₦airaland Forum

Let your husband take one full glass of MOnkey tale(Indian hemp and ogogoro mixture)then 1hr later let him take 2 big stout.My dear i am talking from experience.

igeolink:
u are sick...u need malaria pills

I know u re one of the attack bull dogs.Try reason with ur brain and not with ur anus.Anufia1!!

TheSonOfMark:
The same "PROGRESSIVES" alluded to the "FACT" that GEJ was stoned by the Alma.jiris because of his "UNDER-PERFORMANCE". So I wonder why they are being stoned by members of THEIR TRIBE? For "OVER-PERFORMANCE" maybe?
These hypocrites are definitely suffering from the remnants of some cerebro-paralyzing nosocomial infection.


What goes around comes around.

●๋ If Buhari was pictured attending a mosque, and it was
reported that the Imam said 'he would open the gates to hell
upon those who oppose Buhari', and Buhari sat there and
said nothing, what do you think many people would be saying
today?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going to different mosques and
kneeling before Imams, as part of his campaign, what do we
think the comments would be?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going on pilgrimage to Mecca,
surrounded by a retinue of fawning Imams, what would the
response be from Nigerians?

●๋ If Buhari invited senior Imams from across the country to a
meeting with him, to discuss the elections and his campaign
strategy, what would the Nigerian people think?

●๋ If Any Imam is manipulated on money for arms deal and it is said Buhari gave him contract 2 import arms 2 fight boko haram since its a northern problem, what do u think Nigerian's response will be?

●๋ GEJ has done all of the above, and we are told he has a right to
do so as a committed christian. Buhari has done none of the
above yet he is called a religious fundamentalist with a plan
to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

●๋ Please examine the facts so we can honestly decide who is
acting like the real religious fundamentalist? Who is using
religious faith as a political ploy to get votes?

●No pastor, Bishop, GO, Reverend Father, Imam etc is GOD.
●They do NOT have the right to tell you who to vote for.
●Go out there and support the candidate of your choice.
●Make your choice based upon who will give you and your children a
better life and a better Nigeria.

●๋ If Buhari was pictured attending a mosque, and it was
reported that the Imam said 'he would open the gates to hell
upon those who oppose Buhari', and Buhari sat there and
said nothing, what do you think many people would be saying
today?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going to different mosques and
kneeling before Imams, as part of his campaign, what do we
think the comments would be?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going on pilgrimage to Mecca,
surrounded by a retinue of fawning Imams, what would the
response be from Nigerians?

●๋ If Buhari invited senior Imams from across the country to a
meeting with him, to discuss the elections and his campaign
strategy, what would the Nigerian people think?

●๋ If Any Imam is manipulated on money for arms deal and it is said Buhari gave him contract 2 import arms 2 fight boko haram since its a northern problem, what do u think Nigerian's response will be?

●๋ GEJ has done all of the above, and we are told he has a right to
do so as a committed christian. Buhari has done none of the
above yet he is called a religious fundamentalist with a plan
to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

●๋ Please examine the facts so we can honestly decide who is
acting like the real religious fundamentalist? Who is using
religious faith as a political ploy to get votes?

●No pastor, Bishop, GO, Reverend Father, Imam etc is GOD.
●They do NOT have the right to tell you who to vote for.
●Go out there and support the candidate of your choice.
●Make your choice based upon who will give you and your children a
better life and a better Nigeria.

●๋ If Buhari was pictured attending a mosque, and it was
reported that the Imam said 'he would open the gates to hell
upon those who oppose Buhari', and Buhari sat there and
said nothing, what do you think many people would be saying
today?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going to different mosques and
kneeling before Imams, as part of his campaign, what do we
think the comments would be?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going on pilgrimage to Mecca,
surrounded by a retinue of fawning Imams, what would the
response be from Nigerians?

●๋ If Buhari invited senior Imams from across the country to a
meeting with him, to discuss the elections and his campaign
strategy, what would the Nigerian people think?

●๋ If Any Imam is manipulated on money for arms deal and it is said Buhari gave him contract 2 import arms 2 fight boko haram since its a northern problem, what do u think Nigerian's response will be?

