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[quote author=m.k.o2005]On the last day,you will equally give account for calling some one a fucker if u dnt repent now ! that word is not befitting for a christian .Pls stop the use of such word !
God bless us[/quote]Guy, u didnt need 2answer him. He is jst a jobles criminal, d best ans 2such fools is 2ignore them. Go on in ur wishes 2 d prophet/ shepherd of our time. Im Laughin at them o.

Happy bday to my life coach and mentor. God's no 1 prophet in our generation. Many wud hav been dead by now, if not 4 d gospel of christ u preach. D world wud hav been a bitter place if u didnt say "yes" 2d call of christ. Christ is truly in u, and U in Him. Im proud 2be a partaker of d grace upon ur life. U ar d reason 4d season, il 4eva appreciate, love and cherish u. U ar d heaven's citizen on earth. Ride on pastor... Ur followers ar multiplying by d day, and let ur haters and critics increase even the more, becus u need more of their criticism 2forge ahead in life. Im proud of u and 4eva remain loyal to God and u. Thank u sir, u ar d best.

mabell: ok, are you an artist or not?

Shut up and be focused 4once. I doubt if u ar truly a daughter of zion. Why shud jogabaje answer such jobles mammals.

nuella2: OK let me enlighten you on offer7. In christ embassy we celebrate our pastors, leaders and members on their birthdays. Mostly its a surprise, so we call it a name which they dont understand what we are saying. Pastor chris birthday is called 'offer7', we have some other names like, E 21, Vision 17 etc. For your information its not only pastor chris's birthday we celebrate, my birthday was celebrated when i was i cell member, i wonder the name they called it, maybe N3. We appreciate and celebrate each other from pastor to members.

We give towards the celebration of our pastors birthday willingly and not by force, i can count how many times have given for pastors bithday, cos i didnt know the importance until recent, all those times nobody forced me to give. As a cell member several gifts were given tp me, when i got home my uncle asked jokingly if i got married that day.

Offer7 is not a scam, just a name we use in calling his birthday. There are other names around the ministry(E21, vision17, Vision 10, etc.)there names even for members.

U didnt nid 2explain ths to ths jobles kunle0shob and his cohorts. Toking and quoting them is like having a conversation wit d devil whch is not necesary at al. Girl, stay focused, shun them and let them continue 2be behind u. U ar waistng ur time here explainin thngs 2fools. Get busy pls.

Wumine: You almost sound like you are equating him to God

And so?

Jobless fools, unemployed iliterates, discusing a man who doesnt even kno they exist. Jumpin frm one pastor to d anoda wit their runnin mouth, yet d pastors making more progres and more...Frustration is realy at ur door steps. Pastor kun or wateva u call urslf, u ar simply an agent of darknez sent frm hell 2come and deceive d peopl on earth, d pastor in ur name is jst a title added 2u cus u ar not even worthy 2b a xtian. It wud hav bin beta if u wer not born at al, or beta stil, dead and 4gotten, cus ur living is as gud as dead. Baboons.

You are truly d God-sent 2our generation. I wonder where we wud have been if u didnt say "yes" to d call of Christ. U ar Jesus' representative and we, as a family, say happy bday 2u our father, coach, mentor, role model, teacher and minister. We luv u.

Revolva: Shut up no heaven or hell its just a state of mind -- imagination ok religion is man made ok and no creator will like to segregate his children , by buring dem in eternal fire -- na wa oo see high degree brainwashing ... Stories - think for ya self blackman

I can see d devil's hand is on ur head and he has sworn 4u dat u belong 2his kingdom so he wil do anythng 2blindfold u frm d kingdom. It wud hav been beta if u wer nt born.

Austinodark: You re claiming a christain and u dey insult people up and down,is that what yoùr pastor taught you

And u ar claimin a muslim, and u dey insult pastors up and down, is dat wat ur imam taught u? To insult a vagabond like u, and 2insult anointed men of God, whch is punishable by God? Havent u heard dat honour is given 2whom honour is due, and u and ur cohorts dont deserve an iota of it.

