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Business / Re: Shareholders Funds Wiped Out As MTN Nigeria Incurs N740bn FOREX Losses by ajepako(f): 3:26pm On Mar 01
When MTN decides to exit Nigeria and lay off thousands of staff

We go open mouth dey wonder why God has forsaken Nigeria

MTN, shey una know say una still dey owe me N,1000 grin grin grin

E je ki ori yin pe ooo cheesy


Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To ₦‎1,650/$ At Parallel Market by ajepako(f): 3:29pm On Feb 27
Imagine dancing for joy because Naira is sold for 1,650?

Something APC went bunker with PDP for being sold at N219 in 2015?

Just imagine how low APC sank Nigeria in 8 years?

ENKR seh!


Politics / Re: Lagos: Police Share bottle Water, Biscuits To Protesters (photos) by ajepako(f): 12:08pm On Feb 27
Nigeria na cruise country I swear..

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Food / Re: See The Beans I Bought For 300 Naira In My Area by ajepako(f): 11:44am On Feb 27
Daniel Regha brother

I greet oo
Travel / Re: FG Announces 24-hour Total Closure Of Third Mainland Bridge by ajepako(f): 11:36am On Feb 27
Total closure of 3rd Mainland Bridge on Wednesday and Thursday??

On two extremely busy days??

Days that are traffic-prone on normal days??

What happens to Saturday and Sunday?

No problem, I will just take the day off niyen because I can't go and face Eko Bridge or Carter Bridge traffic!

LASG and Julius Berger, Una Fada!
Food / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice in your area today? by ajepako(f): 3:03pm On Feb 22
I bought half bag of imported rice for 40k on last Saturday

Shomolu Bariga axis of Lagos

E gbaa waaa oooo


Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing's Lover Gifts Her N6M Bracelet On Her Birthday by ajepako(f): 6:05pm On Feb 17
Hehe. The Nkechi wey I know bought that bracelet for herself n gave it to a man to gift her. grin

That's the comment l was looking for...



Politics / Re: Outages: FG Plans Sanctions For Non-performing Discos by ajepako(f): 12:13pm On Feb 13
lKDC Lagos

EKDC Lagos

Una Fada!


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Is The Usual Salary Payday In Your Place Of Work by ajepako(f): 4:55pm On Feb 12
26th of every month except it falls on weekend

Sure banker
Health / Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by ajepako(f): 2:19pm On Feb 12
grin grin grin

The only small thing wey poor people dey take hold body for this Tinubu hard time

Na im don cost so.

Anyway, On his manhood they shall stand

Oro buruku toun-terin grin grin


Politics / Re: PH Refinery To Begin Operations As Shell Supplies 475,000 Barrels Of Oil by ajepako(f): 11:58am On Feb 09
Bottom line

Shey fuel go reduce to N200 ?

That's the koko for Nigerians..

No be big grammar and statistics.
Celebrities / Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by ajepako(f): 2:33pm On Feb 07
There is nothing as worse as bad and poverty striken family!

No one cared for him alive and even dead!

So sad!
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Charles III Diagnosed With Cancer by ajepako(f): 7:06am On Feb 06
We finally got him!

Donald Trump is next! His mental state we will depreciate.

Dey play..

Even if he dies today , he's lived an excellent life of luxury millions of us will only dream of..

Abi e easy to be king of UK ?

So he has nothing to lose bro cheesy

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Crime / Re: EFCC Declares Four Persons Wanted by ajepako(f): 11:13am On Jan 25
If dem born you well,

Talk wetin dey your mind..

See as everywhere gentu..

Omoh! just enforce law in Naija and everywhere go calm

For example, just execute bandits, kinappers and ritual killers by firing squad publicly

After about 3 executions, believe me, everybody go submit to peace and legit hustling

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Celebrities / Re: Kollington Ayinla Critically Ill, Hospitalised For Days by ajepako(f): 11:07am On Jan 24
May God grant Baba Alatika speediest recovery

We grew up listening to him and late Alhaji Agba as major Fuji crooner before KWAM 1 took over..

May Baba Lakukulala live long to enjoy his hard labor in music

Man is a real Legend!

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Politics / Re: Obama Removed Me From Office - Goodluck Jonathan (video) by ajepako(f): 9:52am On Jan 22
So Nigerians didn't vote, it's was Obama far away America that voted you out ? Look at how Ajepako role model speaking like coward undecided undecided undecided

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Crime / Re: Moment Nigerian Soldiers Rescued Kidnapped Victims In Abuja (Pics/Video) by ajepako(f): 3:32pm On Jan 19
Thank God ooo

Kudos to the Nigerian Military
Politics / Re: Just In; Supreme Court Will Deliver Judgement On 19th Jan..... by ajepako(f): 7:02am On Jan 19
Is alright, but that building belong to Ajepako and must be pulled down immediately sir

tongue tongue tongue

See your minister head like Ifa tray cheesy
Crime / Re: Talatu Salihu Killed By Kidnappers In Abuja (Photo) by ajepako(f): 2:08pm On Jan 17
Poor girl!

