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EducationRe: Why Is Waec Failing Chemistry by akezn: 4:40pm On Jul 08, 2018
asuustrike2009:
There poster I would advise that your teachers should engage themselves in marking waec. There are a lot of techniques has some persons said that you might not know. Waec at times update their syllabus and marking scheme hence many students may be used to a particular definition but it has become obsolete. I was part of the team for waec and I saw many things that goes on over there. Things are changing while the standard of marking hasn't. Your students should study hard because waec are strict when marking
This is so true. I marked waec for the first time this year. It was really an eye opener for me.
CrimeRe: Notorious Cultist Killed By Rival Members In Delta On The Eve Of Christmas(pics by akezn: 6:42pm On Dec 25, 2017
their problem. abeg make I come to dey sip my coke in peace.
EducationRe: I Just Checked My Uniben Post Utme Result And I'm So Happy! by akezn: 9:36pm On Oct 15, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
during my postume screening, i passed thru the magnificient aforementioned auditorium..
Is that where we'll be screened?
yeah
EducationRe: I Just Checked My Uniben Post Utme Result And I'm So Happy! by akezn: 9:35pm On Oct 15, 2017
branhampaul:
Meaning? pls expand.
unto stress things
EducationRe: I Just Checked My Uniben Post Utme Result And I'm So Happy! by akezn: 11:18am On Oct 09, 2017
Unibend go bend you right from the clearance stage at Akin Deko Auditorium.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by akezn: 10:03am On Oct 02, 2017
need a wild bleep mate/ friends with benefit for sex in Lagos. I can support your transport. will suck your pussy wella. interested females can call,whatsapp, or call me on 08151784095.
EducationRe: What You Need To Know About Tm (tremadol) Side Effects. by akezn: 12:28pm On Sep 25, 2017
can I get it easily from a chemist shop?
SportsRe: More Than 100 Doctors Say Mayweather-mcgregor Fight Should Not Have Been Allowed by akezn: 10:45am On Aug 26, 2017
please NLs, what time is the bout?
PhonesRe: MTN Prestige Anniversarymtn Is Giving Free 750mb Data + 120 Minutes Of Free Call by akezn: 8:40pm On Aug 16, 2017
Got it and currently rocking it too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 3) On 12th August 2017 by akezn: 4:03pm On Aug 12, 2017
Addonbilivit.
0-3 at half time?
Abi na Chelsea wear white?
RomanceRe: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by akezn: 2:39am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
I swear, u wicked.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Nabania And Phyno Their Village Enugu As Both Have Fun by akezn: 2:48am On Jul 08, 2017
Love these guys
PoliticsLagos Declare June 12 Public Holiday by akezn(op): 8:36pm On Jun 11, 2017
The Lagos State Government on Sunday declared Monday public holiday to mark June 12 celebration in the State, saying that the State remains committed to the ideals of the annulled 1993 Presidential election.
In a statement signed by the Secretary to the State Government, Mr Tunji Bello on behalf of the State Governor, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode, the government said the holiday was in honour of the ideals which June 12, 1993 Presidential election represents being a day that the country experienced an election that was adjudged as the freest and fairest in Nigeria’s history.
The Governor said 24 years after, the ideals of June 12 commemoration were worth celebrating, describing the day as one of the most defining moments of the country’s political history which has positively shaped its democratic rule.
Ambode said the time has come for Nigerians to go beyond the commemoration and entrench a viable democracy as a way to immortalise the late presumed winner of June 12, 1993 Presidential election, Chief M.K.O Abiola through the practice of true federalism and conduct of credible and fair elections.
He said: “June 12, 1993 is a day we must not forget in the annals of our democratic history. Our present democratic experience may still be far from the ideal but we must all make concerted efforts to entrench fiscal federalism which is the only way to achieve true nationhood.”
Continuing, Ambode said part of the enduring lessons of June 12 election is that it imbued the patriotic and nationalistic zeal in all Nigerians to speak with one voice to make a political choice devoid of ethnic, racial or social sentiments.
“On June 12, 1993, majority of Nigerians across all divides demonstrated through the ballot box that irrespective of class or ethnic sympathies, the Nigerian people are united and would always join hands to promote our unifying values,” he said.
Ambode said though the people’s hope was dashed with the annulment of the elections by the military junta, the lessons of the elections cannot be wished away despite subterranean efforts by many to do, describing June 12 as the real Democracy Day in Nigeria.
“We owe it a duty to genuinely immortalize the fallen heroes of the June 12 struggle nationally and deepen our democratic values to ensure that never again will such anti-people action be allowed to take place”.
He also assured that his administration remains committed to the ideals of June 12 by carrying out people-oriented programmes across the State and making life more comfortable for the people.
Meanwhile, the State Government, through the office of Civic Engagement, has perfected arrangement for the annual public symposium which will hold at the De Roof, LTV 8 in Ikeja, to celebrate June 12.


https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/06/11/lagos-declares-june-12-public-holiday/

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