The authorities of the University of Ilorin, UNILORIN have published the proposed academic calendar for the 2018/2019 academic session.
UNILORIN Academic Calendar.
2 weeks of Registration – For both Fresh & Returning Students
2 Weeks of Late Registration – For both Fresh & Returning Students
13 Weeks of Instructions for the Harmattan Semester
3 Weeks of Harmattan Examination
4 Weeks of Marking and Computation of Results for the Harmattan Semester
13 Weeks of Instructions for the Rain Semester
3 Weeks of Rain Semester Examinations
4 Weeks of Marking & Computation of Results
S/NO. ACTIVITY PROPOSED DATES
1. Commencement of 2018/2019 Session Tuesday, 26th September, 2018
2. Vice-Chancellors Press Briefing for the 34th Convocation Ceremonies Friday, 19th October, 2018
3. Convocation Tuesday, 23rd October, 2018
4. Faculty Board of Examiners to Consider Good standing Results Wednesday, 26th -Friday, 28th September, 2018
5. Business Committee of Senate to Consider Good standing Results Wednesday, 3rd October, 2018
6. Senate (Special) for Good Standing Results Tuesday, 16th October, 2018
7. Returning Students come into Hall of Residence Wednesday, 24th October, 2018
8. Payment by Returning Students Wednesday, 24th October, 2018
9. Fresh Students come into Hall of Residence Sunday, 11th November, 2018
10. Payment of Acceptance Fee, Screening of and Commencement of Registration by Fresher Monday, 29th October, 2018
11. Commencement of Registration for Returning Students Thursday, 8th November, 2018
12. Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan Semester (Retuning Students) Wednesday, 31st October, 2018
13. Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan Semester (Freshers) Monday, 19th November, 2018
14. End of Normal Registration for Returning Students Friday, 30th November, 2018
15. Commencement of Late Registration for Returning Students Monday 1st December, 2018
16. End of Late Registration for Returning Students Friday, 14th December, 2018
17. End of Normal Registration for Freshers Friday , 14th December, 2018
18. Commencement of late Registration for Freshers Saturday, 15th December, 2018
S/NO. ACTIVITY PROPOSED DATES
19. End of Late Registration for Freshers Friday 28th January, 2019
20. Senate (Statutory) Tuesday, 11th December, 2018
21. Business Committee of Senate to consider list of Registered Students Wednesday 8th January, 2019
22. End of Year Break Saturday, 23rd December, 2018 -Thursday, 3rd January, 2019
23. CBT Continuous Assessment (Returning) Monday 7th January, 2019
24. Senate (Special) to consider List of Registered Students and Other Matters Monday, 14th January, 2019
25. Matriculation 21st January, 2019
26. Senate (Statutory) Wednesday, 6th February, 2019
27. CBT Continuous Assessment (Freshers) Monday, 11th February, 2019
28.. End ofHarmattan Semester Lectures (Returning) Friday, 1st February, 2019
29. Lecture Free Week Monday, 4th – Saturday, 9th February, 2019
30. Commencement ofHarmattan Semester Examinations (Returning) Monday, 11th February, 2019
31. End of HarmattanSemester Examination (Returning) Friday, 1st March, 2019
32. Harmattan Semester Break (Returning) Saturday, 2nd-Friday, 15th March, 2019
33. Lecture Free Week (Freshers) Monday, 25th February-Friday, 1st March, 2019
34. Commencement ofHarmattan Semester Examination (Freshers) Monday, 4th-Friday, 15th March, 2019
35. Faculty Board of Examiners to Consider Final Year Results at the End of 1st Semester (Presentation) Thursday, 21st March, 2019
36. Business Committee of Senate to Consider Final Year Results at the End of 1st Semester (1st Presentation) Wednesday, 27th – 29th March, 2019
37. End ofHarmattan Semester Examination (Freshers) Friday, 15th March, 2019
38. Commencement of Rain Semester (Returning) Monday, 1st April, 2019
39. Senate (Statutory) Tuesday, 2nd April, 2019
40. Commencement of Rain Semester lectures (Freshers) Monday, 8th April, 2019
41. Senate to Consider Final Year Results (1st Presentation) Tuesday, 4th April, 2019
42. CBT Continuous Assessment Monday, 6th -Friday, 17th May, 2019
43. Senate Meeting (Statutory) Tuesday, 4th June, 2019
44. End of Rain Semester Lectures Friday, 28th June, 2019
45. Lecture Free Week Monday, 1st – 5th July, 2019
46 Commencement of Rain Semester Examination Monday, 8th July, 2019
47. Commencement of SIWES, Teaching Practice, SWEP etc As Fixed
S/NO. ACTIVITY PROPOSED DATES
48. End of Rain Semester Examinations Friday, 26th July ,2019
49. Faculty Board of Examiners (to Consider Final Year Results) Thursday, lst-Wednesday, 7th August, 2019
50. Business Committee of Senate to Consider Final Year Result Monday, 12th-Wednesday, 14th August, 2019
51. Senate to Consider Graduating Students’ Results and End of Session Tuesday, 20th August, 2019
52. Commencement of 2019/2020 Session Wednesday, 21st August, 2019
53. Faculty Board Examination to Consider Good Standing Result Thursday, 22nd & Friday, 23rd August, 2019
54. Business Committee of Senate to Consider Goodstanding Results Monday, 26th & Tuesday, 27th August, 2019
55. Special Senate to Consider Goodstanding Results Tuesday, 3rd September, 2019
Note
Subject to Amendments
Wednesdays 4pm – 6pm: Lectures Free for Sports Activities

Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/11/university-of-ilorin-unilorin-releases_30.html

All newly admitted Direct Entry and UTME (Supplementary) candidates are requested to report for registration from Monday, 26th November, 2018 to Friday, 14th December, 2018 by 8:30 a. m. as scheduled below. Candidates are advised to follow the under listed registration procedure strictly.
REGISTRATION SCHEDULE
CLICK HERE TO VIEW REGISTRATION SCHEDULE
SCREENING PROCEDURE
Stage 1: Uploading of Documents
Login to the Unilag Students Portal (www.unilag.edu.ng –> students –> student login) and fill the biodata form, print the Screening Form. Students are expected to upload the underlisted documents while filling the Biodata form:
– Birth Certificate
– Letter of Reference
– Testimonial from Secondary Schools attended
– Certificate of State Of Origin
– JAMB Admission Letter
– Previous Degree Certificate (DE Students)
Stage 2: Screening
A. Proceed to the Faculty for registration as scheduled
B. Submit four copies of the underlisted documents to the Registration Officer:
Screening Form generated from Stage 1
UTME Result Slip
Unilag Post-UTME Result Slip
O’Level Result Certificate (WAEC/NECO) OR Statement of Result with an online version of the result
Letter of Reference from a reputable Clergyman/Imam/Lawyer/Senior Civil Servant
Birth Certificate/Sworn Declaration of Age
Testimonial from Secondary Schools attended
Certificate of State Of Origin
JAMB Admission Letter
Passport Photographs (12 Copies)
Stage 3: Payment of Fees
Generate pay advice
Proceed to any bank to make payment
Stage 4: Faculty/Departmental Registration
Proceed to the Faculty & Departments for further registration processes
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Impersonation is a serious offence and anybody found guilty of this will automatically forfeit his/her admission and may be handed over to Security Operatives.
DRUG USE: The University has zero tolerance for drug use; hence a compulsory test shall be conducted for all newly admitted students before or after registration. The admission of newly admitted students that test POSITIVE TO DRUG USE shall be withdrawn.
Oladejo Azeez, Esq.
Registrar and Secretary to Council

Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/11/university-of-lagos-unilag-announces.html

