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Politics › Re: Happy 85th Birthday To Ibrahim Babangida by Akalia(m): 8:47am On Aug 17
I can't explain why I have such deep respect and admiration for IBB. Many more years of bliss to him.
One of Nigeria's finest leaders in the History of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Tinubu called last night To Congratulate Governor Adeleke - Pelumi Olajengbesi by Akalia(m): 10:31am On Aug 16
Of course as expected. Does he have a choice?
Politics › Re: Osun2026: Youths Chant "Ole" as APC Governors reportedly leave the state by Akalia(m): 10:10am On Aug 16
Congratulations to the Adelekes. Great achievers.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Recruitment: Sea/lifeguard (local & International Placement by Akalia(m): 7:24pm On Aug 13
Ok ooooo. Good luck to those applying.
Romance › Re: Lady Shocked After Women Flooded Her Husband’s Dms After Her Wedding Post by Akalia(m): 1:28pm On Aug 13
eepeepook:
No be like say the guy fine, sef. LWKMD. “I don’t want anyone under 6 feet.” See their lives.
low self-esteem is that you talking.
Family › Re: Unwanted Pregnancy by Akalia(m): 7:47pm On Aug 12
babatee1985:
Thanks for your advice ma. I wish not to have this child to avoid what will put unnecessary pressure on me. My job takes most of my time and looking for extra job is nearly impossible because I can't have time for it. We both had plans towards achieving something meaningful before this year runs out and unfortunately what we have been saving towards might not be possible again because the saved funds on ground would be diverted towards this unplanned child. I'm just confused. We already have 2 male and 1 female and we don't need another child again but she said no. Just so confused
That child is a divine gift that will rewrite the story of your family and posterity. The child is a very good omen. Trust me.
Politics › Re: Professors Now assist Illiterates To Rig Elections - Peter Obi by Akalia(m): 9:11pm On Aug 11
sandra2025:
Must you state what you earn per annum? Why coming online to brag with full chesting?
How has your N5.5m helped the country. You're earning that amount and still bragging with street urchins.
You fall my hand seriously.
I dey shame on behalf the guy. Very petty and pathetic. 5.5m annually is such a big deal to him? Barely enough to purchase a first grade toks of any Toyota model today in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Man Abandons A Lady At Hotel With Bills After An Expensive Date (video) by Akalia(m): 4:54pm On Jul 30
The man probably did her dirty as a payback.
Nairaland General › Re: The Huge Snake Our Children Saw In The Corridor Of Our Apartment - Man (photo) by Akalia(m): 4:03pm On Jul 29
Saturnalia:
No! Snakes have always been around even before Man was created.

When the Gods who created Man (Homo Sapiens) landed on Earth (for the first time) from their home Planet of Nibiru, one of the “Gods” named ALALU saw a snake in a pool of river when he was testing the waters for Gold, and he killed the Snake with his “Laser & Electromagnetic Gun, without even knowing what it was.

This incident happened long before the people who fabricated religion, and the biblical story of Jesus, the Garden of Eden, Adam & Eve and the Serpent were born.

The answer you seek is in the attached book below.
Even the Bible story makes more logical sense and plausible in sharp contrast to this your uninteresting figment of imagination. You atheist are too boring..
Nairaland General › Re: Men In Their 40s, Give One Piece Of Advise To Men In Their 20 And 30s by Akalia(m): 12:24pm On Jul 29
I will be 40 in December so I am eligible to contribute. My advice to the age bracket is "prioritize channelling your energy towards whatever that adds value to your life; the more value you carry as a man the higher your worth in the society".
Romance › Re: Foul Smell May Be The Cause Of Some Sexless Marriage by Akalia(m): 11:38pm On Jul 28
Hier:
Na why I no like thick girls be that. It's always smelling down there, sometimes, if they just left the rest room and walk pass ehnnnn, odor go nearly finish person 😂😂
na dirty thick girls you don meet so far. My wife is chubby but I can boast to the high heavens about her impeccable hygiene. During sex both her anus and vagina don't smell. At times I even can't help but eat her up with my mouth. Lol.
I have had flings with a couple of thick girls before I married that do take care of their private parts especially hook up babes but I must admit that I also have my fare share of meeting both thick and skin girls with stinky pussy. It all boils down to body awareness and personal hygiene.
Travel › Re: If You Have 7 Million In Your Account, Relocate To China, Lady Advises( Photos/v by Akalia(m): 6:23pm On Jul 28
China is best for importation business. Relocating to find the greener pasture is not very ideal due to some key organic barriers.
Celebrities › Re: Peller Is 21 And Jarvis Is 25 Years Old, Can This Relationship Work? by Akalia(m): 7:35pm On Jul 26
I can instinctively tell that peller is in love but Jarvis is in business. Without peller's social status , Jarvis would never look his direction.

