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Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 11:18pm On Mar 21, 2013
1) Pls dress a little bit

2) if I hear pim, u go hear weeen

3) have they brought d light?

4) the film I watched yesterday was very sweet
5) I'll tel my daddy 4 u

6) mummy have come back

7) have u paid ur school fees money?

cool put d bread inside d paper bag

9) I don't kukuma have ur time

10) Shebi u have BB charger?

11) Oya come & be going

12) I heard your perfume from afar

add ur own join
Re: Made In 9ja English by Emmyk(m): 12:55am On Mar 22, 2013
Join it together.
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 1:05am On Mar 22, 2013
LOL grin grin

I speak those phrases most of the time when "catching my fun" grin
Re: Made In 9ja English by chucky234(m): 8:55am On Mar 22, 2013
CFCfan: LOL grin grin

I speak those phrases most of the time when "catching my fun" grin
Like say you sabi speak better English
You better continue with wetin OP post you before you go fall your hand for public like 2face.

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Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 9:23am On Mar 22, 2013
Emmyk: Join it together.
lol..
Re: Made In 9ja English by akahp(m): 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2013
give me my change
Re: Made In 9ja English by akahp(m): 3:30pm On Mar 23, 2013
hafa u na
Re: Made In 9ja English by born2boink(m): 3:36pm On Mar 23, 2013
Na una sabbi,the fowl wey shit,we no piss,na him body he dey

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Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 7:44pm On Mar 23, 2013
come and help me and carry it on ma head
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 10:09pm On Mar 23, 2013
I get one shooorrtt, bum short... grin
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 10:50pm On Mar 23, 2013
Br3nd4: I get one shooorrtt, bum short... grin
lol..
Re: Made In 9ja English by latbabs(m): 12:47pm On Mar 24, 2013
I can't come and go and die...." Mio le wa loku"
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 2:13pm On Mar 24, 2013
if u like kill urxelf,you kukuma knw i dnt av ur tym..lol
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 5:31pm On Mar 24, 2013
Shift to the extreme end

*in my kid sis voice* the two two both of you..
Lmao
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 10:28pm On Mar 24, 2013
Br3nd4: Shift to the extreme end

*in my kid sis voice* the two two both of you..
Lmao
brenda abeg no kil me wit laff

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Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 8:38am On Mar 27, 2013
my mummy say i shud nt b eatng in pipu's house,lol.
Re: Made In 9ja English by xavi06(m): 2:55am On Mar 28, 2013
;Ddress 4 me, make i sit down
Re: Made In 9ja English by hakunajay(m): 6:26am On Mar 28, 2013
Only you one
Re: Made In 9ja English by Atk01(f): 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2013
I'm already ready
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 8:22pm On Mar 28, 2013
Atk 01: I'm already ready

Haha. That is classic Naija English.

"Please exercise patience"
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 8:31pm On Mar 28, 2013
Odunharry: 1) Pls dress a little bit

2) if I hear pim, u go hear weeen

3) have they brought d light?

4) the film I watched yesterday was very sweet
5) I'll tel my daddy 4 u

6) mummy have come back

7) have u paid ur school fees money?

cool put d bread inside d paper bag

9) I don't kukuma have ur time

10) Shebi u have BB charger?

11) Oya come & be going

12) I heard your perfume from afar

add ur own join
this is my fav grin grin
Re: Made In 9ja English by Exponental(m): 7:59am On Mar 29, 2013
Shey u dint c my miss call?
Sebi u wil com....
Re: Made In 9ja English by chucky234(m): 8:00am On Mar 29, 2013
Go wash your short knickers
Re: Made In 9ja English by chucky234(m): 8:02am On Mar 29, 2013
Exponental: Shey u dint c my miss call?
Sebi u wil com....

Shebi I go come where
I no get time for waka waka ooo
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 8:40am On Mar 29, 2013
Exponental: Shey u dint c my miss call?
Sebi u wil com....

shey i told u im busy na..
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 8:47am On Mar 29, 2013
Odunharry: shey i told u im busy na..
shebi u said anyhow anyhow u will show
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 8:58am On Mar 29, 2013
Br3nd4: shebi u said anyhow anyhow u will show
ah,u can lie o..shey i told u to meet me dia ard 8pm? I waited oo,till past 9 b4 leaving.
Ehn ehn,shebi u said u said u wl kal me?y didnt u call?u knw wat u r doing is nt gud o.
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 9:02am On Mar 29, 2013
Odunharry: ah,u can lie o..shey i told u to meet me dia ard 8pm? I waited oo,till past 9 b4 leaving.
Ehn ehn,shebi u said u said u wl kal me?y didnt u call?u knw wat u r doing is nt gud o.
as i was just trying to call you my battery jos off like dat.. I now try and try to on d fone but e did not gree to on again
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 1:31pm On Mar 29, 2013
Br3nd4: as i was just trying to call you my battery jos off like dat.. I now try and try to on d fone but e did not gree to on again
y didnt u now go and charge d ba3?
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 1:53pm On Mar 29, 2013
Odunharry: y didnt u now go and charge d ba3?
NEPA did not gif light na.. Beht i aff charge it now sha. . .
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 10:08pm On Mar 29, 2013
Br3nd4: NEPA did not gif light na.. Beht i aff charge it now sha. . .
i aff hrd kukuma call me sha,dat ma own
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 10:40pm On Mar 29, 2013
Odunharry: i aff hrd kukuma call me sha,dat ma own
issokay grin grin grin

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