This is to inform all the candidates that participated in the Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) 2018/2019 Post UTME screening exercise that they can now check their admission status online.
As at the time of this publication, Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) admission list is only available on the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) Central Admission Processing System (CAPS) portal.
Check OAU Admission List.
Follow the instruction below to check your admission status on JAMB Website:
Go jamb.org.ng/efacility.
Login to your Jamb profile with your username and password.
Scroll down then locate and click the ‘Check Admission Status‘ tab.
Select your Exam year and Enter your registration number in the required columns.
Finally, click on ‘Check Admission Status‘ to access your OAU admission status.

Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/11/obafemi-awolowo-university-oau-releases.html

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The Management of the Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) is aware of the directive by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) that the 2018/2019 candidates who applied to study Law, Dentistry, Fine and Applied Arts, Botany and Family Nutrition and Consumer Sciences should either change course or university, due to non-accreditation by the National Universities Commission (NUC).
The general accreditation exercise was conducted across all universities in December, 2017 and the non-accreditation of some programmes cut across all universities and is not peculiar to OAU.

There are 106 programmes in the University of which the five mentioned above have issues with accreditation. Although all these programmes actually had interim status during the last exercise, they were denied accreditation because of the existing NUC regulation which does not allow for back to back interim status.

The University Management is working assiduously to address the issues raised by the NUC. It therefore has no doubt that the affected programmes will be restored hopefully in the forthcoming accreditation exercise slated for November, 2018. We hereby use this medium to officially appreciate the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFUND) for the prompt release of funds to upgrade the existing structures and facilities in the University.

We appreciate the concern of all stakeholders, particularly parents/guardians and prospective students on this development and plead for their understanding.
The Management will continue to do all within its power to uphold and build upon the academic excellence for which the University is known.
Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/08/oaus-update-on-admission-into-some.html

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The University of Ibadan invites applications from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the under-listed professional postgraduate degree programmes of the University of Ibadan School of Business (UISB).

Master in Business Administration (MBA) – Executive
Master in Business Administration (MBA) – Full-Time or Part-Time
Postgraduate Diploma in Management (PGDM) – Full-Time or Part-Time.

Available areas of specialization;

Agribusiness
Telecommunications
Marketing
Personnel
Finance and Accounting
Entrepreneurship and Operations Management

FLEXIBLILITY:
The executive MBA has been made flexible to accommodate the Business Executives to break their studies and be certified at every break.
UI School of Business Admission Eligibility.
Master of Business Administration (MBA)
Candidates should possess a Bachelor’s degree from a recognized University, with minimum of Second Class Honours (Lower Division).
OR
HND (Upper Credit) or ACA, ACMA, AIBA, CIS, CIBN, ACTS etc at minimum of merit level.
OR
Bachelor’s degree from a recognized University, with Third Class or Pass, plus Postgraduate Diploma.
OR
HND (Lower Credit) from a recognized Institution, plus Postgraduate Diploma.
Postgraduate Diploma in Management (PGDM)
Candidates should possess Bachelor’s degree from a recognized University, with Third Class or Pass.
OR
HND (Lower Credit)
OR
ACA, ACMA, AIBA, CIS, CIBN, ACTS etcat minimum of merit level.

How to Obtain UI Business School Form.

APPLICATION FEES: Application fee for all programmes is N25,000.00

For details on method of application, visit the University of Ibadan website: and click on University of Ibadan Postgraduate School Portal. Application Forms are to be completed on-line and will close on (6 wks from publication date). Note that the latest date for receipt of supporting documents is (3 wks from closing date). Successful applicants would be notified by e-mails.

