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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by wizman11(m): 4:16pm On Jan 04, 2015
TrishaP:
Your gender says Male
spot on
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by simdam500(m): 5:20pm On Jan 04, 2015
folabayo1: What's hillarious about dis stupid post nw, Hisss...

ma, why do u like to be vexing?
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by simdam500(m): 5:21pm On Jan 04, 2015
is mummy your name?
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by folabayo1(f): 5:50pm On Jan 04, 2015
simdam500:


ma, why do u like to be vexing?
vex ke nooooo. Jes sharing my opinion
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by simdam500(m): 6:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
folabayo1: vex ke nooooo. Jes sharing my opinion
smiley
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ajaqueen: 7:51pm On Jan 04, 2015
Mummy, will I hv a moustache in my armpit when I grow up just like u?
Mummy, I hope my breasts will be flat just like urs wen I grow up
Mummy why does Nas (brother) pee standing? It's very disgusting!
Girl- mummy will I hv children when I grow up?
Mummy- yes dear
Girl- hw will I hv them?
Mummy- God will give them to u
Girl- u mean I will hv them in my stomach just like u?
Mummy (a bit hesitant now)-yes dear
Girl(thinking seriously)-hw will they get there?
Mummy-God will mail them into ur stomach!
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by hfinest1(m): 10:49am On Jan 05, 2015
wen i was a lil kid , i asked my mum how babies are born and she said, there's a food dat wen u eat, ur belly swell and den wen u go to toilet u shit out a baby... was so funny...
wen i entered ss1 and read reproductive system in modern biology, i knew all about s*x, its well explained in dat textbook...

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