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gaskiya what you did was bad.


he is always mad at you because you go extra mile to get money that you take care of him and his boy.but if you also maintain what you have and he also see that you are managing he will man up.

they only know how to collect,80% of them will never ask you how you get your money.

i give babe my montly allawance and hungry wa kill me for that month.



i no go forget am

A Chinese bride mistakenly had séx with her new husband's groomsman, after she had jumped into the wrong béd.

According to reports by Chinese media, Huang, the bride, during the night went out for bathroom located outhouse and then entered the wrong room on her return.

When the woman woke up she realized what had happened. She ran through the house yelling for help and accusing the groomsman of ráping.

It was decided by everyone that the groomsman Ruan should pay the newlywed couple 20,000 yuan.

Meanwhile Ruan resposnded that he wasn't the one who had done something wrong adding that he had no money.

The couple later took the matter to police, but a county-level court ruled that the groomsman was not guilty of rápe.

Source: Times Of India

Nollywood actress, Mina Horsefall recently opens up on what she describes as the worst betrayal of her life.

In an interview with Encomium magazine this week, she talks about how her boyfriend (now ex) who she dated for two years, and her cousin, utterly betrayed her and broke her heart.

She reveals that she still has not gotten over the betrayal and that she does not think she will ever forgive both of them.



Hear her:

"My first cousin and my ex betrayed me. The whole story is complicated. She dated my boyfriend and married him. I had no idea what was going on until they were about to get married because she was pregnant for him. I did not introduce him to her. She knew him. He was my Uncle's best man and we were in the bridal train. He met us together and went after me. We had a relationship for some years, two years at a stretch, then it became off and on and all those times she knew. She was even engaged to someone else at the time. Unknown to me she 'worked' her NYSC down to Lagos to have my boyfriend. She was living with him and it didn't make any sense to me. Until later on, I found out they were getting married. What pained me most and the worst part of it was when I got to hear about it and confronted him, he said he can never do anything with my sister.and there you are getting her pregnant and marrying her. It got all messed up. This happened in September 2012. I haven't forgiven them. I don't think I ever will"

What do you think of her story? Have you ever experience such betrayal or know anyone else who has? Do you have any advice for her?

From the second you get turned on to that awesome after-séx glow, your body is doing some amazing things to make sure you experience major pleasure. But we're willing to bet you're not aware of any of this as it's happening. Well, prepare to have your mind blown by the impressive feats that happen while you're busy getting busy.



You find everything séxy
Sure, you know the basic things that get you raring to go (firemen, Ryan Gosling), but you might be turned on by a lot more than you think. Researchers from Queens University in Kingston, Ontario found that even though straight women reported only feeling aroused by men, their measures of physiological arousal (like váginal blood flow) told a different story. Most women in the study were aroused by every séxual stimuli they saw (nudé male and female bodies, heteroséxual and homoséxual séx, even animal seéx), while men's arousal was much more predictable. The bottom line: Women have the ability to get turned on by a much broader range of situations.

You're not easily grossed out
There's a reason that you're less fazed by something like sweat or weird smells when you're having séx. When you're aroused, you're less likely to view gross things as being disgusting, according to a study published in the online journal PLOS One. So that explains why you're willing to put up with just-woke-up breath for the sake of morning séx.

Your brain notices every touch
There's way more going on up there than you might think. Researchers at Rutgers University used fMRI scanners to see exactly what happens in your brain when you're aroused. They found that different brain regions were activated in response to stimulation of the vagína, cervíx, clitorís, and nipplés. And because your mind is pretty crucial for arousal, stimulating several of these areas at once can lead to an even more explosive finish.

You get bigger where it counts
When you're arouséd, your vagína literally expands to make room for your guy. The length of your vagína starts out around 3 inches--which is why it might seem pretty shallow when you're just putting in a tampon--but as you get aroused, your uterus is pulled up, lengthening the vagínal wall to around 5 inches or so, says Debby Herbenick, PhD, author of Because It Feels Good. And if you're with a particularly well-endowed guy, your uterus may get pushed back a bit farther, allowing for even more room.



You feel less pain
There's a reason that things like nibbling or hair pulling don't hurt as much while you're getting it on. Your pain threshold can increase significantly during arousal, according to a study published in the Journal of Séx Research. While this might make pénetration more comfortable, Herbenick warns that there could be a downside: "Some people say that they've hurt themselves and didn't realize it until after séx."

Your girls go through changes
The next time you're getting busy, take a second to check out your chest. As a result of increased blood flow to the area, you'll probably notice that your nipplés are eréct and a little darker in color than usual. Plus, previous research shows that some women's bréasts swell during arousal and can actually increase in size.

Your body starts blushing
Studies show that your facial and body temperature increases during séxual arousal, which explains why your face and chest might get a little red when you're having séx. Plus the increased blood flow and heart rate causes a "séx flush" in some people, which appears as a red or pinkish rash on your chest that goes away after arousal subsides.

