The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks There new method of depositing cash in Banks is either the use of ATM. I witnessed this last week Friday at a GTBank and the practice has not stopped. But I don't think other banks have started this. How it works: * You can use it to deposit N10,000 and below. The denominations must be in N500 or N1,000. * To deposit, you have to type the banks general pin of 0000 and press the action. eg: deposit. Then you ll type the account number to deposit the cash, the phone number of the depositor. The machine will open its deposit hole and instruct you to place in your cash and you ll type the amount you are sending. * It will notify you by showing you the full names and account number of the recipient which you ll v to confirm with the yes or no buttons. * After this, the machine will credit the account of the receiver. Note: You must arrange your cash in a straight way so that it can enter the machine. Failure to do this will result in cash ejection. During this process, your cash may get rough or torn. The process is fast but can be risky because aside the security camera that records when someone was depositing, no one else is there to witness the day the machine malfunctions. Also, it may be risky to use it at odd hours like early in the morning, late at night or during quiet times like environmental sanitation day or curfew times.

The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks There new method of depositing cash in Banks is either the use of ATM. I witnessed this last week Friday at a GTBank and the practice has not stopped. But I don't think other banks have started this. How it works: * You can use it to deposit N10,000 and below. The denominations must be in N500 or N1,000. * To deposit, you have to type the banks general pin of 0000 and press the action. eg: deposit. Then you ll type the account number to deposit the cash, the phone number of the depositor. The machine will open its deposit hole and instruct you to place in your cash and you ll type the amount you are sending. * It will notify you by showing you the full names and account number of the recipient which you ll v to confirm with the yes or no buttons. * After this, the machine will credit the account of the receiver. Note: You must arrange your cash in a straight way so that it can enter the machine. Failure to do this will result in cash ejection. During this process, your cash may get rough or torn. The process is fast but can be risky because aside the security camera that records when someone was depositing, no one else is there to witness the day the machine malfunctions. Also, it may be risky to use it at odd hours like early in the morning, late at night or during quiet times like environmental sanitation day or curfew times.

The New Method Of Depositing Cash In Banks There new method of depositing cash in Banks is either the use of ATM. I witnessed this last week Friday at a GTBank and the practice has not stopped. But I don't think other banks have started this. How it works: * You can use it to deposit N10,000 and below. The denominations must be in N500 or N1,000. * To deposit, you have to type the banks general pin of 0000 and press the action. eg: deposit. Then you ll type the account number to deposit the cash, the phone number of the depositor. The machine will open its deposit hole and instruct you to place in your cash and you ll type the amount you are sending. * It will notify you by showing you the full names and account number of the recipient which you ll v to confirm with the yes or no buttons. * After this, the machine will credit the account of the receiver. Note: You must arrange your cash in a straight way so that it can enter the machine. Failure to do this will result in cash ejection. During this process, your cash may get rough or torn. The process is fast but can be risky because aside the security camera that records when someone was depositing, no one else is there to witness the day the machine malfunctions. Also, it may be risky to use it at odd hours like early in the morning, late at night or during quiet times like environmental sanitation day or curfew times.

My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row, when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite d Pastor charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked d man seriously for being so generous. He replied \\\”don\\\’t mention, be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket\\\” Whaaaat?!!!!!…….usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!! Don\\\’t laugh alone share it and make someone smile…

eleko1:
Confusionist letter only U understand Ur epistle

HEheer u dis dumb?

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE EFCC
CHAIRMAN, MR LAMORDE IBRAHIM
EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde

So Far, So Good: My Submission.

