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Qualifications for Membership of National
Assembly and Right of Attendance
65
(1) Subject to the provisions of section 66 of this
Constitution, a person shall be qualified for
election as a member of:
(a) the Senate, if he is a citizen of Nigeria and
has attained the age of 35 years; and
(b) the House of Representatives, if he is a
citizen of Nigeria and has attained the age of 30
years;
(2) A person shall be qualified for election under
subsection (1) of this section if:
(a) he has been educated up to at least School
Certificate level or its equivalent; and
(b) he is a member of a political party and is
sponsored by that party.


Shouldn't Law Makers be Learned, analytic and articulate indivuduals?...

How will a thug... who calls Him/her self a politician Make decisions on what law the country should adopt?

somone who doesnt have an existing knowledge of the laws of the society.

A B.sc, B.eng. or B.A to me would not even suffice.

at Least all intending law makers. ...ought to pass tru
a short legal trainin.

That way... they. would be able to perform deir functions better.

Less i forget..... i herd the position of senate president could be a Life-title.... in as much as ur party holds d majority and u r being reelected

is it a Monarchical position? this is a modern day slavery.

Seriously. ..

are they still allowing this?... it looks akward.

Man must survive now...

i Heard there is no alawee for dz Month!... Na hustle sure pass.

Just wondrin y Jona no dey pay us o.

xreal:
the elderly woman.

that's my decision.

Being ederly is not a sign of weakness...

a guy dere has jst bin bashee by a runnin bike or bus...

m sure he cant stand long on one leg for long... and again. .. it dosnt augur well to alow d nursin moda to pass tru such ordeal...especially against d backdrop dat he may be standinf next to dat slowpoke at the back.

who will you vote for...lets see the most rational answer

igwedaboss:
Most are lies this days.
I've been to a Catholic church where after church service they went into the church's hall to celebrate something, can't remember, before I knew it, beer just dey pop up, DJ was jamming secular songs. I was shocked.
Not just this catholic church even pentecostal churches. The ones you go if you looking for top ashanas, cult posing as a church in broad day light and you won't sniff anything. If you want to serve God, u need to watch. Politics is even messing the fewgoodones

imagine... na our old chuches b dat o...


seriusly... i just dey wonda.. wu go make heaven.? cos just by lukin at bossoms sef. pason don dey commit adultery.

Recently... i have noticed a trend in our pentecostal churches. .... "half unclothedness is allowed".

Most pastors justifies this by saying... "if sinners are not allowed in the church.... where should they go?"


well... i have nothing against the afore-mentioned... but as much as we allow these... must we do so at the detriment of the salvation of those who saved?...

As much as we are Christians. .. no guy(even d most matured christian) will see all this stuffs wide open and wont have a prick!...

I wonder if God would be present in such gatherings... with every guys(even pastor) mind on sister janet's wide open breast.

Plz...pastors ... Lets protect the sanctity of the Church!...

as much as u desire to bring in more members... #don't populate the church to depopulate the kingdom of God#.

ur reservations is allowed!....

There is no better way to over come life challenges besyd the Word of God.

I trust that these words will be useful for all broken hearted.

remmba... God is not slack concerning His promises. II pet 3:9

sunkoye:
this is character of a yoruba god called Esu.(god of Trick and Con)

"Elekun sunkun Laroye n sun eje"( Esu does not only cry with someone shedding tears....the dude god take the cry many steps further shedding blood for you)

Bro... u forgot to mention d preamble...
" o be lekun sunkun... ki eru o ba elekun...

elekun nsunkun.. Laroye nsun eje"

Lol.... dats funny

Dz z actuali an illusion or puzzle created by God himself...

are Zebras white with Black stripes or black with white Stripes?

emrain:
after all your gibberish, you still didn't answer the key question. "what came first, water or God?

thats philosophy bro.... we raise questions... we dont solve dem!

Was Water Co-eternal with God? ...

Were did God Come from?

Were there other Spiritual beings befor God wich God might have annihilated to create His own World?

Why did He develop a Motivation to create such a vast universe? ...

these are questions i av struggled to find answers to sinc my days in the sunday school and even as a philosophy student... i've not been able to. conjure the right answers to them.

Genesis 1:1 and 2 says
1. in the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth
2.The earth was without form and void,
and darkness was over the face of the
deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering
over the face of the waters.

it therefore behoves us to ask...

were was God before creation and was water also co-eternal with God?

the result of my goose search has been dat...

