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larride:
Relax, we are not losing this match.

I love your GGMUMU faith.

Lana1:
We don sell our souls with those last 2 wins. Next few games will be a mixture of Ls and Ds garnished with Binaries

Will you shut your mouth?

chrisley024:
Looks like 3 at the back to me. AWB at the RCB

Are you a rapper?

sinizia:
AWB is not a modern full-back. Defending has gone past the days of just being good at defending alone. He sucks at attacking, just good in tackling.

If your team win this match, some of United fans peeping through the windows will come for you with koboko, for dragging their glorious club through the mud.

sinizia:
Everything is wrong with this club. From the board down to players. I just can't deal

To fans like larride, leyqute, eph12, obainojazz, oasis007, lana1,hoopla, everything is wrong.

The Carabao chasers.

Amoto94:
This is what I said afterwards, only someone as educated as you yet lacking in contextual thinking will dug up dirt that someone has washed away and buried deep down just to score some cheap points.
Bring your bazookas I'm waiting for you at the other side.

From June 1 that you hailed your Oga, to June 13, it took you 12 days to remove your buccal cavity from Dayo's butthole. What happened to using your brain in June 1, when you hailed his stupid post? This is exactly what we always tell you juveniles, don't foolishly support his mumu views, use your brains first, it's free.

You can't have sex with devil and immediately be looking for Christ to hug, stay one place and let's see if you were in your right senses when you typed that your ''oga sabi joor'', unlike the person that wanted the smoker out.

Amoto94:
We do respect elders in my house I won't mention his/her name but I learnt the person is an excellent swimmer, the person swam across the Atlantic and Pacific to get to a new location.

If you like mention my moniker, very soon i will bring bazooka to the fight you are stupidly calling for, with your Xmas fireworks.

I know all of you idiots waiting for Lampard to fail and run back to your stupid posts like the ones below.

Oponu master, mumu servant.

Lampard provided the update at his weekly Friday press conference at Cobham with Andreas Christensen, along with Barkley and Kante, closing in on returning to full fitness.

However, despite comments attributed to Rudiger claiming he was nearing a comeback, Lampard blamed a miscommunication and insisted the German remained sidelined.

‘He’s not fit,’ reported the boss. ‘I saw the quotes but there’s a miscommunication somewhere and he’s going to see a consultant on Monday because he has an ongoing issue in his pelvic area which is bothering him. We’ll have to wait until then for a further update.

‘N’Golo is close,’ continued Lampard. ‘He’s working with the team now and will possibly be ready for Ajax next week.’

Christensen and Barkley have been missing for the past couple of weeks but the duo remain on course for an imminent return. However, Lampard also stressed the need for progression on return from injury and highlighted the need for players to be ready for match action before he would consider them for selection.

‘Ross is still not quite right but he’s not far away,’ he added. ‘Andreas is pretty much fit as well but they just have to add the finishing touches in terms of the difference between being fit and match-fit.

‘I’m quite big that the players come back into training at the level that they left so they’re then ready to play games because they can’t just walk straight back in after injuries so there has to be some progression.

‘Every player in the squad who’s not available is disappointing but it comes with the territory. The players will be more frustrated than anyone else because there’s nothing worse as a player when you can’t have an influence on what the team is doing every week.

‘It’s disappointing for me because I want to be able to select from them but of course that brings opportunities for other players because we need to maintain levels.’


From Chelsea fc website

pu7pl3:
Wtf I just saw this...are you fvcking kidding me right now? Budweiser king of the match is what counts not some bullshit website that didn't even watch the match

Hazard was man of the match... y'all should fvcking deal with it...salty mufvckers

Thats apari raumdeuter for you, welcome to his terrible world.

TLona1:
There's no L as big as Ansu Fati having more goals than Hazard this season.

Let Hazard not score and keep compiling take ons and dancing shakushaku. I trust the Madrid fans in Spain to begin their harsh criticisms real soon.

Madrid didn't spend 100 million to be watching shakushaku dance.

Laliga likes shakushaku then.

eph12:
Wahala ti e niyen

When you shekpites were in my mention counting eph1-20, you didn't cry out to your fore fathers, you're now weeping here. You didn't know this day will come abi? Better hang your citadel of L on your neck

Eph12 is your moniker, i never claimed any citadel.


Last season, it was eph12/2, you should be happy with upgrades.

SkimpleD:
Lmao. Dude was so smallish eeh.

Imagine say Pogba come dey! He for just carry the boy for back dey run for midfield

There was a moment he went to mark Maguire, the sluggish slab-head, nearly snapped his neck after passing the ball.

eph12:
Airmark taught you this one in his citadel too? It's finished

Oga, this citadel nonsense is getting boring. I thought you were sensible like all Ephraims i had encountered, so wrong.

eph12:
You're just too stubborn for my liking. You no dey tire to beat chest? Same thing you said after we nack you 4 kondo. Rest small na

Let your 'liking' take your team from no. 7, to the deserved no. 6 on the table first.

Leyqute:
No be so you fumble for this last game? Didn’t it end in tears? 4 - nuts and 2-1.

Yet now you are looking forward to another rapping. Which kain olosho una be sef?

You be Igbo?

After listening to Lampard before the match, i knew you had a chance. Ole knew his job was on the line he had to ignore the Ching chongs in your team. That you even struggled to nick it, is supposed to be a concern.

I know you guys will return to that wailing mode soon.

Leyqute:
I prefer knacking Chelsea aka Rashford biatch home, away and in the bedroom.

You chopam for OT come chopam again for Stamford Bridge. This D no Dey taya you? You wan swim inside semen?

