₦airaland Forum

obailala:
You need to get both signatures and PVC numbers; as we speak, some constituentsin northern kaduna are gathering signatures go recall their senator.

http://saharareporters.com/2017/04/11/kaduna-north-senatorial-district-voters-initiate-moves-recall-senator-hunkuyi

That still can't prove u didn't forge all,some,one or two of all the signatures.

How do u tell the defendant lawyer(SAN) that they are all authentic.....all of them.

TonyeBarcanista:
You need to gather 1/3 signatures from registered voters in the constituency first, then INEC will organise a referendum.

Bro, forget it... it is IMPOSSIBLE... WAIT till 2019

Let's say u gather the signatures,how can you prove it in court that those signatures are from people in the constituency?

No wonder.

A man who opening criticized early girl marriage wand married one.

I knew there was something wrong

Xkalaban:
Lol

They are the identical twins of NL who oppose each other's views

Just like when one political prostitute called barcanista was just changing names up and down when some niggas where impersonating him.

Sarkki:
Its A Waste of Ones lifetime to Die For This Contraption...

Rip To Them,They Joined Not Becos Of Love Fr The Con3,But Fr Survival Now they Av Been Killed By Buhari Brodas In Ideology.

Sarki or sarkki

Interesting

Dat Igbo boy

TonyeBarcanista:
Here we go again...
Firstly, our reserve wS inherited at $30billion and it has never grown beyond that. In fact, it went down as at September... How much is in our ECA despite the oil benchmark set at $38 per barrel and oil has been selling above $50 per barrel for almost 6 months in a stretch? This is a government that has increased our debt beyond measure, salaries are paid through borrowing and NOT from government revenue. The government can't deny this...

While BH has been dealt with, other aspects of our lives suffers. The economy is in shambles, dollar is selling at a rate more than where we were in 2015. Lots of jobs have been lost and commodities have skyrocketed. Inflation is at double digits and GDP growth is in shameless negative.

How much is a cup of garri pls?

you missed the killer punch.

whioe bh has been death with fulani herdmen rose to the number 3 spot(not 4) in the global terrorist ranking.

+1-1=?

MaziOmenuko:
The blame game stopped when we booted them out of office: we can't go back to our vomit. If it is certified that this administration doesn't have the capacity to deliver dividends of democracy, we will boot them out like we did to PDP. But for the mean time, we will give them our fair support.

sir! actually,the blame game started .

PapaBrowne, aljharem, Ymodulus, Afam4eva,Billyonaire, Seun, DDeliverer Explorers naptu2 ZUBY77

Lalasticala.

Ejo frontfpage,we need to Honour these warriors.

PapaBrowne, aljharem, Ymodulus, Afam4eva,Billyonaire, Seun, DDeliverer Explorers naptu2 ZUBY77

This thread is opened for soldiers that has taken risky and bravery action while working for their country.

I will start........

On 17 March 2016, senior lieutenant Alexander Prokhorenko of the Russian Spetsnaz was surrounded by the ISIS terrorists. He called in an airstrike on his coordinates and took out about 50 terrorists with himself.

Sr. Lt. Prokhorenko was performing the task behind the enemy lines in Palmyra, Syria of designating the vital targets for airstrikes. After a week of staying hidden, he was spotted by the ISIS terrorists who tried to capture him. For the entire day he was evading them. He called for an extraction that was sent from the Russian base, but it would take 15 minutes for them to reach him. Not having more ammunition to resist and knowing he would endanger the extraction party, he called his CO and demanded to cancel the extraction and deliver an airstrike on his coordinates. Here is the radio communication transcript with Alexander’s last words:

Prokhorenko: Command, I am surrounded, I am surrounded again.
Command: Please repeat and confirm.
Prokhorenko: They have spotted me, they are shooting everywhere, I am pinned, requesting evacuation immediately.
Command: Evacuation request acknowledged.
Prokhorenko: Please hurry, I am low on ammo, they are coming from everywhere, I can't hold them for too long, please hurry.
Command: Evacuation is coming, hold them off, keep returning fire, go to safe position. Air support is on its way, give your coordinates.
Prokhorenko gives the coordinates.
Command repeats the coordinates: Confirm.
Prokhorenko: Confirmed, please hurry, I am low on ammo, they are surrounding me, bastards.
Command: 12 minutes until evacuation, return to cover, I repeat, return to cover.
Prokhorenko: They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them.
Command: Return to green line, keep returning fire, help is on the way, wait for air support.
Prokhorenko: Negative, I am surrounded, there are so many of these bastards.
Command: 10 minutes, return to green line.
Prokhorenko: I can't, they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry.
Command: Move to green line, repeat, move to green line.
Prokhorenko: They are coming, conduct the airstrike now, please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and I died fighting for my country.
Command: Negative, return to green line.
Prokhorenko: I can't, command, I am surrounded, they are coming, I don’t want them to take me. Conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and the uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. Fulfill my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: Please confirm your request
Prokhorenko: They are here, this is the end commander, thank you. Tell my family and my country I love them, tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death. Good bye commander, tell my family I love them.
Command doesn't respond, orders the airstrike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Prokhorenko

sammyj:
As if your slave pay master Dino is not an Afonja!!!

If ijaw is not igbo
If Ikwere is not Biafra.
Kogi is not Yoruba
Malaye is not afonja.












What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

Next....

5% sacked to be replaced by 97%

Post their names let's see!

Jj

Omenkalives

Malayy:
nigerian doctors wey no fit perform successful head surgery. the patient either dies in the theather or the next day

If a doctor can perform head surgery, then wat is he still doing in Nigeria?

Abi u no hear say the intelligent ones don go abroad?

Tbillz:
The Sri Lankan independence movement was a peaceful political movement which aimed at achieving independence and self-rule. No pipeline busting, No kidnapping, No raining curses on host country.

Tamil Tiger u mean?

Smh

MaziOmenuko:
Maclatunji, if I write about your religion the way you just wrote a generalised article about the East with intent to slight, you will start fuming with raw anger, angst and violence.

Try to implore decorum, whether you are quoting an article or writing one.

He will behead u.
His Koran say he should not kill "innocent" people.
I am a Igbo man and this tunji guy has just insulted me

See dis mod sha.

Wetin u dey wait for to take am to front page.

I don't ywhicj station will show it

helpforever:
When someone doesn't have morning erection, what's the meaning and consequence ? I am also suffering from E.D

It's not good.

But if you abstain from porn,mastubation,and orgasm, you ll be fine.

Do u masturbate and watch porn heavily.
Do u masturbate based on your libido or do you masturbate after the porn sensatiin(not driven by libido)

If u want solution,u must answer these questions genuinely.

Btw,how did ur hospital visitation go?
Did u see a urologist?

priceaction:
AGREE, my point is what after wearing the uniform to the senate, he dumps it again, will they summon him again? and they will be fighting in the wind, and at the end of the day, nothing tangible will be achieved on the issue, after wasting much money to host the so called the stubborn man. You know how our politicians behave, you know that.

Ok,then the senate will amend the constitution to enable them fire a political appointee after getting majority vote,say 2/3 .
The next day,they ll seat and fire the storborn man.full stop!

priceaction:
I don't know how people are so daft about this uniform stuff. What if the man wears uniform to the Senate? They will say yes, we forced him to our toes? Then after the meetings he dump the uniform into his inner closet again? And he refuses to wear it through out his tenure. Then what is the gain?is that not wasting of time on nonsense issues? why cant he be summoned and questioned same day about controversial custom laws ? If you understand how this people make huge money from useless sittings, you will pity the future of this nation. Go and ask how much money is used to prepare for their meetings with DG custom and still they walked out on him? What has wearing uniforms gotten to do with performances? Nigeria has a long way to go(if there is anyway sha) because these politicians will continue to use distractions avoid serious issues that can push the country forward.

According to the custom act,every custom officer should put on a uniform with their respective rank embedded on it.

Is Ali a custom officer?
Yes he is the number 1 custom officer.

helpforever:
I also have this issue and its really bothering me for over 5 years. Mine is complicated and I think its spiritual.

It all started in 2011 when I was 20 and was ready to have sex. I went to a popular brothel in Lagos with a friend to try it out.
Though I was very nervous because I was a virgin and my heart was beating very fast.

We actually went in and two women approached us. A young woman of about 28 and one of about 40.

