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Politics / Re: Hardship: I Regret Voting For Tinubu - Nigerian Man (Video) by ajepako(f): 1:28pm On Sep 19
ClearFlair:


Oshey manager. Hope say you don receive agbako rice grin grin grin grin

Agbako rice bawo!

grin grin grin grin grin

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Business / Re: 0.005%: CBN To Reintroduce Cybersecurity Levy On Electronic Transactions by ajepako(f): 9:44am On Sep 19
We go hear am for T-Pain hand!

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Travel / Re: Kaduna To Zaria Went From ₦200 To ₦2000 In 8 Years — Man Laments by ajepako(f): 9:43am On Sep 19
BABANGBALI:
It is still very sheep

Werey, sheep ko, goat ni!

Go school, you no gree

See your life for outside..

Sule tongue tongue tongue

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Politics / Re: EFCC Operatives Surround Kogi Govt Lodge In Search Of Yahaya Bello by ajepako(f): 8:54am On Sep 19
grin grin grin grin

Let us know when una finish the drama

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Politics / Re: Be More Understanding, Tinubu Also Affected By Fuel Price Hike, Onyejeocha Begs by ajepako(f): 3:39pm On Sep 13
Why wont Tinubu be affected?

Is he not also earning minimum wage like all Nigerians?

Abeg make una have pity on Tinubu for the sake of his poverty ooo

Oya, make we all maddd together

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Travel / Re: UAE Visa Only Available To Nigerians From 45 Years With N16 Million Monthly by ajepako(f): 1:23pm On Sep 11
Babangbali/Iyangbali/enemyofprogress/enemyofpeace/notoriousbabe

The 5-Man Werey of Nairaland

Make I see your leg for Dubai lasan!

Werey no 'kolify'

E pain am grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue
Crime / Re: Maiduguri: Over 200 Inmates Including Boko Haram Commanders Escape by ajepako(f): 1:16pm On Sep 11
Michael Scoffied does not even need Prison Break if confined in Nigeria

It would be Prison Stroll to show how easy it would be to leave..

Werey Government grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: President Bola Tinubu Introduces Fuel At ₦230 Per Litre With CNG by ajepako(f): 1:12pm On Sep 11
morikee:
You see CNG was cheaper than this now it's getting more expensive because of high demand

CNG that used to be N110 before

Just wait for people to migrate en mass to it and see the way they will increase the price

Useless government

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Celebrities / Re: Fela Died Early For Not Minding His Business – Portable by ajepako(f): 11:41am On Sep 11
Have money, yes

But school no be scam

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Health / Re: Updates From The New Massey Children's Hospital Construction In Lagos by ajepako(f): 7:44am On Sep 11
Yes, l can confirm work is in progress

Because l drive past there everyday

But Sha, imagine the millions someone would be chopping weekly or even daily

ABI no be fellow Nigerians?

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Slaps A Pastor Who Was Preaching At His Bar by ajepako(f): 7:38am On Sep 11
enemyofprogress:
Ajepako come make we go enjoy ourselves here this coming weekend

Sule
Politics / Re: We Might Vote A Goat To Remove You - Tinubu's Loyalist Laments Hardship by ajepako(f): 2:25pm On Sep 05
anonimi:


Can anything be more pathetic?
You remove subsidy, hike price and still make fuel scarce.

Is Tinubu no longer the Chicago graduate with Mobil experience
The magician who alone made Lagos the 4th economy?

O su mi ooo

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Romance / Re: What Do Ladies Plan To Use This Money For? (pic) by ajepako(f): 1:39pm On Sep 05
TrustNone:
are you still dating BABANGBALI?

Are you ' kidney me"? grin grin grin

You mean the five-man werey of NL?

That werey boy is a troll on nairaland but some of us actually tolerate his online banters

His day is incomplete without trolling some of us .

Omo werey!
Politics / Re: Power Generation Hits 5,313MW, Highest In Three Years by ajepako(f): 12:02pm On Sep 04
At N209 per unit under lkeja Electric Band A

E no go better for una for turning electricity, which should be a basic infrstructure to elite thing because the poor can no longer afford it

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Romance / Re: What Do Ladies Plan To Use This Money For? (pic) by ajepako(f): 1:50pm On Sep 03
Funniest thing is:

I ',m 50 , extremely independent woman and I have financial bouyance..

Yet, I still put cash at the back of my phone..

And I dont have any explanation for it..

I swear I am just seeing that our young girls do it also

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Crime / Re: Amaka Sonnberger Faces Two-Year Jail Term Or Deportation Over Hate Speech by ajepako(f): 1:23pm On Sep 03
wunmi590:


Please we pray for deportation, so that she can come and face the present wotowoto the present government is giving us...

People with hate speech will learn from this, please this should be followed to the latter...

Even if its jail term, she should be mandated to come and serve the jail term here in Nigeria, so that this our ajepako girls in prison will beat the hell out of her...

Haba, I no dey prison and I no fit fight cheesy cheesy cheesy

But we can comot 2 teeth sha cheesy
Politics / Re: Fuel Sells For N2000 Per Litre In Ogun State Border Communities As Residents Cry by ajepako(f): 5:22pm On Aug 31
Fuel is selling for N700 in Lagos except NNPC stations

See shomolu people in complete darkness these days despite the 24 hours electrcity

Why? Because Shomolu has been moved to Band A at the rate of N209 per unit from Band B ( N62)

Residents cannot even afford basic infrastructure like electricity despite its abundance

Dem dey enjoy darkness in the midst of massive supply of electricity by IKDC Band A

85% of them are APC supporters grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

They cannot complain because na Jagaban, their god..grin grin grin grin

Me keh? I dont switch to full solar and inverter electricity generation

No be me go pay for Tinubu next cruise ship or private jet!