Dear Sir,
I might be naive, but I cannot appreciate
you and your team enough for the recent
gallant efforts to retrieve our yams stolen
before May 29, 2015 at our national yam
barn. I wish to state that I am now totally
brainwashed that change has come to stay!
I have some reasonable grounds for this
feeling. Hence, I can return to my village
and sleep for my hope now is stronger
than my despair in the previous years.
Just as I was about to lay my poor self
down with this latest conviction, and wait
patiently for the change to reach to my
door step, it struck my mind that there are
potholes and the way to my home might
be
delayed, if not totally forgotten. It is on this
note that I write to you.
Benue State, my state of origin, is in the
mid-belt region of this country, with the
Tiv, Idoma and Igede Languages
predominantly spoken, as well as other
dialects. It is here sir, that the immediate
past President of the Senate; the Senate
Minority Leader; the
Minister of State for Trade and Investment,
and a short time acting Aviation Minister;
the Minister of State for foreign affairs and
‘most importantly’, the most-featured-on-
Presidential-trips-Governor, a friend to the
immediate past President of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria, the most articulate
Governor from the Northern part of
Nigeria, an immediate Past Governor of the
State Rt. Hon. Dr. Gabriel Torwua Suswam
all hail from.
With this popularity, I am sure one may
wonder why a poor boy there, still have
some doubts that the State might be
forgotten. Well, to the State, these were,
but names!
I have no doubt as to whether we are still
remembered, but I doubt if you have
already known about the terrible storm we
had in the last administration, or you
heard about the enormity of its
consequences on us and how stronger it
blew here.
There have been cries from all angles of
massive looting, stealing and ‘thieving’ of
government property including money by
the immediate past administration of the
State. But the man on the street will never
understand the intimacy and details of
such
government dealings, most especially
when money is involved. The most obvious
to us usually, are the non-existing/
functioning
projects through which the huge funds are
been embezzled. For instance, in Benue
State particularly, the ‘Greater Makurdi
Water Works, Otobi and Katsina-Ala Water
works’ were contracted since 2008. And
since then, these projects alone, became
pits for the State allocations, Tax-Payers’
money, and a 13 billion Naira bond was
shortly before the exit of the past
administration, approved and collected by
same in the name of these projects.
Worse still, in spite of the fact that these
projects were commissioned by formal
President, Goodluck Jonathan sometime in
March 2012, there has been water
everywhere in the State but non for
residents to drink.
Again Sir, the money and items meant for
flood victims in the State were diverted for
personal usage; and the most obvious
storm was the non payment of workers’
salaries, entitlements and pensions for
several months. Yet, a huge debt profile
was left for the incoming administration of
the State.
Sir, with all these and many more(which
are probably hidden to common people
(like myself), I wonder what is delaying the
presence of your team to our dear State! I
became highly-strung to speak to you
through my pen when I heard of the good
work of your team in the far Southern
Nigeria – their being after Hon. Kingsley
Kuku, former President Goodluck’s Adviser
on Amnesty who hails from Ondo State of
the South-West Zone that is not less than
494km away from you, leaving behind
Benue State under your feet-that is just
about 282km away.
That is my doubt; that is my beck, Sir!
Sir, even though there might have been
very little and tiny yam seeds stolen in
Benue State as compared to what you are
after now, but that is what we produce;
and that is what we survive on. That, I’m
passionate about…
So I suggest Sir, that as you started well in
the far Northern part of the Country, and
you wish to do well in the South-West now,
please, do not dive, come and have a look.
Do not forget to also extend this
handshake of Change to States as well as
the Local Government Levels so that we
can separate the bran from the flour.
Thank you and May God grease your elbow
as He leads your path. Extend my profound
gratitude to His Excellency, President
Ityorumun Muhammadu Buhari for
allowing you a free space to do your job.

Yours Sincerely,
Blessed Comrade Akade Emmanuel Iorhile

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE EFCC
CHAIRMAN, MR LAMORDE IBRAHIM
EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde
So Far, So Good: My Submission.
Dear Sir,
I might be naive, but I cannot appreciate
you and your team enough for the recent
gallant efforts to retrieve our yams stolen
before May 29, 2015 at our national yam
barn. I wish to state that I am now totally
brainwashed that change has come to stay!
I have some reasonable grounds for this
feeling. Hence, I can return to my village
and sleep for my hope now is stronger
than my despair in the previous years.
Just as I was about to lay my poor self
down with this latest conviction, and wait
patiently for the change to reach to my
door step, it struck my mind that there are
potholes and the way to my home might
be
delayed, if not totally forgotten. It is on this
note that I write to you.
Benue State, my state of origin, is in the
mid-belt region of this country, with the
Tiv, Idoma and Igede Languages
predominantly spoken, as well as other
dialects. It is here sir, that the immediate
past President of the Senate; the Senate
Minority Leader; the
Minister of State for Trade and Investment,
and a short time acting Aviation Minister;
the Minister of State for foreign affairs and
‘most importantly’, the most-featured-on-
Presidential-trips-Governor, a friend to the
immediate past President of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria, the most articulate
Governor from the Northern part of
Nigeria, an immediate Past Governor of the
State Rt. Hon. Dr. Gabriel Torwua Suswam
all hail from.
With this popularity, I am sure one may
wonder why a poor boy there, still have
some doubts that the State might be
forgotten. Well, to the State, these were,
but names!
I have no doubt as to whether we are still
remembered, but I doubt if you have
already known about the terrible storm we
had in the last administration, or you
heard about the enormity of its
consequences on us and how stronger it
blew here.
There have been cries from all angles of
massive looting, stealing and ‘thieving’ of
government property including money by
the immediate past administration of the
State. But the man on the street will never
understand the intimacy and details of
such
government dealings, most especially
when money is involved. The most obvious
to us usually, are the non-existing/
functioning
projects through which the huge funds are
been embezzled. For instance, in Benue
State particularly, the ‘Greater Makurdi
Water Works, Otobi and Katsina-Ala Water
works’ were contracted since 2008. And
since then, these projects alone, became
pits for the State allocations, Tax-Payers’
money, and a 13 billion Naira bond was
shortly before the exit of the past
administration, approved and collected by
same in the name of these projects.
Worse still, in spite of the fact that these
projects were commissioned by formal
President, Goodluck Jonathan sometime in
March 2012, there has been water
everywhere in the State but non for
residents to drink.
Again Sir, the money and items meant for
flood victims in the State were diverted for
personal usage; and the most obvious
storm was the non payment of workers’
salaries, entitlements and pensions for
several months. Yet, a huge debt profile
was left for the incoming administration of
the State.
Sir, with all these and many more(which
are probably hidden to common people
(like myself), I wonder what is delaying the
presence of your team to our dear State! I
became highly-strung to speak to you
through my pen when I heard of the good
work of your team in the far Southern
Nigeria – their being after Hon. Kingsley
Kuku, former President Goodluck’s Adviser
on Amnesty who hails from Ondo State of
the South-West Zone that is not less than
494km away from you, leaving behind
Benue State under your feet-that is just
about 282km away.
That is my doubt; that is my beck, Sir!
Sir, even though there might have been
very little and tiny yam seeds stolen in
Benue State as compared to what you are
after now, but that is what we produce;
and that is what we survive on. That, I’m
passionate about…
So I suggest Sir, that as you started well in
the far Northern part of the Country, and
you wish to do well in the South-West now,
please, do not dive, come and have a look.
Do not forget to also extend this
handshake of Change to States as well as
the Local Government Levels so that we
can separate the bran from the flour.
Thank you and May God grease your elbow
as He leads your path. Extend my profound
gratitude to His Excellency, President
Ityorumun Muhammadu Buhari for
allowing you a free space to do your job.
Yours Sincerely,
Blessed Comrade Akade Emmanuel Iorhile

