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Having congratulated the Kogi state governor on the just concluded election, some Nigerians have come for the president with the claim that the democracy under him is not at its best. However, it's not clear if the claims have political undertone or not.

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100 quotes of Mike Murdock that are reall inspiring. some of them will definitely be helpful if not all. you can indicate the ones that inspire you the most.
1. Every problem is always a wisdom
problem.
2. When your heart decides the
destination, your mind will design the
map to reach it.
3. What you respect, you will attract.
4. The secret of your future is hidden in
your daily routine.
5. Your rewards in life are determined by
the kinds of problems you are willing to
solve for others.
6. What you make happen for others, God
will make happen for you. Eph 6:8 NKJ
7. An uncommon seed always creates and
uncommon harvest.
8. The word of God is the wisdom of God.
9. The clearer your goals, the greater your
faith.
10. Your focus decides your feelings.
11. Your self-portrait determines your
self-conduct.
12. Your respect for time is a prediction of
your financial future.
13. Your decisions decide your wealth.
14. The instruction you follow determines
the future you create.
15. God’s only pain is to be doubted;
God’s only pleasure is to be believed.
16. Your goals choose your mentors.
17. Your success is decided by what you
are willing to ignore.
18. The atmosphere you create determines
the product you produce.
19. The size of your enemy determines the
size of your rewards.
20. Your assignment is always the problem
God has designed you to solve for others.
21. What you are willing to walk away
from determines what God will bring to
you.
22. Your future is decided by who you
choose to believe.
23. Changes in your life will always be
proportionate to your knowledge.
24. The reward of pain is the willingness
to change.
25. Anything permitted increases.
26. Anything that keeps your attention has
become your master.
27. Your life is whatever you choose to
remember.
28. When you want something you have
never had, you must do something you
have never done.
29. What you repeatedly hear, you
eventually believe.
30. All men fall, the great ones get back
up.
31. You cannon correct what you are
unwilling to confront.
32. You will only be remembered in life
for two things: the problems you solve or
the ones you create.
33. God never consults your past to decide
your future.
34. Any movement towards order creates
pleasure.
35. If you insist on taking something God
did not give you, He will take back
something He gave you.
36. The evidence of God’s presence far
outweighs the proof of his absence.
37. Never complain about what you
permit.
38. Go where you are celebrated instead
of where you are tolerated.
39. One day of favor is worth a thousand
days of labor.
40. Warfare always surrounds the birth of
a miracle.
41. The broken become masters at
mending.
42. Prosperity is simply having enough of
God’s provision to complete his
assignment in your life.
43. One hour in the presence of Gods will
reveal the flaws of your most carefully
laid plans.
44. Anger is the birthplace for solutions.
45. The willingness to reach births the
ability to change.
46. Never give more time to a critic than
you would give to a friend.
47. Access is first a gift, then a test, then a
reward.
48. The magnetism of your kindness will
outlast the memory of your genius.
49. When you let go of what is in your
hand, God let’s go of what is in his hand.
50. Never rewrite your theology to
accommodate a tragedy.
51. Crisis always occurs at the curve of
change.
52. You never outgrow warfare; you must
simply learn to fight.
53. Memory is more enslaving than any
injustice.
54. Your significance is not in your
similarity to another, but in your point of
difference from another.
55. What you can tolerate, you cannot
change.
56. The seasons of your life will change
every time you use your faith.
57. When you ask God for a miracle, he
will always give you an instruction.
58. Whatever is missing in your life is
something you have not truly valued.
59. Your reaction to greatness reveals
your humility.
60. Honor is the seed for longevity, of life
or friendship.
61. Your words are the seeds for feelings.
62. Friends create comfort, enemies create
change.
63. Something in your hand can create
anything you want in your future.
64. Your unwillingness to trust the right
person will create more losses than your
mistake of trusting the wrong person.
65. Anything good is hated by everything
evil.
66. An uncommon dream will require an
uncommon mentor.
67. What saddens you is a clue to what
God has assigned you to heal.
68. Every environment requires a code of
conduct for entering or remaining in it.
69. Greatness is not the absence of a flaw
– but the willingness to overcome it.
70. Each act of obedience shortens the
distance to any miracle you are pursuing.
71. Your reaction to the word of God is a
picture of your respect for God.
72. The problem that infuriates you the
most is the problem God has assigned you
to solve.
73. False accusation is the last stage
before supernatural promotion.
74. Miracles happen as quickly as
tragedies.
75. The difference between significance
and insignificance is an adversary.
76. When wrong people leave your life,
wrong things stop happening.
77. Seed-faith is sowing something you
have been given for something else you
have been promised.
78. Disobedience is always more costly
than obedience.
79. An uncommon enemy will require
uncommon wisdom.
80. What you say is not as important as
what others remember.
81. Never discuss your problem with
something incapable of solving it.
82. Joy is the divine reward for discerning
the divine purpose of the immediate
moment.
83. God never responds to pain, but he
always responds to pursuit.
84. When you get involved with God’s
dream, he will get involved with your
dream.
85. The true function of wisdom is order.
86. Confrontation is the attempt to
preserve a relationship.
87. The wise never discuss what they
want others to forget.
88. The proof of loves is the passion to
pleasure.
89. Pain is the proof of disorder.
90. Debt is the proof of greed.
91. Giving is the only proof you have
conquered greed.
92. If time heals, God is unnecessary.
93. Loneliness is the not the absence of
affection, but the absence of direction.
94. Money is merely a reward for solving
problems.
95. Access becomes a continuous test.
96. When fatigue walks in, faith walks
out.
97. Patience is the weapon that forces
deception to reveal itself.
98. Any step toward self-sufficiency is a
step away from God.
99. Ignorance is the only weapon Satan
can effectively use against you.
100. A tired mind rarely makes good decision.

