Die die die die die

Lamasta:
OP repeat after me....

My Father My father

Every spirit of gambling and recklessness
tormenting my destiny


What are you waiting for.......

... see ehn,
Sometimes I will just sit down jeje on my own and some funny thoughts will just pop up in my head. I will try to discard these thoughts but suddenly I will start thinking of the possibility of executing the funny thoughts like..
1. TICKLING the OKADA Man carrying me... (wetin go happen I no know),
2. GOING to the ABOKI selling suya to taste all the meat and at the end of the day not buying any instead I will run away,
3. GOING to the CINEMA with lots of AGBALUMO instead of popcorn and sitting behind, (at the back back) then stoning the people in the front with the seeds (shebi dey will kukuma off light?),
4. Sometimes I feel like putting KEROSENE in the freezer to see if it will become ICED-KEROSENE (I mumu ehn),
5. MAKE I just dey waka for ROAD make I just see 1 Million naira pick for ground (na who wan lost am?),
Nd at last d thought dat I'm not alone in this will come and clear it away ......
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bob marley

In secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Account.
During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to
be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I
would always be the 1st Or 2nd to be called out. One day, the
Maths results were being released and my name wasn't
among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s,
60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me asking " guy wats up?
How you take do am?" And the teacher went on to the 80s And
when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining. I then
asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was
feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved
the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I
thought my dreams have been answered...
The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It
was Unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said,
"There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper
that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and
get it now...
I Fainted

(in Falz voice) this boy is a waste joor, his daddy shld av pulled out......

dey bobo urself dia ....

goodmorning40:
Hei! Am in love with u if you love me back I will sit and watch you sleep like an angel every night I will allow you take as many drinks as you want I will hold your hand and walk you down and through the beach
I will not get you pregnant unless you want to
Only say yes

just be friends with her is enough, if u play ur friendship game well, she will fall nd ask u out herself.....