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE EFCC
CHAIRMAN, MR LAMORDE IBRAHIM
EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde

So Far, So Good: My Submission.

Dear Sir,
I might be naive, but I cannot appreciate
you and your team enough for the recent
gallant efforts to retrieve our yams stolen before May 29, 2015 at our national yam
barn. I wish to state that I am now totally
brainwashed that change has come to stay!
I have some reasonable grounds for this
feeling. Hence, I can return to my village
and sleep for my hope now is stronger than my despair in the previous years.
Just as I was about to lay my poor self down with this latest conviction, and wait
patiently for the change to reach to my
door step, it struck my mind that there are potholes and the way to my home might be
delayed, if not totally forgotten. It is on this note that I write to you.
Benue State, my state of origin, is in the
mid-belt region of this country, with the Tiv, Idoma and Igede Languages predominantly spoken, as well as other dialects. It is here sir, that the immediate past President of the Senate; the Senate Minority Leader; the
Minister of State for Trade and Investment, and a short time acting Aviation Minister; the Minister of State for foreign affairs and ‘most importantly’, the most-featured-on- Presidential-trips-Governor, a friend to the immediate past President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, the most articulate Governor from the Northern part of
Nigeria, an immediate Past Governor of the State Rt. Hon. Dr. Gabriel Torwua Suswam all hail from.

With this popularity, I am sure one may
wonder why a poor boy there, still have
some doubts that the State might be
forgotten. Well, to the State, these were, but names!

I have no doubt as to whether we are still remembered, but I doubt if you have
already known about the terrible storm we had in the last administration, or you heard about the enormity of its consequences on us and how stronger it blew here.
There have been cries from all angles of
massive looting, stealing and ‘thieving’ of government property including money by the immediate past administration of the State. But the man on the street will never understand the intimacy and details of such
government dealings, most especially when money is involved. The most obvious to us usually, are the non-existing/functioning
projects through which the huge funds are been embezzled. For instance, in Benue State particularly, the ‘Greater Makurdi Water Works, Otobi and Katsina-Ala Water works’ were contracted since 2008. And since then, these projects alone, became pits for the State allocations, Tax-Payers’ money, and a 13 billion Naira bond was shortly before the exit of the past administration, approved and collected by same in the name of these projects.
Worse still, in spite of the fact that these
projects were commissioned by formal
President, Goodluck Jonathan sometime in March 2012, there has been water
everywhere in the State but non for
residents to drink.

Again Sir, the money and items meant for flood victims in the State were diverted for personal usage; and the most obvious storm was the non payment of workers’ salaries, entitlements and pensions for
several months. Yet, a huge debt profile was left for the incoming administration of the State.

Sir, with all these and many more(which are probably hidden to common people (like myself), I wonder what is delaying the presence of your team to our dear State! I became highly-strung to speak to you through my pen when I heard of the good work of your team in the far Southern Nigeria – their being after Hon. Kingsley Kuku, former President Goodluck’s Adviser on Amnesty who hails from Ondo State of the South-West Zone that is not less than 494km away from you, leaving behind Benue State under your feet-that is just about 282km away.
That is my doubt; that is my beck, Sir!

Sir, even though there might have been
very little and tiny yam seeds stolen in
Benue State as compared to what you are after now, but that is what we produce; and that is what we survive on. That, I’m passionate about…
So I suggest Sir, that as you started well in the far Northern part of the Country, and you wish to do well in the South-West now, please, do not dive, come and have a look.
Do not forget to also extend this handshake of Change to States as well as the Local Government Levels so that we can separate the bran from the flour.


Thank you and May God grease your elbow as He leads your path. Extend my profound gratitude to His Excellency, President Ityorumun Muhammadu Buhari for allowing you a free space to do your job.

Yours Sincerely,
Blessed Comrade Akade Emmanuel Iorhile

Obama: (thinking) How I go even start dis gay stuff! See him face dey strong
Baba: (thinking) no even go dat gay side, mumu

hoho

Tnx 4 d info