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Of late, i hv bin eating just twice a day as a result of my work pattern!
this includes even saturdays and sundays tat i am always @ home.
i guess my stomach has gotten use to it
I take just breakfast and dinner .

George D,
u no knw where u dey go b4?
ok, first assignment, knw where u dey go 1st,
b4 u think of learning hw 2 prepare d soup!

George D,
u r just impossible!

George D,
Yes oh!, i give up totally!
U don win, i go teach u d "oha soup"

George D,
i give up, Totally!
U don win, shey i go hear word nw?

George D,
if 2 say u let the mata die natural death since,
Phate 4 no see way, to make us 3!
i take God, beg u, LET D MATA REST!!!
Biko!!!

George D,

Wentin i no go see becos of Ofe-Akwu!!!
FYI, we r still in the Food Section oh!
dont get carried away! Na food and food alone we dey discuss here!

George D,
"tied by fate", "flow in love"
i am definately "toungue tied" abi na "speechless"

George_D & Phate07
so, na me una carry dey do yeye 4 nairaland
ok, i knw exactly wat to do

"lover or fighter"
u guys shud just kip me out of it.
Is it now a crime to post a topic on Nairaland?
Abi na me invent the soup?

Missy B,
r u hving fun at my expense?
E no gud oh!, afterall na u put me 4 this wahala.
If u hadnt insist on a Pic, "i wudnt be in a byforce hook"!
Plzzz, mk it up to me by hving George D off my back!
Thanks! u r a darln

NO U CANT!!!
i hv my hands full with George,
Please dont add to my situation!

Phate 07,
u 2?
encouraging George D is a crime oh!
Besides, George D has not made any "clear" request

George D,
This kind of hooking wey one party no get mouth

@phate,
God Bless u for tat very Relevant Question!
@ George D,
my people say, " wen handshake pass elbow, e don turn anoda thg!"
This ur cooking lesson, i dont think i am up to the task oh!

George D,
LWKMD!!!
Na now u talk wetin u really dey find
U special no be small!

@ Phate07
Tat is true, but it also depends on where u reside.
For those of us in Lag,
U can always get Fresh Oha leaves
@ Otta Market, Onyinbo.

George D,
Hooked?
Wentin carry me enter Nairaland Food?

George D,
Thanks, am flatered!
but like everyone else, why dont u just follow the steps to prepare it?
afterall, i hv put it down 4 every1, abi ur own cooking lessons special?

George D,
i am speechless

Missy B,
Love ke?
Dont mind George d oh!
and plzzzzzz witdraw that ur Blessing
orelse, George D will have gotten the Visa
he nids to bug me to death with Ofe-Akwu!
I still nid him to come to ur place for his afternoon specials
@least, in that way, i will be off his hook!

George D,
u followed me to this thread too?
No be only home cooking lesson,
wat of foreing cooking lesson?

@sunch
its not tat diffcult, mostly like how bitter leave soup is prepared
just substitute the Bitter leave for oha leaves.
Ingredeients:
1. Oha Leaves
2. Palm oil
3. Cocayam Paste
4. Meat, Smoked-Fish and stockfish
5. Maggi
6. Grounded fresh pepper & Crayfish
7. Shredded onions
8. salt to taste
9. locust bean(ogiri) (optional)
10. Ofcourse Water

How to prepare:
first, wash your stock fish and put in a pot, allow to boil .
then add ur already washed meat and allow to simmer for a while
before adding your shredded onion,
maggi, palmoil, locust bean(optional) and of salt to taste.
when the meat is a bit tender, add your cocoyam paste
and allow to boil ,
You can add a lil more water at this stage.
The paste will gradually dislove to thicken the broth.
then add your grounded fresh pepper and crayfish while still boiling.
stir at inverval to prevent sticking to the bottom of the pot.
then lastly, add the shredded Oha leaves to the pot
Stir, and allow to simmer for some minutes.
then Turn the heat down .
And your Oha Soup is ready!

Haba! George D,
U no trust me again?

George D,
u knw nw!
the usual time

George D,
Nothing, i guess!

Oha Soup!
From the Eastern part of the Country.
Its my favorite anyday, anytime,
Can be taken with any swallow,
Enjoy!

George D,
No worry, 4 u,
the front door will always be open

George D,
u & who arrange
"Bodly thru the front door" abi?
well, if shaking come dey,
u r on ur own oh

LOL,
No worry, my lips r sealed,
ur secret is safe with me

George D,
Abeg i no fit laugh!
How u go call Missy B own "Borrowed enjoyment"?
Make her Oga no hear am frm ur mouth oh!
Abi u want make ur Afternoon special dey cancelled indefinately?

If i may,
i dont think punishing the children will stop the parents frm sending them out another day,
Rather, i think these children should be kept in police custody till their parents come for them
then the kids should be swaped with these parents and be remanded in custody for like 1 week
before given a heavy fine to pay.
when they get out of that mess, they would definatley think twice before sending these children out to hawk again.