The marriage would remain viable so long as Peller retains his level and even move to higher level.
Celebrities › Re: Peller Is 21 And Jarvis Is 25 Years Old, Can This Relationship Work? by Akalia(m): 7:34pm On Jul 26
I can instinctively tell that peller is in love but Jarvis is in business. Without peller's social status , Jarvis would never look his direction.
Crime › Re: Toba Ajiboye: There Is An End To Everything! by Akalia(m): 6:48pm On Jul 21
Hmmm. Is he supposed to be considered an honorable hero or an outlaw robin hood?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Bodies Reject Planned Ban On Bus Preaching by Akalia(m): 7:45am On Jul 19
Though I am a norminal Christian and a staunch believer but I support the ban on bus preaching. I find it disturbing because not everyone needs that sort of noise in a bus all the time.
Family › Re: My Situation With My Lady !!! Honest Regrets by Akalia(m): 3:34pm On Jul 18
Dregs:
We should be careful with whom we choose to have a child with, get married to, and spend our lives with in this period.

To be honest, I don’t buy into the idea of growing distance between me and my child, nor with her mother, who has been the worst-case scenario in my life. I do my best to provide for my daughter’s needs, but recently she got sick and her mother has been dealing with the situation alone—caring for the child—while I provide the finances. It hasn’t been easy on my end either.

With all this happening, she is disrespecting me and building resentment, as if I’m happy with our current situation. I’m working hard to bring my child closer to me, but her mom being in the picture makes it a long and difficult process. I didn’t get it right with this one, and I feel like I shot myself in the foot by going with the “baby mama” approach as a way to have a child.

Man, it’s one of my biggest mistakes. I’d rather wait a long time and be well settled in life than follow that path for raising a child.

Sometimes I don’t blame men who choose that lifestyle, because women these days often don’t honor their men or respect the sacrifices we make to keep the family happy. I love my child, and I hate to see her upbringing go this way.
Bro next time marry a lady properly. A woman you married to be your wife would be more useful to you than a baby mama. Your lawfully married wife would be reserved due to her respect for the culture, tradition, and legal law that is binding the union.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Rains Missiles On 'US Military Bases' In Six Arab Countries by Akalia(m): 11:00am On Jul 18
Oxb90:
Why are they not bombing the USA directly, why their proxies. Yeye people. All they think about day and night is nothing but war. They are the ones producing and supporting terrorism all over the world. No thought of how to help humanity at all. Has all the wars they've fought helped their economy?
Iran is strategic by bombing the sites from where the US operates to launch attack on Iran. US has never launched any attack on Iran directly and all the way from US homeland. Any day the US launches directly from homeland then IRAn will create the capability to hit strategic sites on US homeland. That's the whole point.
Travel › Re: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway – Before And After by Akalia(m): 7:37am On Jul 18
I am from Anambra state and I am very glad that this road is finally tarred.
I am not a fan of Tinubu but I must say that Tinubu is doing quite well, when it comes to infrastructural development across the country.
Just that the weight of insecurity and economic hardship together overshadow his good performance with infrastructure.

God bless the presidency, God bless Nigeria.
Family › Re: Wife Abandoned Husband After Cashing Out 35M by Akalia(m): 8:39pm On Jul 17
The man is not a responsible man. You have a wife that helps with running the home before she did hit 35m jackpot. Wisdom should had inspired the man to know that the woman will definitely increase her spendings on the family.

All he needed to do is to had asked her for some piece of the pie nicely. Not acting entitled to the woman's inheritance.