NOTE:
i. All candidates must satisfy the University of Ibadan matriculation requirements of five credit passes including English at the Ordinary Level (O/L) at one sitting or six credit passes at two sittings.
ii.All applicants may be required to take the English proficiency examination at the University of Ibadan School of Business, University of Ibadan on (6 wks from publication date)

Apply at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/06/university-of-ibadan-ui-business-school.html

ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE POST OF BURSAR

1.The Governing Council of the University of Ilorin hereby announces that the position of Bursar of the University will become vacant with effect from 26th September 2018. In accordance with the provisions of the Universities (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act No. 11 of 1993 (as amended by Act No. 25 of 1996) and by the Universities (Miscellaneous Provisions) (Amendment) Act, 2012, the Governing Council in exercise of the powers as contained therein, has decided to commence the process of appointing a new Bursar.

Therefore, applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates for the vacant post of BURSAR in the Bursary Department of the University of Ilorin.

2.THE POSITION

The Bursar is a Principal Officer and is the Chief Financial Officer of the University, responsible to the Vice-Chancellor for the day-to-day administration and control of the financial affairs of the University. He/she should provide the University Management with appropriate advice and support for all of the institution’s financial transactions, including investments.

3.QUALIFICATIONS

a)The prospective candidate must hold a good first Degree in Accounting from a recognized University. In addition, he must be a member of at least one of the underlisted professional bodies:

i)Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN), or England and Wales, or Scotland, or Ireland;

ii)Association of National Accountants of Nigeria (ANAN);

iii)Chartered Association of Certified Accountants (ACCA);

iv)Institute of Certified Public Accountants (CPA);

v)Chartered Institute of Cost and Management Accountants (ICMA); and

b)The applicant shall be a person of unassailable integrity, excellent interpersonal relations, good health and competent in the use of ICT for management services.

4.EXPERIENCE

The applicant should have a minimum of twelve (12) years cognate experience and must have attained the rank of Deputy Bursar for at least five (5) years in a University environment.

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5.CONDITION OF SERVICE

The successful candidate shall hold office for a non-renewable single term of five years, on such terms and conditions as applicable to Federal Universities in Nigeria and as may be determined by appropriate University Laws and the Council.

6.METHOD OF APPLICATION

Applicants are required to submit a set of their credentials and twenty-five (25) typewritten copies of their applications, giving the following information in the order listed below:

(i)Full Name

(ii)Post Desired and Department

(iii)Date of Birth

(iv)Place of Birth and State of Origin

(v)Nationality

(vi)Permanent Home Address

(vii)Current Postal Address

(viii)Marital Status

(ix)Number of Children with Names and Ages

(x)Institutions Attended (with dates)

(xi)Pure Academic Qualifications (with dates)

(xii)Professional Qualifications (with dates)

(xiii)List of Publications with Details of Title, Publishers, or Journals dates and pages (where applicable)

(xiv)Working Experience: General and Specific Experience (with dates)

(xv)Details of Administrative experience and Service to the Community (with status and dates)

(xvi)Present Employment, Status, Salary and Employer

(xvii)Extra Curricular Activities

(xviii)Names and Addresses of three (3) referees (two of whom must be a Professional or an authority in relevant fields) who must be requested by the applicant to forward directly to the Registrar, confidential Reports on the applicant indicating the post desired. The name of the candidate and post should be clearly indicated at the left-hand corner of the envelope.

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted and invited for interview.

7.CLOSING DATE

Applications are to be forwarded to the Registrar, University of Ilorin, P.M.B. 1515, Ilorin not later than six (6) weeks from the date of this publication.

(Signed)

Dr. (Mrs.) F.M. Olowoleni

Registrar

ONLINE VERIFICATION

Students should visit the University website for online verification. The verification portal shall be open from June 6 – 20, 2018.

Instructions
Students should complete the online verification form and print the Exam Admit Slip.
Exam Admit Slip should be submitted to the Student’s Department for Manual Verification and Authentication before 21st June 2018.
Students will be required to present the authenticated Exam Admit Slip for Second Semester 2017/2018 Examinations.

For further clarification, please contact your Departmental Higher Technical Officer Coordinator or ICT Rep.


