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Crime / Re: Lagos Residents Shun Pedestrian Bridges Despite Law Enforcement by ajepako(f): 2:23pm On May 02
Jovi10:
The thing is the pedestrian bridge is far to some people in some areas and it doesn't make sense having to walk a very long distance to climb bridge only to walk back again. A good example is ALADIE bustop that's between onipan and palmgroove ikorodu road.

It's only a stupid person that will walk all the way to palmgroove or onipan to use the pedestrian bridge there. Even governor wey set the law in this scenario no go climb the bridge.
So some places still need to have bridges.

Or imagine the distance between Anthony/town planning and obanikooro , all those staying in-between have no choice than to jump the road.

Thats the reason why pedestrians keep tearing down the iron barricade between Onipanu , Aladie, Sunday Junction and Palm grove.. The walking distance to the bridges is too much.. But I dont want to believe KAI offials would be in those places oo

Even in Charlie Boy bus stop in Gbagada, I dont see them there, na Charly Boy bus stop police men dey run that end
Culture / Re: Oro Festival In Ikorodu: Lagos Community Warns Females To Stay Indoors May 16 by ajepako(f): 1:41pm On Apr 29
Even before opening the thread,

I knew the Isemo would be in my mother's home town of Ikorodu

Jeez! Those people can observe Isemo eh!

That's why I just drive past my maternal home town and wave at them from the car window..

Na so so party and Isemo especially for those Itun-something: Itun-sokun, Itun-moja, Itun-pate, Itun-nla, Itu-meko

cheesy cheesy cheesy Epe for me anyday sha

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Politics / Re: Tinubu May Sack, Replace Some Ministers At First Anniversary by ajepako(f): 10:41am On Apr 29
You see that Minister for Darkness Affairs eh!

Tinubu must sack or redeploy that man to Baba Ijebu or any betting kiosk in Oshodi to manage.

Or else, me and him go put leg inside the same trousers. tongue
Celebrities / Re: Davido Spoils His Wife, Chioma, With Wads Of Dollar Bills Ahead Of Her Birthday by ajepako(f): 3:47pm On Apr 23
At least, no one can accuse him of not taking care of his wife and kids

Good one, David..

But keep your 3rd leg in check nitori Olorun..

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Politics / Re: FG To Unbundle 11 Discos, Orders Sale Of Four by ajepako(f): 9:55am On Apr 23
IKDC and EKDC in Lagos

I hope say una dey take notes

Your services are as terrible as those put up for sale despite the exorbitant bills you send to ' deliberately unmetered houses'

Not forgetting the recent unjustified tarrif increase imposed on Band A users

These thieving Distribution companies should be offloaded and put under capable hands for effective power optimization

Una Fada!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Economy In The Last 15 Years. by ajepako(f): 10:04am On Apr 22
Make una no stress my life with economy oh

Abeg, who fry hot akara today make dem send me?

Have a blessed week everybody and make una no allow Balablue economy stress una cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by ajepako(f): 9:45am On Apr 18
zanebaddo:
Am I the one who gets irritated at the sight of anything that concerns this woman? I don't bother to listen or read whatever thing that has to do with her.

Thumb up!
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your Share Of The Federal Government Grant by ajepako(f): 10:06am On Apr 17
yarimo:
Alerts everywhere thank you president TINUBU , Nigerians are proud of you.

Oya come here make l nack you lijebu juju

Which alert? tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Filling Stations Slash Petrol Pump Price As Naira Appreciates To 7-Month High by ajepako(f): 10:01am On Apr 17
NNPC in Lagos is still N568

Nothing changed

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Politics / Re: Naira Opens Shop Below ₦‎1,000 Against Dollar At Some Segments Of Black Market by ajepako(f): 1:36pm On Apr 15
Good one, Naira!

Fight harder against dollar!

N500 please..

You can do it!

cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sha, prices should drop which is the koko

Starting from fuel reduction..

Kudos are in order in this instance

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Celebrities / Re: "I Am On My Knees": Davido Weeps In A Video Shared By US-Based Model (Video) by ajepako(f): 11:34am On Apr 15
ebufa:



wipe her tears and allow Davido to give her HIV abi? She will soon cry heavier tears if she does not "man Up" and assert her rights as a wife! This is what you get nowadays .....watered down igbo women! Is it bianca or chimamanda you want to try this rubbish with!

Or Aunty Ngozi Okonjo Iweala

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Health / Re: Over Eight Million Lagosians Lack Access To Good Water – CSO by ajepako(f): 8:46am On Apr 12
enemyofprogress:
They include, folake4u, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl, Dpen11, Midehi3, mannabbqgrils, Mynd44, ajepako, fatymore, iyangbali, babangbali, enemyofpeace and ukaface

Dey play tongue
Celebrities / Re: Court Reserves Bobrisky’s Judgment Till April 9 by ajepako(f): 7:10pm On Apr 05
Deep down, this judge and EFCC want to see what Bob would look like without make up, cream, filters and wigs!

Like the rest of us.. grin grin

I'm not sure this is about Naira abuse because Naira abuse is weekly thing in all owambe parties..

Anyway sha, Bob go learn not to pick fights with, and stop threatening to use his connection to arrest others

I wish him well sha

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by ajepako(f): 10:11am On Apr 05
Westman001:
Why didn't Bobrisky leave naija sef and go to US where he will find his likes and even make more money there.

It's all in the air for naija here say they no want his transgender self. Stop forming na only me waka come type of celebrity and go where you can mingle with your likes.

Best comment so far

The entire Nigerian and its citizens just fell into Bob's trap

With this, it is so easy for him to claim persecution and oppression from his home country because of his sexuality and choice of dressing

Before you know it, UK, US, Australia and EU would be fighting to offer him assylum

Well play. Bob!