Austinodark: But 2000 people dey leave evry week

See anoda bad belle o.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Shut up please ... Enough is enough!
People like you can argue with a frying pan[/quote]

[quote author=Table Leg ]Shut up please ... Enough is enough!
People like you can argue with a frying pan[/quote]hahahaha, ar u stil frustrated, told u 2send me ur acct no so i can help u out. U need serious help.

rusher14: Who referred to pastor Ayo?
This was a canopy question needing a blanket answer.
Sheesh, talk about ninnies!!!

Guy, wake up, comon sense or logic mind wil not take u thru ths life. Just begin a new race wit Xst.

Logicboy03: lol.....But you worship him now? Have you jerrycurled your hair?

Guy, u need Jesus in ur life urgently and seriously. Im a lady but wats bad about jerry curl on me even as a guy?

Logicboy03: lol.....But you worship him now? Have you jerrycurled your hair?

Im a lady so wats if i do?, guy, jokes apart, u need Jesus in ur life, urgently and seriously.

rusher14: Let me answer that question for you.
Yes a broke congregation can buy a private jet for it's pastor by giving:
10% of their monthly income e.g. If the congregation is 5 million strong. I'm sure a few of these churches have this number.
Say 10% of this 5million gives 5,000 naira every month as tithe that's 2.5 billion every month. From a congregation that earns 50,000 monthly (you and I know that's poor income).
That intact is enough to buy a plane from just the first month's earnings.
But hey who knows how they actually get the money for these things. Could be books, or music, or olive oil.

Ur answer is as poor as d poster. Havent u heart dat pastor Ayo's jet was a bday gift, the church contributed wit just by d snap of their finger and bought him dat jet. Now tel me, how does tithe come in here? 4ur infor, it was a surprise bday gift, just a few days cntribution. And now ur ears ar straight. See u.

lynpetra: maybe because i dont ve enuf money yet to share indomie noodles

So u ar a poor man, abi? Thats d more reason u need 2conect 2d anointing.

[quote author=lynpetra][/quote]And why ar u lamenting? Who asked u al dat. And now i kno u have a serious problem. Huh!

lynpetra: and maybe her pubic hair too.Akagba i suggest u roll it also.Jerry curl pubic hair

Read ths ur coment again, did it make any sense 2u? Thot i was comunicatin wit d educated folk, didnt even kno u ar a stag illiterate+ frustrated being+ emptry brain+ dumb. U dont nid education but a brain surgery. Haaaa, ur condition is horrible guy, walai.

Logicboy03: See this man worshipper.


When will you build statue for Pastor chris?

Did he eva tell u that he needs a statue. U ar realy showin how naive and daft u ar. Realy laughng at ur brain emptines.

[quote author=garri_gangster]I guess being a Christ Embassy member, she also fries her hair like Maroune Chamakh[/quote]And that doesnt stop me frm being a millionaire, if u dnt like it like dat, then get burnt like d aluu 4.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Look my friend, a kid will answer that question easily .... You are an airhead if you dont know your pastors and men of God are scammers parading themselves at the pulpit![/quote]Frustation at its best. Table leg 4real and thats how men wil continue 2 descend on u and push u tho and fro like they do 2 table. They wil break u like i just broke my table leg. Dat name realy suits ur person. U truly kno urslf, hahahaha.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Is your pastor allowed to use God's money to buy a jet, or Armani suits, or a choice property in Lekki or to drive personalised number plate exotic cars?
Please answer me or continue to wallow in abject poverty and extreme penury ....
Over loaded with shi/t, that is the real deal...
You are seating in a cybercafe where you dropped your last 50naira for 30minutes airtime, well guess what, your time is about to be up!
Get out there now and go and sort your life out .... wake up, and smell the coffee .. Your hard earned money is being pilfered and lavished on worldly things by your pastors and men of God ....... You are a brainwashed soul, an airhead clutching straws![/quote]Hahahaha, ths is exactly how frustrated people tok, oww guy, ur own frustration is beyond human comprehension and i can imagne how bitter and twisted u ar. O wat a pity? So ur poverty mentality is telin u dat im in a cyber cafe, abi? Hahahahaha. How sad o, i undastand ur situation, sorry my guy oo, ok? Hunger is realy tearin u apart dat u had 2transfer ur aggresion on pastors, who dont even kno u exist nor kno about nairaland. Ur own frustatn wants 2turn u 2madnes but i cast it out frm u now, u ar set free my dear. Honestly, send me ur acct no and i promis with a vow dat im gonno send u a huge amount of cash enough 2erase frustration frm ur face and gve u long lastin smile, guy, jokes apart, send me ur acct no. Sorry about ur situation oh? D devil is a liar.