We will see how you win when we meet in the league.

Elekute like you, get sense stop repeating the same nonsense by the abortionist.

TLona1:
Still trying to figure out how a match ended 5-0 and a player with 0 goals and assists ended up being the MOTM.

More pains coming. You've never seen anything.

Leyqute:
Ngbo airmark na true say you swim from Coast to Coast through Red Sea to Sea of Galilee?

How good is your breaststroke?

I don't even know how to swim, the last time i tried it in a small pool, i nearly drowned at Ikogosi. Don't be as stupid as that abortionist.

Ngbo, between winning carabao and making top 4, which one do you prefer?

DeadPresidents:
Coast to coast?

Iz this Herrmark or Westlife??

So wack, he's only good in pulling out foetus, not bars.

larride:
You say what?

Even your renowned abortionist, afrodoc cant abort the dream of seeing your team finishing outside of first 4, this season.

elrony:
Similarity between you and Pharoah Rameses, apart from water na stubbornness.


Receive sense in Jah's holy name

MI, how did i make any noise before the match?

Why should i receive sense from a short red devil?

Lana1:
You just dey talk nonsense since. The only person exhibiting a show of shame here is you.

After making noise before the game, u don change tone to "You played our B team". "It's just Carabao cup".
You are yet to beat a top team this season but u dey talk about UCL qualification.

Abeg stop giving us flimsy shalaye and show some love to the Ls we have served you this season.

If you called my posts below ''making noise before the game'', then you need an urgent help.

airmark:


Instead of you to appreciate our kindness, you are beating your boneless chest, because Lampard promised to give chance to Guehi and other juveniles.

airmark:
Your team should easily beat this Chelsea.

donjazet:
At this point, we're not 100% sure of UCL qualification ourselves, there is nothing wrong in taking this "small cup" seriously.
Chelsea's strength over the seasons have always been our penchant for winning trophies no matter how bad our season is, these small cups do help when the league and UCL is out of reach. Because truthfully the EFL cup and FA cup are the logical chances we have at a trophy this season.

The competition is tougher, we don't have a long squad to gamble Carabao for bigger challenges. If the tackle made by McTominay had sent Kovacic to join Kante in the clinic, who will be helping Jorginho in coming fixtures?.

You would have had a point if Lampard started with the complete squad and got beat. Gilmour and Fraudiola's reject, Caballero won't be starting crucial matches, so let it go.

donjazet:
But that's what I've been saying since and getting trashed for. I have been advocating for accurate perspective when it comes to the team, which led to my being called a negative energy.

And most importantly, Lampard should not be immune to criticism when he makes a mistake, unless you chose to be blind to those mistakes. While praising his good progress, there is nothing wrong with constructive criticism.

Many teams rotate teams and still win, one thing Lampard has shown his adeptness at doing was to tweak his formation according to our opponents faced, so why not yesterday? If he had used the 3-5-2 or 3-4-3 formation yesterday like he did against wolves or Lille, we would have matched man-u in midfield and created better chances than we did.

You may call this a small cup but it's still a cup nonetheless, if the scummies finish 11th and win the "small cup", and we go trophyless, they might be adjudged to have had a better season than us for winning something, just saying.

Anyways, yesterdays loss doesn't take away Frank's magnificent work so far but when he makes a mistake, it's okay to mildly criticize.

You are right, scummies like eph12, leyqute, afrodoc2, oasis007, lana1, larride will prefer Carabao to UCL qualification. I'm 100% sure, coogar of blessed memory and patricmufc will not join them in the dance of shame.

afrodoc2:
He is overzealous and picky donkey-stubborn.

Shameless D&C doctor, those innocent souls you aborted are coming for you soon.

Coogar needs to come and expose you more.

lordfalcao:
when he was scoring against the likes of EUR teams that can't make 5 complete passes without making mistakes, you didn't let us rest.


Tell us now is he still relapsing

Ronaldo also scored an own goal before, so he was useless. Must you back every foolish view of your mentor? E be like say raumdeuter don use your brain do ritual.

digz:
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Smh....f00lishness it's in you, and I'm in no way surprised or disappointed because you are the ancient of dullness/f00lishness.

You dull yesterday, dull today and go dull tomorrow!

Eph12 will even be dull in heaven, if he makes it.

Emaprince:
Na alonso I blame for this nonsense. We were playing these guys. The only choked the middle..and were all tracking back always. The non threatening move into our box saw Alonso handing the an undeserved penalty. The ediot should have allowed the manure guy to run with the ball. Nothing will come out of it.

The next Goa was freekick. So its not like they outplayed and split our defence to score.

Thank you. That Alonso should be playing his last season in Chelsea colours. He is a burden defensively.

I prefer to do well in epl and ucl, than to get key players injured in Carabao cup. Once he confirmed that rotation in his pre-match presser, i didn't expect much. We have more important fixtures to focus on in coming days.

raumdeuter:
How is Romero better than Cabalero? Both are not good enough to make first team for their clubs

Who is better between the two?

I won't be surprised if you rate Willy Agbonivbare higher than Alloy Agu.

raumdeuter:
Common sense should tell you that both of them are reserve keepers

Common sense should have told you Romero is better than Caballero.

lordfalcao:
Airmark come and tell us why we haven't been receiving belotti alert in two weeks now

Ask your mentor. Mumu.

afrodoc2:
That one get sense? He is a house husband if you don't know.

He talk say he wan go learn coaching next year. E be like say him wife don lahun for the guy.

D&C doctor, you should go and confess your sins at RCCG or Synagogue church. Wicked soul.