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derock533: PLEASE WAIT A MINUTE MY FELLOW NLANDERS... THE CRITICS NEVER SAID SHE DIDN'T MERIT THE AWARD, RATHER THEY ARE AGAINST THE TIMING. SO PLEASE DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC AND STOP THE INSULTS... SHE CAN GET ALL THAT SHE IS OFFERED WHETHER ASUU DE STRIKE OR NOT.
FORGET THE HATING AND LETS TALK ON A WAY FORWARD FOR THIS COUNTRY

nd can u as a mata of fact state exactly wats wrong wit d timing? If say she no honour d award ASUU 4don kal off strike?

RedBenson: Ur type is a mundane fool. No amount of deliverance can set you free from stupidity. U seem to be Gej azz licker and yet, not even 'shishi' in ur broke pocket

go hug piss, u b mumu

bigx: and ASUU is still on strike

u fit, in one sentence, tel us hw d award use relate 2d ongoing ASUU strike?

Lilimax: Wike said that there was nothing wrong with the action of the first lady as long as it was the university that decided to extend such rewarding gesture to her.

What is the noise about ?

leave dem na mek dem d xhibit their low inteligence quotient 4public. Mumu.s

macof: the God of the Bible created nothing but dog poo

meaning say na ur vilage gods create u or beta sti, u b descendant of monkey....i c, nice reasoning. U wil definitely b going 4d later i guess

Okija_juju: [b]Okay!!

So Joseph that was nearly killed by the founding fathers of Isreal.. The same Joseph that was put inside a pit and sold off to Merchants as a slave.. The same Joseph that Egpyt saw, bought and gave him Egyptian Citizenship with Passport.. The Same Joseph that the Egyptians allowed to join Egyptian politics and was made a Gowon in the Land of Egypt..

Do you understand what it takes for an immigrant to hold such a Position in a foreign land?! Can a Nigerian with a tourist Visa become a Mayor in Yankee?!

LEGALLY!! Joseph was more Egyptian than Isreali.. #FACT!! So saying that Joseph saved Egypt is like saying that an Egyptian Political Office Holder saved his Nation..


430 years!!

Imagine that you allowed a squatter come into your house for a few months, hoping that he will oneday get a job and move out.. Only for the guy to stay in your house, get married, starts having children, grand children, great grand chindlren... O SHIIITT!! Now these Visitors are slowly having more rights in your own house than your Children.. Then you decide that okay! These Visitors should start paying rent after free loading in your house for 430 years.. Thats when the Visitors remember that they even had a house somewhere else and that they are moving out. Meanwhile, you are now broke and struggling!!



Tell me... You no go call Police arrest all of them?!


Then when you insist that they must pay compensation for the 430 years of free loading, they go to their village and do Juju to kill off all your male children.. WHAT!!!





My guy free matter jor!



The Jew God is filled with extreme bias and killed off everything that was not Jewish in the Bible..
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kom, wey u, u d read ur own bible 4rm bak? Wich 'legaly, egyptian political joseph r u talkn abt? D slave dat was later thrown into prison? Na 4presidential vila im dey b4 pharoah drim dat drim?.......if u no get any valid point 2use argue agn abeg jst find mat spread slip beta slip....no jst kom d talk poo 2criticise d bible or God dat created u. Lik say u d breath nd reason 4rm anus ni.....mitchw

D bigger d bele, d smaller d size of pant

gloriana: it doesnt mata wen u started cos u jst ended it here.

ok. Lols

im own beta

EBK2: This is simple.
How did you gain Salvation in the first place? By self will? No. It is By believing in the gospel, confessing and repenting of our sins and making Jesus our Lord and Saviour.
The only circumstance in which I know one can be unsaved again is if you undo what you did the day you got saved: deliberately, intentionally and by confession, denying the Lordship and Sonship of Jesus and turning away from him, ultimately going back to your previous life. The only person that make you unsaved again is you. Satan doesn't have the power or influence over this. But it takes a lot of time and effort to override the grace and power of the Holy Spirit to go that far. Once you deny Jesus and who He is, you will lose the indwelling of the Holy Spirit and the seal is gone.
The Spirit is grieved when we sin and wound Him but He doesn't leave. This is very important but many believers don't know it and are so confused with all sort of scriptures here and there. There is another angle to this: protracted and unrepented sin but let me not go there now. But please note, you don't lose your salvation because you sin a minute ago, otherwise you will be losing and gaining it several times in a day or week or month or year etc.
Some people think the statement above gives people license to sin. No it doesn't. As a matter of fact, it is a statement that help people have victory over sin.
In closing, our focus and mind should not dwell on these negative thoughts but in positive ones like: how do I please Him more. How do I bask more in His presence. How do I hear Him more, how do I find Him when I seek Him, how do I get sensitive to the Holy Spirit so much so that He will constantly change me to be like Jesus, what is Jesus doing in Heaven now. What is He thinking, is there anything He is saying that I am not listening.
Just think about a young girl that got engaged to a guy based in another country and she is waiting for the wedding, but doesn't know the day or the complete detail about the wedding and she is constantly longing for her fiancé. She is so happy that she can't even sleep and can't get him out if her mind 24/7. She knows he loves her. Will she have the time to be thinking if the guy can disengage or unfiance her?
Let me stop here people!

i like dis bros......my 'like' folo 4dia o

mikewoques: Absolutely. . .Salvation does not mean the devil is going to withdraw or fold his arms. It makes the devil rather relentless in his increased effort to make you fall again. I would say salvation solely depends on one's steadfast faith in God and a sincere resolution as well.

