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Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Chris Oyakhilome! by akagaba(f): 12:43pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
m.k.o2005:Guy, u didnt need 2answer him. He is jst a jobles criminal, d best ans 2such fools is 2ignore them. Go on in ur wishes 2 d prophet/ shepherd of our time. Im Laughin at them o. |
Religion / Re: Today [december7] Is Pastor Chris Birthday by akagaba(f): 9:21am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Happy bday to my life coach and mentor. God's no 1 prophet in our generation. Many wud hav been dead by now, if not 4 d gospel of christ u preach. D world wud hav been a bitter place if u didnt say "yes" 2d call of christ. Christ is truly in u, and U in Him. Im proud 2be a partaker of d grace upon ur life. U ar d reason 4d season, il 4eva appreciate, love and cherish u. U ar d heaven's citizen on earth. Ride on pastor... Ur followers ar multiplying by d day, and let ur haters and critics increase even the more, becus u need more of their criticism 2forge ahead in life. Im proud of u and 4eva remain loyal to God and u. Thank u sir, u ar d best. |
Religion / Re: Today [december7] Is Pastor Chris Birthday by akagaba(f): 9:05am On Dec 07, 2012 |
mabell: ok, are you an artist or not?Shut up and be focused 4once. I doubt if u ar truly a daughter of zion. Why shud jogabaje answer such jobles mammals. |
Religion / Re: Today [december7] Is Pastor Chris Birthday by akagaba(f): 8:26am On Dec 07, 2012 |
nuella2: OK let me enlighten you on offer7. In christ embassy we celebrate our pastors, leaders and members on their birthdays. Mostly its a surprise, so we call it a name which they dont understand what we are saying. Pastor chris birthday is called 'offer7', we have some other names like, E 21, Vision 17 etc. For your information its not only pastor chris's birthday we celebrate, my birthday was celebrated when i was i cell member, i wonder the name they called it, maybe N3. We appreciate and celebrate each other from pastor to members.U didnt nid 2explain ths to ths jobles kunle0shob and his cohorts. Toking and quoting them is like having a conversation wit d devil whch is not necesary at al. Girl, stay focused, shun them and let them continue 2be behind u. U ar waistng ur time here explainin thngs 2fools. Get busy pls. |
Religion / Re: Today [december7] Is Pastor Chris Birthday by akagaba(f): 8:12am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Wumine:And so? |
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy, No Private Jet, No University, Why by akagaba(f): 6:44am On Dec 07, 2012 |
Jobless fools, unemployed iliterates, discusing a man who doesnt even kno they exist. Jumpin frm one pastor to d anoda wit their runnin mouth, yet d pastors making more progres and more...Frustration is realy at ur door steps. Pastor kun or wateva u call urslf, u ar simply an agent of darknez sent frm hell 2come and deceive d peopl on earth, d pastor in ur name is jst a title added 2u cus u ar not even worthy 2b a xtian. It wud hav bin beta if u wer not born at al, or beta stil, dead and 4gotten, cus ur living is as gud as dead. Baboons. |
Religion / Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by akagaba(f): 6:15am On Dec 07, 2012 |
You are truly d God-sent 2our generation. I wonder where we wud have been if u didnt say "yes" to d call of Christ. U ar Jesus' representative and we, as a family, say happy bday 2u our father, coach, mentor, role model, teacher and minister. We luv u. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 8:42am On Dec 06, 2012 |
Revolva:I can see d devil's hand is on ur head and he has sworn 4u dat u belong 2his kingdom so he wil do anythng 2blindfold u frm d kingdom. It wud hav been beta if u wer nt born. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 8:17am On Dec 06, 2012 |
Austinodark: You re claiming a christain and u dey insult people up and down,is that what yoùr pastor taught youAnd u ar claimin a muslim, and u dey insult pastors up and down, is dat wat ur imam taught u? To insult a vagabond like u, and 2insult anointed men of God, whch is punishable by God? Havent u heard dat honour is given 2whom honour is due, and u and ur cohorts dont deserve an iota of it. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 6:56pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Austinodark: But 2000 people dey leave evry weekSee anoda bad belle o. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 6:02pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Table Leg : |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 6:02pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Table Leg :hahahaha, ar u stil frustrated, told u 2send me ur acct no so i can help u out. U need serious help. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 6:00pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
rusher14:Guy, wake up, comon sense or logic mind wil not take u thru ths life. Just begin a new race wit Xst. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Logicboy03:Guy, u need Jesus in ur life urgently and seriously. Im a lady but wats bad about jerry curl on me even as a guy? |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:53pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Logicboy03:Im a lady so wats if i do?, guy, jokes apart, u need Jesus in ur life, urgently and seriously. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:46pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
rusher14:Ur answer is as poor as d poster. Havent u heart dat pastor Ayo's jet was a bday gift, the church contributed wit just by d snap of their finger and bought him dat jet. Now tel me, how does tithe come in here? 4ur infor, it was a surprise bday gift, just a few days cntribution. And now ur ears ar straight. See u. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:41pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
