₦airaland Forum

ProsperOnyema:
That her boyfriend should be forced to drink one bottle of Otapiapia.

SYNCHRONIZATION! i was about typing same. but the otapiapia should also be diluted with a strong acid.....the man is evil.

lifeofkelvino:
Main reason I will never go into any serious relationship 4 nw....... I still like my body

hilarious! are you also from benue state?

i need workforce past questions oo. My online test is Monday

NairalandDotOrg:
Wow..
It's my birth day!

Good luck will follow all the people that will use their 'like button' to wish me happy birthday.
This month of November must be the month of their testimony.

HAPPY BIRTH DAY BRO

ITZ Ma birthday too........WULLNP

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY...
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "nothing wrong in request money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" but I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below:
INCOME
19600 x 10months = 196k (note BatchC got their first 2 allowee wen they were still @home)
EXPENDITURE
Food:- 10k (at least) x 10=100k
Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 10 = 10k
Phone subscription:- 1k (at least in a month) x 10 = 10k
Tfare to CDS/clearance:- 500(at least in a month) x 10 =5k
Cream, tooth paste, bathing n washing soap:- 5k (at least in 10months)
Cloths n shoe:- 20k (at least for 10months)
Tfare back home:- 5k (at least, if u are in far north)
Other contingencies:- 20k (at least)
Total Expenditure:- 175k
BALANCE:- 196k - 175k =21k
Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli or onions frm him. Don't expect hummer jeep or guinea brocade from 21k cos d treasury is virtually empty.
Thanks.

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY...
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "nothing wrong in request money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" but I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below:
INCOME
19600 x 10months = 196k (note BatchC got their first 2 allowee wen they were still @home)
EXPENDITURE
Food:- 10k (at least) x 10=100k
Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 10 = 10k
Phone subscription:- 1k (at least in a month) x 10 = 10k
Tfare to CDS/clearance:- 500(at least in a month) x 10 =5k
Cream, tooth paste, bathing n washing soap:- 5k (at least in 10months)
Cloths n shoe:- 20k (at least for 10months)
Tfare back home:- 5k (at least, if u are in far north)
Other contingencies:- 20k (at least)
Total Expenditure:- 175k
BALANCE:- 196k - 175k =21k
Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli or onions frm him. Don't expect hummer jeep or guinea brocade from 21k cos d treasury is virtually empty.
Thanks.

Kennycyphers:
winding up programme is out; https://mobile.twitter.com/nysc_ng/status/651100327542947840/photo/1

Kennycyphers of PMF?

OTONDOS

Unsad:
Poorly punctuated.

exsctly!






he is a learner

nairaland and FP POSTS!!!!

Smh***** Abeg who get idea on how to cook lion meat?

interesting!

#sHE needs your prayers....

dearpreye........thanks man

. Your IQ is
responsible for only a tiny portion of your success; it's your
EQ that guarantees the greater part .

@dearpreye, it's a good writeup.
please explain the above bolded statement to me.... emphasis should be laid on the differences between the acronyms IQ and EQ.....thanks

and this trash made front page# smh*

greatness22:
"They cannot carter for the triplet" but they can fvck at night. Mtchewww

Funny u.

make dem no procreate again??

sojiboy oooooo.

this is too long


will read this on POP Nyt

POP LOADING.............15TH OCTOBER

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KSU SCORES “A” IN PG PROG ACCREDITATION *HOLDS 5TH CONVOCATION SEPT 18 & 19

