said.

Toungo is a town and local government area in the southern part of Adamawa State on the Nigeria-Cameroon border.

“The bandits, it was gathered, had collected over N20 million from their wealthy victims between Koncha in Cameroon and Toungo in Nigeria,” a source in Toungo said.

According to the source, the suspected kidnappers met their end because angry victims went spiritual against them.

“Angered by incessant attacks by the kidnappers, community leaders and victims consulted a native doctor to send thunder after the bandits. They met their Waterloo when they gathered to share the money,” the source said, adding that local hunters could not retrieve their corpses nor their money inside some bags as well as their weapons.

The Adamawa State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Suleiman Nguroje, said Friday morning that the incident actually happened within Cameroon soil near the border with Nigeria.

“We heard that the victims engaged the services of a native doctor, but it was said to have occurred in the neighbouring Cameroon, which is not under our jurisdiction,” Nguroje said

https://dailypost.ng/2020/06/12/thunder-kills-18-suspected-kidnappers-while-sharing-ransom-in-adamawa/

nihilistjnr:
https://mobile.twitter.com/ladytiffs_/status/1271161837862690822

Omo things dey happen for this life o.

Special package?

All na lie jare.

Something that can't be scientifically explained how it works. I am with donjazet on this.

nihilistjnr:
Anyone seen the video of tekashi's new joint with Nikki Minaj?

Her doctor Sabi work mehn...

Trollz

Abraham.

raumdeuter:
See David Luiz airmark best defender

Vvd, my best defender

Bonucci, my best defender

Maguire, my best defender

Soyuncu, my best defender

Very soon you will mention Tomori as my best defender.

nihilistjnr:
Nah Wilder fight will happen first

Ok, even if Wilder wins, will Aj fight Fury next?

Wilder should go and sit down somewhere in Alabama and let's see a better fight. Fvck trilogy.

nihilistjnr:
Afrodoc afrodoc2 afrodocinfinity Airmark

Let's get it di fok on!

Are they going to pay Wilder to step aside?

Can't wait.

Odoskii:
??

Unconfirmed report - Interpol arrested him in Dubai.

Hushpuppi, nabbed?

Greatihex:
the fool behaved like a statue.

I wouldn't be surprised if he collected money from his former club, for the show of shame that day. He was terrible.

Greatihex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G9DmYKKSU8

Guys, see how stupid our defenders can be from minute 5:43.

I just went to look for this video to see that part.

Did you see Roma's goal and Rudiger's stupidity at 3.40 or so? Till today, lordfalcao is still blaming Luiz for Rudiger's foolishness.

BLUELemon:
don't tell me you took my post seriously lol

A god caged those two and you think i should take it as a joke.

Oga i am determined, like Kanu Nwankwo to get the address from gensteejay's 'soapy' god.

BLUELemon:
maybe the address is classified so that you will not go and free them...

Just another innocent angle to to it sha

That's another brilliant view. But he called himself a god, why would he be scared that any human could free them, even if they know the address? What kind of spineless god, is gensteejay serving sef?

gensteejay:
[s]Better you ask your dead god. Know how many curses he don receive today from atheists and those that don't believe in him?

Now, you want to start another cycle of mentioning my moniker like your existence depends on it.[/s]

Your god of science said he caged those two, and claimed that there was an address for the location. I didnt say this, your reliable living god said it.

Don't be angry with me bro Teejay of Otem temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtzQGmeMcnE

gensteejay:
I made mention of up to 14 books written by different authors, most of whom are not blacks and non-Nigerian. But fools are more focused on just a piece of literature written by a Nigerian, mocking what they neither know nor understand.

A textbook example of the inferiority complex deeply ingrained in a typical black man's psyche. Slaves.

Don't mind them.

Pls help us ask for the address of where your man god caged allah and yeshua. We don't need video evidence, just the address.

GasAndOilTheory:
hahahha see chronicles sha...


I have been a big fan of yours since 2016. I remember the moniker .Goddys: too that said you will beg to eat but the guy ended up on another thread begging to eat. Life is an irony I suppose.

Those threads back then were a funny place to be. Needless to say I even won some recharge cards on your thread

Nihilistjnr, testimony time, overcomers time.

#Team200odds.

elrony:
If you come translate the full "Otem Atum" = "rubs my chewing stick"

You're right if you say he's using gensteegay "head", cos "head" can be subjective

And i thought you were pious.

gensteejay:
The term, Omoluwabi, in Yorubaland he narrated how that word came about.

If it has something to do with Noa, i learnt it in 1989 in church. You are lost.

OtemAtum:
Lol, this post reminds me of Samuel Chinedum Ekwueme, father of Raphael Akachukwu Ekwueme, son of Onyemachi Ekwueme and husband of Lucy Ekwueme aka 4evergod. The guy made fun of me that year eh, until suddenly he was discovered as a fraudster that duped someone of six million naira. That was the last time he posted on nairaland.

This god is powerful.

Nihilistjnr, don't relent, he may be testing your faith.

HOMOTOYOSI10:
This is how Airmark, Afrodoc and the Chelsea crew will apologize to Otem Atum after the trumpet sounds and they all see geestenjay in Atum's heaven...

Otem should first make gensteejay, live in heaven on earth first. My G's picture doesn't look like someone living happily.

A god with no supernatural power on earth, is like Phil Jones claiming to be the god of United's defence.

OtemAtum:
That's not me in the scripture there, that's Reverad, the summation of humanlike consciousness.

You sounded like Broda Shaggi here.

gensteejay:
Who would expect such a great book from a black man? If a book like yours came from a white guy, many of these people would be ready to read it and worship the guy.

Even though many of them don't realize it now, your book is far, far greater than any religious text or book of history in this age. Looking forward to the next edition.

Chai, this guy is lost.

nihilistjnr:
Airmark you don hear ba?

At this point gensteejay needs to look for another god.

This one may only be raising shoulder because he's bearing Godwin or Godspower.

god wey dey sing "baba God emi na fe gun bentley,... Pick up the call".

Na to spank gensteejays head dey do me right now.