We Nigerians played into your hand

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Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by ajepako(f): 9:51pm On Apr 03
enemyofprogress:
That's the virus woman that the Bible talks about. She is surely a virus woman and a wife material.


Ajepako is she your neighbour?

Virus ko

Fungi ni

Werey lbadan
Politics / Re: I'll Turn Ondo Into Another Lagos, Says Wale Akinterinwa Ahead Of APC Primaries by ajepako(f): 8:34am On Apr 03
Ondo people

OK, make una sha take awa traffic too
Politics / Re: Diesel Price Drops As Dangote Sells ₦‎1,225/Litre, Supplies Petrol May by ajepako(f): 8:26am On Apr 03
Kudos to Dangote for this

At least, the appreciable reduction would do a bit for diesel -run manufacturing companies

Next is Petrol please nitori Olorun

E jooh sir

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Politics / Re: Works Minister, Umahi Makes Night-Time visit To Third Mainland Bridge, Lagos by ajepako(f): 6:47am On Mar 28
So far, as a daily user of 3rd Mainland Bridge

I give kudos to this administration for the repairs and lighting of the road

I'm impressed with the swiftness of the repair work and the outcome

I hope they open the other part before my resumption next week

Kudos is due in this instance

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Politics / Re: Bayo Onanuga Takes Dig At Buhari Over Treatment Of Fallen Soldiers by ajepako(f): 6:43am On Mar 28
Like Buhari is not part of the administration political dynasty..

Nonsense

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Properties / Re: 10 Risky Areas In Lekki/Ajah To Verify Before You Buy A Property by ajepako(f): 7:11am On Mar 27
Come to Shomolu , Pedro and Fola Agoro to buy land una no gree

Shomolu wey be mostly dry land, flood free and 75% of tarred or inter-locked roads
Romance / Re: Bobrisky Celebrates "Best Dressed Female" Win With Gospel Dance And Money Spray by ajepako(f): 8:33am On Mar 26
Nigerian society keeps sinking lower daily with condoning of this abberration

We have totally lost it!

Sad
Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by ajepako(f): 6:56pm On Mar 25
OvertheTop:


ok. thanks

Here's one

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Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by ajepako(f): 4:06pm On Mar 25
OvertheTop:



kindly share the Link, i want to see the video
thanks

If you're on twitter, check out this handle : visegrad24 for pictures and videos

The most recent is of one of the terrorists stripped down and electric cable was to be connected to his Yansh

Imagine that on camera , then imagine the ones not on camera?

Bad but well deserved

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Politics / Re: Enough Is Enough On Children’s Abductions – Northern Elders by ajepako(f): 12:00pm On Mar 25
Tell that to your foot soldiers please

Not us!

Awa hands no dey..

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Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by ajepako(f): 11:53am On Mar 25
faceland:


What Russia is doing to those suspect would scare others.
One showed up in court traumatize with plastic bag still around the neck (from the torture session).

That's the one who's ear was cut off on camera with a knife.. cheesy

And the cutter of the ear is openly auctioning the knife for sale

And people are bidding online to buy the knife!

Imagine that level of badass-ness and ruthlessness from Russia on camera ? cheesy cheesy

I don't even want to think of what they are capable of doing to those guys off camera

Safe to say the terrorists wont do it again grin grin

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Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by ajepako(f): 11:20am On Mar 25
enemyofprogress:
Iya wa. E ti binu. Omo yin ni won o, e fi won le o

Sule cheesy
Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by ajepako(f): 11:01am On Mar 25
Russia fished out and rounded up all living terrorists that attacked their city within 24 hours!

No guessing or wanton-destruction of innocent civillians or perceived enemies

But precise and exact military intelligence gathering and swift tracking

The terrorists were even arrested with the clothes they wore during the attacks showing how swift the apprehension/ arrest was

Believe me, those morafokas already knew they were doomed for being caught alive and at a point, you'll have to pity them (really) for what awaits them in the hands of the ruthless russian military and police.. Check their panel-beaten faces already while being brought to court.. Lol

Even top terrorist groups like Taliban and Hamas are dissociating from and condemning the Russian attacks to show their fear of Russia's gruesome and unexpected counter attacks..

And here, terrorists are so comfortable enough to be on tiktok, get likes , share and monetize their videos ( eemo wolu, cheesy cheesy)

Yet, they could not be apprehended much less arrested and prosecuted.

O ga oo

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Politics / Re: FG Begins Renovation Of Dodan Barracks by ajepako(f): 10:22am On Mar 25
How una wan show am shege and pepper

We go see grin grin

As Lagos Baba don dey relocate every vital government establishment to LASGIDI

grin grin grin

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Education / Re: US Students Raise Huge Amount To Help Security Guard Visit His Family In Nigeria by ajepako(f): 1:21pm On Mar 20
Fight go soon start now

grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Abia State Assembly Passes Bill To Stop Pension For Ex-Governors, Deputies by ajepako(f): 10:18am On Mar 20
See?

Governance is not hard like Rocket Science or Neurology.

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Politics / Re: Alaoji: Another Power Plant (1074MW) Getting Ready To Be Launched In Abia State by ajepako(f): 10:17am On Mar 20
Abeg how much is land in Abia

Abia people, shey una go welcome fairly used 50 year old fagin from Lagos?

grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ministers In Panic Mode As President Tinubu Commences Plan To Shuffle Cabinet by ajepako(f): 1:32pm On Mar 19
Especially that Minister for Darkness Affairs

Just redeploy him to an Amala Joint in Ibadan

Maybe he would be useful there as a plate washer.

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