Signed
Chris C. Igbokwe, Esq.
Registrar


Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/06/university-of-nigeria-nsukka-announces.html

This is to inform all the students of the Ambrose Alli University (AAU), Ekpoma that the management of the university has announced a new resumption date for the commencement of second semester, 2017/2018 academic session.

AAU resumption date that was earlier announced to be 3rd June, 2018 has been postponed to 10th June, 2018.

Lectures are expected to commence on Monday 11th June, 2018 without delay.

Deans, HOD, Lecturers and students of the University community are to take note of this.

Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/05/the-senate-of-aau-ekpoma-decides-new.html

Her ambition initially was to study Medicine and Surgery at the Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto (UDUS). But Aishat Biliaminu could not make it as she was offered admission to study Biological Sciences, where she made a First Class. However, the valedictorian says she plans to go into fashion designing. NURUDEEN AKEWUSHOLA (200-Level Mathematics) writes.

The dream of all First Class graduates is to get a lucrative job. But no so for Aishat Biliaminu, a First Class graduate of Biological Sciences of the Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto (UDUS).

The valedictorian, who finished with a Cumulative Grade Point Average (CGPA) of 4.50, plans to be a fashion designer.

For Aishat, a youth Corps member in Edo State, she prayed for a First Class from the day she gained admission into the institution.

According to the indigene of Erin-Ile in Kwara State, she planned to study Medicine and Surgery, but this dream was aborted, no thanks to a low score in the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).

However, she accepted her fate and accepted the course she was offered.

She said: “I wanted to study Medicine initially, but I was not offered admission in 2011. Then, I sat for another UTME the same year and put in for Medicine. I got 88 per cent in post-UTME, but I was not offered the course because of a low UTME score. I was offered Biological Science. I cried when I could not get Medicine. I didn’t like Biological Science.

“I wanted to study a professional course, which my parents wanted. They were also sad when I did not get Medicine. My dad asked me to sit for another UTME, but I didn’t like the idea. I applied to change from Biological Science to another medical course, but I wasn’t successful. I had to accept my fate. I promised my parents that I would finish with a First Class to make them happy.”

Achieving the feat did not come easy for Aishat. Like her peers, she had some challenges.

Was her feat ever threatened by failure? “Yes,” Aishat said, adding: “I was, unexpectedly, given D in CHM 102 and I thought I might not finish with a First Class. My classmates advised me to go to the lecturer and complain, but I declined because it could be dangerous to my academic pursuit. I accepted it as my fate and worked hard to ensure such never happened again.”



Besides, accommodation was another challenge that almost threatened Aishat’s goal. Except in 100-Level, when she stayed on the campus, Aishat said she could not get accommodation till she completed her studies. She squatted for the rest of her stay in the institution.

She said: “Getting accommodation was a major challenge as I moved to higher academic level. I only got accommodation when I was a fresher, but I squatted in my remaining years in the school. It wasn’t that my parents did not have money to get me a good space. I wanted to stay on the campus, but the politics of hostel allocation did not allow me to get a bed space.”

Aishat said she knew what she wanted from the outset of her academic sojourn, which made her invest ample time and energy in her academics. Finishing with a CGPA of 4.50, she said, was below her expectation. She added that the challenges she faced during her studies hampered her performance.

“I believe I could have performed better, but couple of challenges I faced affected me and led to tumbling of my cumulative grade. But, I am still thankful that I finished with a First Class,” she said.

Aishat said she had sleepless nights throughout her days in the institution. Whenever she saw her peers going for night reading, she felt challenged and this spurred her to folow them.

“I saw every classmate as a competitor. Whenever I saw them going to read at night, I would lose sleep because I wanted to maintain my academic standing. This encouraged me to study hard. Whenever I was tired of reading and felt like going to sleep in the hostel, the sight of students reading would change my mind,” she said.