Your mind chills out
If it seems like your brain turns to mush during an órgasm, you're kind of right. The amygdala, the part of the brain involved in fear and anxiety, essentially shuts down when women have an órgasm, according to a study from the University of Groningen in the Netherlands. Even the body movements you make during órgasm are totally unconscious, according to brain scans.



Your muscles have a mind of their own
During órgasm, your body experiences a period of myotonia--or muscle spasms--due to the activation of the vagínal muscles, according to studies by pioneering séx researchers William Masters and Virginia Johnson. This causes the muscles in your legs, arm, neck, abdomen, and face to tense up. At the same time, involuntary vagínal contractions happen at regular intervals. Researchers still aren't sure why these spasms occur and why some women don't experience them at all.

Your bladder goes on hold
When you órgasm, your body releases an antidiuretic hormone, which is why you may not be able to pee right after séx, says Herbenick. Just don't put off hitting the bathroom too long--experts advise going after séx to help prevent UTIs.

United States, Texas -- A mom is facing assault charges after nearly pulling off her six-year-old son's genitals during a fit of rage and then trying to repair his wound with superglue.

Jennifer Marie Vargas, 34, is a civilian living at Joint Base San Antonio-Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio, Texas, where the boy's father is in the Army. She was arrested on Wednesday and has been charged by the FBI with an assault resulting in serious bodily injury. Vargas remains in custody pending a bail hearing, and faces up to 10 years in prison.

The incident happened on September 27 at the family's home at the military base.

Prosecutors say the father returned home from work and found his injured son crying in his bedroom. The father noticed bloody tissue in the boy's underwear and the severe injury to his scrotum. He took his son to the medical center, where doctors found that the boy had a four centimeters long laceration to his scrotum and bruising to his penis area.

The boy is currently recovering from surgery and remains in his father's custody.

Vargas admitted that she grabbed the boy by the scrotum and pulled him to her as hard as she could, thereby ripping his "sack" and causing a laceration.

Vargas told FBI agents that she cleaned the wound with alcohol and then tried to fix it with superglue. She applied superglue to the boy's scrotum until the bleeding stopped, stuffed his underwear with paper towels, and then told him to go to bed. She did not seek any type of medical treatment for the child.

Vargas was not charged until now because the matter still was under investigation.

Source: Dailymail

A 35-year-old woman has told how she has never felt séxually attracted to men or women.

Julie Sondra Decker from Tampa, Florida, revealed that she started describing herself as 'nonséxual' at the age of 15 and when she became aware of the term 'aséxual', she changed it.

The outgoing blonde says that she's had more offers of séx than she 'wants to count' over the years but, 'without the feelings that usually go with that sort of thing, it's kind of gross.'

The writer, who lives alone in a two-bedroom apartment, states that she is not interested in dating or pursuing a domestic partner.

'I have very close friendships but don't want a significant other. I don't want to find another aséxual to be roommates with.

'As far as I can tell I'll be happy being single my whole life.'

In a YouTube video, Miss Decker says that as a young teenager she kissed and cuddled both boys and girls.

But she concluded: 'I never found anything that floated my boat.'

She says that her family were convinced that she was a 'closet lesbian'.

Before she went to college her mother even took her to the doctors because she wasn't expressing 'normal' interest in the opposite séx.

Given the all-clear she carried on with her studies, graduating from the University of Florida in 2000 with a degree in elementary education and psychology.

She said despite there being more awareness about aséxuality today, it still remains largely misunderstood.

She's had male friends try and 'fix' her by kissing her against her will and many insist that she will 'wake up one day'.

Since opening up about being aséxual on the internet, via YouTube and her blog, Miss Decker says that she’s received death threats and been told by several commentators that she just needs a 'good raping.'

'When people hear that you're aséxual, some take that as a challenge,' she told the Huffington Post.

'We are perceived as not being fully human because séxual attraction and séxual relationships are seen as something alive, healthy people do.

'They think that you really want séx but just don't know it yet. For people who perform corrective rape, they believe that they're just waking us up and that we'll thank them for it later.'

Miss Decker says that aséxuality presents itself in many forms. Some people, while lacking séxual attraction to any gender, may engage in purely romantic relationships.

However, she defines herself as 'aromantic', meaning she does not have any romantic feelings either.

Professor Bogaert, an associate professor at Brock University in Ontario, Canada, suggests in his book Understanding Aséxuality, that around one per cent of the world's population - 70million people - are 'aséxual.

He believes that this demographic are 'under-studied' and that they can feel excluded from our 'very séxualised culture'.

Experts say a certain number of aséxuals may have always existed but are only now starting to 'come out' as society becomes more liberal.

To her ‘haters’, Miss Decker concludes: 'I'm not damaged, lonely or in need of a conversion because I'm not interested [in séx].'

She hopes to raise awareness about aséxuality through her writing and public speaking.

'[I want] people who feel similarly to know they're not alone.'