I am my other virgin friend had eye on the one of about 28 cause she was very beautiful. My friend immediately held on to her. The other one of 40 now held on to me that I should carry her lets go do it. I angrily said "You be my mama mate na", she got angry and left.

Then the younger one said, if I and my friend wants, we can take turns with her.

We left for her room. I entered first and was very nervous and sluggish even in removing my cloth.

She said, "e be like say u be virgin...so na me go disvrigin" you. She started touching my di*k, but it didn't get hard.

Time started to waste and I got tired and asked her to refund my money. She started shouting that its not possible, that the fact that my dick did not rise is none of her business. I asked that my friend should use the money and attempt, she said no. that he must bring his own money.

We left the building and started the arguments outside. Other prostitutes came to her aid and started asking what was wrong. She explained to them that I tried to have sex with her and my thing did not rise and now I want my money back, they started shouting and said its not possible that we should better get out of her.

At one corner, the older woman of about 40 that I earlier rejected started giving me the "ntoor" look and was saying "You see your life"

I got very scared and left for home immediately.

I tried to watch porn to see if it will get up, I can't really remember if it did.

Long and short, I have not been able to have sex since then. I have not even had sex in my life. I have never tried to have sex with a real girl before, so I won't embarrass myself. I have never had a girlfriend. Though girls keep flocking around me, since I am doing well both academically and business wise, but I never attempt to have sex with them and they keep wondering whats wrong with me. One of the unilag girls that seduced me and I did nothing concluded that I was impotent because she feels no man in the world would have resisted her seduction since she was very hot.

I have tried to have sex 3 more times, with prostitutes, but still same thing happens. No erection

In 2012, I spent the whole year going to church everyday. Nothing happened. I have stopped now and accepted my fate.

Only my best friend knows about this, he keeps saying its not a spiritual condition but medical condition due to the fact that I started
masturbating right since I was 17.

He says I might have had the issue right before the prostitute encounter. Sometimes he says that it is a psychological condition.

But the thing is, how can a young boy of 20 then have Erectile dysfunction due to masturbation.
Many young boys masturbate and nothing happened to them.

I was sad for a while, but now it seems I have accepted my fate. This issue have made me focus on my studies and business and now, at 26. I have finished my BSC, and my MSC

Whenever I am Hot, I masturbate and I think that has worsened my issue. I have been masturbating since 2011 when this happened

Lots of order thing happens in between that confuses me. Like 2 years after the prostitute encounter, when I was in my 3rd year, one beautiful edo girl who really loved me was making out with me and flirting around me and I got a rock solid erection 100%. Very hard. Also, in 2014. A girl who liked me came to my house and she was fliting with me, though she didn't plan on having sex with me. Only the flirting alone made me hard. The erection was 70% hard. But then, those are the only occurencies.

Whenever I watch porn, I get semi erection - say about 60% hard.

Whenever I jerk my joystick, it gets hard - about 80% and within minutes, it deflates again.

Lot of different things have happened along the line which is too much to type. Long and short, I don't get erections when I wakeup again. I used to before all this issues.

Or is it the excess sugar I take, or the belly fat I have gotten due to the way I eat carelessly and spend on myself. (Since I don't have any woman to cater for) that is the cause.

Is it spiritual, medical or psychological?

Is it due to masturbation? Is it an infection?

Because I can remember in late 2012 or early 2013. When I tried to urinate, I had and felt a sharp pain.

I happened for about 2 days and stopped by itself.

I am getting older and my mother is already reminding me about marriage. I don't think I will marry until this issue is resolved. I can't
subject any woman to emotional pain.

At some point, I thought I was gay, but I am in no way attracted to men. But I am attracted to women. I tried watch transgender porn to confirm if I was gay (since I couldn't stand real gay porn). I actually got aroused and had a mild erection. But come one, transgenders are women who just have a joystick.

I have put up my issues on a foreign site (because other people who have put up their problems on nairaland gets abused, mocked, insulted and bullied) and I was advised by the whites to see a doctor and counselor. They didn't even understand what I meant by spiritual issue. But they have been very concerned and helpful

I don't need to see any counselor because my case would confuse who ever I tell.