and dt is true.

I'm of the opinion that some people should start writing thier adverts in thier local languages. #itisallowed

hahn:
I'm more interested in modern day "miracles" like aeroplanes, cars, electricity, computers, mobile phones etc. Funny, god had nothing to do with them though

U're really funny!

Happy sunday to everybody.I have always considered this.
We have miracles performed by various men of God in the bible. Moses, Joshua, Elijah, Elisha and others performed several miracles in the old testament. In fact, Elijah raised the Dead. Moses provided manna and water in the wilderness,he also led the isrealites through the red sea and Joshua controled both th moon and the sun(through devine power).
Meanwhile in the new testament, Jesus also raised the dead, fed 12,000 men, also walked on water with other numerous miracles. Peter and james also raised the lame, paul and Silas through praises, also opened the prison door effortlessly.
Now, the question is 'Which one is more of miracles. Old or New Testament'

Ten health condition that can disrupt sleep.
1. Acid Reflux Acid reflux occurs when the muscle between the
stomach and the oesophagus doesn't seal
properly. It's most noticeable at night when laid
down as this position allows acid to flow out of the
stomach, causing heartburn. Hormone changes
during pregnancy and eating a poor diet can increase risk, and around 75 per cent of sufferers
find it affects their ability to sleep. (1) 2. Restless Legs Syndrome Restless legs syndrome (RLS) is a condition where
there is an uncontrollable urge to move the legs,
with the feeling often much worse at night . Both
voluntary and involuntary movements can affect
quality of sleep, and it takes RLS sufferers around
30 minutes longer to fall asleep on average. It can be difficult to pinpoint a cause, but iron deficiencies
could be to blame. 3. Arthritis While arthritis itself does not affect sleep, the
associated pain can have a big effect. Sufferers may
subconsciously move their muscles more
frequently in the night to address pain, and many
follow an alpha-delta sleep pattern which includes
regular waking. (3) The alpha-delta pattern replaces the typical slow wave sleep which is when
the highest quality sleep occurs. 4. Exhaustion Being exhausted is often associated with being
sleepy, but actually exhaustion and tiredness are
two very different things. In fact, those who feel
'burnt out' - with constant fatigue and emotional
stress for example - typically sleep much worse
than others, with more awake time during the night, less slow wave sleep (deep sleep), and an
overall lower sleep efficiency. (4) 5. Diabetes Studies have found that while the average rate of
sleep disturbances amongst healthy adults is
around eight per cent, this figure rises sharply for
people with type 1 and type 2 diabetes , with
around 33 per cent who report difficulties sleeping.
(5) Sleep disruptions are often related to poor circulation, with leg cramps, burning soles, and a
tingling sensation in the feet commonly cited as
reasons for poor sleep. 6. Overactive bladder syndrome Overactive bladder syndrome is when the bladder
contracts as if it is full, although it may still be quite
empty. The contraction leads to feelings of urgency,
and sufferers may feel the need to use the toilet
more frequently. Overactive bladder syndrome is
associated with a poor quality of sleep, (6) and affects about 16 per cent of men and 17 per cent of
women. 7. Nocturnal asthma Nocturnal asthma leaves sufferers struggling to
catch a breath, experiencing chest tightness, and
wheezing and coughing during the night. It's
thought that common allergens like bed bugs and
dust mites in bed linen contribute towards the
condition. Around 93 per cent of sufferers report bad sleep, and studies show average sleep time is
reduced by around 47 minutes. (7) 8. Irritable bowel syndrome Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a condition that
causes abdominal cramping, bloating and excess
gas, and can cause both diarrhoea and
constipation. Studies have found that around 71
per cent of IBS sufferers report sleep disturbances,
with the most common reason for a lack of sleep being painful stomach aches. IBS is frequently
associated with stress. ( 9. Allergic rhinitis Around one in five people in the UK suffer with
allergic rhinitis - an inflammation of the inside of the
nose caused by common allergens like pollen, pet
hair, or dust mites . Those with allergic rhinitis are
more likely to report insomnia, and are more likely
to snore which can affect quality of sleep. Some studies have also shown a link between allergic
rhinitis and sleep apnoea. (9) 10. Depression Studies suggest that around 23 per cent of
depressed people experience insomnia (10) -
having trouble getting to sleep and staying asleep,
and around 6 per cent suffer with hypersomnia -
sleeping for excessive periods that can affect day-
to-day life. Antidepressants used to treat depression are a recognised contributing factor to
sleep