Source: Dailymail

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The crisis in Rivers State yesterday assumed new dimensions as it was revealed that the state police command has withdrawn the security details of two of Governor Rotimi Amaechi’s aides.

According to reports, the policemen deployed for the security of the Secretary to the State Government (SSG), George Feyii and the Chief of Staff, Government House, Port Harcourt, Tony Okocha have been ordered to vacate their duty posts.

However, the state police command has denied the allegations and said that there is no truth to them.

Leadership News reports:


LEADERSHIP FRIDAY gathered that no fewer than fifteen fully-armed policemen, acting on orders of the state commissioner of Police, Mbu Joseph Mbu, invaded the official residence of Okocha on Thursday evening to forcefully withdraw two policemen attached to him.

It was further gathered that the invading policemen were armed with a signal to withdraw all the policemen on escort and guard duties with Okocha and Feyii.

LEADERSHIP FRIDAY learnt that when the 15 policemen got to the official residence of the Chief of Staff, located opposite the Government House, Port Harcourt, they kept banging the gate, with everybody in the expansive premises held hostage, in a war-like situation.

In the confusion, the security personnel on guard duty at Okocha’s official residence had to move to a safe point in the compound, which made it impossible for the main gate to be immediately opened.

In a telephone interview with LEADERSHIP FRIDAY, Okocha said: “The Special Protection Unit (SPU) of the Nigeria Police in Rivers State assigned some policemen to my official residence and for escort, but Mbu has withdrawn them and those with the SSG. We are left with only one orderly each.

When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) in the state, Ahmed Mohammed said the allegation was untrue as the police has not invaded the residence of any political appointee in the Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi-led administration.

This is 100% true! My friend had been seeing this guy for about 3 months and things were going very well. Last week it was his birthday so she took him to the cinema, restaurant and afterwards they went back to his house to chill. While’s she was there, her stomach started to seriously hurt (diarrhea) so she went to the toilet and did her business. She phoned me to tell me what was happening and i started laughing so she hung up. After about 10mins, she phoned me again and said that there was a serious problem and that there was no toilet roll and the toilet wouldnt flush. By this time, i was rolling around on the floor laughing and then she started crying, so i told her to just tell him and she said that the bathroom smelt so bad that she couldnt and that she would think of something. About 2 hours later she phoned me from a different number and told me what happened. She said that she turned her phone off, used the towel in the bathroom then put it in the bath, put the toilet seat down and then climbed out of the window and ran to the bus stop. From there, she went home, had a shower then went to the shops to get herself a new sim card so that he couldnt contact her. So far, she hasnt bumped into him and he never went to her house so he doesnt know where she lives although he knows the area. What would you have done if you were in her situation?

This is a true story of a young woman who having lost her hands, didn't give up and made her dreams come true.

It was September 25, 2000. Maricel Apatan was an 11-year old girl in Zamboanga. On that day, this little girl went with her uncle to draw water.

On their way they met 4 men carrying long knives. They forced the girl's uncle to face down on the ground, hacked him on the neck and killed him.

Maricel was shocked, especially because of the fact that the men were their neighbors. She tried to escape, but the men followed her.

The girl was begging them not to kill her, but they were not listening. With a long knife, a man slashed her on the neck too.

Maricel fell to the ground and lost consciousness. When she woke up, she saw a lot of blood. She also saw the feet of the men around her, but she pretended to be dead.

As soon as they walked away, the little girl ran back home. But along the way, she saw that both her hands were falling off. Because the men hacked them too. She cried but she kept running.

She would fall and get up again in order to reach home.

Maricel finally made it. When the girl's mother saw her, she was terrified. She wrapped her bloodied child in a blanket and ran to the hospital.

The hospital was 12 km away from their house and it took 4 hours only to reach the highway.

The doctors were that the girl would. The surgery lasted 5 hours. It took 25 stitches to stitch together the long knife wound in her neck and back.



Maricel survived, but she lost both of her hands.

But the family tragedy was not over yet. When they got back home, they saw their it was gone. It was ransacked and burned down by the goons.

Being very poor, Maricel’s family couldn't pay for their hospital bills.

It was God who sent many angels along the way to help them.

A distant relative paid for hospital bills and helped them persecute the criminals. They were sentenced to prison.

Today, Maricel is staying with the nuns at Regina Rosarii with Sr. Eppie Brasil, O.P.

But this is the incredible miracle. Instead of staying down, Maricel kept running.

Instead of cursing God for not having hands, she now uses her wrists in incredible ways you will never believe in.

Maricel was cited as the most industrious, best in computer, and most courteous in the School for Crippled Children.

In 2008, she graduated from a course in Hotel and Restaurant Management with a Gold medal for Arts and Crafts.

In 2011, she finished her education to be a chef. Chef without hands.

