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Jokes EtcRe: Euroenglish. by akahp(m): 12:04am On Jun 22, 2013
last 2coment......lafs in german cheesy
PoliticsRe: How Alamieyeseigha And Silva Looted Bayelsa Treasury? by akahp(m): 5:33pm On Jun 19, 2013
Gbawe: You should be somewhere receiving decent primary school education not here making a fool of yourself. Truth hurts eh?
Oh xori! Naw ur justifying ur cause. Naw i knw y u reason d way u did, ur a toddler, xori 4undastandn dis late
PoliticsRe: How Alamieyeseigha And Silva Looted Bayelsa Treasury? by akahp(m): 10:07am On Jun 19, 2013
Gbawe: Revealed here is the precise reason why I despise GEJ and his ilk. They are the sort who simply joined politics to be as rich as possible. No plans whatsoever for the people, no ideas in their head, no innovation in their thinking and no empathy and or compassion for ordinary Nigerians in their heart. GEJ bluntly refuses to eat less. He came to office asking for more airplanes to add to a bloated fleet bleeding money and recklessly consuming wealth that could be used elsewhere and on Nigerians. His fleet of expensively 'treated' vehicles cannot even be one car less. There must not be a single cut in all the preposterous perks of office him and many others enjoy. He scammed the nation blind with the fuel subsidy fraud to sponsor the 2011 election.

Today he is busy sponsoring many mouthpieces, mercenaries and 'actors' to threaten Nigeria and harass perceived opponent instead of simply delivering effective leadership. Everything the man does pays homage to his nature as an ultra corrupt individual. He wants a senseless 'mission' house for his crudely thieving wife despite that many Nigerians are wallowing in poverty.

The NNPC remains hideously corrupt and non-transparent. Allison-Madueke is a crook and scammer 'extraordinaire' yet she remains untouchable. NEITI has directly indicted GEJ as a leader whose "inaction" promotes corruption in our oil sector. We see the President, through Oransanye and Allison_madueke, prefer to embarrass Ribadu publicly rather than simply embrace and implements the recommendation the Ribadu petroleum task force delivered that could transform our oil sector for the better. What more does anyone need than that to show them GEJ is hideously corrupt and "part of the culture of corruption" as Orubebe confessed years ago about Mr.President?

Next minute, GEJ will join a town-hall meeting of his fellow wicked crooks to be lambasting "parasites of our oyel" when it is talentless, mediocre and heartless crooks like him who have looted the commonwealth of their own people and condemned them to abject poverty that has nothing to do with those outside their State. Now he has made it to the federal stage, courtesy of wicked men like OBJ, and we are seeing the same heartlessness and nauseating corruption that gave rise to those horrid pictures of Bayelsa. A state that has no business at all being like that considering the relatively large federal allocation, augmented by 13% derivation, and small population.

Nigeria will only make progress when we shun sentiment and a blindly ethnocentric outlook and begin supporting good folks, this 'goodness' revealed from their history, wherever they are from.
R u dis stupid or ur pretending 2b cos u sound lik1 big insincere, hatred-filled, unappreciative f.ool. Arent u ashamed of ur obvious stupidity made display in ur cheap lies jst 2exonerate ursef 4rm being truthful......MU.MU!!!........if i catch u eh! Cheap B.astard of a thousand fadas. U nd d op are simply insincere fools, putting GEJ in d list jst 2gain favouritism. BAST.ARDS!!
Jokes EtcRe: Aboki Stuuffs by akahp(m): 11:15pm On Jun 15, 2013
baking sense nike bad...u me by bain ban. Decode if u kan.....*whistling away*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Claims She Is Pretty To Work by akahp(m): 5:38pm On May 20, 2013
mek i no e-slap peson here o cos na smal tin d vex me. Wia d beauty dey na, mitchww....mek she go find way slip abeg, na slip d wori her
Jokes EtcPromise Me Say U No Go Laf by akahp(op): 10:46am On Apr 29, 2013
Waiiit!! B4 u stat promise me say u no go laf.
Ok. Naw lets asume say u don promise xo lets go.
Nd @mod, abeg no frontpage anytin o.
1day dem d do party 4front of my compound xo i d fil both d noise, d groove, evrytin. As d m.c d talk, im kom say dem giv am card mek im kal 4pple. 4wia i dey inside my room i say ok na, na al of us go drag d card na. Xo d m.c start 'R u ready?' 4my mind i say i no folo 4dat question cos i don ready since last wik. I say mek i dial my *555# mek e dey dia d breath 1st. As i jst d dial am finish my fone show INSERT SIM. I kary am stone 4ground 'hw u go tel me mek i insert sim, 4dis kind condition? Luckily d m.c kom waste smal time xo d fone kom bak agn. As d m.c stat agn na im my Mtn Ng run, meanwhile 4my service bar na ful bar wey d troway. I say lie! lie! devil na liar u b. I folo d m.c bumpa2bumpa say b4 i go type d numba dem finish d mumu Mtn Ng go kom bak, nd tank God e kom. As if dat1 no do, d m.c kom go spoil evrytin wen im kal 9............my fone 9 no d work.
Jokes EtcRe: Our Journey 4rm Genesis 2 Revelation by akahp(m): 9:30pm On Apr 12, 2013
bastaaaard. E b lik u d deaf ni... U kary old smetin d kova space 4dis fine composition. Maga lizard lik u.....mitcheew. Mek i no jst catch u.



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Jokes EtcRe: Facebook Users And 666 Mark by akahp(m): 3:01pm On Apr 11, 2013
Might jst b true fools. Dont u eva rison, abi u d breath 4rm ur bak
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by akahp(m): 9:43am On Apr 08, 2013
mitcheeew, jst wasted my MB nd precious time. If i catch u eh......
Nairaland GeneralRe: April Fool:Were You Fooled Today ? by akahp(m): 6:25pm On Apr 01, 2013
I wish mine waz. My fada died dis afternoon, bt im no gri wakeup tel us say na April fool
Jokes EtcRe: Made In 9ja English by akahp(m): 3:30pm On Mar 23, 2013
hafa u na
Jokes EtcRe: Made In 9ja English by akahp(m): 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2013
give me my change
Jokes EtcRe: *~ Bunmioguns Voted Joke Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by akahp(m):
realsammie: Sorry to disappoint u tongue tongue tongue tongue
Last again. *karys big drum nd scrap motor nd block d entrance*
Jokes EtcRe: *~ Bunmioguns Voted Joke Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by akahp(m): 6:32pm On Mar 04, 2013
Last 2comment. *whistling away*
Jokes EtcDis Mad Huz by akahp(op): 11:34am On Mar 03, 2013
Xo finaly am in dis mad huz. Chai!!! Wey al dis crazy rumates.... (My fada)

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