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funlord:
Actually boozing and engaging in fagbo culture with a few shekpe fans right now.....everybody don forget who win but instead we all don enter matrix mode!

Congrats to the blue gbeffs!

Can you still locate Crunch cafe very close to you with all the bruises on your body? All drinks on the owner like i told you earlier.

Amala is also available.

spartacus11:
How we go do morata

Aspas, Rodrigo and Costa may be preferred to him in Russia. Bad period for him.

lordfalcao:
give us GIFs of rudiger delivering in Finals and stopping tricky EPL wingers

He didn't stop Rashford, courtois did when he was caught napping. He had a good game, so go and sleep.

lordfalcao:
airmark shall we begin ??

Begin wetin? Polling booth award according to your mentor, raumdeuter.

Rudiger has refunded the money he took in capital one. Good.

lordfalcao:
Airmark swallow your pride and praise rudiger small na

He tried, he should not do nonsense later in the game. There's nothing like man of the half in my book. He should do it throughout the duration of the match.

The community defence is helping everyone too, including Cahill.

ChristineC:
3m that has already lived life like a candle in the wind.

With Bakayoko, you may be right.

chic2pimp:
You wan bet with Airmark?......For well over 2 years now, Him and Dayo don dey shout "Drop cash if hin sure for you", shishi dem never drop. Make we siddon dey look.

Oga let's bet, Ronaldo to start against Liverpool.

funlord:
You dey go? Make I chop Saturday fish on your head! Man united to win this game N10,000 flat! Them win I chop una win I pay you!

Cc: chic2pimp

The owner of that cafe put 3m on Chelsea to win, after the match go to Kubwa or any of his cafes to wipe your tears after the flogging.

larride:
Then he’s a very foolish man, sorry to say. I’d rather stake the money on Madrid winning the CL than this Match.

After 90 mins, you can ask your guy, funlord, to join him in his Crunch cafe, for free drinks.

larride:
Timbros the dreamer.

One lad in Abuja put #3m on Chelsea to win. After the match, he will be happy, you will not.

obainojazz:
airmark, call Raumdeuter make he come teach this people how to turn eba.

Dayo raumdeuter ngbo?

raumdeuter:
Has Lescalles been a regular at any time before unlike Luiz that was a regular and exiled for 2 years

The overdose of Ls that you have taken is doing you bad, Alexander-Arnold is going to the world cup as an uncapped.

Laumdeuter.

https://toons.artie.com/alphabet/ralph/arg-l-50.gif

Raumdeuter : 2 - 2 > 0

lordfalcao:
[s]rudiger is going to world cup.. an L for you.

Danilo is going to the world cup another L.

Meanwhile. Krychowack the solid mildfielder rejected.

David luiz: last seen two years ago.

Bonucci : N/A

Biggest L:

Belotti, he missed a sitter, Italy crashed!![/s]

How does this bring Lacasera to Russia, except naija players or fans smuggle it from Lagos?

diggz:
dunno if its true but I heard same thing....maybe nihilistjnr or airmark fit confirm if na true or not.

He is a Ghanaian bro. I have a cousin who told me when he released that hit, i thought he was from Canada.

Skimpledawg:
Let this news be true fess

''With so much attacking talent available there were always going to be casualties and Deschamps has preferred Ligue 1 stars Florian Thauvin and Nabil Fekir over Martial and Lacazette, who both had underwhelming Premier League campaigns.''

It's not by shouting Lacasera up and down, like shirtless boys selling drinks on Lagos highways.

diggz:
Walahi I have had this particular song on repeat for the past 30mins now.... The song just helped me to finish the work that I have been foot dragging on..... dope music

Man don't dance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV57sz3_UKo

Unlimited22:
I heard Lacasera didn't make the France squad.

Lordfalcao, over to you.

raumdeuter:
The defender you claimed would be disgraced this season made the OPTA stats best 11.

Massive L

You are ridiculous, you will soon bring list from Ogbomosho vanguard. I saw one Lascelles in your stupid opta toty. What country will he be representing at the world cup? You need help.

elrony:
How will he take an L when it's not the Official PL team of the season?

I'm wondering bro. He is desperate not to get immersed alone in the pool of Ls he's found himself in.

raumdeuter:
This is the most senseless drivel anyone has posted on the internet in recent time. You showed one save. Is it Bravo that didnt make one save?