Iyalaaya Anybody! cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Taiwan Man Jailed For Filming Wife Cheating With Another Man by ajepako(f): 5:11pm On Aug 31
2Radii:
Come out from the prison, keel the both of them silently and everybody should move on with their losses.


Instant and 100% suspicion.

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Politics / Re: Fearless In October Protests - Punch Editorial by ajepako(f): 3:55pm On Aug 29
Real protests will start in :

1. Petrol or gas station
2. PHCN office
3. Law enforcement office: Police station, EFCC office , LASTMA, etc

All unplanned and unexpected..

QED

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Travel / Re: Ibadan Commercial Taxi Driver Wears Wife’s Gown To Work (Photos) by ajepako(f): 5:30pm On Aug 28
enemyofprogress:
Ajepako come and carry your brother o

sule
Travel / Re: "I’m Begging You Nigerians Please Stop"- SA Man On His Knees Beg Nigerians (Vid) by ajepako(f): 10:03pm On Aug 26
You see , that 'Unity' part of the Anthem eh

Na only for unified wickedness

grin grin

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Politics / Re: Our Policies Will Soon Bring Relief To Nigerians — President Tinubu by ajepako(f): 1:41pm On Aug 26
24 hours on petrol queue

Petrol for N650 from N185

Forceful migration of virtually all Lagosians to Band A at N209 per unit

Transportation 1000% increase

Food and essentials unaffordable by all except the rich and thieving politicians

Yes, Tinubu is doing a lot to ' Bring Relief"

Yeah, sure!

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Travel / Re: 40 Bolt Drivers Booked By Nigerians Arrived At The Same Spot Looking Confused by ajepako(f): 4:24pm On Aug 23
11Monkeys:
What is the genesis of the problem? Can anybody put me in the know?

A south african internet user 'ordered a Bolt ride' from south africa from a Nigerian rider , gave him wrong directions , wasted his fuel, posted on South African social media space and South Africans started dragging Nigerians

Now Nigerians are retaliating and they are already asking us to stop

But for where? Trust your naija pipu na grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: 40 Bolt Drivers Booked By Nigerians Arrived At The Same Spot Looking Confused by ajepako(f): 4:16pm On Aug 23
You see that Unity in our national anthem eh!

Na only for wickedness I swear grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Shey dem think say e easy make our president run away from social media because of us?

Na una start e-war, na we go end am

On our ow terms grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: 20 States Owe Electricity Bills – Discos by ajepako(f): 4:06pm On Aug 23
BABANGBALI:
Problems no dey finish for this country



I swear if when I die, I will tell God that I don't want to come back to this world again. He should keep me in heaven and allow me to rest from all the problems of this world and make me the gatekeeper of the gate of heaven. Na there I go wait for seun, all the moderators that banned me on nairaland, ajepako, fatymore, Midehi3, Mynd44, folake4u, funkybabee, Dominique, Leemzyy and all others that do me shege here on earth. It would be payback time baby.

Werey Oshogbo cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Ends Her Marriage Over Husband's Poor Personal Hygiene by ajepako(f): 6:00pm On Aug 21
BABANGBALI:
me, I bath regularly. My only problem is that I wear one boxer 6 days in a weak


Omo werey! grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Ends Her Marriage Over Husband's Poor Personal Hygiene by ajepako(f): 2:21pm On Aug 21
Babangbali/enemyofprogress/enemyofpeace

Five-Man Werey

See your life for outside tongue tongue

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Politics / Re: Rain, Lightning, Thunderstorms Caused Petrol Scarcity: NNPC by ajepako(f): 2:19pm On Aug 21
Sengbo werey! embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Crime / Re: Pharmacy Operator Allegedly Rape 9-Old-Girl To Death In Kano by ajepako(f): 8:57am On Aug 19
BABANGBALI:
Make we talk truth, abokis dey get very big pricks o. If I lie ask Leemzyy and ajepako

Werey Asaba
Religion / Re: This Is Why The Miracle Water Didn't Work For You-prophet Jeremiah To VDM by ajepako(f): 6:43pm On Aug 13
BABANGBALI:
I tell you. Na the people like Mynd44, Dominique, Midehi3, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u
Leemzyy and funkybabee wey dey attend the church I blame

Your head don nack ground again, abi?

Sule tongue
Business / Re: Simple Secret Of Buying Stuff At Idumota Market Lagos by ajepako(f): 2:07pm On Aug 13
YmodulusBabe:
Please, What Goods/Products Is Obun_Eko Section of Eko Market Known To Have In Bulk & @ Wholesale?

And How Can I Locate The Market From Idumota?

Cc: @ajepako

In Obun eko, you can buy foodstuff especially Egun fish/ Smoked fish

Also it leads to Dosunmu where you can buy jewelries, stationaries, cosmetics, and every gbanjo gbanjo stuff

To get there, from Idunmota, just cross over to the other side from eyin eyo statue and you are already in the environs

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