●๋ GEJ has done all of the above, and we are told he has a right to
do so as a committed christian. Buhari has done none of the
above yet he is called a religious fundamentalist with a plan
to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

●๋ Please examine the facts so we can honestly decide who is
acting like the real religious fundamentalist? Who is using
religious faith as a political ploy to get votes?

●No pastor, Bishop, GO, Reverend Father, Imam etc is GOD.
●They do NOT have the right to tell you who to vote for.
●Go out there and support the candidate of your choice.
●Make your choice based upon who will give you and your children a
better life and a better Nigeria.

●๋ If Buhari was pictured attending a mosque, and it was
reported that the Imam said 'he would open the gates to hell
upon those who oppose Buhari', and Buhari sat there and
said nothing, what do you think many people would be saying
today?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going to different mosques and
kneeling before Imams, as part of his campaign, what do we
think the comments would be?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going on pilgrimage to Mecca,
surrounded by a retinue of fawning Imams, what would the
response be from Nigerians?

●๋ If Buhari invited senior Imams from across the country to a
meeting with him, to discuss the elections and his campaign
strategy, what would the Nigerian people think?

●๋ If Any Imam is manipulated on money for arms deal and it is said Buhari gave him contract 2 import arms 2 fight boko haram since its a northern problem, what do u think Nigerian's response will be?

●๋ GEJ has done all of the above, and we are told he has a right to
do so as a committed christian. Buhari has done none of the
above yet he is called a religious fundamentalist with a plan
to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

●๋ Please examine the facts so we can honestly decide who is
acting like the real religious fundamentalist? Who is using
religious faith as a political ploy to get votes?

●No pastor, Bishop, GO, Reverend Father, Imam etc is GOD.
●They do NOT have the right to tell you who to vote for.
●Go out there and support the candidate of your choice.
●Make your choice based upon who will give you and your children a
better life and a better Nigeria.

●๋ If Buhari was pictured attending a mosque, and it was
reported that the Imam said 'he would open the gates to hell
upon those who oppose Buhari', and Buhari sat there and
said nothing, what do you think many people would be saying
today?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going to different mosques and
kneeling before Imams, as part of his campaign, what do we
think the comments would be?

●๋ If Buhari was pictured going on pilgrimage to Mecca,
surrounded by a retinue of fawning Imams, what would the
response be from Nigerians?

●๋ If Buhari invited senior Imams from across the country to a
meeting with him, to discuss the elections and his campaign
strategy, what would the Nigerian people think?

●๋ If Any Imam is fingered on money for arms deal and it is said Buhari gave him contract 2 import arms 2 fight boko haram since its a northern problem, what do u think Nigerian's response will be?

●๋ GEJ has done all of the above, and we are told he has a right to
do so as a committed christian. Buhari has done none of the
above yet he is called a religious fundamentalist with a plan
to turn Nigeria into an Islamic nation.

●๋ Please examine the facts so we can honestly decide who is
acting like the real religious fundamentalist? Who is using
religious faith as a political ploy to get votes?

●No pastor, Bishop, GO, Reverend Father, Imam etc is GOD.
●They do NOT have the right to tell you who to vote for.
●Go out there and support the candidate of your choice.
●Make your choice based upon who will give you and your children a
better life and a better Nigeria.

The Oba was a Senior Police Officer .Retired AIG for that matter.So MBU take note!!

Enough of this nonsense,try find better tins to do instead of monitoring someone's twitter account.

I dey laugh.For Lagos wey Jagaban still dey.I can belt it with anything Ambode is winning.I wont take most of this online news serious anymore,since that stupid Kayode Ogundamisi posted that rubbish ,false information this afternoon about Bishop Oyedepo.Most of this news are nothing but fallacy and uncalled for.Yes Agbaje was in Trade Fare yesterday with Jehovah Sharp Sharp,but that does not mean Agbaje we will the election...Election can not be won on social media but on ground...

scribble:
Tinubu looking for who to 419 as usual

LOL!!!Why u dey yab Jagaban?

uncle005:
I am finish, oyedepo said these? If this is true then i need all my offering and tithes from 2003, i am disappointed i never knew hes a business man. Imagine he will open the gate of hell for those who opposed GEJ? that means hes a gate man in charge of hell, GEJ is confused, campaign on the altar is not a guarantee of winning, i beg open the gate wide because 90% of Nigerians opposed him. Infact i will not go to church again, i will be praying to my God at home, Jesus help me.