But Aishat, unlike her peers, did not go to the library or classrooms to read. She read in the mosque, where she said she got tranquility and assimilated faster.

She said: “Sometimes, I read early before sunrise because there is high assimilation then. When I woke up, I would take my bath and cook. Then, I would go and read if there was no lecture. But, if I had early morning lectures, I would go to mosque to read after the lectures. I love reading in the mosque because of the tranquility. I spent the rest my time there.”

All work and no play, the saying goes, makes Jack a dull boy. For Aishat, it was not all about night reading. She balanced her studies with good sleep and films watching during her leisure.

“Whenever I was not going to study or go for tutorial classes, I attend social function. I always attended meetings of Erin-Ile Students’ Union and our annual day programme. Beyond that, I watch films and also take hours of sleep,” she said.

Aishat advised students to choose wisely when choosing friends. She discouraged students from choosing friends who have nothing meaningful to contribute to their goals. This belief made her to keep friendship with First Class peers, including Bolaji Ajape of Veterinery Medicine, Ola Lukman and Simon Adegoke of Biochemistry.

Asked what her plan is after the National Youth Service, Aishat said: “No time to waste. I have been spending my time learning fashion designing. After my service year, I want to go fully into fashion designing. I have started. I have plans to employ people to sew clothes for me. Although I might eventually go into lecturing, my attention now is focused on fashion.”

Source:https://www.prep.ng/2018/05/i-want-to-be-fashion-designer-udusok.html

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the University of Benin (UNIBEN) Teaching Hospital 3 Years school of nursing programme leading to the award of Registered Nurse Certificate (RN)

UNIBEN TEACHING HOSPITAL SCHOOL OF NURSING ENTRY QUALIFICATIONS:
1. Candidates must not be less than 18 years old.
2. Must possess the following:
a) WAEC/GCE (O/Level) NECO with five credits in not more than two sittings, subjects should include english, mathematics, chemistry, biology and physics
b) candidates awaiting release of their WASCC/GCE/NECO results can apply.

UNIBEN TEACHING HOSPITAL SCHOOL OF NURSING APPLICATION FORM:
Application forms are obtainable from the Office of the Principal. Completed forms should be returned to the undersigned with evidence of payment of a non-refundable fee of ten thousand Naira (N10,000.00) only made payable to UBTH Treasury Single Account (TSA) via the REMITA Platform in any Commercial Bank under the service type “Training School – School of Nursing”.

Forms should be returned with four (4) recent coloured passport photographs (taken in preceding two weeks).

Pay N200 into the EDO STATE NURSING AND MIDWIFERY COUNCIL COMMITTEE first bank account 2004854377.

Read more at:[url] https://www.prep.ng/2018/04/uniben-teaching-hospital-ubth-school-of.html[/url]

Physical clearance and registration of Fresh Students in the Admissions Office and respective College/Faculty Offices will take place from Monday, 19th to Wednesday, 28th March, 2018.


PROCEDURE
Candidates who had accepted the offer of admission and paid School Charges are to follow the Procedure below:

(1) proceed to the Admissions Office with the original and photocopies of their credentials, for physical clearance.

(2) proceed to their respective College/Faculty offices with evidence of physical clearance from the Admissions Office, the original and photocopies of their credentials for physical clearance, registration and submission of File.

Please NOTE:
Medical Examination and registration at the University Health Centre (O.B. Lulu-Briggs) will hold at a later date. The Date and procedure for this will be communicated in due course.

Orientation Programme for First Year Students of 2017/2018 session will hold on Tuesday, 27th March, 2018 at 9.30 a.m. in the Convocation Arena.

The Matriculation Ceremony of First Year Students of the 2017/2018 session will hold on Thursday, 29th March, 2018 at 9.00 a.m. in Convocation Arena.

Collection of Academic Gown for the Matriculation Ceremony will commence on Monday, 26th March, 2018 in the College/Faculty Offices.

Please watch out for more information on the University's Website.