God go bles u. Na me giv u dah lik e hear....u tight

agrovick: Lemme just write my will then, lorreta d reason y i want to see u is because of those marvellous watermelons u av. Forgive my comparison

badt guy.....meh u no go drim bad drim o...hmm...no b here i g0 dey

No wahala o....no jst wahala....as nobody knw me...not even half of my name

Meh una kom coment agn na meh i c...karys big drum, gwomgworo wey don spoil, house wey nobody live inside, chukuchuku, nd oda dangerous weapons, karys al nd covers d thread's entrance ¤¤phewww...no b smal tin o, whistling away wit 'e d pain me' by ekwe¤¤

lilTunechi: Do u tink dis is ur Thread?

i started ignoring haterz since 1666

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On d dday, she told me dat her koming wil b afta her exam. I said ok.
Annoyingly, dat day kom d run slow like d kin time wey bible d use.....wey 1hr d dey like 50days. Patiently, i lie down 4my bed wit my fone, d chek time, wey dey lik say dem go beg am or push am mek im d move. Smal, smal, e nak 1pm, 2pm.....i neva c any kal or flash. Bp kom d high smal smal, cold kom d catch me inside bt i d sweat outside

........B4 d D-day i met my frnd who vehemently denied wat she said nd said dat shes lying dat he did evrytin at home>>sti d gimme d hope say im don finish work<<
I telam say dah1 no b problm sha meh im jst tel me hw d gal dey, her bobby, etc.......d boy say 'u fit finish #40 bread'.....i said 'koreeeet, bobby dey! bobby dey!...'

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We ended d kal cos dia waz a lil bit noisy. I cald her bak leta nd introduced mysef nd told her xup. Askd her hw we kan meet, she said i shud chose a venue. I waz lik if i shud choose a venue e go b my house o....d gal shouted Noooo bt leta agreed sha (afta much begging nd convincing) bt wit d condition dat i wil cook smetin 4her. I said ha! dah1 no b problem na(nd tank God say i d try 4cooking). On dat note, we fixed a date in my house

naijathings: [size=18pt]BORING ATTENTION SEEEKER..[/size]

Go hug a moderately wet live transformer or beta sti, go dip ursef inside red sea 7times

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Finally, d kal rate waz relatively low, xo i put a kal tru....buumbuum(d kal started ringing) >>i cleared my throat lik hundred nd fifty times:. Few secs later a voice cranked up...
Receiver: helo
Me:hi
Receiver: whos dis
Me: Its Prince
Receiver: wich Prince
Me: d1 ur cousin told u abt>>>>at dis point i was xpetin 2hear smetin lik 'kkk Prince? i rememba naw, hi' bt it neva came:. Na here i kom knw say all is far 4rm well, say dah 'i don finish work' na big setup<<
Receiver: my cousin dint tel me anytin o.
I waz like huh!!%), ewooo!! i don buy market o. B4 i knw, i don start 2talk 'actually' .........>>nex part loading

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Leta d guy gimme d babe no. I seriously d time wen cal rate go d low 4my emptyhen.....e kom d lik say d wan form enemy of progress 4me, dem no gri kary dia kal rate down agn. Seriously, they rili tampered wit my patience dah day. U no go fit xpet me 2kary my 1h wey i load kom d mek kal 4high kal rate, lai! lai! i no go try am..............¤¤i d kom meh i go blow my nose

Mine waz partialy blind. Me nd my frnd were walkn down 4rm lecture hall. We crossd 3gals nd 1gave him a hug, me i jst waka d go front. I ask my frnd, na ur babe. D guy say no na cousin. Unda freestyling tinz i tel am meh im arange am 4me na. (Note dat i dint c her wel o, cos i neva bothered ofcourse) D guy say dah one no b problm na, say im go tidy am 4house. D nex day i ask am hafa, im say meh i no wori say im don finish work. I grii o, i no knw say na setup.......2b contd

eblazer: ..what about the never dying U.B.A #bank advert.I think the man should be so grey by now

dah advert d vex me eh!!!

who z wit my galfrnd

i remember 1mumu motorola like dat. I don 4get d mek bt na dat1 wey short, thick, heavy wit blue light. 1day i kom down 4rm bus i no knw say d mumu don fal 4rm my pocket. D only vex wey vex me na my N100 wey i jst load wey 1naira neva komot inside, nd moni 2retriv line

Francheezy: Damn niggur..... I also had four batteries while I was using that phone, I later sold it for N1500

N1500 wit al d 4bateries. Lwkmd

homesteady: Nokia C5! That phone gave me nightmares!

C5 ke! Na im b say slip dey ur eye or u b strong L (learner) or u no knw c5 sef. C5 rocks anytime, anywhere

dokunbam: well nairaland and other social networking sites are about fun
fun fun fun

Guys you can do and write anything you want
there is no offence to it
LOL

if u dont like this click HATE

kom ur 'HATE' no d click, shey u don d madt

Elliotwiz1: Is it just me...or are we all aware of the most annoying group presently"end time squad"please where do they fit in?

na 4rm page 4 u start 2read abi u no even rid d post atal?

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Misleading title...

Congress members are still on vacation, Obama is still trying to convince senators to vote for the attack on Assad[/color]

d title no misleading anytin. U c 'congres members' 4d title? Wetn dey dia no b 'key congressmen'? Hw dis 2tek resemble abi e no d shw wel 4ur device...? Mitchw

obadiah777: its the truth and you will see it played out before your eyes real soon.

try nd justify ur claims by writing out d vital parts of d verses u quote. I dont c any corelations wit wat ur sayn nd most of d bible quotations u gave