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it will not be well with buhari..

News like this always remind us that sooner or later, we shall kiss the dust. We came from dust and we shall return to it.
It also remind me to always learn to live every second as though it is the last because nobody knows when the time shall come.
Repentance is passed when the life is gone.

rip to the dead.

I still remember that day. The memory of what happened still scars my flesh to this day.
As i walked down the lonely street that night, two hooded men - both wielding knives - appeared from nowhere and blocked my path.
"Give it to us", the huge, muscular guy commanded, stretching his hand.
"But I cant", I replied, squeezing my bag tightly to my chest like a pillow.
"Give us the goddamn package" he thundered. I could sense the impatience in his voice.
"No, I cant" I answered back.
He lunged towards me with his knife. I tried to dodge but he was too quick . His blade cut through my flesh and I began bleeding.
I fell to the ground but managed to escape through the opening under his legs as he stood above me figuring where to stab me next before collecting the package inside my bag.
As I staggered home all soaked in blood, I received a text from the General.
"Is the package secure?"
I looked inside my bag and smiled. "Package secure sir. All ffucks are in place... No single fffuck given to the enemy"

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Everyone deserves to be happy in this vain world
I am happy for them...
The smile on his face is priceless...
JJC truly married a wife......

May God bless ur marriage and ur womb also jenifa.

NCAN reporting live from Abuja....
case of fraud commited..

Name: seun edegbe
Tribe: Afonja

yoloba ppl and fraud are like indomie and Egg..Haba!!!! he should stay there for a year or two,by the time dem give am watery beans morning and night,Nobody will tell him to be HumBleD...

With your nose ring,, tongue ring and nipple ring,, how can i like u?? i can never like someone that can boast for Africa..

i can't like someone who made 3 housemates get evicted.. I have told you to fast and pray,, you're here talking about Efe that hes down to earth,i guess u are up to private jet...#iranu..Oya go and pack your bags and prepare for Sunday's journey..

#Efe_for_the_money
#TeamEfe

.I use to tink our politicians were super humans...
Bt afta i saw their wrestling skills
Their climbing skills nd dis video...
I give up... D only difference between us is their Bank Alert...

This kind of ntooorr can be so painful?? It can make you hit your head against the wall..
It can so pain to the extent the person will just start jugging and heading to 3rd mainland bridge to jump inside the lagoon.

grow up kids.... shey una still dey suck mama nipple?

hm

LA click la Kolomental

kk

cc mynd44 lalasticlala seun

I am an Igbo guy,but based in ghana...came back to Nigeria September last year to rest for a while in ma fathers land...
One faithful day,December precisely,went for shopping at a popular Lagos market,Tradefair..behold,when coming back home,I met these whot scammers...first I saw ppl gathered,male and females,well dressed,I approached them to know what's happening their to know if its some sort of advertisement or something,when I got there,I wasn't myself spiritually and physically..I saw a lady who I presume is among the crew battling for a phone she claim she won..the man in charge gave her d fine when I approached,she didn't leave the scene...all of a sudden d man shuffled the card for d next person in line,I stayed watching(wasn't myself) then he pointed at me,I should pick a card, I neglected,he pushed me to do it for free,I opened a card n they a shouted I HV won 3k..so now to collect d 3k,I should bring 5k dem he will give me 8k,that that's how dey do it,me being foolish brought out the money n gave him..oya give me the 8k,him no gree,he faced d table,shuffled the card (I Neva told him to shuffle) he said I shud pick again,me not being in ma right senses did once again,they acclaimed I HV won 2k,this time, I shud bring 4k,then he will give me 14k..hmm..I was nervous, I gave him..oya my money, he den said lastly,I should bring all my items out,what am holding..that I should be sincere,that I shud just put all ma money n gadget on the table,he sees it den I keep it back,den he gives me my money,I wasn't myself,I brought all out,he took it,lastly he shuffled,I said m nt picking,they all forced me..behold,I picked n he said I hv lost all my properties..lol..very strange.. I begged him,he den said I should tell my self that GOD Will punish ME,and den I should jump 20times,after everything,he just gave me my fone and 200naira for transport...leaving my fone,30k,chain,watch n all with dem..I got to d bus,my eyes opened,I screamed..told d passengers d story and dey said they r spiritual,and even police knows about them,so fighting them is a waste of time....Dear nairalanders,be careful..we r in d end time.
sorry for the typos.
thanks for reading.
Cc lalasticlala
cc mynd44
cc seun

oh lord,the miracle u did for goodluck during yaradua regime,do the same for osibanjo..

welcome back....we r 2geda in dis recession...

lol..Buhari has turned into a Santa Claus who lives in Grotto (London). We'll have to be going there to see him one by one.

Endtime

my jah is no human...he's a God of impossibility.... truly there's always light at the end of d tunnel..

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.Live in UK...20 injections remaining..

wetin sonsign me..
nairalanders,due to the persistence demand of ppl anxious to know about buhari's health,i HV decided to visit him at London...he will soon b back..20 injections remaining.
thanks

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Buhari is currently fighting corruption in the land of the dead.

hmmm.....two risky jobs... not advicable...
HML although

oh Lord, what sin has Nigeria commited to deserve all this....I am tired of this country.
infact am am leaving this country to ondo state..

poverty na bastard...

ok

cc lalasticlala seun mynd44

been wondering for a while now...
the scripture made us to understand that the first human living creature in the world is Adam and eve..scripture made us to understand that eve was formed through adams rib,along d line,dey ate the forbidden fruit after being tempted by devil and got punished by God for their wrongs..further more..they gave birth to children..Cain,Abel,Seth,awan, n azuna...this is where I got confused about how billions of ppl in the world were formed through the first supposed creature Adam and eve.they gave birth to children, some say brothers and sisters married themselves back den,so if Cain and Seth supposed got married(brother and sister) and gave birth to Enoch n d rest then it simply means,there's a blood link between everyone,we r all brothers n sisters by blood not by nature,and also,thought the bible is against inscest,why wasn't the generation of Adam and eve wiped out..was there another set of human creature the bible didn't mention?how was billions of ppl in d world formed...
all this thought of existence makes me confused..

that was how I saw a keke with the inscription "never trust a woman" then I had the feeling maybe that guy once had a range Rover!!!Lmao