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Business To Business › Re: Most Profitable Business In Nigeria.......cooking Gas by Akalia(m): 8:03pm On Jun 06
Hello OP,
Do you do Lpg plant setup?
Politics › Re: Police Arrest INEC Officer, Quiz Wike’s Aide Lere Olayinka Over Voter Data Leak by Akalia(m): 8:42am On Jun 04
Gray haired unwise Olayinka. Once they are in the corridor of power they throw common sense and sound thoughtfulness out of the window.
Wike most likely is culpable too, cos I don't believe the compromised INEC official and the dimwit Olayinka are the only ones in this offence.
Politics › Re: The Truth Behind Nigeria’s Insecurity - Prof. Chris Imumolen (Video) by Akalia(m): 8:54pm On Jun 03
The masses will always come down hard on the leaders because the leaders are the ones controlling the resources needed to combat insecurity;talk about finances, weapons, armed forces personnel et.cetera.
Thesee are tools in the hands of our leaders but our leaders are unable to use these tools effectively due to misplaced priorities bordering majorly on political ambition.

So yes, Tinubu as the C-in-C must take the brunt of the blame because the bulk stops at his table.
Celebrities › Re: I Can Forgive a Cheating Partner — Stan Nze by Akalia(m): 11:37am On Jun 02
Diamond098454:
What consequences?
Things will never be the same again-she will lose most of the privileges she enjoys from me if not all. She will accept and live with the fact that I will have another woman besides her.
Politics › Re: Oyo Protesters Chant "Tinubu Ole", Demand Release Of Kidnapped Teachers Students by Akalia(m): 2:35am On Jun 02
DCatt:
The opposition politicians that are holding these kids in their backyards for election leverage and moving them around are the enemies of Nigeria. If president Tinubu sends the police to Peter Obi’s or Atiku’s or even Seyi Makinde’s house now, these same psychopaths will call it “constitutional crisis or killing democracy” and all. One of them even changed clothes. So an outside govt will have to do it. The kids were moved through channels that were not suspicious, there’s no way 10 motorbikes would follow each other in a such area without suspicion. The man they killed knew them well and was deceived.

There is so much I can’t say here because Seun will delete it.
you are either making things up or you are an accomplice to these criminals.
Why would you hold out such vital information as you claim to have in your possession and not divulge to the appropriate authority or better still make it public knowledge under a very tight anonymous?
Please are you saying the beheaded teacher was an accomplice indirectly?
Politics › Re: Alleged Attack In Awgu Is False - Enugu Government by Akalia(m): 1:59am On Jun 02
UncleAyo:
In other news....

The government seems to be the sponsors of these Fulani terrorists destroying lives and properties of many Nigerians. That's why they are being handled with kids gloves.

Funny thing is that most of them are not from Nigeria but are with the agenda of establishing Islam and occupy other people's land throughout the country.

You can't romance with terrorists as a country and not get burnt.

Individual that abuse the government or politicians on social media are fast located and arrested but Fulani terrorist and bandits floating cash paid as ransom on social media are with little to no record of arrest.

All these fake imported religions have destroyed the normal mental processes of a lot of our people.

If you are following any of the two religion, you should know for fact that:

There is no heaven, there is no hell, there is no God (or god), there is no Allah, there are no angels, there are no demons, there are no spirits, there is no life after death, juju don't work, there is no eternal judgment, there is no karma, there was no historical Jesus. All those are figment of human imaginations and tools use by a very few some to control the very many others. The earlier you understand and accept these facts as facts, the happier and merrier your life and existence will be.

The religion you're currently claiming is the religion of your parents, if you were born into a different family of another religion (say Hinduism), that is the exact religion you will practice.

You were born without a religion in you, your factory reset has no religion in it. If you were to be a phone and they do factory reset on you today being a phone, there will not be anything found related to religion in your settings, files and file systems anymore; you learn religion only after your birth growing up.


Islam is idolatry and paganism, Christianity aswell is idolatry - All the world religion is idolatry, including all the Abrahamic religion. Holy communion is idolatory, bowing for a stone call Kaaba of the Bedouin tribes is also idolatory, killing of rams is idolatory, kissing or licking of a stone at mecca is idolatory, throwing of stone at pilgrimage is idolatory too.

Infact, Illah is what the Arabic call God and not Allah. Allah was one of the diety been worshiped before the invention of Islam. That is why muslims will say something like "la ilah ila huwa" meaning Allah is one Illah (God). Have you ask yourself why Prophet Mohammed's father who was an idol worshiper and who lived before the invention of islam has Allah in is name Abdullai== Abdu Allah? It is because Allah has been an idol worshiped by paganists before the Prophet received his revelations.