Ten health condition that can disrupt sleep.
1. Acid Reflux Acid reflux occurs when the muscle between the
stomach and the oesophagus doesn't seal
properly. It's most noticeable at night when laid
down as this position allows acid to flow out of the
stomach, causing heartburn. Hormone changes
during pregnancy and eating a poor diet can increase risk, and around 75 per cent of sufferers
find it affects their ability to sleep. 2. Restless Legs Syndrome Restless legs syndrome (RLS) is a condition where
there is an uncontrollable urge to move the legs,
with the feeling often much worse at night . Both
voluntary and involuntary movements can affect
quality of sleep, and it takes RLS sufferers around
30 minutes longer to fall asleep on average. It can be difficult to pinpoint a cause, but iron deficiencies
could be to blame. 3. Arthritis While arthritis itself does not affect sleep, the
associated pain can have a big effect. Sufferers may
subconsciously move their muscles more
frequently in the night to address pain, and many
follow an alpha-delta sleep pattern which includes
regular waking. The alpha-delta pattern replaces the typical slow wave sleep which is when
the highest quality sleep occurs. 4. Exhaustion Being exhausted is often associated with being
sleepy, but actually exhaustion and tiredness are
two very different things. In fact, those who feel
'burnt out' - with constant fatigue and emotional
stress for example - typically sleep much worse
than others, with more awake time during the night, less slow wave sleep (deep sleep), and an
overall lower sleep efficiency. 5. Diabetes Studies have found that while the average rate of
sleep disturbances amongst healthy adults is
around eight per cent, this figure rises sharply for
people with type 1 and type 2 diabetes , with
around 33 per cent who report difficulties sleeping.
Sleep disruptions are often related to poor circulation, with leg cramps, burning soles, and a
tingling sensation in the feet commonly cited as
reasons for poor sleep. 6. Overactive bladder syndrome Overactive bladder syndrome is when the bladder
contracts as if it is full, although it may still be quite
empty. The contraction leads to feelings of urgency,
and sufferers may feel the need to use the toilet
more frequently. Overactive bladder syndrome is
associated with a poor quality of sleep and affects about 16 per cent of men and 17 per cent of women. 7. Nocturnal asthma Nocturnal asthma leaves sufferers struggling to
catch a breath, experiencing chest tightness, and wheezing and coughing during the night. It's
thought that common allergens like bed bugs and
dust mites in bed linen contribute towards the condition. Around 93 per cent of sufferers report bad sleep, and studies show average sleep time is reduced by around 47 minutes. 8. Irritable bowel syndrome Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a condition that
causes abdominal cramping, bloating and excess
gas, and can cause both diarrhoea and
constipation. Studies have found that around 71 per cent of IBS sufferers report sleep disturbances, with the most common reason for a lack of sleep being painful stomach aches. IBS is frequently associated with stress. 9. Allergic rhinitis Around one in five people in the UK suffer with allergic rhinitis - an inflammation of the inside of the
nose caused by common allergens like pollen, pet hair, or dust mites . Those with allergic rhinitis are more likely to report insomnia, and are more likely
to snore which can affect quality of sleep. Some studies have also shown a link between allergic rhinitis and sleep apnoea.10. Depression Studies suggest that around 23 per cent of depressed people experience insomnia -
having trouble getting to sleep and staying asleep and around 6 per cent suffer with hypersomnia -sleeping for excessive periods that can affect day-to-day life. Antidepressants used to treat depression are a recognised contributing factor to sleep.

BRAIN TEASER
1. A teacher walks into
the Classroom and
says;
If only Yesterday was
Tomorrow, Today would have been
Saturday.
Now on which Day did
the Teacher make this
Statement

DickDastardly:
Errrrrm....and you didnt snap any pishure?

How do we believe you now

Picture ke? My broda e pass that level o.

Unlike the usual demand of armed robbers, robbery in most areas of Ogun state are now conducted for primary reason of collecting Permanent Voter's card of victims.
The ones I heard of before, was the one that happened to a friend along Ijebu-Ode and another one at Sagam area of Ogun state. Getting to my place this evening in Ikenne, the story proved to be more than a film trick. I met a report that a group of six men came to the house. They rejected every other thing apart from money which they later took having collected the PVC. If you claim you don't have, they will give you the analysis of how you collected it and beat you up for not being trustworthy. All these at gun point.
Protect your PVC
Be security concious
God bless Nigeria!

prevail23:
feel like running away from my school sef

Pls dont run away o.

