Politics › Re: Adelabu Loses As Sharafadeen Alli Picks Oyo APC Governorship Ticket by Akalia(m): 2:01pm On May 22 |
You failed woefully as a serving minister and you expected that people would trust that you would deliver as a politician. Day dreamer. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Fuel Subsidy, FX Cabals Behind Nigeria’s Security Crisis by Akalia(m): 8:21pm On May 21 |
Counterigbolies: he should resign so your agulu packaged fraud can enter abi? Eventually you will have a taste of grief under another political dispensation when your own person will not be in power someday. Surely, you would remember someone told you this on nairaland. Keep enjoying the largesse coming from whoever you know that is in the corridor of power under this depressing administration. The enjoyment won't last. |
Family › Re: What's The Cost Of Getting A Divorce? by Akalia(m): 7:41am On May 21 |
dollytino4real: A beg add me jon, my own the everyday insult in public at home in the presence of my children, pls my own now rent , since he managed to pay 250k he locks us out untill my neighbors will beg for us to enter n sleep I feel your pains sister. Divorce is not a sin in the eyes of God and man so far it is done on the basis of unresolved differences of which infidelity ranks the top but religion is what is holding back a lot of partners that are disinterested in their union due to cogent reasons. Even God will understand. |
Politics › Re: PDP Screens Jonathan Tuesday As Sole Presidential Aspirant For 2027 Race by Akalia(m): 11:57am On May 18 |
GEJ is an embarrassment . He lacks critical thinking and sound perspective. He should know that at his age and given his abysmal performance the last time as president, that he should stay away from any political contest at all levels of government. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Large-scale Ukrainian Drone Attack Kills Three In Moscow Region, Says Russia by Akalia(m): 11:08am On May 18 |
War of attrition playing out-both Russia and Ukraine are now throwing weak punches in despair as they head towards stalemate. |
Family › Re: The Poison That Kill Men Easily by Akalia(m): 1:03pm On May 17 |
In marriage/relationship the partner that cares the most and sacrifices the most suffers the most. I speak from a place of experience.
Best practice, if your spouse/partner overtime has proven not to be reciprocating your invested energy, time, and resources in your relationship and he/she is not genuinely making an effort then be wise to cut down on your effort.
You no be Jesus wey be sacrificial lamb to the world. |
Romance › Re: I Don't Judge Her But.... by Akalia(op): 2:41pm On May 14 |
Baronthecelebri: Turn her to your baby mama Sounds reasonable provided she demonstrates the potential to function in the capacity of a baby mama, shaa make I dey observe her. |
Romance › Re: I Don't Judge Her But.... by Akalia(op): 2:39pm On May 14 |
Kalatium: What do you expect from a baddie. omoh going by what my eyes observe about most under 30 girls, virtually all na baddie. Future husbands go really marry women with crazy body counts and emotional baggage. |
Romance › I Don't Judge Her But.... by Akalia(op): 12:12pm On May 14 |
I have been hanging out with this 26-year-old damsel recently. My job transferred me to a new city, and that was how I eventually met her. We have already had sex once, but what I need from her more is her company—not even the sex, really. You know, just hanging out and chatting. What I like about this girl is that she has street credibility, and she is very honest, blunt, and open about her dirty past and present. At the same time, she gives the impression of a bad girl who needs—and is ready for—redemption, provided she meets a man with whom she is truly compatible. So yesterday, we hung out again, and we discussed a lot about street life. She entertained me with her experiences, especially regarding doing hookups just to make ends meet. Then she got to the point where she said something along the lines of: “If I were to get married to my fiancé in a month’s time, I would still go back to my boyfriend—or any guy I really enjoy having sex with—and sleep with him crazily one last time.” I looked at her in shock. An expression of disapproval and disgust was written all over my face. She noticed my countenance and quipped something along the lines of, “Who is this guy?” By that, she meant I reacted as though what she said was something terrible. She insisted that it is commonplace and not a big deal. Deep down, I felt like getting up, walking away, and ending whatever we had going on within such a short time. But I decided to stay put and play along. My objective is to use her personal experiences and idiosyncrasies to gain insight into how many women—especially Nigerian girls—live before they eventually settle down with one innocent man in the future. If you did not meet your wife as a virgin, chances are she may have done a whole lot of sordid things for fun and thrill during her single years.