lynpetra: how u take noo say dem dey happy?abi u dey follow dem dey soak garri?u don see pikin wee dem put sugar for mouth he spit am?well...common sense isnt common sha

Can u pls answer my question 1st, i asked u, can a broke or poor church buy private jet 4 their pastor? Bros use ur sense becus u preach common sense yet u dont have one. Why ar u driving a car wen som members of ur family ar poor? U beta be wise.

Logicboy03: E dey pain you?


Tithe fraud

E dey pain who? I just dey sorry 4u. Logical vampire.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Poverty mentality?
How much do you have left in your pocket or bank account, you moroni/c twit?
You must be the one struggling, living in abject poverty and extreme penury ...
Be wise, dont die in it, wake up and smell the coffee ... You will be down to your last kobo one day, and you wont have any more to donate to buy your pastor a jet, choice mansions all over the world, saville row suits, fine wine and champagne and exotic cars ....[/quote]Shebi i told u be4 dat correct poverty de wori u. 4ur mind, u ar bragng and busy shoutin "my money, my money" if u die down, wil dat money follow u 2 grave? Are u not a thief 4 callin God's money ur money. Are u not aware dat even d N5.naira in ur pocket nw, if God wants 2get it frm u, He wil do dat without any negotiatn. Tel me in d bible days, who eva gave God to loose or to be disadvantagd? Guy, do u kno who God is dat u feel dat ul give him to loose. 4ur infor, im a millionaire, likewise my husband, our kids ar in d best skool and my acount has neva gone below a million, and yet im a non- repentant tither, a die harted giver and so are my brethren in church. And dats why with just a cough, we bought jet 4our pastor, and 4ur infor, u aint seen anythng yet and u ar cryin alredy, i wonda wat ul do wen all our members start flyin jet, ul collapse and die, abi?. To u, jet is 2 expensive 4our pastor, but 2us, its just a chicken change becus we ar ova loaded. I repeat u ar sufferin frm real "poverty mentality" walai.

folahann: One of the best posts of 2012. So on point.

Wetin u sabi? See ur mouth.

[quote author=N_girl]This is not just about giving advice on a christian matter, this is a logical fact that any normal right thinking sensible human being should know... unfortunately some people are just too mumuish....[/quote]U ar super mumuish.

lynpetra: @op.Mr Ibu just made me llike him even more for this!Always tot he was a complete jerk ;Dnow i know berra

U ar sufferin frm ignorance and poverty mentality. Birds of d same feather flock 2gether... Mumu.

Surjman: if no b say u no get sense.na him shortcoming u dey talk of.him dey tell u tru talk,u dey castigate am.which of dis pastors,no matter d kind saint wey dem be neva commit sin today.can u stand by anyone.just listen n try to follow d gud teachings of d messenger.noffin concern u with him life style so far say na concrete n trutful word of God him dey deliver to u.jero judge.abi u get ur own hell or paradise wey u go put

U too wetin concern u wit ths them pastor lifestyle, abi u dey see their members dey complain? Can a broke church buy a jet 4their pastor? If they wer poor men like u, then 4fit buy jet 4their pastor? Wetin dey pepper una mouth 4ths nairaland, as una sef dey make noise 4here, ths churches dey record a minimum of 1000 1st timers evry sunday, so una no fit see say una be noisemaker? U jst dey walk up urslf in vain.. If u say u no wan pay tithe, so? Who dey ask u 4 ur tear tear N5.00 wey u tif 4market sef? Dem happy as their pastor fly jet so wetin be ur bad belle 4 here. Poverty na e dey wori u sef. Ole.