In the tme past, most people have always taken thier time to look at the negativities of private university in Nigeria. Giving it a closer look, I have been able to outline the following advantages i want to share about private unis. Here we go.
1.Relatively Easy Admission. Of course, everybody who resides in Nigeria will testify to the unparralleled ease you encounter when you write an entrance exam of a private university. So considerate.
2.Having Your Preferred course. Owing to the comparatively reduced cut-off marks, you stand a shining chance of having your course of choice.
3.You Have A Better Relationship With The Lecturers. At the private university, the lecturers value each student. As they know that is where their salary comes from. They fear being reported. Hardly do they miss classes and they teach student to understand to a reasonable level. If they fail; as a lecturer, you have to defend the occurrence.
4.Security. There is a good number of security personnel. Right from the gate, the check -ups start. There is also reduced level of moleststion and cultism.
5.Acquisition Of Extra Skills. Some of this schools have companies. Bottle water comapny, bakery, radiostation etc And they allow thier students to work with them to acquire knowledge.
6.They Financially Broaden Your Mind. If you are the type that places too much value on little money, the school fees and lifestyle there will definately change your mentality.
7.Good Grade. With private university,you stand a chance of making a good grade. With some of them rejecting "pass" as a perequisite for promotion and placing thier "A" at 80, you just have to make a good grade and nothing less.
8. Closeness To God. Why would you not be close to God? You are inside the school like a boarding house secondary school,limitation to music you can hear, dress code decree and whether you like it or not they will drag you to fellowship. Lol

harry509:
may GOD hlp we nigerian's n dis election period Amen.

Amen!

yomight4sample:
Sure I am doing that because with my physical eyes I am not seeing any party with interest of Nigeria in heart

Yes my boss. I think thats all we need now. I just shake my head when I see some youths ready to go to any length on political arguments.

Breaking News: Governor Akpabio Collapses,
Rushed To UK Hospital
Read More:http://campuswaka.com/?p=13104.
Just stumbled on this online now. Its subject to further comfirmation. Anyway, I wish him quick recovery.

As the electins approach, it is apparent that significant percentage of this country have a preferred parties. My question is "Can you approach this coming elections with open mindedness? Can you pray that anybody who will bring peace to Nigeria wins this forth-coming electins?

Dr. Ben Carson is a professor and director of
paediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins
Medical Instituions and best selling author of
Think Big,The Big picture and Gifted Hands.He has
been an inspiration in his profession especially to
Blacks all over the world. Neglecting the fact that his mother 'Sonya Carson' married at tender age
of 13,his father left the family when he was just
eight coupled with the reality of being a black;he
was able to make a feat. Part of his ground
breaking success is the separation of the7months
old siamese twins who were joined on the head.it was done in a 22hours surgery on
saturday,september 5,1987.He also has not less
than 30 hemispherectomy(removal of a
hemisphere of the brain )to his credit. As I would
not want to borean intellect and busy person like
you with too long an article,ladies and gentlemen,shall we proceed to the tips dropped
by the role model himsef, Professor Ben
Carson.He used the Acronym "THINKBIG"
1.T=Time and Talent. These two things are given
by God.But thier management depend on us and
it makes a whole lot of difference. 2.H=Hope. Don't go around with a long
face,expecting something bad to happen.Always
Anticipate Good Things.
3.I= Insight.Listen and learn from people who
have already been where you want to go.Benefit
from thier mistakes instead of repeating them. READ BOOKs. Especially holy books.
4.N=Nice. Be nice to people-all people. Life is
easier that way. It takes pressure off you.
5.K= knowledge. Its the key to independent
living. It opens all doors and make you
invaluable. 6.B=Books. Active learning from reading is better
than listening to lectures and watching TV. When
you read, your heart takes letter and add them
up to form words.The word grows into thoughts
and concepts which latter form a habit. It is
always a gradual process. 7.I=In-depth Learning.Learners cram for exams
but In-depth Learners don't. Are you a Learner?
LOL
8.G=God. Never get too big for GOD. Never drop
him out of ur life.
I sincerely do believe its added something to you. Thanks for going through. Together we can
make the Globe a better village!

sampsondeen:
She's so old

Marry early!
Yhu wnt listen....mtcheew

Old. You dey look person o.

congrats coach

Oyah bro. Seun push dis thing go front page with ur church mind.


No be sa i dey command you o. I just dey beg.

This typing no easy with my small Nokia phone.


Very stuborn keypad .
And i forgot in d church today but its not too late. now my father and my God let it rain Iphone 6 in my domain. Amen somebody!!!