Disclaimer: This story based on a real life encounter is not in anyway a calculated attempt to disparage any individual. |
Nairaland General › Re: Begging With Attitude? Make It Make Sense by Akalia(m): 8:37am On May 14 |
Men should wise up. Women have been demystified-they are only in business and never in love. Don't go out of your way to please a woman, always give her less than what she demands if you must give. |
Celebrities › Re: Family Confirms Alexx Ekubo's Death After Battle With Kidney Cancer by Akalia(m): 9:14pm On May 13 |
Fekumzi123: I senior him with just 2 months plus. I'm among the people that crossed the special 40 this year.
RIP fellow 1986 what's special about turning 40, like I will be 40 in December? |
Romance › Re: “i’m The Only One On This 6 By 6 By Bed” – Single Woman Cries Out by Akalia(m): 7:36pm On May 12 |
See her expired evening newspaper face. This one don show plenty men shege when she was younger under wicked feminism ideology. |
Celebrities › Re: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by Akalia(m): 5:49pm On May 12 |
ultraviolet27: Frank is also not a good person so I don't pity him at all frank that's is,rude saucy and sharp mouthed and insults people at will unwarranted !you know men with character defects will always blame the women in their lives,and never for their own lack of proper upbringing?they are never accountable for their actions and always claiming the victims!
once dated one like that who had married 4 times lied to me he had only married married once, before and that he only has 1 kid not knowing he already had 5 kids with 4 women though his first wife died,It was when i dated him I knew why his other 3 wives left and he would always badmouth his last wife to me then.I am sure is somewhere now brainwashing and badmouthing me to the next woman who will be unfortunate enough to date him!!
Franks parents did a bad job on him I am very sure frank is the problem!! lol, you sound pained by how the particular serial divorcee you once dated treated you. |
Culture › Re: The Tribe That Only Bathes Three Times In Their Entire Lives by Akalia(m): 5:02pm On May 12 |
Samantha125: Here is an amazing fact about the Himba people: women from that tribe , how do they maintain effective body hygiene especially underneath? Just curious. |
Education › Re: Can You Recognize Which Country's Script This Is? by Akalia(m): 4:58pm On May 12 |
This is Korean alphabets. |
Romance › Re: Double Standards Or Different Realities? The Way People View Cheating by Akalia(m): 4:52pm On May 12 |
donwily: A man can have many side chicks and still love his wife and family but once a woman starts sleeping with another man, the husband's life is at risk. The man already has 2 enemies. Both of them want him dead. Thumbs up buddy. When it comes to cheating women switch loyalty to the side guy shagging her but a man who is cheating will often times still stay committed to caring and protecting his wife. |
Agriculture › Re: How My Side Hustle Became My Major Income Earner. Pictures Included by Akalia(m): 4:19pm On May 12 |
IamAtAnger: So as you dey like this now you're very happy with yourself talk true Do you look better than him? Post your picture let me check something. |
Literature › Re: Short Story: The Selfish Neighbor by Akalia(m): 11:25am On May 12 |
tonystark007: We had a small get-together in our compound one evening. That was actually the first time I properly spoke to one of my neighbors. Funny enough, after a few drinks, we discovered his office is just a few buildings away from mine.
Meanwhile, I had been living in that compound for over a year and we had never vibed like that. Lagos can be like that, everybody just minding their business.
Later that night, after everything had ended and people had gone back inside, I heard a knock on my door. I opened it and saw him standing there with a friendly smile. He said he’d like to follow me to work the next day since we were heading the same direction.
I said sure, no problem
The next morning, I came out and saw four people standing there. Him… and three others. Two guys and one lady.
He quickly explained that they were his colleagues and begged me to help carry them too
The lady alone looked like two people combined. Well, I just nodded and smiled. What else could I do? I told them to enter.