I showed one save? Are you ok?

raumdeuter:
No be Bravo dey save their penalties this season

Which Bravo? Is everything ok at home? Was it Bravo that saved Aubameyang's pk? You need a rest.

raumdeuter:
When Ederson and Bravo were behind the same defence line, they saved at the same rate

Saved at the same rate, with Bravo playing just three league matches against Brighton and a numerically disadvantaged liverpool? Where is sense in this?

raumdeuter:
On youtube every keeper has highlight reel of saves. Below is for Bravo so what ddoes it prove

It proves that despite his edited youtube videos, he was so poor to ederson that he could only play 3 league matches after. One he came in because of ederson's injury, the other two after the league has been won.

Fraudiola bought Ederson, to replace woeful Bravo. Only fools wouldn't see the it.

elrony:
Wait sef,

Where's Daddy Raumdeuter sidechic Blueangel444?

The oringo no last abi na wetin?

Cc:
Diggz
ToyinDipo
Leyqute
Airmark

All board brethren

Thunder will soon locate that one. Search for reddevil666.

raumdeuter:
This is where your poor education always shines through, why should we compare Ederson of 2018 to Brao of 2017 when they didnt have the same defence in front of them, In 2018 both have the same defence in front of them and their save rate was similar

And their coach used one more than the other. Mumu, i compared their stats to expose the lie you told about Ederson being on holiday from shots, in order to downgrade his efforts.

When your man Bravo came to keep his only ucl game of the season, he conceded two goals and city lost. Look at his reflex that looks like a pregnant woman's below. Without Ederson, City would have conceded more goals with Bravo.

https://j.gifs.com/Jq9ZEy.gif

Ederson's saves


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_K1X5nbRaE

Wingback ko, wingfront ni. Oponu apari.

raumdeuter:
[s]In their number of saves statistically there was very little difference

This season Bravo with the same defence was making saves at the rate of 1 save every 56mins in the league
This season Ederson with the same defence was making saves at the rate of 1 save every 55mins in the league

It shows that City conceded less chances last season than this season and when they concede less chances they make the same number of saves[/s]

Stop bringing useless stats here, using minutes to cover the useless keeper. Bravo only played 3 epl matches against Brighton, Southampton and struggling pool that had Mane carded earlier in the first half. Did they even give him a medal for his efforts?

You said Ederson didnt see many shots, yet he got more saves and catches and conceded lesser goals than Bravo in 2016/2017. The only ucl match Bravo kept, he conceded two goals against Bassel.

Were there improvements in city's goalkeeping department? Answer that and stop typing useless lines.

https://i.imgur.com/5RN2525.jpg

diggz:
we are not interested in tactics sir! We are interested in the gigantic money city spent on fullbacks alone before your god could smell the PL. I mean....if half of the PL teams could spend that much on fullbacks like your fraud did...I am certain he will still be playing catch up to relegated stoke city by now

Even in the video he posted, Fraudiola confirmed that they spent massively to achieve the feat.

raumdeuter:
[s]Anyone will be a good replacement compared to Luiz even you. If Rudiger, Christensen and co can bench Luiz comfortably then anyone can




How many saves did Ederson make then entire season ? Go and look at the chart of stats Nihilist posted and see how many shots Ederson faced. DDG for example saved more shots than Ederson faced. Simple minded people like you wont realize that part of Guardiolas tactics is to reduce the amount of shots his keeper gets to face by improving the alertness of the on field players and increase the work load of the full backs. Ederson faced 80 shots in the entire season.

Once again go and look at the stats of shots faced by the keepers in the league dont just open your eyes like halogen lamp for nothing[/s]

This is irrelevant as Bravo was woeful, penultimate season and conceded many silly goals. Did his replacement with Ederson, upgrade the goalkeeping department of the team? That's the salient question you should answer and not tell us stupid stories.

You can as well go and compare the number of saves and catches Ederson had and that of Bravo in 2016/2017, to know why Fraudiola permanently relegated him for the Brazilian. You should cover your face in shame.

Fraudiola himself confirmed that the epl triumph was as a result of their huge investments, not only about wingbacks nonsense you are talking about.

raumdeuter:
[s]Brazil will rather call up Fagner than include the useless David Luiz who disgraced the entire nation last time around.

Luiz thinks wailing and apologizing on national tv will help but no Brazil knows not to give a failure like Luiz another chance.

He was chased with his Fred Jo and co[/s]

Brazil have good replacements for him, unlike Germany who have a camel called ulriech as Neuer's replacement.

Roland17:
I watched the video and it was interesting.