Nothing can stop this young lady from making her dreams come true. True winners don't give up.
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An inmate who is currently serving a life prison sentence plus 30 years for murder and robbery, named Dexter Isaac has claimed responsibility for shooting Tupac Shakur in Manhattan’s Quad Studios in November 1994, setting off a chain reaction of violent reprisals that resulted in the eventual murder of both Shakur and the Notorious B.I.G., who was originally blamed for the assault. in his statement he said he was paid $2,500 for the shooting by James “Jimmy Henchman” Rosemond, a music industry figure who is now the CEO of Czar Entertainment and the manager of the Game.

In the statement, Isaac apologized to Tupac and Biggie’s families and said that he kept quiet until now because the statute of limitations for an assault charge has expired and he cannot be charged for the attack. Isaac also expressed regret for getting involved with Rosemond, whom he refers to as a “sucker.” Rosemond is currently a fugitive wanted by the DEA and federal marshals for his involvement with a cocaine trafficking operation.

began as the strange tale of an armed police officer, a married woman, and the mysterious whereabouts of the constable’s handgun.

When PC Shaun Jenkins snuck off duty to have séx with another man’s wife, he escaped dismissal in part because he never lost sight of his firearm.

The 9mm Glock pistol, he said, was attached to his trousers – which just happened to be around his ankles at the time.

Yet, amid all the ribald revelations, the woman at the heart of this tale has been overlooked. She has, understandably, remained silent, until now.

However, after reading the very public reports of what went on – or what supposedly went on – Ann-Marie Nurton has decided that it is time to come forward, and she is not what you might expect. Nor is the rather unsettling story she has to tell.

It’s clear the encounter had profound repercussions for Ann-Marie, a 33-year-old mother of four who was diagnosed with bipolar disorder shortly after the infamous tryst.

Taking up the story, Ann-Marie is clearly embarrassed. She was staying in Bargoed for the weekend with her mother when she texted PC Jenkins to see if there was any post to collect. He replied by text soon after.

‘It was late in the evening,’ she explains. ‘He said there was mail and could I go and pick it up.

I said I’d be down in a minute. I got another text that said, “Wéar something séxy.”

‘I replied, “Pardon?”

‘He said it was his mate messing around.’ At around 10pm, she says, she drove to her former home. ‘He was in uniform. He handed me the mail, asked me how I was, and that was it.’

Ann-Marie says she knew PC Jenkins as her landlord but they were not friends and had never before flirted with each other. However, when she got home she received another text.

‘It said, “You’re séxy, you’re pretty,” ’ Ann-Marie continues. ‘I just replied “thank you” but then we ended up texting until the early hours. He said how pretty I was, how skinny. I said he had a partner, but he said, “She’s not as pretty as you.” I felt special.’

For reasons that her later diagnosis might help explain, Ann-Marie felt vulnerable. ‘I was so depressed,’ she says. ‘I didn’t want my life any more. It sounds awful. I didn’t want to be a mum. I just sort of changed, as if I wasn’t Ann-Marie any more, I wasn’t married, I didn’t have children.

‘When he started texting, it was like he offered me a chance to be someone different.’ And so, fatefully, Ann-Marie agreed to meet PC Jenkins.

The bare facts of what happened the following day are indisputable. PC Jenkins was on patrol with a colleague when they spotted Ann-Marie.

They picked her up and drove to the three-bedroom terrace house she used to rent, whereupon Jenkins and Ann-Marie went inside through the back door.

Some 40 minutes later, they emerged, got into the car and the policemen dropped Ann-Marie near her mother’s house before continuing on patrol.

Ridden with guilt, Ann-Marie told her husband two weeks later, a confession which led to their divorce and saw them estranged for two years. Mark later complained to the police.

Sitting next to Ann-Marie on the sofa, Mark, a quiet, measured man, explains: ‘It was about six months afterwards. I didn’t have any agenda. I just thought it was wrong and I had to bring it to someone’s attention.’

When Ann-Marie tries to explain what happened that night, the story takes on a darker tone. ‘I can’t explain,’ she says, shaking her head. ‘It happened so fast. We walked in, I turned around and he started kissing me and undressing. We stopped kissing and I went into the living room to calm down. I was nervous.

‘I went back into the kitchen and he was stripped off, down to his pants and his socks, and he had his radio. He kissed me again. We went up the stairs and into the bedroom. And we had séxual intercoursé.’



By her own admission, she’s no intellectual but she is straightforward, willing to admit her actions no matter how much she regrets them or how embarrassing they may be. Did she go to the house for séx?

‘None of the texts said we’re meeting up for séx. Yes, they were of a séxual nature. He just asked me to meet up. I didn’t know it was like that – I didn’t know he was on duty.’

Ann-Marie is not trying to absolve herself. ‘I went there, didn’t I?’ she says. ‘It felt as though I couldn’t get out of it.

'I couldn’t say no, even though it was going through my head. It all happened so fast. I wasn’t expecting it to happen that way.

‘I’m lucky Mark has stood by me.’