lynpetra:So u ar a poor man, abi? Thats d more reason u need 2conect 2d anointing. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:38pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
[quote author=lynpetra][/quote] And why ar u lamenting? Who asked u al dat. And now i kno u have a serious problem. Huh! |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:35pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
lynpetra:Read ths ur coment again, did it make any sense 2u? Thot i was comunicatin wit d educated folk, didnt even kno u ar a stag illiterate+ frustrated being+ emptry brain+ dumb. U dont nid education but a brain surgery. Haaaa, ur condition is horrible guy, walai. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:29pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Logicboy03:Did he eva tell u that he needs a statue. U ar realy showin how naive and daft u ar. Realy laughng at ur brain emptines. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:27pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
garri_gangster:And that doesnt stop me frm being a millionaire, if u dnt like it like dat, then get burnt like d aluu 4. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Table Leg :Frustation at its best. Table leg 4real and thats how men wil continue 2 descend on u and push u tho and fro like they do 2 table. They wil break u like i just broke my table leg. Dat name realy suits ur person. U truly kno urslf, hahahaha. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Table Leg :Hahahaha, ths is exactly how frustrated people tok, oww guy, ur own frustration is beyond human comprehension and i can imagne how bitter and twisted u ar. O wat a pity? So ur poverty mentality is telin u dat im in a cyber cafe, abi? Hahahahaha. How sad o, i undastand ur situation, sorry my guy oo, ok? Hunger is realy tearin u apart dat u had 2transfer ur aggresion on pastors, who dont even kno u exist nor kno about nairaland. Ur own frustatn wants 2turn u 2madnes but i cast it out frm u now, u ar set free my dear. Honestly, send me ur acct no and i promis with a vow dat im gonno send u a huge amount of cash enough 2erase frustration frm ur face and gve u long lastin smile, guy, jokes apart, send me ur acct no. Sorry about ur situation oh? D devil is a liar. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 5:02pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
lynpetra:Can u pls answer my question 1st, i asked u, can a broke or poor church buy private jet 4 their pastor? Bros use ur sense becus u preach common sense yet u dont have one. Why ar u driving a car wen som members of ur family ar poor? U beta be wise. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Logicboy03:E dey pain who? I just dey sorry 4u. Logical vampire. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 4:27pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Table Leg :Shebi i told u be4 dat correct poverty de wori u. 4ur mind, u ar bragng and busy shoutin "my money, my money" if u die down, wil dat money follow u 2 grave? Are u not a thief 4 callin God's money ur money. Are u not aware dat even d N5.naira in ur pocket nw, if God wants 2get it frm u, He wil do dat without any negotiatn. Tel me in d bible days, who eva gave God to loose or to be disadvantagd? Guy, do u kno who God is dat u feel dat ul give him to loose. 4ur infor, im a millionaire, likewise my husband, our kids ar in d best skool and my acount has neva gone below a million, and yet im a non- repentant tither, a die harted giver and so are my brethren in church. And dats why with just a cough, we bought jet 4our pastor, and 4ur infor, u aint seen anythng yet and u ar cryin alredy, i wonda wat ul do wen all our members start flyin jet, ul collapse and die, abi?. To u, jet is 2 expensive 4our pastor, but 2us, its just a chicken change becus we ar ova loaded. I repeat u ar sufferin frm real "poverty mentality" walai. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 4:15pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
folahann: One of the best posts of 2012. So on point.Wetin u sabi? See ur mouth. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 4:13pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
N_girl: This is not just about giving advice on a christian matter, this is a logical fact that any normal right thinking sensible human being should know... unfortunately some people are just too mumuish....U ar super mumuish. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 4:12pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
lynpetra: @op.Mr Ibu just made me llike him even more for this!Always tot he was a complete jerk ;Dnow i know berraU ar sufferin frm ignorance and poverty mentality. Birds of d same feather flock 2gether... Mumu. |
Religion / Re: Stop Worshiping Your Pastors - John Okafor Aka Mr Ibu by akagaba(f): 4:09pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Surjman:U too wetin concern u wit ths them pastor lifestyle, abi u dey see their members dey complain? Can a broke church buy a jet 4their pastor? If they wer poor men like u, then 4fit buy jet 4their pastor? Wetin dey pepper una mouth 4ths nairaland, as una sef dey make noise 4here, ths churches dey record a minimum of 1000 1st timers evry sunday, so una no fit see say una be noisemaker? U jst dey walk up urslf in vain.. If u say u no wan pay tithe, so? Who dey ask u 4 ur tear tear N5.00 wey u tif 4market sef? Dem happy as their pastor fly jet so wetin be ur bad belle 4 here. Poverty na e dey wori u sef. Ole. |
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