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Jokes Etc / Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ajaqueen: 7:51pm On Jan 04, 2015
Mummy, will I hv a moustache in my armpit when I grow up just like u?
Mummy, I hope my breasts will be flat just like urs wen I grow up
Mummy why does Nas (brother) pee standing? It's very disgusting!
Girl- mummy will I hv children when I grow up?
Mummy- yes dear
Girl- hw will I hv them?
Mummy- God will give them to u
Girl- u mean I will hv them in my stomach just like u?
Mummy (a bit hesitant now)-yes dear
Girl(thinking seriously)-hw will they get there?
Mummy-God will mail them into ur stomach!
Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Ajaqueen: 6:12am On Dec 06, 2013
Hhhhmmm, na wa oh!
Family / Re: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by Ajaqueen: 8:31am On Aug 13, 2013
I know women can be harsh when mad/angry but hmmm men these days hv worse dan gutter mouths, hv heard one say
u r not d sweetest p***y even indis compound,
I slept wiv our 15 yr old maid bcz she is slimmer nd tighter
, I curse d day I got u pregnant (I wonder hw dat child will grow up sanely considering the curse by his own father from the womb),
I will kill u,
I will throw us off this 3rd mainland bridge,
fk u biatch!,
u r not civilised,

plenty tins sha. So in this case what does the woman do?

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