Nakedly circumambulations of the Kaaba, annual prigrimage to mecca, kissing of black stone, bowing towards the stone (stone worship) are all preislamic pagan practises by the nomadic Bedouin tribe and the same is what they still practice today.

All Abrahamic religion are idolatory, they only package them well and condemn your heritage as evil, whereas, Nigeria was better in terms of morality, honesty and integrity before they brought the foreign religions.

In peace loving, emotional intelligence, love for neighbors, respect for sanctity of life, we are even better than those who brought those religion with primitive leaders and prophets whose morality and characters are highly questionable.


Release yourself today from the shackles of religion. Stop wasting away your life and existence!

If you like, allow one illiterate alfa, imam or pastor to keep telling you "you will go to hell". When you die, your dead experience will be like the same experience you had before your conception (pregnancy) ie. There is nothing like afterlife. Or where were you before your mother gave birth to you?
The only takeaway from your writeup is the insight on the actors behind insecurity.
The rest of the body of your writeup on spirituality is balderdash. A fool says in his heart there is no GOD.
Celebrities › Re: I Can Forgive a Cheating Partner — Stan Nze by Akalia(m): 1:47am On Jun 02
Diamond098454:
It's easy for women to forgive but very hard for men. Women hardly cheat
I can forgive but she would still face the consequences.
Romance › Re: No Money, No Marriage by Akalia(m): 8:11am On May 30
RollinTNDA:
The crazy thing is the people saying this came from poor homes.

If their papa follow this advice.
They won't be here typing rubbish
I noticed that people from poor homes usually have very high unrealistic taste; they even package pass people from middle class and elite class home.
Majority of girls from poor homes are very dangerous, avoid them like a plague. Na them dey carry hookup for head and other social vices.
Family › Re: I Want To Return Her Bride Price. by Akalia(m): 9:41pm On May 28
Privateworld:
We have don everything doable and she seem to be issue. She has pcos and its a chronic one according to the doctor
you don't love that woman. Cut her loose. I and my wife waited for almost 2 years to welcome our first child and we had to wait for another 3 years to welcome our second child. In our case I had remedial infertility but through medical prescription and prayer my fertility was restored and my wife stood by me.

There are other medical means using cutting edge assisted conception that would work for you and your wife to make babies. You seem not to have interest in the marriage again though
Family › Re: I Am About To Take My Wife Back To Her Parents by Akalia(m): 4:47pm On May 28
Ameduedwin:
Good afternoon house, I will like to be brief here.

I am about to take my wife home to her parents even though her both parents are dead, I married this lady 2019 with two kids, fast forward to 2020, immediately this lady delivered her first child, she changed, started misbehaving, talking back at me, with insult, nagging and all sort of aggressiveness towards me.

I call some few members of my family to come and talk to her, after talking it didn't yield useful result, in many case, this girl doesn't want me to touch her sexually, I have to manage her like that for seven years now, but now I have fed up with her character and I have decided to take her home to her parents house.

As of now nobody in her mother's room now, the room is under lock and key, and only their step mother that is in the compound for now.

My worries is my children, am I not exposing them to some danger of any kind? As for my wife she doesn't fill remorse at all, she have already started preparing her belongings to travel maybe because she knew my children are so glue to me, she thinks I can't send them home.

What did you advice me to do in this case. Thanks you all..
Ensure you have custody of the children. I think you wife checked out of the marriage a long time ago but you were not sensitive to figure.
Politics › Re: Adelabu Loses As Sharafadeen Alli Picks Oyo APC Governorship Ticket by Akalia(m): 2:01pm On May 22
You failed woefully as a serving minister and you expected that people would trust that you would deliver as a politician. Day dreamer.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Fuel Subsidy, FX Cabals Behind Nigeria’s Security Crisis by Akalia(m): 8:21pm On May 21
Counterigbolies:
he should resign so your agulu packaged fraud can enter abi?
Eventually you will have a taste of grief under another political dispensation when your own person will not be in power someday.

Surely, you would remember someone told you this on nairaland. Keep enjoying the largesse coming from whoever you know that is in the corridor of power under this depressing administration. The enjoyment won't last.
Family › Re: What's The Cost Of Getting A Divorce? by Akalia(m): 7:41am On May 21
dollytino4real:
A beg add me jon, my own the everyday insult in public at home in the presence of my children, pls my own now rent , since he managed to pay 250k he locks us out untill my neighbors will beg for us to enter n sleep
I feel your pains sister.
Divorce is not a sin in the eyes of God and man so far it is done on the basis of unresolved differences of which infidelity ranks the top but religion is what is holding back a lot of partners that are disinterested in their union due to cogent reasons. Even God will understand.
Politics › Re: PDP Screens Jonathan Tuesday As Sole Presidential Aspirant For 2027 Race by Akalia(m): 11:57am On May 18
GEJ is an embarrassment . He lacks critical thinking and sound perspective.

