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which magic centre did you write your exams?
futher maths c6
mathemathics d7
credit pass is required for all course

I need your tricks can't get pass 1 m mark

wenger sub pleassssssssse

amazing, the chimp scar looks like 1/4 of scoffield tatoo.

abduldope: used nokia E5 goin for 10K intrested buyer can Negotiate contact me via my mail MRABDULLAHJR@GMAIL.COM

am interested post pix

nice one

am more Conscious of getting home safe than the value of the car.

tell ur Brother not to resign o, that ministry work may take another six month before the appoint will have head.

am in abuja how can I get one?

madu awu. this is super eagles

oya mods front page.

the southern part of kaduna should be in the middle belt country

keshi looks sick o

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all this poverty striken nairalanders. make una enter cotonou go know the price of cars
the dude wants 420 k if you can't afford it then shut up.

goodluck is working, nigeria is working.

am in my thirties am loving a 21 year old. now nothing wrong with that cos I hv good intensions.
anyways ask ojukwu howfar.

nice haircut( tyson) I rock this haircut.

what is the reason for the restriction in the first instance.

Ms_Steph: eya.. see as white pple dey look dem no screaming fanz sef..... always do something where people know u

she only needs to smile to the bank.

neopresol

read leviticus20

RIP metsu! the best foreign coach to coach an african team.

sorry dearie. beans paste with palm oil works faster than your amplicox.
boils on your eyelid ain't funny.

WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5
minutes to read this. It may save your life or a
loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your
wife, your children, & everyone you know. After
reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to
someone you care about. It never hurts to be
careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the
strongest point on your body. If you are close
enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber
asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from
you... Chances are that he is more interested in
your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go
for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm
out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The
driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit
(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching
you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to
get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your
head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET
INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air
Bag will save you. If the person is in the back
seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the
car crashes bail out and run. It is better than
having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a
parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your
car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling
them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at
the car parked on the driver's side of your
vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is
sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you
may want to walk back into the mall, or work,
and get a guard/policeman to walk you back
out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN
SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the
stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true
at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not
under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN,
Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be
sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or
killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-
looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He
walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked
'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me
that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch
the night before last, and she called the police
because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..' The lady then said that it
sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on
the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told
her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby.. He said they have not
verified it, but have had several calls by women
saying that they hear baby's cries outside their
doors when they're home alone at night.
10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of
the night to hear all your taps outside running or
what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT
TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full blast so that you will go out to
investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your
neighbors! Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously
because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned
on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you
know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by
lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters,
daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may
need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot
of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It
may save your life or
a loved one's life.

roasted g/nut and aya.Best combo if you did your primary school in the north in the 80s'.

biko! op et mod the topic is misleading

this plate looks sumptious.