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I guess you found a boyfriend in the new Church. Peace of mind my foot.

I am not good at this Kind of stuff but I know that any man who feels comfortable while people stared at him is a big bastardddddddd with no brains.


Mathematics and physics move the world forward, not pictures.

NgeneUkwenu:
We are only shocked that about 250 of our Chibok girls have been missing for the past 1 year and the useless president has not been able to do anything!

We are shocked that, 20Billion Dollars of our common Patrimony has been frittered away and nobody is talking about it!

We are shocked That a Dollar now exchanges 250 Naira.

We are shocked that. 2.3Trillion Naira disappeared in a a fathom Subsidy and nobody has. Been brought to Book!

We are shocked at the level of unemployment in Nigeria!

We. Are shocked that Our President said Stealing was not Corruption!

We are shocked that the First family feeds with over 1Billion Naira per year!

These are some of the things that worries us more and not a belated debate where people watch some persons standing and talking out of heart!

Cry me a river..
Hypocrite, have you commended the president on the successfully wiping out of hundreds of boko haram militants in Maidugri?.

you short sighted namas only see the bads.
did Jonathan kidnap your sister?


Jonathan is winning again.

enairaprof:
In my opinion, it is muchWhenever you for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for students to make first class in these institutions:

1. Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA)
2. University of Ibadan (UI)
3. Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU)
4. University of Benin (UNIBEN)

What's your view?

I wonder why you Yoruba people hardly see beyond your borders.
Everything just have to be within your borders.
The best. The greatest. The wisest. The most developed. It all belongs to you.
It's only when a negative happens that you remember that Nigeria has 3 major tribes.
Do you people ever understand how big Nigeria is?

How many of you have ever crossed River Niger?
How many Igbo people have crosed the River to your place?
I believe the Igbo are in better position to say all this things, not you.
You don't go anywhere. You have been invaded.



Yesterday, one of you told me that he was posted to Omanbra State for NYSC. Is there a state called that in present day Nigeria.

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All this troubles simply because international airport came to Enugu. Even if you devils succeeded in sacking her, Enugu has come to stay.

Where is Farouk Lawan, Otedola,bankole etc

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i saw some jokes by sam milla published in an african news paper in holland. i think that guy is a master of jokes.

thanks, gprs

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Drop down to a little more universial or african jokes, not all american shit. leran fro SAM MILLA.READ his jokes.

Consider the following. We humans are social beings. We come into the world as the result of others' actions. We survive here in dependence on others. Whether we like it or not, there is hardly a moment of our lives when we do not benefit from others' activities. For this reason it is hardly surprising that most of our happiness arises in the context of our relationships with others.

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office.

"We have come for an examination," said the young girl.

"All right," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."

"No, not me," said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."

"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."

.SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
LITTLE JOHNNY: No, I'm Little Johnny.
2.
TEACHER: Johnny, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
LITTLE JOHNNY: I get up early.
3.
LITTLE JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
LITTLE JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.
4.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
5.
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Bill wakes up with a dreadful hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party the night before. He had been in a terrible state, he didn’t even remember how he got home from the party and was certain that he would be in deep trouble with his wife, just like last year.

He decided he would have to get up and face what he had coming to him, but the first thing he notices is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table. As he washes down the asprins he notices a small vase containing a single red rose.
Bill can’t quite understand what is going on but he staggers to the bathroom and looks in the mirror not only does he have a huge black eye but there is a note stuck to the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick. The note read: “Darling, breakfast is in the oven, I have gone to the supermarket early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”

He gets some clothes on and stumbles down to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son, Bill Jr. is also at the table, eating. Bill asks his son what happened the night before?

“Well Dad, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you fell into the door.”

Confused, he asks Bill Jr. “So why is the special treatment from your Mum? The asprins, the loving note, the special dinner, breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh that! Well, Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes off to get you into bed, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I have a wife at home.!’”

Heaven offers nothing that the mercenary soul can desire. It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. There are rewards that do not sully motives. A man's love for a woman is not mercenary because he wants to marry her, nor his love for poetry mercenary because he wants to read it, nor his love of exercise less disinterested because he wants to run and leap and walk. Love, by definition, seeks to enjoy its object.

people with crazy thoughts should be executed

hey milla ,we are missing your jokes.tell us something new. thanks and happy new year

this guy will killsomeone with jokes one day here.keep them coming milla.

very funny