KOGI State University, Anyigba, has continued to maintain her impressive accreditation record as the National Universities Commission (NUC) once again, granted “A” accreditation status to some postgraduate programmes in the Faculty of Management Sciences presented for the exercise in October, 2014. A letter addressed to the Vice Chancellor of the University, Professor Hassan S. Isah, and signed by Professor C.F. Mafiana (Deputy Executive Secretary 1), on behalf of the Executive Secretary, said the NUC “after due consideration of the exercise” granted accreditation to postgraduate degree programmes in Accounting, Banking & Finance, Management, Public Administration and Master of Public Administration (MPA). The results of the exercise indicated that Accounting scored 74.7%; Banking & Finance (75%); Management (76.9%); Public Administration (73.7%); and Master of Pubic Administration (MPA) (71.8%). The accreditation status for all the programmes is valid for three years. It should be noted that 75% of all undergraduate programmes currently run by the University have full accreditation while the remaining ones have interim accreditation status. None of the University programmes has been denied accreditation. In addition to her exploits in the area of programme accreditation, Kogi State University has an “A” status in institutional accreditation valid till 2018. Meanwhile, the 5th convocation ceremonies of the University, have been scheduled to hold on Friday and Saturday, 18th and 19th September, 2015 respectively. Briefing members of the University Management Committee (UMC) during its 151st meeting held at the Council Chamber of the Senate Building, the Vice Chancellor and Chairman of UMC, Professor Hassan Isah, said the Senate Convocation Committee had earlier submitted proposals and estimates towards a successful event. Professor Isah said with these proposed dates, the Convocation Committee would be directed to resume its regular meetings and preparations for the ceremonies. The 24-member Convocation Committee was inaugurated on Friday, 11th January, 2015, by the Vice Chancellor, Professor Hassan Isah. Professor A. Adebayo of the Department of Soil & Environmental Management is the Chairman of the Committee, while Mr. J.U. Amodu, a Deputy Registrar, serves as Secretary.

Facebook ranks Nigeria, Kenya top as active mobile users in Africa


Facebook has ranked Nigerian and Kenya top among the countries in Africa as the number one frontier-market for the medium in terms of mobiles to like, share and upload content on the social network. Nigeria has monthly users of 15 million on Facebook and following behind is Kenya 4.5 million users in 30 days The numbers, the first Facebook has published show the two nations as important entry points on a continent of nearly one billion people. “Mobile is not a trend; it’s the fastest adoption of disruptive technology in history of communication,” said Nunu Ntshingila, Facebook’s head of Africa, in a statement. “Facebook said its active user population in Africa grew 20 percent to 120 million in June from 100 million in September last year. A large portion of these users were in North Africa.” “Nigeria had 15 million monthly active users as of June 30 this year, all of them using mobiles to like, share and upload content on the social network. In Kenya, 95 percent of the 4.5 million monthly active users did so via mobiles” “Facebook has nearly 20 million users in major African markets Nigeria and Kenya, statistics released by the social network showed on Thursday, with the majority using mobile devices to access their profiles.” Facebook opened its first African office in Johannesburg in June as the continent’s growing population and relatively low levels of internet access present a large untapped market for the social network to earn advertising revenue. South Africa has 12 million monthly active Facebook users, the data showed, and Facebook says with its strong advertising partnerships in Africa it would use the new office in Johannesburg to expand its business across the continent.

clap for buhari!!!


no be small thing
#TRASH

clap for buhari!!!


no be small thing
#TRASH

Tecno R7....... The battery is nothing to write home about.


no wonder they attached a follow come power bank!


mtchweeew! i should have purchased Gionee M3 Instead

chai! EIYAAAAAAA!

sojiboy:
U sound like a familiar idiot . Are you?
Anyway let's wait. 57days to go

Free d guy oo.

Heineken:
Please help me.. How do I get this waist pain out. I hev bin doing exercise but still.. Doctors in the house

HEINEKEN to badt gaan!
u sure say na waist pain?

trendiitee:
Akerry baba, how things now?

Adufe taiwo, things are fine o. i heard u relocated to cross river.LOL

Horlawoomey:
That Kogi boy, you too much. How is Abia

Abia is cool o. sisal fibre

sojiboy:
That Abiakopa, d count down has started.
58days to go

58days 2go?? interesting! hope you are enjoying UMUDIKE




GHOSTLADY & NABSPRADA.......Come out of ghostmode o

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN Sodiqyinka is not a scammer and will never be a scammer.

greeting to you all my good to go corpers!
the journey of 12 months is gradually coming to an end in few weeks time.


LET THE COUNT DOWN BEGIN!!! Trenditee, sojiboy , Horlarwoomey and Anugod sighted:
missed u guys plenty plenty

DonPsymon:
Dude what's up?... You sef new?

new ke? just to say helloo to you guys.

hellooo prospective corpers...... how is the morale?......

rmfunky:
yeah you?

is it d rmfunky I know or ? lol. where are u serving?