Describing what happened next, Ann-Marie says flatly: ‘He finished. He went downstairs before I did because I took my clothes off upstairs. I dressed and came down.

'He was all dressed and ready to go. The car pulled up and he dropped me off where he had picked me up. I went home and had a bath, and he texted me and asked if I was OK. I said yes thanks, and went to sleep.’

She and Mark split up. In October 2010, after Mark complained, she was interviewed by the police about the incident.

She told the officer she blamed herself for going to the house but insisted she never intended to have séx.

Source: Dailymail


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book claiming to be the world’s first ‘gay bible’ has been published to coincide with the debate on same-séx marriageTitled the ‘Queen James Bible’, its editors claim that it is a re-working of the King James Bible translated in a way that ‘prevents homophobic misinterpretation of God’s Word’.

‘Homoséxuality was first overtly mentioned in the Bible in 1946 in the Revised Standard Version. There is no mention of or reference to homoséxuality in any Bible prior to this only interpretations have been made’, the book’s official website said.

KING V QUEEN: BIBLES COMPARED

Genesis 19:5 (King James) ‘And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.’

Genesis 19:5 (Queen James) ‘And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and humiliate them’

Timothy 1:10 (King James) ‘For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine’

Timothy 1:10 (Queen James) ‘For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine’



Jude 1:7 (King James)’ ‘Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire’

Jude 1:7 (Queen James) ‘Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after nonhuman flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire’

The publication, printed and bound in the U.S. is timed to coincide with the current debate over same-séx marriage. The sales pitch on the website says: ‘You cant choose your séxuality, but you can choose Jesus. Now you can choose a Bible, too’. The book is on sale online but does not advertise its origins, with no specific publisher, editor or translator listed by name on it’s offical website. ‘God’ is listed as the author and ‘Jesus Christ’ a contributor.

Douglas J. Moo, Wessner Chair of Biblical Studies at Wheaton College and a professional Bible translator, told The Christian Post that the Queen James editors’ assessment of past translations is not entirely accurate.

‘Few, if any English translations use the actual words ‘homoséxuality’ or ‘homoséxual.’ But the history of English translation shows that versions have consistently used other language to refer to what we would call homoséxual relationships’, said Mr Moo.‘For instance, the King James Version of Romans 1:27 refers to ‘men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly. ‘It would be very difficult to deny that this language, and the language found in many other places in both the OT and the NT, refers to homoséxuality.’

A Vicar in New Zealand, meanwhile, has caused outrage by putting up a poster outside his church in Auckland, New Zealand, that claims Jesus was gay. ‘It’s Christmas. Time for Jesus to come out’, the sign proclaims, with an image of baby Jesus as a toddler in a manger, surrounded by a rainbow halo.

Reverend Glynn Cardy of St Matthew in the City church, said that, as homoséxuality was not a word until the 1800s, any mention of it in the Bible or other documents would have mistranslations. He points out that there is no indication about Jesus’s séxuality: ‘The fact is we don’t know what his séxual orientation was.’

His attempts at challenging the status quo were defended by fellow Reverend Clay Nelson who said the billboard tried to humanise Jesus by getting people to think about the challenges he would have had growing up.

He added: ‘Some scholars have tried to make the case that he might have been gay. ‘But it is all conjécture. Maybe gay, maybe not. Does it matter? ‘There is almost nothing in the record of his teachings about séxuality while there is plenty about the perils of being rich.

Certainly he always supported the marginalised in society.’

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Recuperating Governor Danbaba Suntai of Taraba State shook off officialdom yesterday.

He drove out of Government House Jalingo to go fishing.

The hunting ground was his fish pond located near the School of Nursing at Jalingo Bye-pass in the state capital.

Suntai, wearing a grey sports suit, was accompanied by members of his family, security agents, friends, aides and newsmen.

Among them were his wife, Hauwa; their twin children, his younger brother Babangida Suntai; Senior Special Assistant (SSA) on Media and Publicity, Mr. Sylvanus Giwa, and Chief Press Secretary, Alhaji Hassan Mijinyawa.

His over one hour expedition, however, yielded no catch.

The governor jokingly said the fish cheated on him.

“Kifin sun chuche ni, dun sun liga su chi abichi,” he said in Hausa, meaning: “the fish cheated on me because they are already fed.”

On arrival at the pond, Suntai asked the farm manager to give him the fish feeds, which he threw into the pond for the fish to show up.

The farm manager also brought him a hook and line and an earthworm which he used as bait.

The fish refused to go for the bait, sending the small audience into laughter.

Hauwa intermittently teased her husband about his inability to make a catch.

At a point, Hauwa herself almost fell into the pond after slipping at the edge of the pond.

Now it was the turn of the governor to tease her.

He said: “If you fall into the water I will fish you out.”

The governor’s failed effort made one of the security men laugh with Suntai telling him to return home if he could not be quiet.

“Noise scares fish,” he said.