My brother,disregard the story.I was there live.Papa Oyedepo never said that.He only asked the congregation to pray for the President and Nigeria.He never supported any candidate or party.He prayed for peace to reign in Nigeria and that God should bless Nigeria and the president.Infact he never talked about any opposition or politics.It was when President addressed the congregation,He paused and jokingly said,so people will not say he was campaigning in the church.I am not a fan of Jonathan,but most of these MUSHROOM journalists are causing more harm by spreading false information.

asuoka:
This is a "LIE" I was in church today der was no where Bishop said so..

Nigerians knw how to hip curses on their with their utterances...at the end of the day dey would say na one old woman dey pursue me for my village

When where did he say it...am waiting for answers ooo

I'm live in Winners' Chapel Church, Canaanland, Ota and Gej has made a surprise appearance here in our 3rd service at 10am. He's currently making a speech as I type. Appreciating us for praying for Nigeria and him.

Appreciating Bishop David Oyedepo for his immense contributions to education, ie 2 universities. He says he appeals to us to continue our prayers especially for the election. He sincerely appreciates us for our support and prayers as we continue to grow from strength to strength in the nation.

He spoke for about 4 minutes and says he doesn't want to talk much lest they say he's campaigning. Interestingly, he got a rousing, cheery welcome.

Talking about animal wey get horn,snail dey show face.Wetin all dis ants dey do here?So PDP don dey get mind for Lagos?I dey laugh

NgeneUkwenu:
Your mumu no get part two! The statement of results sheet is a recent one! What the principal did, was, write down the information as the seen from the transcript! That is why it is called Statement of result! Illiterates!

My brother dont mind all these E-rats..Its because they have access to computer..They have allowed their reasoning to becloud their sentiment.Some were even compalining about NECO,not knowing that what he presented is a Statement of Result(2015)from the scholl presently.So they expected the signature of the principal in 1961..Nonsense!!

BREAKING NEWS:Buhari doesn't have a son, we can't entrust Nigeria to a man without heir apparent"FFK

farobat:
General

Nigerians are not foolish

Bring out your certificate

Go ask WAEC.Cant you see the exam no?With that you can get all the information needed.Thank you.

DavidClark1975:
I always let her take a shower, before going down :p

Stop digging ur grave early,Pussy is meant to be bleeped and not to be sucked like tomtom.Dont be deceived.Pussy suckers re liable to die young.No wonder most men dont live long nowadays.Bewarned!!!

Chukwugekwu:
Chizzzzzzzzzooooossssss I Don vomit thrice just now. .........

imagine something we use to suck and leak everything no no no no......


Thinking............

And some women want to be sucked?Oh God!!nO WONDER MAN DEY DIE QUICK.

reezee:
That's the sign of a good leader he saw a mistake and corrected it immediately
he even turned it into humour

You re right.Dont mind those complaining.There is nothing you do in life you cant please everybody.

FKO81:
Rivers are more brutal than Lagosians
River state: electoral violence, cult activities, kidnapping, militancy etc.
Lagos state: Omo nile, Agbero

Mbu will cripple Tinubu's rigging structure.

OTE,dey dia..by the time u start to dey hear scores u go know.Lagos no be for play play.

dedons:
Good day my fellow nairalanders...

I urgently need a job in any part of NIGERIA.





Meanwhile,

GEJ till 2019.

U BE MUMU of the highest level..U re jobless and still shouting GEJ 2019?GEJ 2050.Nonsense!!

masterpower:
MY FRIEND, I BELIEVE YOU ARE SANE AND KNOWLEDGEABLE, PLS WHAT IS THE PERCENTAGE OF YORUBAS IN THE POPULATION OF LAGOS STATE?

IGBOS HAVE 53% POPULATION.
SOUTH-SOUTH 8%
OTHERS 10%
YORUBAS ?