Basically, Pep clutters the middle with his wing backs who are ball players, who also have the speed to support wide players when city goes wide. However, I still think they are vulnerable with this tactics on the counter and opposing coaches who observed what I saw should be working on it.

This is because, When City moves the ball deep into the wings with Sterling and Walker or Sane and Delph, there is an open spot on both ends of the field, right behind the edge of the box where KDB/ Silva are positioned. Both players lack pace and that space can be exploited during counter attacks with fast forwards or a single pass.

Their huge loss against Liverpool, confirms your submission.

The Fraudiola also confirmed that they won the league because they invested massively on quality players, not because of just the wing backs. Bravo might have conceded more goals than Ederson. Raumdeuter will not look into that, but will be saying nonsense about the full backs that failed to stop Sallah, when it mattered most.

raumdeuter:
Neuer was injured for over 7 months and was selected for the world cup but a useless player who has only played 73 mins in 3 years is blaming injury. Do you have a brain to use

Neuer is back and fit to replace the farmers, they call his replacements. Luiz is not fit to play yet and Brazil is with good replacements, so no need to gamble on a player with a knee injury. Is that difficult for your brain to decode?

raumdeuter:
[s]when a player of a top club plays only 75 mins in 2 years for national team while others are getting called that's exile.

If diggz has a babe that he has only visited once in 2 years, that's no longer a side chic, that is an abandoned property

Before injury when he was playing actively last season did they invite him?[/s] Neuer has been injured for over 8 months he's still invited. But the 2 left legged PlayStation player at the first opportinuty Brazil dumped him like a bad habit

The fact is, he was ever exiled from the national team for over a year, you lied.

Neuer had a metatarsal injury and was even scheduled to return last January. He has started full training and after seeing the farmer in ulreich, against madrid, and lack of quality replacement, no option than to call Neuer back for the world cup. Use your brain bro.

raumdeuter:
[s]Sit down on top ratings. When your hidden is running 40yards to effectively cover 3 meters[/s]

Have you exhausted your reserves?

raumdeuter:
[s]See the gif sef,

Total distance covered 40 meters
Distance towards opponent goal 2 yards

A player got the ball from say 30 yards to the athletico goal, ran and danced for 40 meters, at the end still 27 yards from athletico goal post.

That's the type of unproductive play hazard does every time that tools like you will be hailing

Oga ibime mathematician abeg epp us do the math.
30 yard from goal, run 35 yards ended 27 yards from goal

Even olamide dey change position during shakushaku[/s]

First leg:
https://i.imgur.com/Zkmj7V7.jpg

Second leg:

https://i.imgur.com/K9Byzip.jpg

If you have any of your other reliable sites, not named Ogbomosho Guardian newspaper, that rated Griezmann above Hazard in both legs, you are free to post it here. Apari oshi.

raumdeuter:
Luiz played 73 mins in 2 calendar years of football, that's exile type stats

Stupidity in full glare. Immediately you step into a territory you are exiled from, the exile ends. Feyingbole school product.

raumdeuter:
Luiz expelled from national team, boateng injured still included in the national team for the world cup

L airmark hold this one on behalf of your David Luiz crew

Mumu, Kocielny has hope then and Chamberlain should have been called up too.

A player that last played football, more than 2 months ago due to knee injury, is who you want to be called? All injuries are the same and take same healing periods, in your foolish eyes.

Boathand has harmstring problem, which could heal up in few weeks, while Luiz suffered a knee injury, something Conte called a big inflammation, which no one knows when it could heal up. It's embarrassing that you couldn't make a sensible conclusion from the two situations.

raumdeuter:
Oponu
When they met Griezmann scored 1 goal though penalty, hazard no goal. That was what happened

This season Griezmann 29 goals 15 assists all competition

Hazard ensured that Griezmann and his mates were relegated to yorupa when both met. The goal that finally condemned Griezmann to yorupa, was deflected off the boot of Hazard.

This summarised how Griezmann and his team couldn't find the right answer to Hazard.

[img]https:///media/9-27-2017/sdwwJX.gif[/img]

raumdeuter:
[s]Arindin, If you play 75mins in 2yrs for your NT you have simply been disowned.

Bundesliga never claimed to be best league in Europe it was EPL that made those claims and cannot back it with trophies[/s]

Luiz played less than a year ago for Brazil. Go and find out the meaning of 'exile' first and stop disgracing yourself, using words wrongly like an illiterate.

raumdeuter:
Luiz has been exiled from Brazil for over a year