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A landlord who is also a soldier is very
strict with his tenants but plays with
them once in a while.
He called them on a Saturday evening
and told them that they would be
having fun together,someone would imagine something strange and the
others will say "that will be a
miracle"..the landlord started:
Landlord:imagine i forget to collect my
rent for a year.
All:that will be a miracle. Tenant1:imagine our house rent does
not increase by december.
All:that will be a miracle.
Tenant2:imagine the house gate is not
locked by 9pm daily.
All:that will be a miracle. everyone of them were imagining
things which would be followed by
"that will be a miracle" from all of the
rest until it got to the turn of a young
guy who is a new tenant,it was only the
landlord that replied him. Guy:imagine i start having an affair with
the wife of the landlord.
Landlord:that will be a suicide.
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,
, ,
oya lets have fun,imagine something
strange and the next poster will
write "that will be a miracle".

A teacher got drunk at a party and had
sex for the first time with a lady in the
dark.
He was soo excited about it that the
urge to do it again was soo much the
next day,he finally succeeded in luring one of his female students to his office
after classes.
After all the pre-intimacy,as they were
about to start the main thing,the girl
said "you smell,felt and taste like
someone i had sex with at a party yesterday night..but the guy wasn't as
lucky as you because i did not tell him
i'm HIV positive"
The teacher fainted immediately.

[quote author=alhussangle@gma]. You are silly. Don't u read that God protects the Mosque?. If u are angry because Your Den of thieves/criminals is always bombed, then go crucify urself. U gentile.[/quote]God will punish ur generation 4 saying dat God protects d mosque nd dat xtians are bombed, wen dere are standby army guardin d mosques nd palaces of ur useless rulers nd clerics or dnt u read d news well, dat d soldiers responded nd evacuate d dignitaries. How many soldiers are guidin churches dat are bin blown in d North? foolish human being.

pls answer sunnyboi before i enter negotiation wit u.