God must have always been..
and the water residue must be d fall-out of a previous anihilation of certain pre-adamic xreatures such as Leviathans and dinosaurs who were possesed by the fallen angels.

Rev12:12....Therefore rejoice, you heavens and you who
dwell in them! But woe to the earth and the
sea, because the devil has gone down to you!
He is filled with fury, because he knows that
his time is short."

and probably after dat... God thought to create a new world with man at the center of it.

but the devil... avin possesed d serpent(may b a leviathan) was stil able to deceive man to make it a win-win situation between him and d Most High.

nevertheless... dese are jst my assumptions...
am quite sure we all have lots of question to ask the Most high!...

but we cant do dat if we dont make Heaven.
#plz strive to#

love ya!... av a blessed sunday service

mstik:
Pl s make complete, coherent sentences then I'll come back and read

Noted!

WHY DO PEOPLE BEEF AND FIGHT EACH OTHER IN THE NAME OF COMPETITION?



While we were yunger,

Our mum would b lyk... "abbey.. Wen wil u change? Ah ah. Look at kayode, D neighbour's son. He is always comin first in His class. But You, You dont even bring ur report card Home".

And after then.. Dere is dz beef in ur heart towards Kayode. such that u would want to do anytin to prove u are beta..

Most tyms as children we do dz by deprivin him of our keke..or felele"(thats if u are fortunate to have one)

and wen we became older. ...we go as far as killing each other.. or goin to babalawo's.... (politicians. .cultists.. husband nd wife... frends are big xamples)

afterwards... We wnt to study in d best university, so we wont look odd befor our peers.

And again... We aspire to study law/Enginering/medicine... Since widout dat.. we wont have braggin rights befo our peers.

And wen we gain admission, We want to b d best student in d class to show dat we are beta dan odas...

And even wen gain employment, We stil flaunt our credentials (to show that we own d latest cars...phones etc) and crave promotions; and afta being promoted, We stiil have dz insatiable cravin for higher positions.

As if dats nt enough?

We all want tu marry d most beutiful lady... And have d talk of d town's marraige.

All in all... No one wants to play second fidel to the other. We are competin to be the most sucessfull... And influential in d society.

#the irony of it all is dat.... THERE will ALWAYS be somone thatz a little bit better dan Us, and we will neva be able to catch dat pason. And at death, we will only realize that we hawe actually being competin with ourselves!"

#lets stop tryin to b better dan odas... if at all we want to compete... we shud endeavour to make e it an healthy competition for self improvement #

mods u cud plz move to appropriate section..

Make i show una small results....

truly..

CHANGE is inevitable(Heraclitus).


[28/03 14:02] ‪+234 813 258 7359‬: Report from my PU: after 82 card reader users, success:27 fail:55
[28/03 19:09] ‪+234 813 258 7359‬: Buhari wins in my polling unit....
[28/03 19:10] ‪+234 813 258 7359‬: INEC update: Inec okays manual accreditation
[28/03 19:16] ‪+234 813 258 7359‬: [28/03 6:43 PM] ‪+234 708 210 1898‬: Report from Ebute-Metta in Lagos Mainland Polling Units: PU23= Presidential (Ad1, Adc1, Pdp20, Apc66) PU22= Reps (Adc1, Pdp36, Apc129), Assemb (Ad1, Pdp41, Labour1, Apc132), Presidential (Pdp42, Apc133)-Source it was witnessed by Ajeigbe, that is my Polling Unit
[28/03 6:52 PM] ‪+234 703 989 4803‬: Some more results...

GEJ South West Militant Gani Adams lost his ward. OPC (PDP) Leader Gani Adams Ward PDP 44 APC 119

Director General of PDP campaign Council, Amodu Ali's PollingUnit,G.R.A, Idah, KogiState Presidential Result: APC- 173; PDP-128.