That evening, when I closed from work and drove out of the office gate, I saw the same four of them standing there, waving at me and smiling like we were friends
I just stopped and picked them again.
The next morning, I came out of my house and saw the four of them again
Ahh! Do you people sleep here?
They laughed and said they came early so they won’t miss me.
I looked at my neighbor. He avoided my eyes at first, then gave me one small sheepish smile
I carried them again
For one month I carried this people every morning and evening
Then one day, my car shock absorber got bad. The car started giving me issues, so I parked it and took it to the mechanic.
That evening, my neighbor saw me outside and asked about the car. I told him what happened. He just shook his head and said, “Ah, car wahala.”
I said, “Yes o,” and went inside.
The next morning, I came out and stood by the road waiting for a bike to take me to the bus stop. As I was there, I saw my neighbor enter a car. It was an Uber.
He saw me. He waved. I waved back.
And that was it.
He didn’t ask me if I wanted to join him or let’s go together, he just sat down at the back like a big man and they drove off
For the entire week my car was at the mechanic, I didn’t see those his colleagues. Not once.
The day my car finally came back, he saw me driving in and came to greet me like nothing happened. “Ah, it’s fixed now? Thank God o!” He even congratulated me.
The next morning, I came out… and there they were. The four of them, standing beside my car… Complete squad!
They greeted me, “Good morning, boss!”
Boss ke?
I smiled calmly, opened my car door, entered, and locked it.
They came and pulled the handle.
Nothing.
My neighbor knocked on the window. I wound it down small, just enough to hear him
He said, “We’re ready.”
I said, “SET”
He laughed, thinking I was joking.
I shouted, “GO!!!”
Then I started the engine and drove off.
The confusion on his face… beautiful.
In my side mirror, I saw all four of them standing there, looking like village witches and wizard WhatsApp group
Was I wrong? Do you think they deserved it?
The End
Ajebo Writer
©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne Your mode of payback was childish but message effectively communicated. Next time don't start doing routine favours to strangers, familiar friends are the only exception though. 1 Like |
Health › Re: Toyin Adesola, 'Sickle Cell General' And Founder Of SAMI, Passes On by Akalia(m): 9:06am On May 12 |
God gives;God takes. She's done her bit. Every sojourner goes back home eventually. |
Family › Re: As A Married Man, You Supposed To Hang Out With Your Wife & Children by Akalia(m): 9:00am On May 12 |
Ideally you are right but circumstances surrounding most family men won't let them roll like that especially when they have annoying ungrateful wives at home. |
Career › Re: AI The Future Of Recruitment? by Akalia(m): 8:54am On May 12 |
dominique: AI is taking almost all the jobs, remote workers are languishing. Now AI could be the one to recruit people to the jobs it couldn't take. Na wa ooo contrary to you submission; according to Harvard Business school-Ai will not replace jobs but professionals with Ai skills will replace professionals without Ai skills. So Ai is only growing in-, demand skill or proficiency and not really a stand alone workforce. |
Family › Re: Do Not Trust Anyone, Not Even Family by Akalia(m): 8:46am On May 12 |
Gagare1: Ugochukwu was healthy as anyone can be when he took his annual leave. He was excited too, because he can finally visit his aged Mom in the East. He came to the office and bid us goodbye - we wished him the best experience as he visits home. Nothing seems out of the ordinary.
A month passed. We were anticipating Ugo's return, but we got a call instead - Ugo is hospitalized due to "malaria" which excalated so fast that he had blood in his brain. How? Why? Where? I don't understand!
This morning, we received news of his death. It makes no sense. Absolutely no sense.
Is it now a crime to visit your village and see your aged mother? Is it now a crime to go home with gifts for family members? Is it now a crime to succeed in your career? Do you have any idea the battles he had to face to make it that far?
Ugo, God will judge every person that has a guilty hand in your death. I refuse to accept it as natural. There is nothing natural about a vibrant young manager dying at the very point of his breakthrough, in the arms of his aged mother, simply because he visited home.