Shaa,both parties are childish, unnecessary escalation now look where it got them.
Crime › Re: Kevin Nwamma Who Stole £4 Million Arrested Naked In Bed by Akalia(m): 12:49pm On Jul 17
Smart criminals. To be a cyber criminal isn't for dummies.
Politics › Re: Akpabio Mocks Oshiomhole Over Viral Foot Massage Video (photos/video) by Akalia(m): 12:15pm On Jul 17
Ugly men like Adams oshomole do crazy things for women. Fine men like me will never please a woman, rather we toy with them because they are the ones running after us.
Romance › Re: Woman Confesses Sleeping With Cousin For 6 Years (Photos/Video) by Akalia(m): 9:27am On Jul 17
DMCA:
una wan talk say una no dey sample una cousins? cool
una dey even marry dem cool
how do you manage to find your cousin sexually arousing? That's sick man. Nothing to be proud of.
Romance › Re: Woman Confesses Sleeping With Cousin For 6 Years (Photos/Video) by Akalia(m): 1:52pm On Jul 16
I'm
SeeWahala:
Who said Adam and Eve had only 2 kids? 🤔

In the Bible, when God was cursing eve after discovering their sin he said "from henceforth, you will endure mighty pain while giving birth" (etc) now why did God use the exact term 'FROM HENCEFORTH' ? 🧐

of course if you put on your thinking cap it surely means that ADAM AND EVE HAD BEEN HAVING SEX AND SH1T1NG OUT BABIES WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD BEFORE THEIR SIN WAS DISCOVERED AND THEY WERE CURSED 🤭 . . . maybe eve was giving birth to 2 kids a year and felt it was nothing due to lack of pain (remember Adam and Eve lived as old as Methuselah because there was no curse on them back then) so imagine eve delivering 2 kids every year for like 500 years before God decided to put an end to their whoredom . . . 🤪

Now you can finally have a small understanding as to how the entire world was populated so soon after God drove them away from Eden. There must have already been hundreds of their kids already roaming the world (or immediate surroundings of Eden) at the time Cain and Abel were finally born and cast out of Eden 😏
Flesh did not reveal this to you. You just solved a mystery that has always inundated my thoughts for years regarding the proliferation of humans on earth after Adam and Eve.
Politics › Re: Sowore Calls For Coroner's Inquest On Mary Habila's Death by Akalia(m): 8:21pm On Jul 15
Just like Ike ekweremmandu; Umahi's days are numbered. In no distant time he would face justice for his crimes. Maybe not in this country called Nigeria.
Forum Games › Re: Which Of These Figures Is The Odd One Out? (Photo) by Akalia(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11
The third shape obviously because it has no boundary lines on its four sides.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Strikes US Bases Across Persian Gulf After Washington’s Newest Escalation by Akalia(m): 2:41pm On Jul 09
This is becoming all too embarrassing for the US of A. It has gotten to the point that a supposedly weakened military of a country like IRAN's can now match the USA firepower to firepower.
Career › Re: Passing Out Parade, Nigerian Army Depot At Ebonyi State by Akalia(m): 12:21pm On Jul 09
vick00:
People that will be given just two magazine contain 32 rounds each. No helmet, no fragmental jackets. inshort, no basic military gears. All they will will be given is a rusted AK 47 riffle that won't fire up to 20 rounds before it get jammed.

Tell me how these people with limited resources terrorist or bandits heavily armed with various sophisticated weapons a s unlimited armour.

In the next two months after their deployment, barely 500 out of the 3,000 will be alive.
People like you should be exiled from Nigeria. Your type will make a good fifth columnist.
Career › Re: Passing Out Parade, Nigerian Army Depot At Ebonyi State by Akalia(m): 12:20pm On Jul 09
vick00:
People that will be given just two magazine contain 32 rounds each. No helmet, no fragmental jackets. inshort, no basic military gears. All they will will be given is a rusted AK 47 riffle that won't fire up to 20 rounds before it get jammed.

Tell me how these people with limited resources terrorist or bandits heavily armed with various sophisticated weapons a s unlimited armour.

In the next two months after their deployment, barely 500 out of the 3,000 will be alive.
People like you should be exiled from Nigeria. Your type will make a good third columnist.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Launches Attack On Kuwait And Bahrain, Tehran Says by Akalia(m): 10:44am On Jul 08
IRAN is fearless and dangerous. She has proven to have the capacity to deal heavy blow on any enemy militarily and economically regardless of the enemy's military might. Confidence is all time high, KUDOS to IRAN.
Politics › Re: Senate Demands End To Boko Haram Rehabilitation, Reintegration Programme by Akalia(m): 10:39am On Jul 08
QuinModah:
It you years before you all could talk. Nansese
They are now jittery because high profile citizens that are part of the elite class are now soft targets too; means anyone of them senators could fall victim someday. They are not doing it for the common masses whom have been the usual targets for all these years.
Bunch of unpatriotic, callous numbskulls on the seats of power. Their smelly asses are now sweating profusely for fear of falling victims, idiooots.

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