NOW TELL ME WHO WIN LAGOS?

no be only 53%, Igbo get 95% in Lagos.Nonsense!!

waternogeteneny:
There is a igbo saying that, you go start from the fart take know how the shit go be.

Fulani never enter power, already somebody is on the sideline. Na real house girl.

hehehehehehehe!

As Igbo be slaves to the Ijaws?

Lol!!Political slavery to the Ijaws.Azikiwe Ebele Jonathan.

SUBMARINE:
Nice write up

Unfortunately a lot of APC fans even on Nairaland are e terrorists.


This election is a victory GEJ must win in the spirit of equity as shown to the SW people

SS must have their complete 8years or APC should find other sources to fund their government and everyone should get ready to feed themselves.

As for we the people of SE, we are fully in support of SS right to 2 terms


Say No to political slavery

Flets:
Six REASONS TO VOTE GEJ

1) Consolidate on the agricultural policy - If all we can achieve in the next 4 years is feed ourselves alone without significant import, it would be equivalent to 31 trillion naira per annum assuming 500 naira per day for 170 million Nigerians for 365 days. That is a massive market with mighty potentials for wealth to average Nigerians and significant employment.

2) Sustain the automobile policies - With five car assembly plants nearing completion as at Dec 2014 and another 10 targeting completion by Dec 2015. We can commence and sustain car assembly. By 2017, the car manufacturers will commence manufacturing of the spare parts in-country. and with the re-invigoration within the power sector and ajaokuta steel plant, this industry will be the soul of manufacturing in the whole of Africa. Nigeria will become a car export country for the region in the next 5 to 6 years

3) Ensure continuity on power roadmap en-route constant power - Nigeria is few years to constant power, with lots of power plants nearing completion already, the ongoing gas assembly plant in Delta state, the ongoing investment by the private investors and the bids in hand for foreign competitors that will be introduced in 2016 .... we cannot afford to distort any of these ongoing plans. The story about constant power will soon be history

4) Ensure true democracy is further entrenched into our society. 4 more years of freedom of speech/ information and free/ fair elections will deepen our democracy for better years. Autocracy, intimidation, press bondage and unfair elections will be alien to us come 2019. And any government afterwards can only continue or better the process because the foundations would have fully solidified

5) Ensure that our infrastructures get the desired attention including our roads, railways, airports etc and sustained for the long term. Ensure that the oil and gas sector is deregulated through removal of subsidy to allow private sector participation with the consequent emergence of numerous refineries and petrochemical industries. Continue set up of the right institutions to fight corruption like the e-wallet system for fertilizer scam, biometric registration for ghost workers scam, pension reforms for pension scam etc.

6) Ensure that our northern brethren get some education through a sustained alamajiri education system. This will further make them productive and less vulnerable to violence and destruction

SEVEN REASONS I WILL NOT VOTE BUHARI

1) It will be a blow on our democracy that we distort a pleasant Nigeria future for a man who ended our nascent democracy 30 years ago

2) The name Buhari is globally associated with Dog, baboon, blood, sharia crusade, death, anarchy, coup plotting, tribal high handedness etc and this cannot be the best fit for Nigeria in 2015

3) The man Buhari has not shown any plan for Nigeria, so far its been a campaign of paying 5000 naira to 25 million Nigerians which is totally laidback and unsustainable. Stabilizing crude oil prices by buhari as promised is also not possible. Feeding the school children is not sustainable and not what Nigeria needs at the moment..... No concrete plans for the Nigeria future

4) Unfortunately, a man that has Obj, Atiku, tinubu, Amaechi etc who have wrecked the Nigerian society as his support base cannot mean change in 2015. He cannot jail the hands that fed him meaning jailing by Buhari can only be sectional and based on favouritism. Buhari is also not open to setting up the right systems and institutions to make corruption in the various sectors almost impossible.

