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Family / Re: My Younger Brother And I by Ajiii: 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2008
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This guy has joined the group of 'what does it matter' in school. First thing is to wisely ask him and not to put on a fight, it will worsen the matter. Secondly change the school if that will possibly change his friends or gang. Try and talk him to letting him know the implication of education even if he will decide not to follow academic line, he need to know there is always a difference in the learned and the unlearned . Above all prayer has never fail, be persistent on God, He will answer you and give you the best idea cry
Politics / Re: Sick President Can’t Lead A Dying Nation – Tunde Bakare by Ajiii: 3:20pm On Oct 02, 2008
Dis thin dey complex!
If you follow bible thru thru yu go discover say it is not good to talk to your Gov. not 2 talk of d president anyhow. In another sense yu no fit talk to any man of God. But wether naija sick or she no sick it is even wrong to confess bad bad thing for our Jerusalem. Where we go start?
Jokes Etc / Man (best On Earth) by Ajiii: 4:57pm On May 09, 2008
God created the donkey and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work untiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.

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God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15years.
" God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.

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Finally God created man,  and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20years is very little,
give me the30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives
20years as a man, marries and spends
30years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Why Hot Jobs And Not Cool Jobs? by Ajiii: 3:44pm On Nov 24, 2007
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Nairalanda, lets ruminate over this
Should it be hotjobs or cool jobs!
Cool job, cool pay and you can imagine the benefit of earning a good pay.
Who can give me reasons why we call it hot jobs?
Career / Re: My Boss Wants To Have Me In Her Office Or Sack! by Ajiii: 3:34pm On Nov 21, 2007
Boy, you are the next Josef. Do it the way joseph did his own, sleeping with her brings a curse on you. who knows she may need you to enrich her spiritually!

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