Even the Nigerian Army are speaking with loud voice, Giwa Barracks Polling Unit in Maiduguri #Borno APC 169, PDP 63

PU 28/16/11/002 Fagun,Ondo Town, Ondo State. APC-109, PDP-69,ACPN-3,ACD-1,LP-1,PDM-1 VOID-5

A PU in Tudun Wada Katsina APC 287 PDP 0

PU 08/03/11/011 Bama IDP Camp in Maiduguri Presidential
APC: 108
PDP: 0

Unconfirmed/unofficial results

Unit 10 Ward 7 Ibadan North - Presidential APC -73, PDP-42, Senate APC 73 PDP. 30 Rep APC 69 PDP 35

unit 6 of Akingbade
Ward, Egbeda LG, Ibadan, Oyo state.
APC - 186
PDP - 0

Unit 11 Ward 7 Ibadan North - Presidential APC-118 PDP-55, Senate APC-106 PDP-23, REP. APC-105 PDP-37

Unit 10B Ward 7 Ibadan North Presidential APC-80 PDP-33, Senate APC 75 PDP-19,

Ibiade agric unit 10 senate
PDP: 88
APC ; 46
SDP: 7

What's your own PU result ??
[28/03 6:55 PM] ‪+234 708 210 1898‬: Report from Ebute-Metta in Lagos Mainland Polling Units: PU23= Presidential (Ad1, Adc1, Pdp20, Apc66) PU22= Reps (Adc1, Pdp36, Apc129), Assemb (Ad1, Pdp41, Labour1, Apc132), Presidential (Pdp42, Apc133)-Source Tami's blog

Make i show una small results....

truly..

CHANGE is inevitable(Heraclitus).

Its lyk Jona has acepted defeat alredi o....


Sai Babaaaa

Sai Buhari....

unapologetic:
50 years old: I guess

50?... does men also experienc menopause?

Gudmornin fellaz!...

plz av bin reli tryin to Phatom dz wet dreams of a tin.

Bak den in Biology we were told all adolescent at a certain age have to have WET dreams.

But Christians says odawise?...


and again... shey d tin no dey stop?...(xcept we guys dont wnt to admit it)

What may be d Spiritual implications?

and if u av it Once in 4 mnths and u dint av sex in between... is it normal or somtin else?...

if its normal. ..den wat age is it xpected to stop?

if its not normal.. den How can it be stopped forever?..

#plz dnt derail dz thread. ... wud aprc8 d perceptive of Christians(pastors if posible)... Muslimahs...and oda Conventions#

that you bleach. ...dosnt mean u are enlightened!....

#VECTOR#

stevolutionary:
Please let me share this with.
1. These new university created jobs for lecturers,
Cleaners, security men, and trader of all sot.
2. It goes a long way to checkmate illiteracy in the north that brought about the issue of boko haram in the first place.
3 it reduces the pressure on the existing one.
4.more people can get excess the education, that is one of the basic things we need.
5. Proper education will naturally but so many other thing In order.

1. 1000 staffs wil b recruited at most.... and 7000 students wil b convocated.... how dos dat add up?
2. Abokis tel u sey dem one read?... no b we southerners stil dey go dere pass? most of dem na pol science dem dey go read.
3. Ya... we av mor options to go to an higher institution dats jst buildin a name for itsef.. b lyk sey u no sey employers dey discriminate certificates of insitutions
4. of cos.... dat z implied in ur 3rd point.
5. I wish dat education enlightened Jonathan. ...afterall he z a dr. u speak too highly of education! ...

punchline... wats d value of d education.. wen dere z sparce job opportunities dat acomodates d graduates..

patrick89:
a graduate that can create a job nd employ people is a waste!!

will u gv im d money to establish imsef?...

is dere a viable system in wich new enterprises can thrive?...no b say pple lyk dangote don monopolize evritin?...

U pple tlk of graduates establishin demselvs as if evri one has d skill or grace to be an ebtrepreneur?... Jonathan na entrepreneur?... no b sey na politics mke am blow?

abeg.. jst fgt dat one. no mata d ideas flowin tru d vein of a graduates... most of us stil nids to work to raise capital. and dats wat d govt z dere for!... cos deir manifesto has always bin... " we wil create new jobs"

seriously. .... Wats d good of avin so mani higher institutions... chunning out graduates...and deir z no job system to accommodate dem?...

Lescott7:
Proudly Eksuite....Congratulations to the great man

wat set dd u finish and course?

Ksslib:
Only if there was a way I could whatsapp you without revealing my number. Iam a pretty private person.

This is a breakdown of your details though...

Middle name.. Aminatu
State of origin.... Oyo
L.G.A... Ibadan central.

Fist choice ..... University of Lagos
Second Choice..... Yaba Tech

Use of English..... 57
Government..... 55
Mathematics.... 60
Economics.... 64...

Evenin Sire...

av bin tryin to chek my yung bro's jamb bt nt bin goin....

plz kindly help out.

Jamb reg: 56703306EJ.

Evenin Sire's...

av bin tryin to chek my yung bro's jamb bt nt bin goin....

plz kindly help out.