He should know that at his age and given his abysmal performance the last time as president, that he should stay away from any political contest at all levels of government.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Large-scale Ukrainian Drone Attack Kills Three In Moscow Region, Says Russia by Akalia(m): 11:08am On May 18
War of attrition playing out-both Russia and Ukraine are now throwing weak punches in despair as they head towards stalemate.
Family › Re: The Poison That Kill Men Easily by Akalia(m): 1:03pm On May 17
In marriage/relationship the partner that cares the most and sacrifices the most suffers the most. I speak from a place of experience.

Best practice, if your spouse/partner overtime has proven not to be reciprocating your invested energy, time, and resources in your relationship and he/she is not genuinely making an effort then be wise to cut down on your effort.

You no be Jesus wey be sacrificial lamb to the world.
Romance › Re: I Don't Judge Her But.... by Akalia(op): 2:41pm On May 14
Baronthecelebri:
Turn her to your baby mama
Sounds reasonable provided she demonstrates the potential to function in the capacity of a baby mama, shaa make I dey observe her.
Romance › Re: I Don't Judge Her But.... by Akalia(op): 2:39pm On May 14
Kalatium:
What do you expect from a baddie.
omoh going by what my eyes observe about most under 30 girls, virtually all na baddie. Future husbands go really marry women with crazy body counts and emotional baggage.
Romance › I Don't Judge Her But.... by Akalia(op): 12:12pm On May 14
I have been hanging out with this 26-year-old damsel recently. My job transferred me to a new city, and that was how I eventually met her.
We have already had sex once, but what I need from her more is her company—not even the sex, really. You know, just hanging out and chatting.
What I like about this girl is that she has street credibility, and she is very honest, blunt, and open about her dirty past and present. At the same time, she gives the impression of a bad girl who needs—and is ready for—redemption, provided she meets a man with whom she is truly compatible.
So yesterday, we hung out again, and we discussed a lot about street life. She entertained me with her experiences, especially regarding doing hookups just to make ends meet.
Then she got to the point where she said something along the lines of: “If I were to get married to my fiancé in a month’s time, I would still go back to my boyfriend—or any guy I really enjoy having sex with—and sleep with him crazily one last time.”
I looked at her in shock. An expression of disapproval and disgust was written all over my face.
She noticed my countenance and quipped something along the lines of, “Who is this guy?” By that, she meant I reacted as though what she said was something terrible. She insisted that it is commonplace and not a big deal.
Deep down, I felt like getting up, walking away, and ending whatever we had going on within such a short time. But I decided to stay put and play along. My objective is to use her personal experiences and idiosyncrasies to gain insight into how many women—especially Nigerian girls—live before they eventually settle down with one innocent man in the future.
If you did not meet your wife as a virgin, chances are she may have done a whole lot of sordid things for fun and thrill during her single years.

Disclaimer:
This story based on a real life encounter is not in anyway a calculated attempt to disparage any individual.
Nairaland General › Re: Begging With Attitude? Make It Make Sense by Akalia(m): 8:37am On May 14
Men should wise up. Women have been demystified-they are only in business and never in love.
Don't go out of your way to please a woman, always give her less than what she demands if you must give.
Celebrities › Re: Family Confirms Alexx Ekubo's Death After Battle With Kidney Cancer by Akalia(m): 9:14pm On May 13
Fekumzi123:
I senior him with just 2 months plus.
I'm among the people that crossed the special 40 this year.

RIP fellow 1986
what's special about turning 40, like I will be 40 in December?
Romance › Re: “i’m The Only One On This 6 By 6 By Bed” – Single Woman Cries Out by Akalia(m): 7:36pm On May 12
See her expired evening newspaper face. This one don show plenty men shege when she was younger under wicked feminism ideology.
Celebrities › Re: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by Akalia(m): 5:49pm On May 12
ultraviolet27:
Frank is also not a good person so I don't pity him at all frank that's is,rude saucy and sharp mouthed and insults people at will unwarranted !you know men with character defects will always blame the women in their lives,and never for their own lack of proper upbringing?they are never accountable for their actions and always claiming the victims!

once dated one like that who had married 4 times lied to me he had only married married once, before and that he only has 1 kid not knowing he already had 5 kids with 4 women though his first wife died,It was when i dated him I knew why his other 3 wives left and he would always badmouth his last wife to me then.I am sure is somewhere now brainwashing and badmouthing me to the next woman who will be unfortunate enough to date him!!