Her only guilt was to have been a Nigerian!

RIP young lady and May God avenge your death because the country failed you..

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Politics / Re: LIRS Affirms January 31 Deadline For Employers To Submit Annual Tax Returns by ajepako(f): 7:09am On Jan 16
No wonder the Accounts Department of my office dey halla everybody to submit their tax cards last week..

Ok, noted..

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Gets 10-Year Sentence In US For Romance Fraud, BEC Schemes by ajepako(f): 1:52pm On Jan 10
If you get mind,

Just talk wetin you dey think

grin grin grin grin grin


Crime / Re: Nigerian Drug Smuggler Arrested With Cocaine Worth ₦‎133 Million In India by ajepako(f): 7:53am On Jan 10
Type wetin dey your mind

If you get liver...

See as everywhere gentle!

grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: EFCC To Grill Betta Edu Today by ajepako(f): 11:45am On Jan 09
You will see how she go package herself like a pious Hajia to look innocent

Ole, Oloju palaba!


Politics / Re: Suspended Minister, Betta Edu Yet To Formally Handover by ajepako(f): 8:09am On Jan 09

Any Public Servant who misappropriates over ₦1million will be publicly executed by firing squad.

Imagine if there is such a law in Nigeria, Corruption in high places go just stop. smiley

Can you imagine?

Make dem come start with OBJ, GEJ, BAT, PMB, Fashola, Wike, Ayade, Aregbe, Obiano, Akpabio, Ameachi, Orji Kalu, Lie Muhammed, FFK, Dino Melaye, Gbenga Daniel, Gbajabiamila, Saraki, Dangote,Yaya Bello, Diezani, Emefiele, Dapo Abiodun, uduagha, Melee Kyari, Okorocha, El-Rufai, MC Oluomo, Hadi Sirika,Ortom, Ibori etc as first batch to face Firing squad..

I will pay one million to be in the front row to watch grin grin grin


Business / Re: Simple Secret Of Buying Stuff At Idumota Market Lagos by ajepako(f): 2:22pm On Jan 03

Good morning momma. Complements of the season. I’m planning to take my sis on some clothe shopping in the coming week . Please where in the market will I get comfortable clothing’s for her at fair prices ? Thank you

For low and not too expensive clothes , start from ldunmota to martin street and Alli Balogun

For expensive ones, go to Balogun, Mandilaz and Davies street
Business / Re: Simple Secret Of Buying Stuff At Idumota Market Lagos by ajepako(f): 9:24am On Jan 03
Please what part market in Lagos can one check in for school uniform materials?

Nnamdi Azikwe street
Romance / Re: Jilted Girl Curses Ex Boyfriend On The Occasion Of His Wedding.(photo) by ajepako(f): 8:45pm On Dec 29, 2023
I'm waiting to hear from people like folake4u, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl, Dpen11, Midehi3 and ajepako

Sule tongue
Celebrities / Re: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by ajepako(f): 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2023
Ajebutter vs ajepako

Present sir
Education / Re: Ogbonnaya Okoro Is Translating Physics Textbook To Igbo Language by ajepako(f): 3:50pm On Dec 22, 2023
Very good idea

Sadly genz can't read lgbo, Yoruba , isoko, Edo, ljaw, or any indigenous languages

I say that as an educational administrator

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Travel / Re: For Those Traveling For Yuletide, How Much Is Your Transport Fare? by ajepako(f): 3:44pm On Dec 22, 2023
Nothing do me

Palmgrove to Epe Alaro and lkorodu in Lasgidi state

Full tank 18k

Case closed

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Celebrities / Re: Jay Boogie Makes A Bold Return With A Transformed Physique (Video) by ajepako(f): 10:50am On Dec 22, 2023
If dem report and ban nairaland again

Seun will not know that contents like these can make people report his site

Travel / Re: Passengers Stranded As 50% Transportation Rebate Scheme Stalls by ajepako(f): 10:45am On Dec 22, 2023
Awon aburo mi Yarimo and Madridguy

As BAT did not include Epe and Ikorodu routes as part of the 50% discount nko

How una go take reach Epe for jollification?

Yarimo agaga wey I don arrange one fine and busty Hanna , one of my office surbodinates for cheesy cheesy

Ah, see as you miss big something grin



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