Thank you.

Source: https://www.prep.ng/2018/03/unn-procedures-for-physical-clearance.html

Find out who was born on the same day as you.

Happy Birthday or Belated Birthday!
Enjoy

February 14th

FeelDeMusic:
I speak Spanish and some French, learning Yoruba now!

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The non-academic unions of universities,(NASU, NAAT, SSANU) under the umbrella of Joint Action Committee (JAC) has called off the 3 months strike action which began December 4, 2017.
Chairman of the Joint Action Committee of the unions, Samson Ugwuoke, announced this decision at a briefing in Abuja on Wednesday, noting that “based on extensive consultations with our various organs, we hereby announce the suspension of the strike action embarked upon by JAC with effect from today, March 14.”

NASU, NAAT, SSANU Suspend 3 Months Nationwide Strike
The JAC comprises of the National Association of Academic Technologists, the Non-Academic Staff Union of Educational and Associated Institutions and the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities.

Members of the unions have been directed to resume on March 15, 2018.

The Chairman however warned that the unions may be forced to resume the action if agreements that led to its suspension were not strictly adhered to.
It was gathered that the federal government at a meeting with the unions last week, had agreed to source for about N8 billion to settle the earned allowance of striking non-teaching staff of universities within the next five weeks, a commitment that led to the suspension of the industrial action.
Read more at:https://www.prep.ng/2018/03/nasu-naat-ssanu-suspend-3-months.html

Outofsync:
Oyo Yoruba

Ijebu Yoruba

Iwo Yoruba


And that intelligible gargle the Ekiti and Ondo's call Yoruba


so..... Yoruba and English majorly �

funny

What has a head and a tail but no body?

What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?

Answer is raw egg cant even crack the floor.

MistadeRegal:
The concrete floor is not gonna crack bro.

Almost there.

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

MistadeRegal:
Because he sleeps at nights.

Correct....
You are the winner!

Next winner

Blakjewelry:
Yes depending on the situation

No

I will post next question after the correct answer

Two identical twins have been arrested for alleged examination malpractice in the ongoing Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, at the University of Maiduguri centre, Borno.

Mr Babagana Gutti, Chief Examiner Officer in the state, told the News Agency of Nigeria that the twins were apprehended by the security operatives on Saturday in Maiduguri.

Gutti said that the brothers tricked invigilators and security personnel to gain entrance to the centre.

He said one of them tried to sit for the examination on behalf of his brother.

The JAMB official explained that one, Hussain Andulhammeed, was captured in the biometric registration for the Computer Based Test (CBT), but his brother, Hassan, decided to sit for the examination in his place.

“We did not suspect foul play until one of the invigilators noticed the other identical twin outside the examination hall.

“The invigilator became curious and asked him few questions; but not satisfied with answers he put them together for verification.

“It is unfortunate our findings showed that he was in the examination hall in place of his brother,” he said.

Gutti added that the candidates had been penalised and handed over to security personnel.

He explained that the examination was going smoothly in the eight designated centres in the state.

NAN reports that about 1,700 candidates registered for the examination in the state.

Source:http://punchng.com/utme-2018-twins-arrested-for-exam-malpractice/

nas4q:

I have spent over 25 years in Lagos. So its natural for me to speak Yoruba. My mum is from NIGER republic and my dad is from Kaduna. That explains Hausa and zabarma. I did my youth service in akwa ibom and stayed put for 3 years. I have learnt a bit of their language before leaving. I am learning Igbo on my own.

All i can say is bam dan den bam

nas4q:
Hausa 80%
Yoruba 90%
Annang 40℅
Zabarma 60%

Are you a police

thesicilian:

1. Money
2. Love
3. Music.

The three most universal of all languages.

Really. Its a language

Probz:
Igbo and a little bit of Yoruba and Igala here and there.

Hope to have mastered the last two olus German, French and Italian come Halloween.

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50%
50%?