Franks parents did a bad job on him I am very sure frank is the problem!!
lol, you sound pained by how the particular serial divorcee you once dated treated you.
Culture › Re: The Tribe That Only Bathes Three Times In Their Entire Lives by Akalia(m): 5:02pm On May 12
Samantha125:
Here is an amazing fact about the Himba people:
women from that tribe , how do they maintain effective body hygiene especially underneath? Just curious.
Education › Re: Can You Recognize Which Country's Script This Is? by Akalia(m): 4:58pm On May 12
This is Korean alphabets.
Romance › Re: Double Standards Or Different Realities? The Way People View Cheating by Akalia(m): 4:52pm On May 12
donwily:
A man can have many side chicks and still love his wife and family but once a woman starts sleeping with another man, the husband's life is at risk.
The man already has 2 enemies. Both of them want him dead.
Thumbs up buddy. When it comes to cheating women switch loyalty to the side guy shagging her but a man who is cheating will often times still stay committed to caring and protecting his wife.
Agriculture › Re: How My Side Hustle Became My Major Income Earner. Pictures Included by Akalia(m): 4:19pm On May 12
IamAtAnger:
So as you dey like this now you're very happy with yourself talk true
Do you look better than him? Post your picture let me check something.
Literature › Re: Short Story: The Selfish Neighbor by Akalia(m): 11:25am On May 12
tonystark007:
We had a small get-together in our compound one evening. That was actually the first time I properly spoke to one of my neighbors. Funny enough, after a few drinks, we discovered his office is just a few buildings away from mine.

Meanwhile, I had been living in that compound for over a year and we had never vibed like that. Lagos can be like that, everybody just minding their business.

Later that night, after everything had ended and people had gone back inside, I heard a knock on my door. I opened it and saw him standing there with a friendly smile. He said he’d like to follow me to work the next day since we were heading the same direction.

I said sure, no problem

The next morning, I came out and saw four people standing there. Him… and three others. Two guys and one lady.

He quickly explained that they were his colleagues and begged me to help carry them too

The lady alone looked like two people combined. Well, I just nodded and smiled. What else could I do? I told them to enter.

That evening, when I closed from work and drove out of the office gate, I saw the same four of them standing there, waving at me and smiling like we were friends

I just stopped and picked them again.

The next morning, I came out of my house and saw the four of them again

Ahh!
Do you people sleep here?

They laughed and said they came early so they won’t miss me.

I looked at my neighbor. He avoided my eyes at first, then gave me one small sheepish smile

I carried them again

For one month I carried this people every morning and evening

Then one day, my car shock absorber got bad. The car started giving me issues, so I parked it and took it to the mechanic.

That evening, my neighbor saw me outside and asked about the car. I told him what happened. He just shook his head and said, “Ah, car wahala.”

I said, “Yes o,” and went inside.

The next morning, I came out and stood by the road waiting for a bike to take me to the bus stop. As I was there, I saw my neighbor enter a car. It was an Uber.

He saw me. He waved.
I waved back.

And that was it.

He didn’t ask me if I wanted to join him or let’s go together, he just sat down at the back like a big man and they drove off

For the entire week my car was at the mechanic, I didn’t see those his colleagues. Not once.

The day my car finally came back, he saw me driving in and came to greet me like nothing happened. “Ah, it’s fixed now? Thank God o!” He even congratulated me.

The next morning, I came out… and there they were. The four of them, standing beside my car… Complete squad!

They greeted me, “Good morning, boss!”

Boss ke?

I smiled calmly, opened my car door, entered, and locked it.

They came and pulled the handle.

Nothing.

My neighbor knocked on the window. I wound it down small, just enough to hear him

He said, “We’re ready.”

I said, “SET”

He laughed, thinking I was joking.

I shouted, “GO!!!”

Then I started the engine and drove off.

The confusion on his face… beautiful.

In my side mirror, I saw all four of them standing there, looking like village witches and wizard WhatsApp group

Was I wrong? Do you think they deserved it?

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne
Your mode of payback was childish but message effectively communicated.
Next time don't start doing routine favours to strangers, familiar friends are the only exception though.
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Health › Re: Toyin Adesola, 'Sickle Cell General' And Founder Of SAMI, Passes On by Akalia(m): 9:06am On May 12
God gives;God takes.
She's done her bit. Every sojourner goes back home eventually.
Family › Re: As A Married Man, You Supposed To Hang Out With Your Wife & Children by Akalia(m): 9:00am On May 12
Ideally you are right but circumstances surrounding most family men won't let them roll like that especially when they have annoying ungrateful wives at home.

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