Jamb reg: 56703306EJ.

We wish to inform the General Public and lovers
of Academic Excellence that Tawose Olamide
Timothy from the Department of Computer
Science who graduated with the mind-blowing/
record-breaking CGPA of 4.87 has been given an
automatic appointment.


The Governor of Ekiti State instead of giving the
best graduand a cash price, bestowed on the
young scholar a greater Prize by his immediate
Appointment as a Staff of the University.

Ekiti State Government has announced the offer
of appointment as a Graduate Assistant lecturer
to Mr. Tawose Olamide Tunde, best graduating
student of Ekiti State University (EKSU), Ado-
Ekiti.

Dr. Ayodele Fayose made the announcement at
the 20th Convocation Ceremony of the state
university held at the institution’s Main
Auditorium at the weekend.

The Governor who was represented by his
Deputy, Dr. Kolapo Olusola said the gesture to
the young scholar was to reward his academic
diligence and also encourage others to strive for
academic excellence.

Tawose is expected to resume work officially
after completing his National Youth Service
programme in October this year.

He congratulated the graduating students on
their success and rewarding outcome of years of
toil and perseverance while felicitating with their
parents and guardians who have labored to see
them through the rigours and demands of
university education.

The governor who charged the graduating
students to allow the academic and moral values
they have acquired in the university system bear
positively on their day to day life assured them
of governments continuous efforts to reduce
unemployment among the graduate populace.

Fayose, who was the Visitor to the institution,
commended the Vice Chancellor, Professor
Oladipo Aina and the university management for
the prudent management of the limited
resources at their disposal with an assurance
that his government would be relentless at
finding ways of meeting the needs of the
university community as the state finances
improves.

While congratulating the university on the recent
full accreditation given to the University’s
College of Medicine by the Nigeria University
Commission (NUC), the Visitor expressed his
optimism that the report of the Medical and
Dental Council which was being awaited will be
favourable.

Earlier in his address, the Vice Chancellor, Prof.
Oladipo Aina disclosed that the 20th Convocation
Ceremony of the University formalized the
graduation of 2, 973 full time students, 1,411 part
time students, 485 sandwich students, 1,731
affiliate colleges and 307 postgraduate students
of which 19 students bagged First class honors, 991 second class upper....

He charged the graduating students of various
cadres to be good ambassadors of the citadel of
learning wherever they found themselves and to
live by the creed of their convocation which is to
be found worthy in learning and character.



http://www.eksuolofofo.com/2015/03/eksu-best-graduating-student-bags.html?m=1

Karleb:
I'll go with Albert Einstein for unraveling the time and space theory because now we know that whatever can travel faster than the speed of light can travel through time.

Then Pierre and Marie Curie and Henri Becquerel for Radioactivity, another source of electricity.

Michael Faraday for electrolysis, without the lead acid accumulator your car no fit move.

Issac Newtown for his laws of motion.

and finally Gegror Mendel for hereditary and genetics, now we fit dey chop one week corn.

Einstein dint unravel any time and space theory... he jst developed it.... Countless philosophers hav theorized on it befor einstein. Chek Immanuel Kant theory on space and time... it wil amaze u.. wat dat dose dudes frm d past were reli inteligent. not our self acclaimed professors dz days...wu prides in failin students on a subject dey demselvs no kno.

and most of dz dudes r grt... bt i tink... most of dem av deir footprints frm Aristotle. dere z ntn dey discoverd dat dosnt av its crude form in aristotles...physics..(wich include all science subjects)...

if Aristotle cud kno so much.... despite he existed several years befpr Jesus Christ Himself was born. i tink he z d grtst scientist

KoloOyinbo:
Oh my God now we are talking about Witches? The rest of the world has stopped believing in that rubbish hundreds of years ago. Just 'fast forward' to the year 2015 when educated people don't believe in magic/juju/witches and mami waters please!

Smiling in Hindu... lehme say it in Yoruba... "O mo'aye"(u no kno Liife).

and pray mke u kno am... "aye a na omo no iye"(life wey dey beat pikin beat in mother join).

2015 my foot. dey wil always b...dats d way dz world z structured. ...until Jesus coms

MOST females are... take it or liv it... dey r eida Omo omi..or Emere.. or even Witch sef...

just dat som of dem dont even kno dey r. until dey get to a certain age.

#ask d gurls... xcept dey wnt to lie#
stil wondrin y God structured dem dat way!...

rumor has it dat Eve... dnt let me tlk sef