Ugo's case has brought it home for me. I don't trust no one hence forth. I don't want any id10t around me. And I certainly don't have to visit any 4king village.
Now I understand why people relocate after making it.
Evil m4kers!
RIP Ugo!
Avenge your death!
Kill them all! you will always have those evil idiots around you, they are inevitable in life. Wisdom is finding a strategy to keep them at arms length without starting an obvious beef. Once beef escalates then hostility becomes full blown. |
Romance › Re: Every Woman Dating A Struggling Man Has A Timeframe (True Or False?) by Akalia(m): 8:41am On May 12 |
fattprince: I know this that's why the last time my smallie came over, we talked extensively on this and I had to instinctively give myself a timeline. I gave 12 months and a 10 million in my account as the target and told her she can leave guilty free if I don't meet this target. But I know she will stay even if I meet 2 million and an apartment of our own. You seem to be under pressure to impress your smallie. Bro evolve in your mind, you don't need the validation of that your smallie or any woman fur that matter to feel accomplished. |
Romance › Re: A Girl At Work Rejected Me by Akalia(m): 8:31am On May 12 |
Yorubastardz: Real life doings.
But why are you girls so good at making horrible decisions??
If she allow me date am Na she for dey chop my money now
You girls are so bad at making decisions Una go chase away the right one Then start crying tears of regret in Shiloh Guy man seems you haven't gotten over the rejection since 2022. Stop being petty. As a big boy with class you are not supposed to even look in the direction of women at your work place when it comes to dating. That way girls will be falling over heels for you because you no send them. That's how I roll in any workplace I find myself. |
Health › Re: Nigeria Risks Hike In Condom Prices Over Escalating US-Iran War by Akalia(m): 8:00am On May 12 |
saintopus: This is not a problem. We will use nylon to tie preeeek after all this gen z girls don't care omo Gen z girls like it raw wetin no good. I dey ask myself if they have a specialized immune system that fights off infections which gives them morale to indulge in unprotected sex. They are built different in a risky way. |
Celebrities › Re: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by Akalia(m): 6:49pm On May 11 |
Men need to evolve in their minds when it comes to relationship, because today's women have evolved a long time ago-they now see marriage/relationship as solely a place of benefits while men on the other hand are still seeing marriage/relationship as a place of sacrifice to build a legacy(family).
90% of women are in business in a relationship/marriage. Men need to put themselves before any woman in whatever relationship. |
Romance › Re: Do Women Really Fall In Love? by Akalia(m): 8:26am On May 11 |
DrAda: Didn't go through the post. I just know instinctively that our emotions are mostly transactional. I don't like you women for this admission. Even my own wife could be playing along because of benefits the whole time. Geez!!! |
Romance › Re: Do Women Really Fall In Love? by Akalia(m): 8:15am On May 11 |
DrAda: The novels and movies say so. In reality, I have my doubts. Spoken like a true woman that understands your gender. So the OP's hypothesis is a credible fact. |
Politics › Re: A Full Tanker Of Fuel Was 8m In 2023 Now It's 68m by Akalia(m): 3:06pm On May 10 |
helinues: When it was that 8 m, how many Nigerians are into oil business?
Una see why it's a waste of time to be engaging with some of those opposition supporters. Their reasonings are aged as stone age I am struggling to make sense of your line of argument. Bro, even a foolish man is presumed wise when he is quiet. Stop making a fool out of yourself because of political sychophancy. |
Christianity Etc › Re: US Police Officer Talks Man Out Of Jumping Off Bridge Via Prayer (Video) by Akalia(m): 9:27am On May 10 |
Jehovah GOD is equipping many men for his use in the last days. The number of God's vessels by far outnumber the number of the devil's agents of darkness. The kingdom of God must prevail on earth. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Joni Lamb Dies At 65 by Akalia(m): 9:21am On May 10 |
Another soldier of the cross called to glory. |
Car Talk › Re: Fastest Electric Cars In The World 2026: Top 10 Ranked by Akalia(m): 7:38pm On May 09 |
Reference the countries they are made in as well. |