Hauwa reminded him that the species of fish in that pond were brought from Indonesia when the governor travelled with former President Olusegun Obasanjo.

Suntai left the pond with a promise to return in a few days, this time to catch as many of the fish as possible.

There were jubilations on the streets of Jalingo and other towns in the state when the video clip of the governor’s fishing expedition was aired on local television.

The governor’s health appeared to have improved significantly as he entered the red Range Rover Sports HSC, which conveyed him to the fish farm unaided.

This was in contrast to last August when he was aided to disembark from the plane that conveyed him from the USA to Abuja.

That scene sparked a flurry of political machinations in the state about his continued stay in office.

The political class was sharply divided on the matter with one faction saying he was unfit to continue to rule the state while another insisted that he was able.

A compromise was later reached to allow Deputy Governor Garba Umar to continue to act as governor until Suntai was medically fit to resume work.

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The All Progressive Congress, APC, is pressing on with its campaign to woo the seven rebel governors in the breakaway faction of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, with the offer of complete control of APC structures in their states.

The offer nonetheless, the G7 governors were yesterday still holding out for possible changes in the PDP, asserting that defection to the APC or any other party remained an option that would be fully explored at the appropriate time.

The offer to the rebel governors was formally made by Umar Duhu, National Vice-Chairman of the APC, North-East, during an unprecedented Sallah visit by top party officials to Governor Murtala Nyako of Adamawa State, one of the rebel governors.

Sources present at the meeting in Yola told Vanguard that the APC officials told governor Nyako that it was the policy of the APC to offer any governor that defects to the party the complete structure of the new opposition party.

Meanwhile, acting National Publicity Secretary of the APC, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has said the party would not be averse to any big fish, including any or all of the seven rebel governors joining the new opposition party.
The offer of the party structures which was formally tabled to the governors during the Sallah visit, it was learnt, was symbolized by the offer of kola to the governor on Wednesday.

“It is our party policy that any governor that joins us from the opposition would be given the party structure in his state,” the APC officials were quoted as telling Nyako.

By offering the structure of the party to the governors, the governors would automatically produce the executive officials of the party in the states. It was further learnt that the APC may have deferred the appointment of interim executives in the affected states based on the consideration.

“In Hausa culture, we have a practice that if somebody presents you with kolanut and if you accept it, you have automatically accepted the person, so it is not a matter of if, but of when,” an associate of the governor told Vanguard yesterday.

Reacting to the development yesterday, the National Publicity Secretary of the nPDP, Chief Chukwuemeka Eze told Vanguard that defection to the APC was an option now being forced on the nPDP governors.

“Let us face the facts. The fact is that it is our desire to take PDP back to the vision of the founding fathers, but what is our situation where we fail? Do we as politicians continue with the impunity that is being perpetuated by a cabal in PDP where two or three persons gather and say sack this person, suspend this person, revoke this land, seal up this secretariat, is that how to practice democracy,” he asked?

“So, if we have other options of which APC is one of the options nothing stops us from exploring those opportunities but at the moment the governor of Adamawa State is a Nigerian and he has every liberty to associate or being visited by anybody but that does not mean in any way that our group has sat and agreed that we are moving.

“At the moment we are in PDP and we will be in PDP to salvage our party. It is where we deem it to be impossible and there is no other alternative than to look for another platform to execute our programmes for Nigerians,” he told Vanguard.

Reacting to the development, the National Publicity Secretary of the APC, Mohammed said the party was not averse to any big fish joining the party. According to him, even though Duhu did not have the formal mandate to bring in the rebel PDP governors, he did not see anything wrong in the efforts of the national vice-chairman.

“If the national vice chairman of our party went to invite Nyako to join APC it is very much in order. I mean it is part of mobilisation, it is part, I don’t see anything amiss there and I don’t see how that it is out of sync with the thinking of the national leadership of the party.

“Mobilisiation is an essential part of politicking, if for whatever reason we use the opportunity of a Sallah visit to formally invite him, I don’t see anything wrong in it. I am not aware that the party would be averse to anybody bringing any big fish into the party whether or not he has the mandate is irrelevant at this point.

”Are you going to paralyse a person if he is able to land a whole governor into your party? Even if he doesn’t have the mandate at the end of the day if he succeeds it is a plus for the party,” Mohammed said.

Source: Vanguard

LagosState Po-lice Command, yesterday, paraded a 40-year-old man, Adeyemi Stephen Akintolure, a suspected fake medical doctor, who claimed to be a staff of Lagos University Teaching Hospital, LUTH, with card No. 13541, identifying him as a surgeon and gynaecologist.

The fake medical doctor was also said to have fraudulently obtained N500,000 from one Joy Umosekhaimhe of 2, Adesanya Close, Ifeko-Gbagada.

Akintolure, who said he uses the wife’s car as a mobile clinic, said the money in question was borrowed from Umosekhaimhe, adding “actually, it was not N500,000. It was N260,000 she lent me to use for my brother’s ailment.”