5) It will be a disgrace to Nigeria that a 72 year old retired general who showed open disdain to the Nigeria army for fighting Bokoharam and threw his weight behind bokoharam (http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/buhari-military-offensive-against-boko-haram-anti-north/149256/) will be the president of Nigeria where other nations are joining forces to fight terrorism all over the world

6) How can we have a president whose educational qualification is in contention in 2015? Would it have been easier and better if the requested certification is shown to the electorate?. Even if the certificate exists, calling the bluff of the electorate for whom you beg for their votes is the height of insensitivity on the part of the general at this time.... much more when he is power

7) In this period of Nigerian growth, we cannot go for uncertainties. Though I do not consider this a political point, but a reaction to a Buhari's presidency in the SS through resumed militancy will pull all our growths to a halt and the economic suffering will be unprecedented. Four more years under GEJ will ensure complete diversification of the economy through agriculture, automobile and oil&gas downstream after which an uprising in the SS will have minimal impact to the country's economy

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Politics / Re: APC Osun Rally Live Pictures by Flets: 6:13pm

Six REASONS TO VOTE GEJ

1) Consolidate on the agricultural policy - If all we can achieve in the next 4 years is feed ourselves alone without significant import, it would be equivalent to 31 trillion naira per annum assuming 500 naira per day for 170 million Nigerians for 365 days. That is a massive market with mighty potentials for wealth to average Nigerians and significant employment.

2) Sustain the automobile policies - With five car assembly plants nearing completion as at Dec 2014 and another 10 targeting completion by Dec 2015. We can commence and sustain car assembly. By 2017, the car manufacturers will commence manufacturing of the spare parts in-country. and with the re-invigoration within the power sector and ajaokuta steel plant, this industry will be the soul of manufacturing in the whole of Africa. Nigeria will become a car export country for the region in the next 5 to 6 years

3) Ensure continuity on power roadmap en-route constant power - Nigeria is few years to constant power, with lots of power plants nearing completion already, the ongoing gas assembly plant in Delta state, the ongoing investment by the private investors and the bids in hand for foreign competitors that will be introduced in 2016 .... we cannot afford to distort any of these ongoing plans. The story about constant power will soon be history

4) Ensure true democracy is further entrenched into our society. 4 more years of freedom of speech/ information and free/ fair elections will deepen our democracy for better years. Autocracy, intimidation, press bondage and unfair elections will be alien to us come 2019. And any government afterwards can only continue or better the process because the foundations would have fully solidified

5) Ensure that our infrastructures get the desired attention including our roads, railways, airports etc and sustained for the long term. Ensure that the oil and gas sector is deregulated through removal of subsidy to allow private sector participation with the consequent emergence of numerous refineries and petrochemical industries. Continue set up of the right institutions to fight corruption like the e-wallet system for fertilizer scam, biometric registration for ghost workers scam, pension reforms for pension scam etc.

6) Ensure that our northern brethren get some education through a sustained alamajiri education system. This will further make them productive and less vulnerable to violence and destruction

SEVEN REASONS I WILL NOT VOTE BUHARI

1) It will be a blow on our democracy that we distort a pleasant Nigeria future for a man who ended our nascent democracy 30 years ago

2) The name Buhari is globally associated with Dog, baboon, blood, sharia crusade, death, anarchy, coup plotting, tribal high handedness etc and this cannot be the best fit for Nigeria in 2015

3) The man Buhari has not shown any plan for Nigeria, so far its been a campaign of paying 5000 naira to 25 million Nigerians which is totally laidback and unsustainable. Stabilizing crude oil prices by buhari as promised is also not possible. Feeding the school children is not sustainable and not what Nigeria needs at the moment..... No concrete plans for the Nigeria future

4) Unfortunately, a man that has Obj, Atiku, tinubu, Amaechi etc who have wrecked the Nigerian society as his support base cannot mean change in 2015. He cannot jail the hands that fed him meaning jailing by Buhari can only be sectional and based on favouritism. Buhari is also not open to setting up the right systems and institutions to make corruption in the various sectors almost impossible.