I have been living in frustration. No sex life and no real social life. I keep falling out with female friend because I don't make any move towards them.

I keep falling out with male friends, because they keep wondering "why this their guy no dey nack woman like them". They feel I am weird because they 100% know I am not gay and wonder why a normal guy will be avoiding women like this.

I hope my issue is resolved.

But if its not, I would live the rest of my life like this. Probabaly keep on masturbating and never get married.

It might actually be my excessive masturbation that might be the cause of this. I don't really know. Only God knows.

I am depressed. But suicide is not an option for me. God forbid.

Oh my God,stop masturbation and porn na.this will re activate ur morning erection and wet dreams.

EmilyShoton:
Hello

sorry I am seeing this late. First your sister didn't marry an impotent man. What your husband has is called "Sexual Exhaustion" which is the cause of his ED.

It has to do with his brain on porn. It happens to most men who used porn to masturbate at a very early age so their brain is twisted to porn.

It is not a permanent problem but a temporary problem and it takes the two of them to work this out.

How old is your sister? because maturity in solving this is very essential.

first if your husband is still masturbating, he should stop that and porn.

secondly, he should go 30 days pure without any sexual activity and then introduce sex unto it little by little.

3. you have to have that connection to be helpful, cuddle him, make him connect with you.

4. google on "sexual exhaustion" and both of you should go through this together she will feel better when you discover its not the end of the world or your marriage.

Her husband might not even know he had such until he decided to have a penetration with her so dont tag him a devil.

PIED (Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction) is common among many men. Its psychological and very reversible so your sister should not freak out.

When having sex, both of them should relax and also see a doctor.

cheers

Mod,please delete every other post and leave this one.
If u love your sister and his husband,you have to show him this.
This information is worth millions of naira.

Ishilove:
Experts in the house, does viagra work for this kind of situation?

Yes,
But she has to do a little more to keep him aroused like mouth and breast sucking.

One clue here is that " he visits prostitutes"
He enters the room,a prostitute takes off his clothes,plays with his nipples,sucks his nipple,sucks his penis and the the prostitutes wears him a condom.

Question here is can the wife do this ?
If yes,half of the problem is solved.

No 2.does he have a morning erection?
If yes then it's fine.

3.does he mastubates and watches porn ?and how often.was there a time he does it frequently like one a day of thrice a week?

Questions questions questions.

Medunah:
Lol, someone even said I look like a witch......

I don't know but I like the intense look

Omo u ugly o.

Prove me wrong and I ll take u out.

Onye Igbo?

I we ne we mu ugbua.

I dey vex!!!!! Plenty plenty.

emmasege:
Honestly power is transient and holders of powers today should tread carefully. Here's a Wike who was a junior minister during under GEJ playing a Chief Executive today while his boss is now a man of yesterday.

Who made him minister today?

The message should be,if u re in a position of power help ur friends,because when u leave power u can always fall back on them for help and friendship.

This is mostly applicable in work place.

olujastro:
These are the kind of developments I follow at my spare time. Our youths should do so too instead of wasting away on frivolous issues like a yeyebrity buying new gold watch or taking new selfie.
With the current developments in major sectors like the agricultural sector and this Dangote refinery & petrochemical plant, Nigeria is definitely getting things right. This govt has really supported him with needed fx on this project.
K
We import just everything and produce almost nothing. And the PDP govts were very satisfied with wasting our precious fx to import toothpicks, rice, refined petroleum products, pencils, etc. *smh*
I see an improved Nigeria in year 2020. All we need is some little patience to go through this rough road to an exporting economy.

Pdp started it, pdp prepared the groundplan and kickoff

jbkomo:
They got d loan in dollars, they shld pay in same currency. Abi wht type of dis is dis nao?

They borrowed the loan at possibly 190 naira to a dollar, now they are to pay at 460 to a dollar.

Ofcourse they should pay back in dollar,but if u re into business or a salary earner and u care to know what ur employers are going through.this is one of them,and Buhari incompetence caused it.

Millions has lost their jobs because of this and thousands will loose their jobs to enable etisalat pay up.

All because they voted change,all because of Buhari.




#becauseofbuhari

Evil must be defeated,

Both they should channel all those energy they used in fighting for Nigeria against Biafra for this Fulani people.