He said he is from OndoState, studied Marketing at ObafemiAwolowoUniversity, Ife, as a part-time student and graduated in 1997.

According to Akintolure, “I have not treated more than 10 people. I just treat them for malaria and typhoid and I also give injections too because of my experience at RivicHospital at Akure.”

When asked how he got the identity card, he said he got it from a business centre and that the computer operator signed it for him.

He said that he charges between N3,000 and N4,000 per patient, adding that his wife was not aware of his trade.

Police Public Relations Officer, Deputy Superintendent of Police Ngozi Braide, said she received a petition at the area H Police Command Headquarters, Ogudu, on July 19, that one Adeyemi Stephen Akintolure obtained N500,000 from one Joy Umosekhaimhe.

Braide said that a letter was written to LUTH on July 23 to authenticate Akintolure claims of being a staff.

She said: “On October 10, LUTH replied that the suspect is not an employee of the hospital and was not issued the identity card.

“In view of the revelation, the suspect confessed that he is not a medical doctor, but has been practising for about four years, using his wife’s vehicle as a mobile clinic.”

She said his house and vehicle were searched and drugs, injections, syringes and laboratory coat were recovered.

vanguardngr.com

luvable sam: child rearing? when did children ever become animals?

yesterday.

my pather

A housewife in Sapele, Delta State, identified as Oghenero (surname withheld), reportedly got her fingers burnt yesterday, when she allegedly attempted to steal a piece of meat from a neighbour’s soup pot.

It was reliably gathered that the woman, a mother of three, gained access to the soup after the neighbour who was preparing it left it on the fire unattended and went into her room to get her GSM phone which was ringing.

The light fingered housewife was said to have moved into the kitchen while the other woman was speaking with her caller but was caught by another neighbour who had been watching her movement from a distance.

Confirming the incident, the neighbour identified as Mrs Mouka Felicia, said the hot piece of meat fell from the thieving housewife’s mouth after she was slapped by her brother-in-law and she allegedly confessed to have been carried away by the aroma emitting from the pot of soup.

Family sources said the latest incident is not the first as the woman has been involved in several cases of petty stealing for which her husband threatened to send her packing.

Source: Leadership

1) Mr. or Mrs. “they’re separated.”

Last I checked separated still meant married. As a coach, so many times I see people get involved with someone who is married just because they wanted so badly to believe that being separated means it’s okay to get involved with that person. These are the same people who end up hurt because “separated” doesn’t turn into divorce and he or she ends up right back with their husband or wife. Suddenly the person you thought you had built something with turns into a lying cheater (ironic right?).

Moral: Don’t put yourself in a situation that has so little clarity. Separated is still married and only divorced means divorced!

2) Mr. or Mrs. “Their mate must not be doing something right at home.”

This is the person who believes the hype and justifies having the affair by thinking he or she is the savior. The truth is that there is always more to the story. You see, you don’t have to deal with the person’s flaws. You see the best of that person without ever experiencing the worst of them and you think that because you are “filling the void” then they are going to leave their spouse for you. Let’s just say “I wouldn’t hold my breath.” Instead of trying to fill voids, just respect the fact that they are married and that’s not your job.

Moral: Rarely will people leave their husband or wife for you. But if they do, be prepared to see another side of them that you might not like as much.

3) Mr. or Mrs. “I didn’t know they were married.”

Okay, I understand that maybe the person may not have been truthful about his or her status, but let’s get real. We live in the information age where you can find out what you REALLY want to know. Between Google, Facebook, and girlfriends that can moonlight as private investigators there aren’t many secrets that can remain secrets for long: ESPECIALLY if the secret is “I’m married”. The truth is that you never did the research or noticed the red flags or asked the question because you didn’t want to; it’s easier for you (and your ego) to play victim in the end. Secondly, when many do find out their new mate is married, too many won’t and don’t stop the affair. Instead of cutting it off, you blame it on love or hope.

Moral: If you really wanted to know you could have found out.

Please don’t think that I’m taking it easier on the people who cheat on their mate by calling out the people they may cheat with….. because that isn’t my goal or my point. If we had more respect for relationships and marriages in general, even if they are not our own, it would be much harder for people to step out on those relationships because as I said earlier…people can’t cheat alone. Affairs don’t “just happen:” they take a conscious decision of two willing participants to start and continue them. The truth is that if we all placed more value on the institution of marriage then we would all be more accountable for what we do while in them, more relationships would be saved and fewer families would be broken.

Pastor TB Joshua predicted that yesterday’s (Tuesday, October 15) Ghana-Egypt match, which is part of the crucial 2014 World Cup qualifier, will end in a draw. Such prognosis by the Head Pastor of the Synagogue Church may not be received too well by many Ghanaians who are expecting a massive win in the game to be played in Kumasi, Ghana’s second largest city located in the South of the country. Joshua, who is said to be a fan of Ghana’s Black Stars, said,“The Ghanaians will fight like lions… but they will be matched by the descendants of Pharaohs who have come ready to spill their blood in their quest to join the finest in Brazil.” “There will be no win for either of them, but they’ll both walk on with a share of the points.” Anyway, the match ended in favour of Ghana with a massive win of 6-1.

