₦airaland Forum

11Monkeys:
What is the genesis of the problem? Can anybody put me in the know?

A south african internet user 'ordered a Bolt ride' from south africa from a Nigerian rider , gave him wrong directions , wasted his fuel, posted on South African social media space and South Africans started dragging Nigerians

Now Nigerians are retaliating and they are already asking us to stop

But for where? Trust your naija pipu na

You see that Unity in our national anthem eh!

Na only for wickedness I swear

Shey dem think say e easy make our president run away from social media because of us?

Na una start e-war, na we go end am

On our ow terms

BABANGBALI:
Problems no dey finish for this country



I swear if when I die, I will tell God that I don't want to come back to this world again. He should keep me in heaven and allow me to rest from all the problems of this world and make me the gatekeeper of the gate of heaven. Na there I go wait for seun, all the moderators that banned me on nairaland, ajepako, fatymore, Midehi3, Mynd44, folake4u, funkybabee, Dominique, Leemzyy and all others that do me shege here on earth. It would be payback time baby.

Werey Oshogbo

BABANGBALI:
me, I bath regularly. My only problem is that I wear one boxer 6 days in a weak

Omo werey!

Babangbali/enemyofprogress/enemyofpeace

Five-Man Werey

See your life for outside

Sengbo werey!

BABANGBALI:
Make we talk truth, abokis dey get very big pricks o. If I lie ask Leemzyy and ajepako

Werey Asaba

BABANGBALI:
I tell you. Na the people like Mynd44, Dominique, Midehi3, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u
Leemzyy and funkybabee wey dey attend the church I blame

Your head don nack ground again, abi?

Sule

YmodulusBabe:
Please, What Goods/Products Is Obun_Eko Section of Eko Market Known To Have In Bulk & @ Wholesale?

And How Can I Locate The Market From Idumota?

Cc: @ajepako

In Obun eko, you can buy foodstuff especially Egun fish/ Smoked fish

Also it leads to Dosunmu where you can buy jewelries, stationaries, cosmetics, and every gbanjo gbanjo stuff

To get there, from Idunmota, just cross over to the other side from eyin eyo statue and you are already in the environs

President Rice Kimono

Solution to every problem is rice, rice and rice

onatisi:
yes ooo my comrades, politics time again. How have you been ?

Big hug..

Abee79:
The guy in the orange shirt get mind sha! 😲

Person wey fit don tell his family that they should not bother if he doesnt come back!

Those people are damn fearless , not of gun, knife or bomb

Yesterday on Twitter, I saw 2 abokis in Kano dragged 30litres of groundnut oil from moving Army Van, yes, Army van with about 10 military men in it and the military dudes did not even flinch or do anything, they simply drove away without stopping

Omoh! This protest makes me see a different Nigerian law enforcement especially army!

onatisi:
This protest is political for them . Their political godfathers want to use it to settle score among themselves and also show their grievances against Tinubu.
Look at Kano for example ,kwankwasiya and ganduje ,see how the youth are been used . Look at Borno too and also Kaduna

Hey dude!

Nice to see you again..

BABANGBALI:
I will never forget the horrible sounds that rang in my ears throughout the flight and after the trip.




Waiting to read lies from people who have never been to the airport. Mannabbqgrils, ajepako, fatymore, folake4u, Mynd44, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl, Dpen11and Midehi3 i didn't call una names o

Sule

BABANGBALI:
Mark my words. Residents of FCT go show APC pepper in the next elections





After this LIFE make Nobody Born me again.o
I no wan abeg🫣...

Ajepako, Dominique, Mynd44, mideh3, folake4u, funkebabee and fatymore make una no talk sey una go born me again in another life o. If any of una try am, I go you you pepper

Werey lbadan

Really?

I was in SSS 2 when this guy was born?

I used to think he's in his 40s!

Anyway, God bless all our entertainers for making us happy despite the sad state of our economy..

BABANGBALI:
Nice move




9ja parents will put "Beware of Dogs" on dia gate when dia daughter is 20 or 22 yrs
But when dia daughter is 30 & not married, they will change it to "Ice Block is sold here” ajepako, mynd44, folake4u, funkebabee, sweetplum, ofefagirl and fatymore abi I lie?

NL prison warder don release you abi?

Gbagada, Shomolu, Pedro and Palm grove areas ' Left the Group chat'

Dem no dey see flood after rain

Dry land in most places..

Lekki people, sorry..

I love this from Obi Cubana

Invest in your country

Provide jobs for the people

Help develop the infrastructure of the host community

And then flex hard with your money!

Now, Federal government should back him up with resources, forex and manpower they are rendering to giants like of Dangote, Adenuga, Otedola, BUA and other industrialists

Kebbi state is one of the states with the cheapest prices of food commodities in Nigeria

And I make bold to tell you that if you bought that peppers for N700, and onions for N200, then Nigeria is in serious trouble and famine is looming

I say this because I did NYSC in Kebbi state in those days..

Cho cho cho

Not a good profession in Nigeria

Pele VDM

Next is the blabber-mouth girl

If Nigerian police and Law enforcement agencies have acted accordingly when the late Mohbad wrote a petition stating threat to his life

This whole Hulabaloo would have been avoided

But then, this is Nigeria where justice is perverted

RIP Mohbad

God will surely fight for you since humans cannnot

Watianoengineer:
Islam will conquer the world insha Allah

Olorun o nii gba fun e l' oruko Jesu Kristi Oluwa wa!

Enemyofpeace:
I know that seun will surely know this one. The Nigeria police uniform during the time seun, lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique, justwise, Dpen11, Midehi3, folake4u, funkybabee, Sweetplum, odefagirl, mannabbqgrils and ajepako were born.

Alafishe

As a 2001 graduate of LASU, the neighbor to Alaba Rago Livestock market

I make bold to say that the market deserved demolition since 2000 when we schooled within its vicinity.

The place is an eyesore of dirty, filth, heavy traffic and probably crime

If LASG just demolished it in 2024, it is actually 23 years late.

That is my unbiased opinion as someone who schooled close to the market

However, a relocation to a better place with good sanitary system should be considered because of the economic importance of the market to livestock and protein supply to the populace

Whatever they accuse this Diddy of doing

I believe he even did worse

Haba! Na only you?

If not for social media

This one would have been lucky to find job as a ' Bouncer' or Security Aide in exclusive night club

But then, social media made some people feel important

Jagua ( in the old comedy: My Belle oo) don open mouth again..

Nonsense