5) It will be a disgrace to Nigeria that a 72 year old retired general who showed open disdain to the Nigeria army for fighting Bokoharam and threw his weight behind bokoharam (http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/buhari-military-offensive-against-boko-haram-anti-north/149256/) will be the president of Nigeria where other nations are joining forces to fight terrorism all over the world

6) How can we have a president whose educational qualification is in contention in 2015? Would it have been easier and better if the requested certification is shown to the electorate?. Even if the certificate exists, calling the bluff of the electorate for whom you beg for their votes is the height of insensitivity on the part of the general at this time.... much more when he is power

7) In this period of Nigerian growth, we cannot go for uncertainties. Though I do not consider this a political point, but a reaction to a Buhari's presidency in the SS through resumed militancy will pull all our growths to a halt and the economic suffering will be unprecedented. Four more years under GEJ will ensure complete diversification of the economy through agriculture, automobile and oil&gas downstream after which an uprising in the SS will have minimal impact to the country's economy

May your life be govern the way GEJ is ruling Nigera..Nonsense!!

bigazu:
Osinbajo is not in d class of Adeboye's spiritual sons, he is a part time pastor and a bizness man for that matter. Anybody can be a pastor in rccg, I hv frnds who are pastors in rccg too, so is very irrelevant when we are talking abt prophets here. FYI Bishop Oyedepo is d spiritual head of Nigeria, and he commands greater authority in d spirit realm, dats y pst Adeboye wud follow him, even if he is older. Some pikin dey pass papa 100 times and over. GEJ till 2019, after then Ndigbo will take over. The norther Oligarchy and born to rule mentality will be finally buried come FEB 14.

Oyedepo spiritual head to Adeboye?stop yearning dust,mind you am a WINNER.Everybody respect Baba Adeboye including my Papa Oyedepo.Thank you.

My brother i understand what you are feeling as i have had such horrible experience many years ago..to the extent of going to Ashawo house before church and after church still go back to Ashawo house,but today i have stop the habit..The best way is for you to look for a girl that can give you satisfaction sexually(girl friend).That is the practical way of which you can stop,if not,you will still go back and the painfl thing is that you will always regret after the act.So Bro go get a girl for replacement.A girl that can give it to you anytime,anyhow and anyhow.Thank me later!!

Iamsynord:
I consider it pretty much necessary right
now as I can't continue living this way and I
need u guys to help me out. I am 27 yrs old,
a banker in one of the leading banks in
Nigeria. I also own a business of my own,
but I am seemingly addicted to sleeping
with prostitutes.
You might like to call it
"Aristos", "Rungirls", "Oloshos" or what have
you. I had always lived in Abuja and in
Abuja you would rather pay than keep. But
this is killing me right now as I cannot even
save reasonably.
This ill habit started about 11yrs ago when I
was about writing WAEC, my friend & I went
to a neighboring brothel pretending we
wanted to buy ice cream as we both knew
pretty well such is never sold in a place like
that.
We just wanted to satisfy our curiosity
about prostitutes, see them and stuff like
that. But here I am today I have graduated
to the highest class of prostitutes "aristos".
It is as bad as sleeping with a girl for N
30,000 per night & this I do almost once in
every week.
I can hardly save N 200,000 in my acct, as I
have parents that still give me money, so I
particularly don't do anything with my
salary. Worse still I have a girlfriend & my
girlfriend says we can't have sex until we
get married. She doesn't know I patronize
aristos though.
My greatest fear at the
moment is if I don't desist from this I might
never get a life of my own. Am good looking,
drive a good car, very caring, energetic,
down to earth, with a good sense of humour
yet I keep patronizing aristos. Please I need
your help.

@34 ,no girlfriend not to talk of a wife

Eziachi:
How does Jonathan presidency translate into an Igbo interest?
What happened to our Gen Ihejirika and Barth Nnaji with GEJ?

The exit of the great Prof.Nnaji was the greatest mistake Jonah made.Am from the West but Nnaji really changed the power sector..That would have been a major boost for Jonah reelection,but as it is now,am sorry..i dont think uncle Jonah will be abe to get much vote as expected.

krall:
Who is she?
Under what party?
Where is she from?
Is her certificate(s) intact?
Can any of her previous students/colleagues come forward as witnesses to her professorship?
How old is she?
Since when did women start dragging power with old men?

Lol!!You must be a very good comedian.