A friend of mine (names removed by me) reached me and invited me to come to Benin City for an event. I have known him since 2011 so I tot nothing of it. Like no harm can be done after all we go way back and stuff.

So I booked my ticket from Lagos and I flew to Benin. On the 13th that was a Sunday, and it was the day of the event. After the event we went to chill at a hotel in GrA Benin.

He had a Suite there. We were with other friends, we all talked, laughed, gisted and all until about 10pm. Everyone started leaving gradually, I wanted to call a cab to take me to my own hotel, but he kept on insisting on dropping me. I was like it is even better, I would save my cab fare. So I had to wait for everybody to leave before he could drop me.

Every body finally left and I was about to stand up to leave but he kept on insisting that I should stay and I kept on saying it was late that I have to travel back to Lagos the following day because of work.

Then when I stood up angrily to go and get a cab, he pulled me and slapped me and asked me 2 sit. I thought it was a joke at first because I just couldn't believe it. Then I took my phone to call out and he seized them saying I am not going anywhere. He tied me up in his hotel, stuffed my mouth so I couldn't scream.

He raped me over and over. He said his baba said I was the perfect candidate for his rituals and for his upcoming elections to take place properly next year. I was shocked, I couldn't even believe it. I have heard stories never thought I would have seen it first hand.

Every 2 hours of everyday I was raped, mishandled and rough handled. I was helpless. I wept and cried all to no avail because no one could hear me. Then on Tuesday evening he went out and came back and rubbed something on his manhood and said that it was what his baba gave him to use on me when sleeping with me. That I would loose my womb and my good fortune. I begged, I cried, I did all I could but he refused.

At night when he tried to rape me with what the baba gave him, his manhood wasn't functioning, he tried and tried but it just wasn't getting up then he started to hit me and tried again but nothing and he left in annoyance to go and meet the baba. He was so much in a hurry he left the door open. He didn't lock it with the key.

I was there waiting for him to get back. Around 9am this morning an hotel staff came, they knocked no one answered and then they went down to get the other key only for them to find out the door was even opened from the beginning. And there I was. They helped me out and all. The names he used in filling the hotel forms are all fake. He is still at large.

The police are on a hunt for him. His wife is in police custody. So I want to use this medium to reach anyone that knows anything about him. He calls himself honourable .... (removed and other details too). I just really thank God for life because this is sumone I thought I knew and I was certain. God saw me through, it's not because I am too fine or too holy.

This shold be a warning to everybody. "You can only be sure of yourself, no one else. For those who would say Ladun this story was made up, sit down there and keep saying it was made up. She gave all the man's details, because she wants people here to help her find him. But you see, I am not an FBI agent or a police officer, and since the case is already at a Police Station, the Police should do their job. More so, I only put this up for ladies to learn.

Trust no one especially the opposite sex. They don;t love you more than your family, if they give you a thousand naira they are expecting you to give them something worth ten thousand naira in return.

We thank God for her life."

how do you expect them to make money and buy private jets.now most of them dont follow the scripture again

Have you read TEXTNobody is perfect, So Dear Male Readers, Admit, You're doing it wrong. At least that's what some women are dying to tell their partners. Even the most experienced of men may make a mistake or two in the bedroom from time to time and some end up fumbling more times than their favourite football team. So what are theTop four mistakes men make in bed? Most women complain that men don't listen and it translates into the bedroom as well, "Perhaps it stems from the male ego, which tells them, 'I know it already' or 'I know it better than she does.'" "Not warming up the engine properly before putting the foot on the accelerator,". In other words - pre-intimacy, pre-intimacy, pre-intimacy! "Insufficient pre-intimacy can undermine the entire act of sex," she Ways says. "Women need it more than you guys do!" Third - lack of grooming! "Men can be lazy or forget that although they may actually like smells, most women don't want their men to smell anything but clean and fresh," "Shaving and waxing help, too. (Ouch!)" And last but not least? Staying mute. "Use your voice," " Barry White got laid more than a good Persian rug and women can get very turned on by a sexy voice in bed--especially if it can tell them what it's going to do." So what do you do if your man's got it all wrong? Well, remember laying it on the line can be deflating--in more ways than one. "You can NEVER tell a man that he's doing it wrong," . "You need to tell him how you like it and how good it feels when he [fill in the blank]. Give him positive feedback and he'll learn quickly what you like and don't like." Remember, women are at there most vulnerable when the naked. "Men have a LOT of ego invested in their ability to be a good lover," "They need to hear from the girls that they are good enough - and yes, big enough, too!" How does your man rate in the bedroom? And what do you wish he wouldn't do?

i taught sambiza game forest have condoned off by the army.